Jia Fanzhen now knew it and glared at Gu Xu: "You stinky Gu Xu, then you are Yan Qi."
Zhang Song shook his head: "That's called nitrogen!"
"Yes, yes!" Jia Fanzhen said, "Nitrogen."
Zhang Song shook his head: "Oh, the chemistry teacher is really pissed off when he knows you said this."
Gu Xu smiled and said in a calm tone: "Do you know what nitrogen is?"
Jia Fanzhen looked proud: "Of course I know, isn't nitrogen just a piece of shit?"
Gu Xu shook his head again and sighed: "The chemistry teacher has taught you so many things, but you know nothing?
The chemistry teacher will be really pissed off when he hears this. The gas components of farts are mainly nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, methane and oxygen.
Nitrogen has a wide range of functions and can be used as a protective gas: for example, when welding metal, it can also extend the life of light bulbs, store food, make fertilizers, and provide medical and health care. "
Jia Fan was really confused by Gu Xu. She vaguely remembered that it had so many effects, but she couldn't remember any of it.
Gu Xu added: "Do you know the story of Su Dongpo and Foyin?"
Lan Ruosi answered: "Okay! We should go to eat. If we don't go, we will really run out of time."
Jia Fan was really surprised: "What do you mean?"
"Let's talk while we walk." Lan Ruosi really didn't want to explain it to her, and something would definitely go wrong once he explained it.
The four of them talked and came to the braised chicken and rice shop.
As soon as he entered the store, Zhang Song said: "Three portions of chicken and one dish are enough for the four of us. You go find a seat and I'll buy it."
"No!" Gu Xu stopped him, "I can't let you treat guests every day. You take them to find a seat."
Gu Xu looked at the window: "We are late, there are so many people."
Gu Xu raised his eyebrows as he spoke: "By the way, I'll give you more time to quarrel."
Zhang Song smiled: "You have already told Su Dongpo's story and I still argue, then I am really a piece of shit!"
As he spoke, he looked at Jia Fanzhen and smiled without saying a word.
When Jia Fanzhen saw Zhang Song laughing harder than before, he became even more unhappy and frowned.
They found an empty seat.
Jia Fanzhen said reluctantly: "Xiao Sisi, tell me quickly what kind of story this is."
Lan Ruosi raised her eyelids: "Are you sure you want to know?"
"Of course!" Jia Fanzhen was sure.
Lan Ruosi hesitated: "I think you'd better not know!"
"Hurry up!" Jia Fanzhen said seriously, "You are trying to kill me!"
Lan Ruosi spoke slowly: "Once Su Dongpo and Foyin meditated together.
Su Dongpo asked Foyin, what do you think I look like when I meditate?
Foyin glanced at Su Dongpo and said, I think you look like a Buddha.
When Su Dongpo saw that Buddha Yin was wearing a yellow cassock, he couldn't help but said, "I see you look like shit when you meditate!"
Foyin smiled and said nothing.
Su Dongpo was very happy. He went home and told Su Xiaomei that he always discussed Zen with Foyin and never won. This time he came back with a big victory. Then he told Su Xiaomei the process.
As a result, Su Xiaomei said, Brother, you lost even more miserably this time!
Su Dongpo was puzzled.
Su Xiaomei said, Foyin sees you as a Buddha because he only has Buddha in his heart, so everything he sees is a Buddha. But what about you, brother?
same……"
Lan Ruosi didn't say any more.
After Jia Fanzhen heard this, she felt very ashamed. To put it this way, she really lost.
Zhang Song responded: "So, nitrogen is knowledge in Gu Xu's eyes, but it's a fart in your eyes, so you are a fart!"
Jia Fanzhen was angry and annoyed: "What did you say!"
"What?" Zhang Song's voice rose, "You want me to repeat it again!"
"I'm so angry!" Jia Fanzhen said, turning around and leaving, "I won't eat it!"
"Zhenzhen!" Lan Ruosi stood up and held her, comforting her, "Zhenzhen, don't get angry over such a trivial matter."
"I..." Jia Fan really didn't know what to say.
"It's true! We are all classmates." Lan Ruosi comforted again.
"It's okay, I'm not angry, it's just..." Jia Fanzhen said calmly, "You guys can eat! I'll buy a spicy duck."
"Okay then!" Lan Ruosi didn't know what to say when she saw this.
Jia Fanzhen smiled: "Go ahead! I didn't want to eat braised chicken in the first place."
Lan Ruosi couldn't keep her when she saw this.
Lan Ruosi and Zhang Song sat alone.
Lan Ruosi felt that the situation was a bit awkward.
Zhang Song didn't care: "Classmate Lan, don't worry about her, I'm in the same examination room as her, and I'll go see her in the afternoon.
Now just leave her alone for a while to digest it.
You don't know her yet? Emotions come and go quickly. "
Lan Ruosi smiled lightly: "That's true! She has always been carefree."
Lan Ruosi subconsciously looked at Gu Xu, who was still lining up at the window, with five or six people in front of him.
She felt distressed for a moment.
"By the way, Zhang Song, do you know what Gu Xu likes?" Lan Ruosi asked.
Now is the time.
Jia Fanzhen is not here, and neither is Gu Xu.
She can ask Zhang Song alone.
She was still thinking about it last night and asked Zhang Song if it was appropriate to marry him.
She knew that such an opportunity was rare and came only once in a lifetime.
If you miss it, you don’t know when the next time will be.
"Of course I like you!" Zhang Song blurted out.
Lan Ruosi's cheeks suddenly turned red like newly-hot iron, and the atmosphere was even more embarrassing than before.
Even if she mobilized all the cells in her body, she couldn't imagine that Zhang Song would say this.
She was so surprised and delighted.
Maybe Gu Xu told him something that made him say this.
Lan Ruosi calmed down and said, "Zhang Song, that's not what I meant. I want to say that you are often with Gu Xu, and you know what Gu Xu likes. Just like last time, Yi Rongrong gave Gu Xu’s wrist guards.”
Zhang Song reacted: "You want to give Gu Xu a gift!"
"Yes, yes!" Lan Ruosi blushed more and more as she spoke, "What does he like?"
"You put yourself in a big box and give it to him, and he promises to be happy for three days, and all three days are short."
Lan Ruosi felt even more embarrassed: "Zhang Song, can you be more reliable?"
Lan Ruosi immediately felt that she had asked the wrong person.
"I'm so unreliable! This is how TV dramas are played."
Lan Ruosi was speechless for a moment.
She knew what TV series Zhang Song was talking about, but such a plot was unrealistic for her!
"How can I be unreliable? I'm telling the truth." Zhang Song smiled again: "There's really nothing I particularly like about him. If you don't believe me, ask him yourself."
Lan Ruosi was even more helpless: "If I could ask him, I wouldn't ask you."
She breathed lightly: "Don't tell him, I asked you about this."
Zhang Song had a bad smile on his face: "Hey, I understand, I understand, I understand, so, you want to surprise him, so ask me."
"Gu Xu is here! You'd better shut up!"
Gu Xu came over: "Where is Jia Fanzhen?"
Zhang Song responded: "I was washed away by your fart!"
puff!
Lan Ruosi almost laughed out loud.
"What?" Gu Xu looked confused.
Zhang Song said seriously again: "Don't look at me like that, she was really swept away by your fart."
Gu Xu smiled disdainfully: "Fat Zhang, when will you be able to speak more seriously?"
He said and looked at Lan Ruosi.
"This is what happened..." Lan Ruosi simply told Gu Xu what had just happened.
puff!
Gu Xu also smiled and nodded: "I was really swept away by farts!"
