In the past two years, Lu Ran, as an ordinary person, has seen too many bizarre, spectacular and incredible things.
But compared with the scene in front of me, those weird and bizarre things seemed much more normal and dull.
He was cursing Huihuan Yang Ya, haven't you even seen a pig, but he unconsciously took a breath of cold air and swallowed in disgrace.
This was the first time since Zhuo Hai was resurrected that he felt truly afraid.
Just because of the fat, round, dirty, lazy thing in front of me.
pig.
Five hundred big fat pigs, each weighing about 500 kilograms, were piled up wildly in front of the three brothers. They were so full that their eyes were filled with force.
There was a chorus of grunting, one head here was still eating, another one was peeing, and there were a few more, starting to do sour things on the street before dawn.
However, what is even more terrifying is the cold eyes of these pigs, which do not even look at the three of them. When you look at them, they turn their heads to the side with disdain on their faces.
Lu Ran asked Hui Huan: "Do you remember those meaty Tai Sui we met on Wan Mountain?"
Hui Huan had already wrapped his head with a long scarf, revealing only a pair of extremely confused big amber-gold eyes. He gritted his teeth and said for Yang Ya: "Those real dragon excrements are ten thousand times better than what I see in front of me. I don't think they are dirty." , I just feel a little dizzy."
Yang Ya also had a rare headache: "If it is a ferocious beast or a monster, you can just kill it, but these are all food, and it has an indescribable and disgusting feeling."
"Not only is it disgusting, it's greasy."
"Not only greasy, but panicked."
"It's not just panic, it's chaos."
The three of them kept talking and retreated unconsciously until they had no choice but to retreat in front of a row of carriages.
There was a slovenly man on the carriage, holding a long whip in his hand. He looked at the three people as if they had "never seen a pig before", flicked his whip and said loudly: "Have you enjoyed it? Enjoy it." It’s time to start.”
"Do you want... do you want us to go into the city with the pigs?" Lu Ran asked tremblingly.
"That's right. Shengdu City is heavily searched, so there is only one way."
"Then... can we be separated and put into a cage each?" Lu Ran pointed with his hand at the huge wooden cage carried on the back of the carriage.
"Ah?" The slovenly man was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Hahaha! Who told you that you should sneak into the city among the pigs? They told you to dress up as pigherders and sneak into the city!"
Lu Ran raised his head and said, "That's not much better than being with Zhu Guan!"
Yang Ya asked, "Pig herdsman? Or pig confinement?"
"Oh my god!" Hui Huan's legs went weak and he almost fainted.
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In this way, the three of them followed the man named Zhao San and a dozen real pigherders, driving the five hundred pigs for a day. They moved the pigs twice in one day until late at night, taking advantage of the darkness. , finally managed to sneak into Shengdu City, found a small hotel next to the market that was also full of pig odor, and reluctantly settled down.
Thinking that Gu Cunhua, as a woman, had always dressed up as a pigherd's wife every time she came to Shengdu, they couldn't help but respect her. The three of them couldn't stop praising each other before going to bed, until they fell asleep...
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On the other side, Li Wan didn't have a smooth day either.
First, two major events in the world were revealed to the emperor, which made Emperor Li Qi furious on the spot. He chopped off the heads of several officials and delayed the normal time of going to court.
Then there are the two Sun and Moon slaves that he wants to bring into the mansion. They have been checked by the medical officer Xingguan to be harmless. They should have been sent to him early for him to play with, but instead of being robbed halfway by the red boy Hongxuan sent by Mr. Xu, Let’s go, it’s said that these two people’s origins are unknown, and their whereabouts can’t be decided until the husband conducts further inspections.
Li Wan angrily scolded Xu Hui for the entire afternoon as a "hypocrite" and "an old yin stick." Even though several beauties in the house tried their best to please him, they had to ask Sun Rourou to come and play origami with him. In the end, Li Wan folded an origami that looked like a real wild goose. The big "flying bird" has calmed down a bit.
Li Wan took this origami bird with him and planned to give it to the emperor when the emperor came to have dinner with him in the evening to show his kindness and please. Unexpectedly, when he arrived at the "Qionghua Palace", he saw Xu Hui and the origami bird at a glance. He threw it away, pointed at his nose, and asked Xu Hui for the two Sun and Moon slaves.
The scene became chaotic for a while.
Li Wan tried his best, but Xu Hui remained motionless. When he saw Li Wan, the smile that had always been on his face disappeared.
The emperor had no choice but to take action himself, and then threw out a pair of golden chopsticks in his hand. The golden chopsticks turned into two pillars of golden light, and "clamped" Li Wan up, making him stand in the air, unable to move for a moment.
It wasn't until Li Wan begged for mercy and promised not to go crazy again that the emperor let him go. Li Wan sat down in his own seat angrily without saying a word. 33
Li Qi's face did not show anger, but he said happily: "Okay, your kid's skills have greatly increased after this trip."
"No matter what, I am still no match for Mr. Xu's finger." Li Wan hated him, but he did not dare to say the words "hypocrite" and "old yin stick" in front of the emperor and Xu Hui. of.
Li Qi looked at Xu Hui. A smile finally appeared on Xu Hui's face. He saw the origami bird that Li Wan brought and asked curiously: "What is this?"
"This is a flying bird. It was folded by a child and given to my father as an apology gift." Li Wan stepped forward, picked up the origami, and happily handed it to Li Qi.
But he was picked up by Huang Shu on the side. Huang Shu picked up the huge origami, stepped forward and gave Li Qi a cursory glance, then hugged it and left.
Li Qi looked at Li Wan, who was a little displeased, and asked, "Wan, why did you break a bird and give it to me?"
Li Wan replied almost without thinking: "Because I hope that my father will treat me like a bird and let me fly freely."
Li Qi shook his head: "You child, when you give gifts to others, how can you make a wish for yourself? This is a wrong expression of affection and will not be liked by others."
Li Wan disagreed: "But, I really want to be a flying bird, fly all over Xiaya, and even fly to places outside Xiaya to have a look."
"Still arrogant!" Li Qi stopped laughing and turned to ask Xu Hui, who was looking down: "Mr. Xu, please tell me, how should Li Wan be punished for the trouble he caused when he went out of the city privately this time?"
Xu Hui's expression also became serious, he stood up and held his hands in his hands and said: "Emperor, His Highness went out of the city privately this time and committed a series of crimes such as truancy, blasphemy, and indiscriminate killing. I suggest that His Highness be punished for several crimes at the same time and that His Highness be grounded for another month. "
Li Qishen agreed and nodded, but saw Li Wan's eyes widened, his fists clenched, and his body shaking as if crawling with insects.
"Then as Mr. Xu said, we will be grounded for three months first and see how you perform before we talk."
Some people died, but not completely...
