"Hey——! You old thing! See for yourself, you are farting as soon as you open your mouth. What good can I learn from you after so many years?"
Old Wu rolled his eyes, "When I was young, I was very virtuous, full of scheming, and liked to play pranks on others. Fortunately, I valued love and justice, otherwise I would have been a scourge in the world."
When Shao Xi heard that Lao Wu mentioned Feng Yuyan's biological father, he quickly came over.
"Am I similar to my father? Tell me what my father was like when he was young! Did he particularly like drinking?"
Lao Wu raised his hand and slapped Shao Xi on the head, and said angrily: "I am the one who likes to drink, and I am not your father! What are you asking? I will tell you when I should tell you, old man It’s so memoryless.”
"Tch! If you like to talk, don't say it. If you don't say it, you will be defeated!"
With that said, Shao Xi turned his head and leaned against the window of the carriage and continued to watch the scenery. Old Wu took out his deformed silver wine flask and continued to drink his small wine. Both of them fell into silence at this time. .
After a long time, Shao Xi suddenly said: "When the things here are finished, we will go to Yingyue Island in the South China Sea. Back then, we dug up people's graves and took their martial arts secrets and weapons. After all this time, we should give them to them." I apologize, and I hope that the master of Wangshu Pavilion is a tolerant person and will not interrupt the dog legs of this old guy like you."
When Shao Xi said this, his face was calm and his tone was calm, as if he was talking to himself, as if he had something on his mind, as if he was thinking of someone.
But when Lao Wu heard these words, his calf tightened, and the half-swallowed wine in his mouth made him cough non-stop.
Isn’t this the case of not opening the pot and picking up the pot, but whatever you are afraid of will come to you?
Back then, I went to dig up the tomb where Shen Linyue and Guan Yucheng were buried together. Although Shen Linyue's coffin was not touched, and Guan Yucheng's was only the burial mound, but no matter how you said it, you were still robbing someone else's tomb and stealing their things. Nowadays, if you don't do well if you send someone to your doorstep, it's not uncommon for your legs to be broken, your neck to be twisted, and your head to be removed.
What a sin! The thing I got from doing the most immoral thing was actually not for my young master.
Back then, I was obsessed with saving face. From which martial arts sect could I not steal the gifts for Muren and Wu Zhina? Why do you have to dig up someone's grave? Now that I think about it, I really had a brain cramp at that time, and I don’t know what I was thinking?
"Um..., young master! Can I not go? You can go and apologize for me."
Shao Xi turned his head and looked at Old Wu like an idiot, as if he didn't recognize him.
"It was all your fault back then. If you don't go, who will go? You want me to apologize for you? Do you want me to break your leg? If you really don't want to go, that's fine. I'll do it before you go. Isn’t it reasonable to break your legs, chop them off, carry them and burn them in front of someone’s grave to worship?”
When Lao Wu heard this, he shrank his neck and thought to himself that this little bastard is too cruel! After all, I have taken care of him for so many years, and now he is threatening me.
But what can be done? When I went to Wulong Mountain, I could still say that it was for him that I had just stolen the "Taichang Heart Sutra", but this time it was not easy to use. Shao Xi had no use for anything he found from the grave. It was for him, so it would be strange if Shao Xi didn't kill him.
"Okay, okay, can't I go? But when the time comes, you can protect me a little, and don't really let anyone break my legs. Old man, I have relied on my body skills to make a living all my life! If my legs If you are interrupted, you will really become useless. If you want to steal something in the future, no one will help you!"
Seeing Old Wu's cowardly look, Shao Xi was very happy with him. It has been so many years, this old guy has been deceived by me so many times, and now he still believes what he says.
"It's not impossible for me to beg for you when the time comes, but you haven't taught me the art of disguise that you promised to teach me. You old guy has no credibility! This time I arrived at Wangshu Pavilion on Yingyue Island. , if you don’t teach me the art of disguise, do you believe that I will live there forever? I will make you kowtow at that grave every day to apologize!”
"Hey! Don't go too far! After all, I am also your first master in name, and you treat me like this? Do you still have any conscience?"
"Hey, you, you have the nerve to mention that you are my master? You dug up my master's grave, and what kind of things did you get out for me to use? Otherwise, why don't you go back to the grassland and call Muren and Uzhina together? Let them come and intercede for you."
When Old Wu heard this, he wilted again. He knew that this little brat would use this to make trouble, but he was unable to refute, so he could only give in.
Logically speaking, everything Lao Wu did back then was for Shao Xi, but the two men couldn't reason with each other in a normal way when they were together. The key is that Shao Xi wouldn't reason with you either.
They, the old and the young, are like a pair of uneven bars. If they don't agree on the same thing, they will decide who wins or loses by arguing.
"Okay, okay, I won't argue with you. Anyway, if my legs are broken by then, you have to support me in my old age, and you can't ignore me."
"Don't worry! Even if I chop off your hands and feet and cut them into a ball of flesh, I will provide for you in old age and won't ignore you. But I really hope they sew your mouth shut, it's too broken. .”
"Hmph! How could you have learned so many things without me being such a talker? Do you still have any conscience? Well, you don't learn at all, and you actually imitate others."
"Haha! Yes, yes! I killed the donkey, and what I killed was a braying donkey."
"...! Grandma's fault! I actually scolded myself! I'm so pissed off by you little brat! Ignore you, don't talk to me, don't influence me to drink."
Lao Wu realized that he had slipped up and he would definitely not be able to take advantage of Shao Xi, so he stopped talking to Shao Xi and drank alone.
Shao Xi and Lao Wu had been teasing for a long time, and now they felt that it was almost over, so they stopped teasing him and lowered their heads to think about tomorrow's banquet.
When I returned to Guanyi and entered the gate, I saw Xu Maocheng coming out in a panic.
"Master Shao, something bad is going on! Just now, a big and fierce man came to the hotel, holding a big iron ball in his hand. As soon as he came, he called you by name, Master Shao. At this moment, you are here None of us dare to provoke you in your room, for fear of being smashed into pieces by him with an iron ball."
Shao Xi knew who this man was without even thinking. He didn't expect that Zhao Hongjin and Fu Zuoliang would arrange the two requests he made when he went to the Hajj today so quickly. It was really helpful. Save your face.
Shao Xi quickly took Lao Wu back to his room, and was happy as soon as he entered the room.
I saw the big man who was as strong as an iron tower sitting on the ground in front of the window, looking at the two chirping birds in the tree outside the window, seeming to be listening to their quarrel, and from time to time he would reach out and touch his big bald head. Just like a child.
"Wu Qiu'er!"
"Fairy brother!"
When he heard someone calling his name, Wu Qiu'er turned around and saw that it was Shao Xi. He grinned widely and couldn't help but raise his hand to touch his bald head. He looked so naive and completely different from Xu Maocheng before. The feeling of being said to be sinister and evil.
Although Wu Qiu'er looks as strong as a hill and has a full beard, he is actually not very old. He has been a slave since he was a child and has had little contact with people. His mind is extremely simple.
In his eyes, there is no right or wrong. People are sophisticated. He admires whoever is good and whoever treats him well is his friend.
Since the last martial arts competition, the fat man has believed that Shao Xi is a god, and the two of them ate a whole sheep together. Shao Xi's eating appearance and amazing appetite also made Wu Qiu'er believe that Shao Xi is the one with him. The same people, the reason is that simple.
"Brother Immortal, the general told me that you came to Southern Zhao, and you specifically told the emperor brother that you wanted to see me. I was so happy that I couldn't wait until tomorrow. I told the general and ran over."
Shao Xi originally wanted to raise his hand and pat his shoulder, but found that he couldn't reach his shoulder after he stood up, so he patted his arm.
"That's right! I told the little emperor that I wanted to see you, but I didn't expect you to come so quickly. It's been more than half a year since we last saw each other. How about it? Now I still eat well every day and sleep soundly? Have you made any progress in martial arts? I have improved a lot in the past six months!"
Wu Qiu'er grinned and said with a silly smile: "Brother, you are a god in the sky. If Wu Qiu'er doesn't compete with you in martial arts, he can't beat you anyway. If you can compete with us, you can compete with us for food. I fought by the river this morning. There are two baskets of fish, why don’t we just grill the fish in the yard and see if you eat more this time or I eat more.”
Shao Xi heard that good guy, can he catch two baskets of fish by the river in one morning? There must be some special method, otherwise it would be impossible for one person to catch so many fish in one morning in this era.
"How did you manage to catch two baskets of fish in one morning?"
"It's easy! Just throw my big iron ball into the water and all the fish will be stunned. Then I will carry the basket down and pick them up one by one."
Okay! This isn't a fishing trip, it's just a fish frying trip, right? Shao Xi knew better than anyone how powerful Wu Qiu'er's iron ball was. It was unexpected that he would use this skill to fry fish on weekdays, which was quite in line with his temperament.
"Okay! Then we will go to the yard to grill fish together. In addition, we have brought a lot of delicious food from the Central Plains this time, and we will give them to you to taste. You must remember to just taste it! Don't Eat them all.”
When Wu Qiu'er heard Shao Xi's words, he raised his hand and touched the back of his head, smiling innocently.
Shao Xi took Lao Wu and Wu Qiu'er out of the room. When they were leaving, Wu Qiu'er accidentally hit her head on the door frame.
Seeing Wu Qiu'er rubbing his head, Shao Xi shook his head in confusion. This guy was really too big.
