The three of them rode Daqing through the woods for a long time. When they walked out of the woods, the scenery in front of them made the three of them marvel that there was such a fairyland-like place in the world.
What I saw in front of me was a patch of green grass, high cliffs and waterfalls, birds chirping and the fragrance of flowers, amidst clouds and mist, pavilions, waterside pavilions, carved beams and painted buildings, a white jade-like stone bridge over a pond of lotus flowers, with auspicious clouds and flying cranes carved on the bridge railings. Koi carps play in the water under the bridge.
After crossing the bridge, there is still a white stone road with jade sand covering the ground. At the end of the road is a building like a moon palace, with white jade pillars and jasper as the top, shining in the afternoon sun.
In front of the building is a circular square with the same white stone ground, which looks like a full moon from a distance.
A group of women are lining up to dance swords in the square. They are all dressed in white like snow, with green hair like waterfalls, light movements, and graceful postures. They are like a group of fairies in the moon palace dancing, flying with phoenixes and flying luan, and the wind is returning to the snow. It is unbearable. Amazing.
Shao Xi and the other three were riding on Da Qing's back, all with their eyes straight and their mouths wide open, barely drooling out. Da Qing looked back at the three guys on his back and shook his head. It seemed like he was laughing at these three idiots.
"Master, you are a fairy brother. Do you know where so many fairy sisters come from? Wu Qiu'er liked it so much!"
Shao Xi nodded with an idiot look on his face.
"Master doesn't know where they come from? But Master likes them so much!"
Old Wu also had a look of dementia on his face and said to himself: "I like it, I like it, I like it too, old man!"
"Um?"
Shao Xi and Wu Qiu'er seemed to react at once, and turned to look at Old Wu in unison. They saw Old Wu with his mouth wide open and his eyes straight, staring straight at the group of women in the square. His wretched appearance was worthy of Shao Xi's usual evaluation of him as an "old pervert".
Lao Wu clearly felt that Shao Xi and Wu Qiu'er were looking at him, and suddenly realized that he had lost his composure just now. His neck seemed to freeze for a moment, his mouth was still open, and he just rolled his eyes and glanced at Shao Xi from the corner of his eyes. And Wu Qiuer.
The scene was once awkward. It was obvious that the old guy was disrespectful in front of the two juniors. He looked so seductive when he saw a beautiful woman, which was really unsightly.
Old Wu hurriedly put away his embarrassing expression, hugged his shoulders, touched his chin like Shao Xi, pretending to be confused and muttered to himself: "How strange! Shen Linyue herself uses a knife, and her disciples Why are you using a sword? How strange!"
Shao Xi and Wu Qiu'er acted as if they didn't hear what he said. They still looked at him blankly. Old Wu was so frightened by these two guys that he glanced at them with disgust on his face.
"Why are you looking at me like this? Don't you look at all the beauties in front of you? Why are you looking at me, an old man? I don't have any flowers on my face."
"Lao Sepi!"
After Shao Xi said this, he turned around and looked towards the direction of the square with Wu Qiu'er, leaving Old Wu alone beside him. He was so embarrassed that he wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into. Shao Xi's words completely turned Old Wu away. He was so pissed off that he got mad at the two of them.
"Who is Lao Sepi? Aren't you two watching eagerly? You two are a disciple and a disciple. Is this how you respect your master and ancestor? Besides, you love beauty. All in all, what’s wrong with looking at a beautiful girl more than once? You two little bastards are allowed to look at her, but the old man is not allowed to look at me? I’m a man too, okay? "
"oh?"
It was as if a synchronized switch had been installed on Shao Xi. They turned to look at Lao Wu at the same time. They seemed to be very suspicious of Lao Wu's self-assessment as a man, and their eyes seemed to reveal confusion.
Old Wu was really annoyed by the two people, and he cursed: "Still looking, still looking! What's so good about me, an old man? Why don't you look at the beautiful woman over there, why are you always staring at me? Is there something wrong with these two little brats?"
"We're looking at a man! An old, ugly man who has no women to talk to."
Old and ugly. Regardless of gender, anyone who hears this comment will be anxious.
Lao Wu was now furious at Shao Xi. He turned to Shao Xi with a face and said: "Who are you calling old? Who are you calling ugly? No matter how big or small you are! I remember that when I was an old man, I was also a dashing and elegant man. , I don’t know how many women want to throw themselves into my arms, why do I say that no woman will take care of me? You know nothing!"
"Hey, you are still impatient? You are so good at dealing with women. Why did you refuse to come to Yingyue Island like a mouse afraid of a cat when I came to Yingyue Island? Use your own means to solve this matter. All gone? What are you hiding from?"
Old Wu was speechless for a moment after being retorted by Shao Xi. He held it in for a long time before finally saying, "Get out! Those are two different things, and they have nothing to do with each other."
Just as the three people were sitting on the back of the cow talking about women, they did not notice that their quarrel had attracted the attention of the group of women in the square. They found that outsiders had broken into the island, and these women had already run away. Coming with the three of them.
When they realized that something was wrong, three people and one cow were already surrounded by the group of women. They all stood with their swords straight and looked wary, as if they did not welcome their arrival.
One of the leading women pointed her sword at the three people on the cow's back and asked unceremoniously: "Who are you? How dare you trespass on Yingyue Island! Don't you know that this island has always not welcomed outsiders? Especially Men are not welcome, let alone men riding bulls, so please leave quickly."
These words made Shao Xi feel unhappy. Even if you don't welcome outsiders, why are you still engaging in gender discrimination? You even despise bulls! Besides, this cow originally came from your island, what does it have to do with us?
"This sister is really thoughtful and observant. With just a glance, she not only knew that the three of us were men, she could even tell the male and female of the cows. She really has a bright eye and a clear mind."
The woman was stunned when Shao Xi said, "Can't you tell the man, woman, bull, and cow just by looking at them?" Why are you so thoughtful and observant? Isn't this flattery a bit too far-fetched?
"Where do these stupid people come from? Can't you tell a man, a woman, a bull, and a cow just by looking at them? What's so strange about them?"
Shao Xixin said, you keep saying that you don't welcome outsiders, let alone men, but right now, aren't you women looking at us? All of them don’t mean what they say.
"The three of us are men. Of course my sister can tell at a glance, but how can I tell at a glance that the cow we are riding is a bull?"
The woman looked at Shao Xi as if she were an idiot and replied casually: "Do you still need to ask? This cow is so big and has such a big pair of horns on its head. You can tell it is a bull at a glance. Are you trespassing just to ask these silly questions?”
Shao Xi asked with a smirk on his face: "Oh? Are you sure sister just looked at the size and horns of the cow? Didn't you look elsewhere to confirm?"
Hearing Shao Xi's words, the woman actually glanced down Daqing's body unconsciously, but she immediately realized that Shao Xi was deliberately teasing her. Her face turned red to her ears, and she became angry and irritated. scolded angrily.
"You are such a bold disciple, how dare you deliberately make fun of me! Originally, you and others who landed on the island without authorization were at most considered to be your trespassers, but now you are so reckless. It seems that if I don't give you some punishment, you probably don't know Yingyue Island. Where is it?"
At this time, Old Wu, who was sitting next to him, raised his hand and slapped Shao Xi on the back of the head. He scolded Shao Xi sternly: "You kid, have you forgotten why you came here? As soon as you got to the island, you You caused trouble, why don't you quickly apologize to your sister? If you made your sister angry, can we still handle our affairs?"
Originally, it was okay for Shao Xi to call the woman sister, but even though Old Wu was old, he still called her sister, which made the woman feel uncomfortable.
"Shut up! You are not young yet, but you are so old and disrespectful. Who do you call sister? Am I that old?"
Although Lao Wu was sitting on the back of the cow, when he heard the woman's scolding, he quickly nodded and bowed and apologized.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I slipped up for a moment. They were the ones calling you sister, so I followed suit. You're not old, you're not old at all! But what should I call you? Call me sister? Call me big. Niece? Or granddaughter?"
The woman was stunned when she heard this! This time, I didn't show my age, but my generation kept falling, and now I have fallen to the grandchildren. Unexpectedly, this old guy also made fun of me, and he became furious.
"Shut up! You old guy is not a good person! It seems that you are really out of alignment. If I don't teach you a lesson today, you may not know how powerful Yingyue Island is!"
As she said that, the woman jumped up, drew her sword and stabbed at Old Wu. Old Wu was originally sitting on the cow's butt, but was forced by the woman with the sword. In a panic, he slipped off the cow's butt and fell directly to the ground. .
"Oh, my God! Big sister, you have such a hot temper! I just want to know how to address you. Why do you just do it when you say it?"
"You're such a pervert, you still call me eldest sister? Look at the sword!"
"Oops! Then what do you want me to call you? My eldest niece! Oh no! My eldest granddaughter! Can you please stop fighting? Can't you just call me whatever you want me to call you? Can I call you aunt?" "
When the woman heard this, she became even more angry.
"Who are you calling grandma? Your grandma must be over a hundred years old, right? Do I look like an old woman who is over a hundred years old?"
Old Wu was chased by the woman with a sword and circled around Daqing, feeling very depressed.
"Then what do you want me to call you? I can't call you granddaughter, nor grandma. Why are you so hard to talk to? I asked you, can you stop chasing me? How can you bully a little old man like this?"
Shao Xi sat on the back of the cow and turned his head back and forth to watch the two men spinning around below, laughing so much that he almost fell off the cow's back.
"Old guy, is this how you deal with women? Why does it look so miserable?"
