Zhang Song was very emotional: "Because your composition this time won the first place in the whole grade. Teacher Shen will post your composition at the back.
If you get first place, there will definitely be many envious, jealous and hateful people, who might tear up your composition. Therefore, I will sit at the last table and watch the composition for you. "
"Pfft!" Gu Xu couldn't laugh or cry for a moment, "Guarding for me to write the essay, you can imagine that. I got zero marks in the test and sat last, and you dragged me into it. What kind of logic is this! I really believe it!"
"Otherwise, Jia Dazui is fine, how could he suddenly get food poisoning!"
Gu Xu smiled disdainfully: "Fat Zhang, tell me, if I get full marks for every essay and post it on the back, then you will always have to sit at the end."
"Ah!" Zhang Song was shocked, "Bah bah bah! Gu Xu, why are you cursing me like this! If I come in last every time, I will be cramped and skinned by my father."
"Aren't you going to do my homework for me? How could you leave your post without permission!"
Zhang Song looked embarrassed.
Lan Ruosi couldn't help but laugh again. She felt that Gu Xu and Zhang Song were really interesting.
Zhang Song calmed down: "Brother, can you bear to watch me being skinned and cramped by my father?"
"It doesn't matter! You can choose to be reborn. Doesn't your mother like girls? You can be reborn as a girl."
"Uh!" Zhang Song hesitated, "Then you'd better not get full marks! I'm so scared."
"Haha!" Gu Xu laughed, "Fat Zhang, what are you talking about? You don't want me to get full marks?"
"Yes! You get your full marks, and whoever wants to tear him apart can tear him apart! I am helpless for this handsome guy."
Gu Xu laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.
Lan Ruosi was shocked. She thought Zhang Song's words just now were a joke. Zhang Song said now that Lan Ruosi took it to heart.
"Is it true that someone would tear up a composition?" Lan Ruosi's voice rose, "Then let's make a copy of Gu Xu's composition and keep it."
Gu Xu smiled lightly: "Don't listen to his nonsense."
"I think Classmate Lan's suggestion is very good. You give me your composition, and I'll make a copy and go back to study! As for the copy you posted at the back, whoever wants to tear it up can tear it up! Anyway, I have it." Zhang Song said.
He thought proudly: "Classmate Lan, you are so smart!"
"Classmate Zhang, can you make a copy for me too!" Lan Ruosi said, her cheeks turning slightly red.
This was the first time that Gu Xu got full marks for his composition. Such a glorious moment must be recorded.
"He's copying, why are you copying? If you want, I'll give you the original paper." Gu Xu blurted out.
Lan Ruosi was startled and raised her eyelids subconsciously, "Give me the original text, this is not good!"
She really didn't expect Gu Xu to say this.
"What's wrong with this! It's just a paper. I'll give you whatever you want!" Although, he didn't know what Lan Ruosi wanted with this paper.
With her level, she wouldn't use it to study.
But no matter what she does, give it to her if she wants it.
Not to mention just a paper, but also other things.
Lan Ruosi smiled, a warm current welling up in her heart.
Zhang Song sighed: "Oh my! I ate another mouthful of dog food. I'd better go to the toilet."
Gu Xu's nerves twitched unnaturally, and he just went to get down to business.
The two of them went to the toilet together.
"Fat Zhang, please find someone for me, Gu Ruobin from No. 1 Middle School." The more Gu Xu spoke, the more convoluted the name became.
His expression twitched unnaturally.
Could this so-called Gu Ruobin be a name made up by Hu Haibin himself?
Zhang Song was very surprised: "Where did you know this person? Why haven't I heard of him? What does he look like? He can't be a wretched man!"
"I don't know, I heard it from Hu Haibin!" Gu Xu was even more confused when he heard what Zhang Song said.
"Hu Haibin?" Zhang Song's voice rose, "I'll go! Then the authenticity of this news really needs to be considered."
Gu Xu had doubts in his heart, and Zhang Song said this, which made him even more doubtful.
Zhang Song made a gesture as if he was about to fight: "No matter who dares to miss my brother's wife, we will make it impossible for him to come back."
The corner of Gu Xu's mouth raised. Every time something happened to him, Zhang Song was always the first to come forward.
It is worth meeting such a brother in this life!
Time flies, and the afternoon class passes quickly.
After dinner, they came to the lecture theater.
Lan Ruosi immediately asked Gu Xu to take out all the test papers.
She spread out her test paper and Gu Xu's test paper and compared the two papers.
Her test papers had a low error rate, and she got almost all the multiple-choice questions in some subjects correct.
She looked at the wrong questions on Gu Xu's paper and frowned: "Gu Xu, there must be something wrong with your score this time!"
Gu Xu smiled unnaturally: "What's wrong!"
"I found that the wrong questions in all your subjects were the last correct answer. If you should choose B, you should choose C, and if you should choose C, you should choose D."
Zhang Song sighed: "I'll go, Gu Xu, you really have a new trick, and you can still do this."
"Ahem!" Gu Xu coughed a few times, "Fat man, don't make fun of me here."
Gu Xu smiled guiltily and pointed at a geography question, "That's not the question, I really can't do it."
"I can't even do this question about direct sunlight. I'm confused. You can't do it normally."
Gu Xu smiled, it was the first time that his wife said she didn't know how to do it.
"Don't laugh!" Lan Ruosi said seriously, "Tell yourself what is going on in this exam!"
"Little porridge, I really don't know how to do it!"
What can he say? Even if she sees it, she can't admit it!
Lan Ruosi was confused.
"Little porridge, I promise you next time, I will make rapid progress, Good good study
Day Day up! "
Lan Ruosi was amused by Gu Xu: "Whole universe, are you deliberately trying to make me angry? This should be Study hard and make progress every day!"
"Okay, little porridge, I remember, Gugu is the earth, so be sure!"
Lan Ruosi laughed.
She really had to admire Gu Xu's sense of humor, he could still joke at times like this.
While several people were laughing, Wang Xianchao came over and looked at Lan Ruosi seriously: "Classmate Lan, can I sit next to you?"
Lan Ruosi was startled and a little surprised.
Gu Xu answered: "There are so many seats, why do you have to sit here!"
Wang Xianchao ignored Gu Xu and looked at Lan Ruosi seriously: "Classmate Lan, I know your academic performance is good. I worked hard to pass the exam this time because I want to be your deskmate and study with you."
"I'll go!" Gu Xu was shocked, what did he mean?
study together?
Gu Xu had mixed feelings for a moment, and he remembered a sentence: NO ZUO NO DIE
If you don’t do it, you won’t die!
What was he thinking at that time!
My brain is twitching, it’s really twitching!
Why didn't he grit his teeth, sprint hard, and become second place!
Gu Xu!
Make you laugh!
It's okay now! If others strive to be your wife’s deskmate, you will be happy!
Bang bang bang!
Gu Xu really wanted to slap himself in the face.
In an instant, he felt that there was a pack of wolves around his little wife, watching her every day, and he was like a shepherd, having to protect his little sheep.
He had to pick up the shotgun now and drive the wolf away.
But how to catch up?
He can't kill him with one shot!
