"Little bastard, are you too good to learn how to flirt with women outside? Now this girl is here. I give you ten minutes to come back quickly, or I will sever the relationship between mother and son!"
Haicheng.
On Renmin Road, Lu Yu looked at the hung up phone speechlessly, completely confused.
As God testifies, he has lived for twenty-seven years and has been single ever since. Not to mention flirting with women, he has never even held a girl's hand, and his emotional experience is purer than pure water.
Got a call from a girl?
Is this a new type of fraud? Mom won’t be cheated, right?
Thinking of this, Lu Yu suddenly became anxious. Without thinking about it, he hurriedly took a car and rushed home.
…
At the same time, Jianxin Community, Building 3, Room 103, in the outer ring of Haicheng.
Lu Yu's father, Lu Qinming, is busy in the kitchen.
In the living room, Lu Yu's mother, Wang Yun, held a young girl's hand with a smile on her face: "Xiao Zi, can I call you that?"
Xiaozi also responded with a smile on his face: "Of course, I will call you mom from now on, why don't you just call me Xiaozi?"
When Wang Yun heard this, she was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth. She looked at Xiao Zi's expression, and the more she looked at it, the more she liked it: "My daughter is always considerate when she talks. Don't worry, if that brat dares to apologize to you, I will interrupt him." leg,"
"Don't..." When Xiaozi heard this, he was immediately startled: "Well... Yuyu and I will be husband and wife from now on. If he loses his legs, how will our mothers survive?"
Wang Yun listened happily to Xiaozi's words.
Suddenly he realized something was wrong: "What did you say? Mother... how many mothers are there?"
Xiaozi blushed, lowered her head and said shyly: "The doctor said I am pregnant with three."
Phew...
Wang Yun took a breath and looked at Xiaozi, unable to speak clearly: "Three...three?"
Xiaozi lowered his head and said nothing.
boom!
At this time, Lu Yu pushed open the door and ran in furiously.
Before anyone arrived, the voice came first: "Mom, your son, I have always been clean and tidy, and I have never even held a woman's hand. You must... don't be deceived... eh?"
Before Lu Yu finished speaking, he was stunned when he saw Xiao Zi on the sofa.
The woman in front of me is so beautiful, even worse than celebrities.
As a TikTok loser, Lu Yu knows too much about makeup, beauty and other 'evil arts'.
He was the first to confirm that the girl in front of him was not only natural, but also without makeup.
This beautiful appearance is enough to kill 99% of celebrities and Internet celebrities.
Two long legs, a slightly plump waist, and a proud bust...
It's simply a combination of an angel's face and a devil's figure.
But this situation made Lu Yu confused.
Are all scammers these days so dishonest?
Or is it that the beautiful woman in front of her is tired of playing outside and is ready to find an honest man like him to take over?
Thinking of this, Lu Yu was about to have a seizure.
But before he could speak, his mother slapped him on the back of the head: "What are you talking about? Why are you lying? Have you ever seen such a beautiful liar?"
After saying that, he looked at Xiaozi awkwardly: "Um...Xiaozi, this kid talks without thinking. Don't take it to heart."
Xiaozi shook his head: "It doesn't matter, I can wait. I believe Yuyu will fall in love with me."
Lu Yu was confused when he heard this: "Mom, don't you know your son yet? Ever since he was a child, I have come home on time every day, so how could I have the chance to mess around outside? He is definitely a liar!"
After saying that, he turned to Xiaozi: "Let me tell you, if you want to find an honest person to take over, then you have found the wrong person..."
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Before Lu Yu could finish speaking, Wang Yun slapped him on the back, and then thrust a document into Lu Yu's hand: "This is the paternity test, please open your eyes and read it. Clearly, is he your child?"
Lu Yu was even more confused now!
Are today’s scammers so professional? Do you even have a paternity test certificate?
Lu Yu was one of the hundreds of thousands who didn't believe that he had a child, but he couldn't suppress his curiosity and picked up the identification book and read it.
The cover of the test certificate is the seal of the Paternity Test Center of Haicheng Hospital.
This is the most authoritative and impartial paternity testing center in Haicheng.
But these days, it’s easy to forge a seal!
Lu Yu flipped through the test report casually, sneered and walked to sit down next to Xiao Zi, and whispered: "This paternity test report will cost a lot of money, right? You guys really want to buy it! But you think you can fool me this way?" Shall I take over?"
Seeing Lu Yu's serious expression, Xiao Zi couldn't help but laugh: "You don't believe it?"
"Haha, do you think I can believe it? Do I still know about my own affairs?" Lu Yu sneered.
Xiaozi smiled slightly, stood up and turned around in front of Lu Yu: "Do you really not recognize me?"
Lu Yu was almost amused by this move: "What? Another trick after it fails? Isn't this routine outdated?"
Xiaozi chuckled: "Giggle, Lu Yu, you are really stupid. Hehe, Hongshan City, Chaoguang Town, Maotian Village Primary School, Liang Xuanzi, do you remember?"
"What Liang Xuan...huh?" A figure suddenly flashed in Lu Yu's mind, and he stared at Liang Xuanzi in shock: "Are you the little one who sat in front of me?"
That distant memory appeared in Lu Yu's mind.
twenty years ago.
Although Hongshan City is the provincial capital, its economy is not developed and can only be regarded as a third-tier city.
Chaoguang Town under Hongshan City has 27 natural villages under its jurisdiction, but only 8 primary schools.
Lu Yu and Liang Xuanzi attended Maotian Village Primary School.
At that time, Liang Xuanzi was sitting in front of Lu Yu. Lu Yu's first impression of Liang Xuanzi was that this girl was so beautiful.
And his first thought was...if he hits her, she will cry for a long time, right?
From then on, he teased Liang Xuanzi almost every day.
Liang Xuanzi, on the other hand, is more introverted and either tolerates it by herself or complains directly to the teacher.
But Lu Yu has been naughty and mischievous since he was a child. He has been asked by his parents several times, but he still goes his own way without any regrets.
It wasn't until the second semester of first grade that something happened.
That time Lu Yu got too excited and got a lighter from nowhere, and actually set Liang Xuanzi's hair on fire.
Fortunately, the teacher discovered it in time, otherwise the play between the children would have led to a disaster.
From then on, Liang Xuanzi transferred to another school, and Lu Yu was so frightened that he changed his temper and his academic performance skyrocketed.
But Lu Yu didn't know that after entering junior high school and high school, Liang Xuanzi had been in the same school with him.
It's just that Liang Xuanzi deliberately hid, but Lu Yu devoted himself to studying and didn't know at all.
After a while, Lu Yu came back to his senses and looked at Liang Xuanzi with complicated eyes: "No, we are classmates after all. Even if I hurt you before, it was all when I was a child. Why did you come to my house to lie?" Where is my mother!"
Liang Xuanzi looked at Lu Yu with a smile in her eyes: "The child is really yours, do I need to lie to you?"
"How is it possible? We haven't seen each other for more than 20 years. There is no way the child is mine?" Lu Yu suddenly became anxious, and the remaining guilt in his heart disappeared.
Liang Xuanzi blinked her big eyes and said with a smile: "Think about it again? Four months ago, when you had dinner with your colleagues...!"
boom……
As soon as these words came out, a flash of lightning seemed to flash across Lu Yu's mind.
Four months ago, he was promoted and he was very happy. He invited his colleagues to dinner after get off work. Because he was so happy, he drank directly.
The next day I woke up in a hotel.
However, he was alone in the room at the time, so he thought his colleagues had sent him to the hotel, so he didn't think much about it.
Could it be that...it was Liang Xuanzi who sent him to the hotel at that time?
But why?
How could Liang Xuanzi send him to the hotel and... have sex with him?
Liang Xuanzi seemed to have guessed what Lu Yu was thinking. She took out her cell phone, opened the photo album, and waved it in front of Lu.
"Now, these are photos from that time, and...a photo of us together. You can't make any excuses now, can you?"
At this point, Liang Xuanzi walked over mysteriously and whispered something that made Lu Yu's blood boil: "I still have photos of the bed sheets at that time. Do you want to see them?"
"..."
Lu Yu was speechless. He looked at Liang Xuanzi and asked with a troubled face, "I almost ruined your life. Shouldn't you hate me? Why..."
"Of course I hate you! That's why I came to find you." Liang Xuanzi gently stroked her belly: "Triples, you'd better think about your future."
puff……
Lu Yu almost spit out blood and died, and his face turned pale.
Triplets?
How will you live after this?
How can you eat, drink or have sex for free? Tuition and miscellaneous fees, living expenses, clothes... everything is indispensable...
And there were four of them all at once.
My family emptied out the savings of two generations and reluctantly bought a small three-bedroom apartment in the city. How will they live there when their three children are a little older?
Liang Xuanzi is already pregnant, and the subsequent nutrition fees, prenatal check-ups...all cost money!
There are also weddings, betrothal gifts...
Lu Yu was about to collapse when he thought of this.
Then, he looked at Liang Xuanzi and said with a complicated expression: "So, is this how you use to retaliate against me?"
Liang Xuanzi looked at him with a smile: "Are you surprised? Are you surprised? Are you happy?"
surprise? Not too scary!
Lu Yu finally understood the meaning of death.
After a long silence, Lu Yu looked at Liang Xuanzi without giving up: "If you want me to be an honest person, there is no way out! You can do another paternity test with me~"
