Liang Xuanzi looked at Lu Yu with admiration and said, "Husband, you are so great. Not one second too much, not every second too little. You are a master of timing."
Lu Yu heard what Liang Xuanzi said.
Lu Yu blushed and looked at Liang Xuanzi with embarrassment and said smoothly, "No, mainly because I don't want to make my wife feel too uncomfortable. After all, I will feel bad."
After Lu Yu finished speaking, he gave Liang Xuanzi a kiss, all over Liang Xuanzi's pink face.
Liang Xuanzi broke free from Lu Yu's arms with joy.
He stood on the ground and adjusted his clothes, stretched out his white and tender arms in front of Lu Yu, and looked at Lu Yu calmly.
Lu Yu looked at Liang Xuanzi with a confused face, not knowing what she wanted, so he handed Liang Xuanzi's lighter with mosquito repellent incense that he carried with him.
Seeing Lu Yu's move, Liang Xuanzi burst out laughing and said, "No, I don't smoke. Why are you giving me this? Have you forgotten what girls need to go to the toilet?"
When Lu Yu heard what Liang Xuanzi said, he looked at Liang Xuanzi with a stupid expression and asked: "I don't need this kind of thing, even a grown man, how can I carry it with me?"
Liang Xuanzi looked at Lu Yu with a question mark on her face and said, "You don't use this when you go to the toilet? You have the same living habits as the country next door, right? You wipe with your left hand..." After Liang Xuanzi said this, she made a retching expression. , his eyes revealed his contempt for Lu Yu.
Lu Yu felt that he had been misunderstood and quickly explained.
Liang Xuanzi made a gesture of rejection and said at the same time: "Okay, okay, no need to explain, I know, I know, explanations are just cover-ups.
-Hehe." After saying that, he looked at Lu Yu with disgust on his face and at the same time, he also stepped back.
Lu Yu took out the long-lost tissue from his trouser pocket with an embarrassed look on his face.
Liang Xuanzi reached out and handed it to Liang Xuanzi. After taking the tissue from Lu Yu, Liang Xuanzi saw Lu Yu making a face for her, looked at Lu Yu with a playful smile and said:
"Why don't you use it? You're not a pervert, are you?"
Looking at Lu Yu with a mean expression, he turned around and ran back, and saw a big yellow dog behind him at the door of the toilet.
The big yellow dog stuck out its tongue, wagging its tail and stared at Liang Xuanzi. The water basin next to it was already empty. The big yellow dog looked at the beautiful woman in front of him with a face filled with infatuation.
Liang Xuanzi was so frightened by this stumbling block that she almost peed her pants. She trotted backwards and ran to Lu Yu's side. The little bird fell into Lu Yu's arms lovingly and said, "Husband, I'm scared. Although he's not fierce, he's lustful." Looking at people makes them feel scared."
Lu Yu heard what Liang Xuanzi said and thought to himself: "Is this rhubarb still interested in you? Is the rhubarb page lustful? This is impossible, the most lustful person is not Teddy, this honest golden retriever has no such idea.
Lu Yu put away the smile on his face and said, "Look at such a cute puppy who is busy repairing ditches. He doesn't have so many bad intentions."
Lu Yu pointed at the drainage channel Da Huang built for everyone.
Liang Xuanzi looked at Lu Yu dubiously, and said slowly: "Husband, are you sure there is no problem?"
Lu Yu nodded, indicating that it was absolutely fine.
Liang Xuanzi was still unsure, so she said to Lu Yu: "You have Dahuang's attention, and I will take the opportunity to run in."
Lu Yu's face was full of doubts. If Liang Xuanzi said this, I would be a big grievance. He wanted me to charge into the battle at the critical moment. Liang Xuanzi, Liang Xuanzi, you really love me. I really thank you.
Liang Xuanzi looked at Lu Yu with her big eyes full of expectation.
In fact, Lu Yu had ten thousand rejections in his heart. After all, he just said that just to comfort Liang Xuanzi.
Who knew that Liang Xuanzi was so down-to-earth that she would really let herself take the lead at the critical moment.
Liang Xuanzi didn't dare to neglect, after all, she was feeling a dull pain in her stomach.
Without any politeness, he pushed Lu Yu towards Dahuang who was lying against the toilet door, and at the same time kept saying: "Oh, my husband, you just said it was nothing, please help me watch.
Lu Yu's face was full of reluctance, and his legs and feet stood motionless as if they were in plaster. Seeing Lu Yu's attitude, Liang Xuanzi immediately said seriously:
"I knew Lu Yu, you bastard, was lying to me, otherwise you would definitely go."
Lu Yu had no choice but to look at Liang Xuanzi's aggrieved face and he felt a little sore.
Lu Yu quickly explained: "Honey, I'm not lying to you. To be on the safe side, I'll buy a ham over there to attract his attention, and then you can rush over."
After speaking, Lu Yu quickly escaped from this dangerous place, rushed into the nearby canteen and bought two ham sausages from the boss, one for Rhubarb and one for the little glutton Liang Xuanzi.
While buying ham, Lu Yu asked the boss: "Boss, who owns the rhubarb at the door? Can you take it away? My wife wanted to go to the toilet, but this rhubarb blocked her way."
I saw the boss busy with the work at hand, and at the same time said to Lu Yu: "The ham sausage is for Rhubarb, right?"
Lu Yu felt very strange when his boss said this.
This is strange, how do you know what I'm thinking? Could it be that you can read minds? Do you want to teach me?
The boss raised his head and looked at Lu Yu, who nodded yes. The boss continued: "I knew you were the seventh person who came to buy intestines to feed rhubarb today. I really don't understand what you young people are thinking. You don't think so." Give it to him.”
As the boss spoke, he did not forget to look at the rhubarb outside, and at the same time continued: "The owner of this one had something to do temporarily, so he tied it here for a day. Unexpectedly, without it, my grilled sausages are selling quite well!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he handed the sausage in his hand to Lu Yu and said at the same time: "Two of them cost six yuan. If you feed the dog, I'll give you one yuan cheaper..."
Lu Yu smiled knowingly, looked at the boss and asked: "Which one should I feed the dog?"
The boss took Lu Yu's money and pointed at the stick on his left hand and said, "Any stick will do, you can eat it yourself!"
After saying that, he continued to sit down and busy with the work at hand. Lu Yu also walked out of the store with two sausages in hand, came to Liang Xuanzi's side, and gave Liang Xuanzi the sausage that the boss said he would feed the dog with his left hand.
Liang Xuanzi smiled happily when she saw the delicious food and said, "Thank you, husband. I'll go after I finish eating."
He stuffed the sausage into his mouth three times, not forgetting to leave a mouthful for Lu Yu.
Lu Yu knew that of course he wouldn't eat it, but just watched Liang Xuanzi eating, Lu Yu smiled.
Liang Xuanzi also looked at Lu Yu with a wild look, and saw Lu Yu helping her to attract the rhubarb while gesturing for her to come over.
Liang Xuanzi did not dare to neglect at all, she ran inside and said at the same time: "Thank you, husband, I love you..."
Lu Yu took advantage of Liang Xuanzi's time to go to the toilet and looked at this honest and friendly Dahuang at the door. He looked at him blankly, and there was no trace of ferocity in his dog face.
Such a cute puppy can also help the boss opposite to make money. With you and me, we are destined to have good fortune. The more Lu Yu looked at the little guy in front of him, the more he liked it. The more he liked it, the more he looked at it.
Seeing that Lu Yu couldn't solve his inner love, he extended his black hand to the puppy. This scene happened to be seen by Liang Xuanzi who had just finished using the toilet.
Liang Xuanzi hurriedly interrupted and said, "Lu Yu, what are you doing? Aren't you afraid of him biting you?"
Lu Yu watched the puppy reach out to him and rub its head against his hand.
This scene had already warmed Lu Yu's heart, but he was interrupted by Liang Xuanzi. Lu Yu slowly turned around and looked at Liang Xuanzi, waving to him to signal him to come over.
Liang Xuanzi was afraid of this cute big yellow dog, but when she saw that Lu Yu showed no fear around him, Liang Xuanzi finally moved her steps as if she was wearing a plaster cast and walked towards Lu Yu's side.
Lu Yu stretched out his hand to the cute puppy again, and saw the puppy rubbing its cute little head on Lu Yu's hand, and its fluffy hair rubbed on Lu Yu's hand.
Lu Yu was pleasantly surprised and said to Liang Xuanzi beside him: "How can you be afraid of such a cute and obedient puppy?"
After speaking, he turned around and looked at Liang Xuanzi.
Liang Xuanzi saw that the puppy was so obedient and showed no evil intentions at all. Her eyes were shining and she said, "If I had known he was so obedient, I wouldn't have given him a piece of sausage. Otherwise, I could have eaten two pieces myself."
Lu Yu didn't expect that Liang Xuanzi would answer like this, so he asked, "Come and touch him too. He really won't bite you."
Liang Xuanzi looked at Lu Yu dubiously.
After all, what Lu Yu said just now was to comfort Liang Xuanzi, but Lu Yu just touched the rhubarb with his own hands, so there should be no problem, and he can try it himself.
Liang Xuanzi squatted next to Lu Yu and slowly stretched out her hand towards the cute big yellow dog. Unexpectedly, it was not his furry head that came over to the big yellow dog, but his cute hands.
The big yellow dog placed her hand firmly in Liang Xuanzi's hand. Liang Xuanzi felt a burst of joy in her heart. She really didn't know that this big yellow dog could be so obedient.
Now the big yellow dog has attracted Liang Xuanzi's joy, and Liang Xuanzi has completely let down her inner guard by the big yellow dog's move just now.
Liang Xuanzi squeezed Lu Yu next to her and said, "Hubby, go over there a little bit. I'll come and see this obedient puppy that loves to build ditches."
After hearing what Liang Xuanzi said, Lu Yu had no choice but to stand up and move space for Liang Xuanzi.
Liang Xuanzi stroked the rhubarb and said, "Husband, this puppy is so obedient and good-looking. I really want one too!" Lu Yu heard what Liang Xuanzi said.
I had the same thought in my heart just now. I didn't expect that he and Liang Xuanzi had such a tacit understanding and thought of working together. Lu Yu followed suit and said, "Who wouldn't like such an obedient puppy?"
When Liang Xuanzi heard what Lu Yu said, she was filled with joy and said, "Then let's also raise such a cute puppy!"
Liang Xuanzi's words struck a chord in Lu Yu's heart.
Lu Yu was also extremely excited, but he couldn't show it clearly. Lu Yu held his chin with his hand and put on a thoughtful expression.
