Shao Xi's first thought when he woke up was to settle the score with the female driver.
The dishonest people who are celebrating the New Year stay at home and run out in the middle of the night. On such a wide road, only one of them and one car can hit him? Next, Shao Xi thought that he was not killed, and he didn't know if he was missing arms or legs? If he really suffered from any disability, he would have to ask the other party to support him in his old age. When someone encounters such a bad thing during the Chinese New Year, he has to talk it over with him.
Thinking of this, Shao Xi wanted to see how badly she was injured, and also wanted to see if the person involved was there. Even if he was not there, he could ask the nurse.
But Shao Xi didn't expect that the face he saw when he turned around almost sent him away.
Ugly, so ugly! He has a dry face, his sallow skin is as wrinkled as tree bark, his sparse eyebrows and beard droop downward in a figure-eight shape, his sneaky eyes are both yellow and muddy, and he has a row of big yellow teeth when he smiles. , I don’t know how long I haven’t used it. The first word that came to Shao Xi's mind was wretched, very wretched!
"Holy shit!" Shao Xi slapped him subconsciously.
Snapped……!
"Ouch——! Oh my god! When did your baby become so strong? Oops! It hurts me so much." The person who was beaten sat down on the ground and rubbed his face desperately.
Shao Xi didn't know how much force he used in this slap. Anyway, he was startled and slapped him subconsciously. It seems that not only beauty can bring out human potential, but also ugliness.
"Are you a frightened baby? Are you suffering from hysteria? You were in a coma for three days. As soon as you woke up, you hit someone. Why did you hit them so hard? The old guy's face was almost flattened by you." The person on the ground. While muttering, he rubbed his face and got up from the ground.
"Three days? Have I been unconscious for three days?"
Shao Xi hurriedly sat up and looked around. He wanted to see which hospital he was in and whether he was in the ICU ward? I want to see if the person who hit me is here now?
The most important thing is, who arranged this old and ugly caregiver?
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, but I was shocked again when I saw it, "Am I being kidnapped? Have I encountered an electronic fraud group? Have you pinched my waist? Damn it, where are I?"
Shao Xi didn't see the ward, let alone the hospital bed or medical monitoring equipment, let alone the nurse. He didn't even see the white walls that the ward should have had.
What he saw was a thatched house with only three adobe walls. To be precise, it could only be regarded as a thatched shed. Many places in the adobe wall have collapsed and have holes, which are barely covered with wooden boards and broken straw mats. The roof of the shed is paved with thick reed poles, and there is still a faint smell of mold. Shao Xi had seen buildings with this structure in the countryside when he was a child. They were basically cowsheds. Of course, they could also raise pigs, but they couldn't be used for human habitation.
A gust of wind blows, and the sand and soil outside the shed are mixed with withered grass and poured into the thatched shed. From time to time, some fine reed poles fall from the roof.
"Where have I been trafficked? Is it so simple and crude now? Just knock it over with a car and take away my waist? But why hit it with a BMW? Isn't it good to use Wuling Hongguang?"
Shao Xi looked around again. Apart from the pile of hay under his butt, there was only a pile of firewood set up next to him. There was a clay pot on top, and he didn't know what was cooking in it. s things. Then there is the dry, thin old man who just got up from the ground, and there is nothing else.
Shao Xi squinted at the thin old man with a wretched smile, and muttered to himself: "He doesn't look like a good guy. His hair and beard are so long. How long has it been since he has done personal hygiene? But, just Are you looking down on me too much by sending such a dry old man to look at me? Brother, I have practiced catching enemies in the security team. Knock him down and run away."
Thinking of this, Shao Xi jumped up! Then he jumped again, and then he jumped again...
After several confirmations, Shao Xi found that he was not as tall as the old man when he stood up. When he doubted that this perspective was unscientific, he instinctively lowered his head and looked at his hands and feet, and then ten thousand horses galloped past his heart.
"Oh my god, this is too cruel! Even my arms and legs are swollen? But that's not right! Shouldn't there be no more swollen hands and feet? Why are mine just getting shorter and smaller? Is it the morality of criminals? Have the standards been raised? Are you bringing unused defective products back to me?"
"Young master, it's great that you're okay! Seeing that you are still alive and kicking, it's not in vain that I ran away for three days and three nights without my life. You don't know that you have worried me so much these past few days."
As soon as the dry old man saw Shao Xi standing up, he happily ran over and hugged him, crying and laughing at the same time, with tears and snot all over Shao Xi's head.
"Come on! Who are you? Do I know you? Am I familiar with you?"
Shao Xi pushed the old man away and kept wiping his head with his sleeves, "You are too crazy. Forget about your waist, you still have to drag your hands and feet. You will be punished. I have already done it anyway." That’s it, I’ll kill or cut you to death.”
The old man looked confused when he was scolded by Shao Xi.
"Young Master, don't you recognize me? What are you talking about? I don't understand, old man! What is a waist? Why did I get retribution? Did you get your head hit by a horse?" As he said, the old man Er ran over again and hugged Shao Xi's head and started to check.
"Oh, get up and drive."
Shao Xi broke away from the old man's hand again, "Why was I hit by a horse? I was hit by a BMW, a black BMW."
The old man was stunned for a moment, then quickly nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, it's a BMW, a black BMW, it's Tuxue Wuzui!"
This was the first time the two reached a consensus, but they couldn't agree more.
"Still chasing, chasing after your sister! After causing me to be in this state, do you still have the nerve to admit that you hit me with your BMW?"
Shao Xi was so angry when he thought about it. Life was not easy when he was already alone, and now he is disabled. How will he live in the future? Just go all out and risk your life here today and scold me.
It's just that this old guy keeps his mouth shut. Could it be that he has been to bars too many times?
"Young master, you were hit by a BMW, but it was not the old man who hit me with my BMW! But old man, I am indeed guilty of not taking good care of you. The little old man is here to apologize to you. In addition, this bastard is What is that?" The old man gave Shao Xi a deep bow as an apology.
Then, he looked at Shao Xi with curious eyes, waiting for him to explain what Ga Yaozi was.
Shao Xi curled his lips and said, "Of course I know it wasn't you who hit me with the BMW, but even if you apologized so formally, it seems you were just a tormentor."
When the old man heard what Shao Xi said, he immediately smiled. "That's right, that's right, old man, I have been just a servant in the family for so many years."
Shao Xi didn't care about the old man's answer and continued: "You guys should know more about this Ga Yao Zi than me. After all, you are professionals! Ga Yao Zi is to remove a person's kidney, and the kidney is the kidney! It's from here……"
As he said that, Shao Xi lifted up his short shirt and gestured with his body where to cut the knife, but when he was halfway through the gesture, he suddenly froze...
"Oh no! Why has my body become smaller? And it looks quite proportional to my hands and feet. Could it be that except for my head, everything else on me has been damaged?"
Thinking of this, Shao Xi hurriedly unbuttoned his pants and looked inside...
A shrill scream came from the hut, frightening many nearby birds.
"Your uncle! Why is it so small? Why is it so small? Why is there only a teapot spout left?"
Shao Xi completely exploded this time, "You are selling me! I can do anything. I can take away my dignity of twenty-six years. My uncle can bear this, but my aunt can't bear it!"
The old man on the side now understood what Shao Xi was talking about, and said quickly: "Young master, you are only six years old this year! How did you get twenty-six years?"
"What are you talking about? I'm only six years old?"
Shao Xi looked at the old man, then lowered his head and looked inside his pants again, then looked up at the old man, and asked quickly: "Is there a mirror? Give me a mirror quickly."
Although the old man couldn't figure out what was wrong with the young master in front of him, seeing how anxious he was, he had no choice but to reply quickly: "Where can I find a mirror in this wilderness? But I have a way. .”
As he said that, the old man ran outside the thatched shed and brought an earthen basin in and placed it on the ground. Then he ran outside the wall of the thatched shed and picked up an old wooden barrel. He said to Shao Xi, "Wait here for me to come back. "
After saying that, he picked up the bucket and ran away in a hurry.
Shao Xi sat down on the hay, his mind in confusion. How come there are so many messy and weird things happening during a good New Year’s Eve dinner? He really couldn't understand it, but he had a vague feeling in his heart that was not good.
Just now, he felt that he had fallen into the trap of the Ga Yaozi gang, but looking at his current body, and the old man saying that he was only six years old, Shao Xi felt that the problem might be more serious than imagined. .
In addition to the changes in my body, there are also the clothes on myself and the old man, plus the way the old man talks. Looking at the clay pots on the fire and the earthen basins on the ground, the wooden barrel that the old man carried away seems to be missing. to anything modern.
Thinking of this, Shao Xi instinctively started to look for his cell phone. But apart from the clothes he was wearing and the cotton robe thrown on the haystack, he found nothing else. He even rummaged through the haystack, but still found nothing.
At this time, he suddenly reached for his neck, then pulled the safety buckle out of his clothes with the leather rope.
Shao Xi breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the most important thing was not lost.
