last night.
No immortal land.
A child got up and went to the courtyard to pee. With sleepy eyes, he saw a red smoke under the statue of the Infinite God.
In the smoke, there was a fairy in red, holding a naked man in her hands.
The naked man swung his hands and feet around like the grasshopper he had captured alive today.
"Mom, do all immortals wear no clothes?" The child got into bed in a daze and asked his mother, who was still doing embroidery work at this time.
"Well, it should be so. Don't think too much and go to sleep." My mother always answered absentmindedly like this.
The child looked at the not very bright oil lamp in the room. There was a shadow that swayed as the oil lamp swayed.
A small dream of becoming an immortal without clothes is slowly swaying in the heart of a child.
This was a small piece of news in Jueying City last night.
It's harmless, a little bit legendary and vulgar. By this morning, there were already several versions of it.
The latest version is that a sex thief planned to hit the daughter of the "murder fairy" Xu Fang. The fairy was hung in front of the statue of Wuliang Tianzun and cut off the daughter with a knife...
The protagonist in the story, Lu Ran, had just fallen asleep for an hour when he was woken up by Xu Fu.
Last night, Xu Fu completely taught Lu Ran what "moody" meant. The atmosphere had been very good before, but she didn't know what she said wrong. Xu Fu pushed and stabbed her, and finally took her, but After landing, she didn't say a word, just minding her own business and walked away.
With the help of Miss Shu, Lu Ran was able to find his little belongings one by one. Finally, wrapped in tattered clothes, he called a car and returned to Wanhuan Tower in embarrassment.
I had a sleepless night and couldn't figure out what was going on with me.
Today, Xu Fu is dressed more grandly and gorgeously than yesterday. She seems to have forgotten what happened last night. She is still the same as in the past. She first reached out and touched two handfuls of Lu Ran's quilt, and then opened the quilt completely with a loud bang. .
"Brother Lu Ran, if you don't get up, this fairy will be delayed from participating in the Huantian Festival." The voice sounded again.
Lu Ran was startled. He woke up a little and was startled again when he saw Xu Fu in front of him. Then he was startled again when he remembered what she did last night.
"Why are you here?" Lu Ran asked her without a good expression.
Xu Fu smiled affectionately, "Why am I here? I'm here to help you. You won't forget the first ceremony of the Huantian Festival today, right?"
"I'm not going, I want to sleep." Lu Ran lost his temper and turned over on the bed, leaving Xu Fu's back.
Two clangs.
There was a bang.
Lu Ran felt the bed beneath him shake and tilt, and he almost fell to the ground.
Xu Fu drew her knife and chopped off the bed where Lu Ran had slept for several days.
"You!" Now, Lu Ran had to get up even if he didn't want to.
He quickly opened the door and shouted in the corridor: "Is there anyone there? Someone is murdering someone with a knife here. Is anyone in charge?"
Not long after, a staff member from Wanhuan Building came, a chubby middle-aged woman. When she saw the scene in front of her, she looked frightened and uneasy.
Xu Fu said, it doesn't matter, I will compensate.
After thinking about it, he added, he can sleep with me tonight.
Lu Ran's face wrinkled into a rag.
At this time, Xu Fu took out another set of clothes from a large luggage bag behind her and said, "Brother Lu Ran, I damaged your clothes last night. I will give you a set today. I hope you like it." .”
Without waiting for Lu Ran to answer, she shook off one of the inner linings and began to put it on Lu Ran's body, "Sister, let me help my brother change."
The middle-aged woman was still in the house, Xu Fu had said so, and he couldn't get angry, so he had to let Xu Fu control her.
But after putting on the clothes, Lu Ran looked at Xu Fu and then at himself. Why were the two sets of clothes so similar, both in bright red.
Lu Ran has never worn bright red clothes in his life! What does it look like!
"Taoist couples all dress like this, couple outfits, you know?" Xu Fu proudly arranged Lu Ran's outfit from head to toe, and finally pulled out the wooden hairpin Lu Ran had been using to tie her hair. , replaced by a precious-looking fiery red hosta.
"Well, looking at it this way, you still have some beauty." Xu Fu rubbed her hands and expressed that she was very satisfied. Then, before Lu Ran could object, she took his hand and said "remember to go to thirty" in the words "fat girl" On the third floor, he went to Fairy Yufu for compensation and pulled Lu Ran all the way up the elevator.
There were many people in the elevator, and Lu Ran had done his best to huddle in a corner with his head down, but he still felt that the people in the elevator were looking at him or Xu Fu strangely.
"What are you looking at? You've never seen such a handsome young talent, have you? Close your eyes, especially women like you who can't wait to stick to my brother Lu Ran!"
Okay, now everyone on this ladder knows that the person who is wearing a set of bright red couple's shirts with Xu Fu, even the boots are red, is named Lu Ran.
Lu Ran only thought how could this time be so long, and then he felt Miss Shu shaking inexplicably in his arms, and even she couldn't help but laugh.
Fortunately, no matter how difficult it was, it was only a distance up and down the machine ladder. Soon, the two of them arrived at the first venue of this round-the-sky festival, which was the 89th floor of Wanhuan Building.
As soon as the elevator door opened, Xu Fu led Lu Ran out generously. This pair of young celebrities immediately attracted the attention of countless people nearby. Xu Fu was not conceited at all, and happily chatted with everyone who knew her. People said hello, but Lu Ran just wanted to find a deserted corner and cry for a while.
Before Lu Ran could take action, he was stopped by a familiar voice. It was none other than Chu Yi, who later disappeared in the "Little Immortal". He was dressed quite grandly today, but his withered girlish figure was really unbearable. Pick up this dress.
After looking at Lu Ran's outfit and then at Xu Fu, Chu Yi was so angry that he stepped forward and held Lu Ran's hand as usual, saying: "Brother, you are indeed a destined person, look at this Fairy, look at your opportunity, you are already the most famous person in Jueying City!"
Although Xu Fu had already seen that Chu Yi was still a man at heart, she didn't say anything. She just gave Chu Yi a sharp look.
"Hey, what are you talking about? What does a famous person mean? What happened?" Lu Ran also held Chu Yi's hand tightly. This was one of the few people he knew well here. .
"What? You don't know? It's impossible. It can only be you. Last night, a naked immortal worshiped in front of the statue of Infinite Heaven. That wasn't you? Fairy Yufu's man, Lu Ran." Chu Yi's face There was no mockery or joking in his expression, but instead it was full of envy.
Lu Ran really wanted to fall down and die on this marble floor that was so smooth that it could be reflected, and never get up again.
