After filling out the form, he threw it into a sealed box with a slender entrance next to it. After waiting for a while, two strange hands immediately stretched out from the round holes on both sides of the box and put a piece of paper with the words "Four Four Four" printed on it. The playing card was placed on Lu Ran's chest.
What's even weirder is that the box actually started talking.
"The four groups of participants No. 444 will enter the martial arts arena No. 4!"
Then a few scattered bursts of laughter broke out in the venue.
Lu Ran didn't look back, and walked straight through the box, looked up, and walked into the narrow door with the word "four" written on the door.
Behind the narrow door is a long and narrow room, which looks like a corridor, and the light is a little dim.
Lu Ran was at the end of the queue. There were heads in front of him. Next to him was No. 411. He was a strong man wearing a few strips of cloth. He had several grinning beasts tattooed on his back. He stood there. , the muscles trembled, and the ferocious beasts seemed to be alive, making Lu Ran dare not look further.
The boy in front of him, who was barefoot and with a five-color bandana on his head, was No. 396. He said that he came from the depths of Miao Mountain in Xuyu and came here with the hope of the whole village.
Lu Ran didn't even need to look at the long knife that exuded infinite evil energy on his back. He just looked at his healthy bronze skin and his big hands covered with knife calluses, showing that he had no doubts at all.
Looking all the way, everyone in the room is an elite soldier, and they are all gearing up, but he is the only one who is still a little less interesting.
Just now, I was still distracted, and I remembered that before the last time, a group of people were discussing how to run away at He Lai Inn. At that time, there were five chicken legs on the table, and Huihuan ate four of them.
Who ate the other one?
"Hey, 396, we have an audition ahead of us. How do we choose? Do you want to compete?" The tattooed man spoke very rudely. He stepped forward and patted the young man with a long knife who had been meditating after saying hello.
The boy with the long knife turned his head, but his eyes were still closed: "I don't know, it seems not. I heard someone singing, someone reciting poetry, and someone imitating animals for a meeting."
"Huh?" The tattooed man looked embarrassed. "Is that all? Then I don't know how to do it."
He twisted his body a little anxiously, clenching his fists so loudly that the cloth strips on his body swayed, and the naked flesh under the cloth strips made it impossible to look directly at him.
"The audition should not be very strict. You see, so far, so many people have entered, but not a single person has come out." The boy with a long knife still had his eyes closed, and a confident smile appeared on his lips.
Indeed, this corridor is only enough for one long queue, unless the loser has another way to go.
Lu Ran put away his thoughts. There were more important issues to consider at the moment, which was, as the guy with the knife said, the audition was about performances, so what was his specialty?
You can't perform punting, right?
Holding your breath? Swimming? Wrestling with an octopus?
Until it was almost his turn, Lu Ran was still confused and couldn't think of any special skills he could show off.
Soon, it was the turn of the guy with the knife. Lu Ran caught a glimpse of the guy pulling out the long knife through the crack in the door. He didn't even dance three times before bowing in thanks.
Then, No. 411 went up and did not punch, but just turned somersaults from one end of the martial arts stage to the other, and actually passed.
How about doing some somersaults yourself?
Lu Ran was pushed by someone from behind and staggered onto the stage.
I took a sneak peek, but fortunately, there were only three tables under the stage. There was an immortal sitting behind each table. There were several rows of seats behind, but there were not many spectators. There were also a few winged boys among them. Flying around, I don’t know what I am busy with.
His mind went blank, Lu Ran waved his hand slightly and smiled awkwardly.
"Contestant, are you acting silly?"
The person speaking was the immortal in the middle of the audience. He was quite handsome, with a face as delicate as a knife, and the word "arrogance" was written all over his body.
"Maybe he was acting awkward."
Another delicate voice came from the left, a beautiful and venomous fairy in red.
"Contestant No. 444, don't be nervous. This is just an audition. We are just taking a look at your characteristics. You can show your talents on stage to your heart's content, but don't stand stupidly like this."
The fairy on the right looks like a pair of sisters with the red fairy. She wears purple clothes. Her words are obviously much gentler.
Lu Ran nodded, but his head was still blank as if someone had hit him hard.
The three immortals waited for a few more breaths. The handsome young man in the middle stretched out his hand, smoothed his hair, and reminded: "This contestant, if the situation persists in the last ten breaths, he will be eliminated immediately."
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Ran felt the floor tiles under his feet shake slightly. It turned out that this central place was active. If he was eliminated, the floor tiles would fall directly. He didn't know what would happen to him.
"I...I...I can understand fish talking!" In desperation, Lu Ran blushed and felt a little hot in his chest and throat. Even the words he spoke seemed to have a bit of heat.
The three judges and two fairies in the audience, including the soft-spoken purple-clothed fairy, all smiled sternly. However, the handsome young man saw Lu Ran's "swallowing clouds and smoke", nodded, turned around and ordered: "Okay, let's get this player a fish!"
A winged boy behind him flew out with a whoosh, whoosh, and flew back again, holding a porcelain basin in his hand, and there was really a small goldfish in it.
Young Master Mei signaled the boy with wings to bring the fish to Lu Ran. The fish swam a few times in front of Lu Ran, spit out a few bubbles, then turned over its belly and died.
"This... you didn't kill the fish just to pass the test, did you?" The red-clothed fairy was about to launch an attack to investigate the crime, but was stopped by the beautiful young master. The beautiful young master muttered: "Listen to what he has to say first."
He stood up and made a gesture of invitation, "Contestant, how many words did the fish say just now? What did they say each time?"
"Are you... serious? If you really say it, will you pass the test?" Until now, Lu Ran still couldn't believe that his casual words had really become his specialty in the audition.
"Of course, the premise is that you have to answer correctly." The beautiful young master's eyes were innocent and he had no intention of joking at all.
"Okay..." Lu Ran hesitated for the last time, "I'm just repeating what the fish said, so don't laugh at me."
"Okay." The three judges said at the same time, and they all raised their ears and waited for Lu Ran to speak.
"The first sentence, it said, throw away the mud fish mother, I am sleeping in the cage, wake me up."
"Second sentence, I don't know if I would suffocate to death if I changed places. I'm going to die. No, I'm going to drown myself before I'm killed by these people!"
"The third sentence, this good brother who looks like a blobfish, you are a good person, remember to avenge me."
