The meeting was very quiet, maybe because everyone didn't know how to deal with the lion group, no one spoke, and the situation was a bit awkward for a while.
In the end, it was the naval hero Garp who stood up.
"What's there to discuss? It's a waste of time. Is it possible that just by talking nonsense here, we can scold the boy Ren to death?"
He took a bite of the donut, squeaking and teasing.
We discuss this and that every day. Can we prevent the Lion Heart Pirates from becoming emperor just by discussing?
crane:"……"
Peach Rabbit: "..."
Kizaru: "..."
That's the truth, but Mr. Garp, now that there is an evil and arrogant pirate group who wants to become king, our naval organization can't even hold a high-level meeting. Isn't it too much?
Staff Officer He gave Garp a hard look at Garp who was making sarcastic remarks. She was not used to this old man, so she said with a cold face:
"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as mute!"
You talk so much nonsense... Doesn't she know that with the current unrecovered situation of the navy, there is nothing that can stop the swordsman Ren from dominating the world?
But if people outside know that the navy has no response, it is easy to say that everything is light.
Therefore, even if it is just a show, we must take some action.
"Xiaohe, what I'm telling you is the truth. Don't waste time on such a meaningless meeting. It's better to have the propaganda department scold Renn as a brat in the newspaper to show the navy's attitude."
Garp took a big bite of a piece of donut, chewed it, and said a little vaguely.
A month ago, the Pirate Empress proclaimed herself emperor, which caused a huge stir. This is how the Navy handled it. Apart from putting harsh words in the newspapers and throwing some dirty water on Nine Snakes, there was nothing good they could do.
Seeing that he was still making sarcastic remarks, He's face twitched and he angrily said:
"Shut up, please. Also, this is a conference room, not a canteen. Go out and eat!"
Garp: "..."
┑( ̄Д ̄)┍, alas, what did he say wrong? Isn't it all the truth?
The old man shook his head, stood up immediately, and left the conference room in a swaggering manner.
If it doesn't work, it won't work. He hates face-saving projects, hates trying to make people look fat, and doesn't like bureaucracy and formalism, so he doesn't bother to deal with it.
Crane: →_→
She looked at Garp's back with a look of disgust and helplessness.
Garp is not afraid of boiling water, he is too upright, and he is not polite when he slaps the navy in the face. Of course, this is also related to his gratitude to the bloodthirsty swordsman for saving Fire Fist.
Except for old man Garp, probably no one among the navy's top brass has a good impression of the Lions and Ren.
"Let's all brainstorm and come up with a solution." Lieutenant General He felt helpless and spoke in an official tone.
Everyone: "..."
Garp had just pulled off the navy's fig leaf, and now he felt a little embarrassed to say anything.
But no matter how embarrassing it is, the meeting still has to go on. In fact, most meetings in the world are bullshit, but you still have to hold it.
Lieutenant General Flying Squirrel stood up, coughed twice, and said:
"The Lionheart Pirates' public declaration of emperor will cause great trouble and have extremely bad influence, but justice will never compromise or surrender to the pirates. At this critical moment, the Navy must not take it lightly and must be cautious.
I propose that all naval branches in the New World should strengthen patrols and vigilance in the near future to deter pirates and prevent..."
The Lieutenant General seems to have said a lot, and it makes sense, but if you taste it carefully, you will know that almost none of it has actual meaning.
But that's enough.
"Pah, pah, pah, pah...!"
Don't get me wrong, it's just applause.
In the conference room of the g1 branch, Kizaru, Momotu, Senmomomaru and Hina and other naval generals were applauding enthusiastically.
Kizaru clapped his hands and said, "Well said, it makes sense."
At this time, all you have to do is applaud.
Zhan Taowan nodded vigorously: "It is indeed a true insight. Lieutenant General, your words made me enlightened."
Lieutenant General Flying Squirrel smiled modestly at everyone and said: "Everywhere, I was inspired by Chief of Staff He.
There is no need to belittle oneself, I believe that as long as all the navy officers work together and pool their wisdom, they will definitely be able to find a way to deal with the swordsman Ren, and justice will never..."
Biliba, Jiligua.
Artoria: "..."
This scene seems familiar.
In the city of Camelot back then, many palace ministers were talking like this all day long, talking eloquently, as if they all had the talent to govern the country and the people.
But when you really want them to come up with some useful ideas, they all become mute, or they only think about things.
(?_?), Artoria shook her head slightly. Fortunately, she didn't find this kind of scene boring when she was King Arthur.
After Lieutenant General Flying Squirrel started, others also spoke one after another and began to talk loudly.
Their words are very reasonable, because apart from being reasonable, they have no other meaning.
Don't feel embarrassed or ironic, 90% of meetings, especially those held by bureaucratic leaders, almost always look like this.
The naval admirals discussed it enthusiastically, but... they couldn't come up with a solution.
Finally, Artoria made a useful suggestion.
"I propose that in a week's time, some of the contents of the 'World Recruitment Plan' be released, so that the world can know that the navy is not doing nothing. At the same time, large-scale recruitment and expansion of the army can also deter all kinds of gangsters."
You may not believe it, but this proposal is the only solution that can barely be considered a countermeasure in this morning's meeting.
Just like the joint military exercises held by various countries on the earth, announcing the recruitment plan is somewhat effective. Even if it is not effective, it can strengthen the self-confidence of the people of the country.
Lieutenant General He, who had been presiding over the meeting expressionlessly, his eyes lit up. He looked at Bailong with admiration in his eyes and said:
"Okay, just do as Kate said. In a week, some specific contents of the world military recruitment plan will be announced to the public."
Wonderful.
The Lionheart Pirates became emperor, and the navy recruited troops from all over the world.
It can not only let the world know about the navy's efforts and response, but also catch on to the popularity of the Lions' public proclaiming the emperor, raising the influence of the "World Recruitment Plan" to a higher level, killing two birds with one stone.
Kizaru, Zhan Momomaru, Hina and Flying Squirrel quickly understood the brilliance of this move, with surprise and admiration in their eyes.
Competing with the pirates, riding on their enthusiasm, and showing the strong side of the navy... That's awesome, the daughter of God.
Everyone was a little happy. This was indeed a solution, and it was not an awkward chat or perfunctory conversation.
Only Taotu was not happy. She stared at Bailong, her silver teeth bit her red lips, her eyes were a little unwilling and frustrated.
This method is not complicated to put it bluntly. Why didn't she think of it before?
The position of the new general is also highly competitive, and Bailong is undoubtedly her most direct competitor. Her recent performance has suppressed her in every way, which is not a good sign.
He noticed something strange about Zhu Yuan and frowned but said nothing.
It is normal for Zhuanyuan to be afraid and jealous of Bailong.
The navy has never been monolithic. Look at Kuzan and Sakaski, who are now competing for the position of marshal. They don't even bother to maintain superficial harmony. They act like enemies when they meet.
After all, Qu Yuan and Kate still maintain a superficial plastic sisterhood.
Originally, Counselor He was more partial to Zhu Yuan. After all, she was more familiar with Zhu Yuan as a sister. However, judging from her performance, although Zhu Yuan was excellent, she was not as outstanding as the Daughter of God.
She had already decided, and finally voted for Bai Long...
There is no way, the situation at sea is getting more and more serious, and the New World has gathered the Five Emperors. Even if Quyuan can break through and become a top swordsman within a year, she will have to deal with bigomm, red hair, the Pirate Empress, Kaido and the Demon King. These super ruthless characters are also a bit forced.
On the contrary, Bailong does not have this problem.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, the meeting ended and everyone dispersed.
Artoria and Hina walked side by side towards the dormitory, Hina smiled narrowly and said:
"Did you just see that? Zhu Yuan's sour look was so funny."
Artoria: "..."
(?□-□), what’s there to see? Isn’t it just a woman with plasmolysis?
In the main world, Ren sent her to Merova University. For some reason, she quickly became the campus beauty, and then she was crazily pursued by boys and jealous and ostracized by a bunch of girls.
Even though she didn't do anything, didn't fall in love, and didn't steal anyone's boyfriend, there were still some girls in the school who were constantly targeting her and ostracizing her.
Artoria couldn't understand that kind of behavior at that time, so she asked Ren, and he answered like this:
All the girls were jealous of me, and rumors spread that I was good at lewdness - Qu Yuan.
She was confused at the time, and he spoke Chinese every time he said something inappropriate, which was very unfriendly to her.
However, he also explained that "jealousy separates hostage walls", which she finally understood.
Arturia has never regarded Peach Rabbit as an opponent, but the other party doesn't think so.
She knew that this was not because Taotu was being petty. As she was also a female navy officer and a candidate for general, as long as she took the position, Taotu would not have any chance. It doesn't matter how strong or outstanding she is.
Because the Navy will not choose two women to be admirals no matter what.
Gender discrimination has always existed. For 800 years, there have been few female admirals, even though there have been many outstanding female admirals throughout the ages.
"By the way, Kate, how did you come up with that solution just now?" Hina asked curiously.
"Well, this was inspired by my enemies."
Hina:? ? ?
Two hours ago.
Bailong: [If you were a navy, how would you deal with the negative impact of the Lionheart Pirates proclaiming themselves emperor? ]
Lane: [Send a bell over. ]
Bailong: [→_→, don’t be arrogant and say something useful. ]
Lane: [Of course... flex their muscles and give you a warm reminder. When the United States' plans are thwarted or they prepare to target a certain country, they will threaten to impose a round of economic sanctions, or go to the vicinity of that country to do one. joint military exercises. ]
This is actually where inspiration comes from.
Artoria has always believed that she is not a particularly smart person.
So usually when she encounters something she doesn't understand, she will ask others. In the past, she asked Merlin or Agguiwen, but now she asks Ren.
And he, through studying and practicing in the main world, is indeed smarter and more cunning (cunning) than her.
When it comes to how to make trouble, target and attack others, Renn is very sneaky. He seems to be particularly talented in this area...
………
New World, Red Leaf Island.
The navy holds meetings every day to discuss how to target pirates and balance the situation at sea.
The Lionheart Pirates are not idle either. In the past few days, the propaganda and organization department is as busy as the Navy General Staff.
And all this is to ensure that the ceremony a week later goes smoothly.
Although it seems to be just a press conference, after all, it is the Lion Corps announcing to the outside world that it has become the overlord of the sea. It is not a small matter, and many big names will appear that day.
"You guys, hurry up and arrange these bonsai green plants. The patterns should be beautiful and grand... You, take people to move these boxes of fireworks and firecrackers into the warehouse. Remember to be careful about fire prevention... You guys are responsible for emptying these hotels and cleaning them up. , arrange rooms for guests..."
Red Leaf Island is considered a summer island, and the sun is scorching.
But he didn't dare to slack off. He held a stack of documents and stood in the square with many flowers and bonsais under the scorching sun, arranging various tasks for a group of people around him.
As the deputy director of the Announcement Department and the deputy captain of the 7th Division, he has been very busy these days.
It is his job to entertain the guests and ensure that the ceremony goes smoothly. His eldest brother Wen Xi also said that if this matter is not done well, he will be sent to the logistics department to clean the toilet every day...
mmp, is this what the elder brother can say?
x·Drake dislikes his boss Wen Xi.
This man looks simple and honest, but in reality he is sinister, slippery, greedy, lustful and lazy.
Ever since he joined the Lionheart Pirates and became the deputy director of the Propaganda Department, Wen Xi has been too lazy to do anything.
I idle around all day long, talk a lot, leave all the dirty work to him, spend my days and nights, and often go whoring until I lose contact.
Damn, too crumbly.
This kind of person can actually become a cadre, and I heard that the swordsman Ren is quite fond of him.
Drake was puzzled by this. What depressed him the most was that, except for his good brother Wen Xi, the heads of other divisions and departments of the Lionheart Pirates seemed to be quite reliable.
Only Wen Xi was lazy, not doing his job properly, and exclusively squeezing the labor force of his subordinates.
A week ago, he couldn't stand it anymore and quietly went to the deputy captain "Fire Dragon" Nana to complain. He also wanted to use this as an excuse to complain and have a relationship with the senior management.
The process is as follows:
"Well, you're reporting that Minister Wen Xi is not doing his job properly and leaves almost every job to you? This kind of thing is not a secret at all, and there is nothing to mention."
"But, Sister Na, didn't he obviously violate the rules of the pirate group..."
"Shut up! I really can't help you with this. The captain likes him and spoils him. Naturally, he can do whatever he wants... Young man, don't lose your composure. Just bear it and let it pass."
"..."
That's right, Sister Na not only failed to seek justice for him, but also advised him to be patient.
Seeing his leader eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling every day, doing nothing and doing nothing, he was exhausted from work, but he still had to endure it... x·Drake felt like he was about to burst.
It's so dark and not fair at all.
The interior was so rotten and dark, and the garbage Lionheart Pirates took jujube pills, so he could only curse like this.
From dawn in the morning to sunset, X. Drake's clothes were soaked with sweat. He didn't just issue tasks and command others, he also had to work in the fields.
Because Wen Xi always said something like "God is going to place a heavy responsibility on you, you have to work so hard that your muscles and bones are trembling, and your chest is pressed against your back when you are hungry" and so on, asking him to do everything by himself, and he was not allowed to have lunch...
He didn't eat lunch and had no rest after a busy day. X. Drake dragged his tired body to a tavern on the street, ready to take a break for dinner.
At night, he has to work overtime.
As soon as he entered, he was stopped by several waiters, and then he saw his elder brother.
The big pirate Wen Xi spent money like water and rented out the entire tavern.
He was sitting on the red sofa, having fun, with more than a dozen hot-figured dancers and singers standing or sitting around him.
They were scantily clad, revealing a large area of their youthful beauty. They were all bulging forward and backward, with attractive figure curves, and their snow-white and delicate skin was glowing under the flickering lights.
"Yes, yes, most people can't grasp it."
Wen Xidang smiled, put his palms against several large-fronted Baileys, and looked forward.
"Oh, you are so bad."
In front of him, a beautiful dancer wearing a short skirt, stockings and a thin dress with a V-neck scolded her. She covered her chest and skillfully took off the pieces of Pele.
Wen Xi withdrew his hand, laughed, took out another stack of Baileys and put it on his palm, and waved to another hot dancer:
"Come here, big brother will check your body."
"Yeah~, I don't want it."
Another dancer with a hot figure refuted, but her body swayed as she walked over.
x·Drake looked at this scene and remained silent: "..."
(????),
He~tui~, so ugly, enviable... shameless.
He turned to leave, but heard a call from behind him.
"It's Derek, come here and drink with me."
"..."
At this time, the two parties were too close. X. Drake couldn't pretend he hadn't heard, so he had no choice but to walk over and take the initiative to say hello, "Brother, good evening."
"Hahahaha, come on, let's relax tonight. We won't get drunk until we get home. Let me introduce you. This is my little brother, x. Drake. He is strong and has a lot of talent."
Immediately, several girls gathered around with smiles and wanted to serve Derek, but he pushed them away with a cold face.
Seeing how confused he was, Wen Xi, who was holding a girl in his arms, curled his lips:
"You are good at everything, but you are too old-fashioned. How can you refuse the kindness of girls?"
"..."
x·Drake did not speak, but sat silently at the table, drinking wine and eating cakes. His hungry stomach was filled with food, and he finally felt better.
"What's wrong, are you in a bad mood?"
"No."
"So you have complaints against eldest brother?"
"..."
He did have complaints, but he didn't dare to say them.
To be honest, I was so busy here that I was sweating profusely. When I went to eat, I saw that my eldest brother had reserved the place and was having a good time...
He was indeed a little mentally unbalanced, so that his disguise was not as natural as usual.
"Hahaha, don't be angry."
With an apology on his face, Wen Xi patted the younger brother across from him on the shoulder and said, "I just wanted to test you and let you go through more hardships and grow up faster. It's my fault that I didn't take your feelings into consideration."
"..."
Physically and mentally exhausted, he drank without talking.
"Don't worry, I won't let you do the work alone in the future. Brother is not the kind of unreasonable person."
Wen Xi looked guilty, picked up a glass of vodka, filled two glasses into the glass, and handed him one.
"..."
x·Drake didn't answer, but the stiff expression on his face softened a little. He took the glass of strong wine and drank it.
After one drink, he was out of control.
"Come on, come on, after this drink, there are three more to go." Wen Xi kept apologizing and toasting, as if he wanted to sincerely apologize to his younger brother.
One cup, two cups, three cups...
His mentality and emotions were a bit unstable. x·Drake didn't know how many drinks he had drank. He began to feel dizzy, with some double images appearing in front of his eyes and his body drifting...
His vision began to blur and turn black. Before falling down, Wen Xi was still mumbling loudly.
"Girls, take good care of my little brother tonight. He has been very tired and stressed recently and needs to relax..."
…………
The next day, the sun rises.
On the third floor of the hotel, the curtains were blown open by the evening breeze, and a ray of golden sunlight fell on the bedside.
Feeling dizzy, he slowly stood up from the big bed. The white blanket covering him slid down, revealing a strong body with eight-pack abs.
And beside him, there were three dancers lying,
They were still sleeping, and several white-skinned arms and white thighs were like octopuses, entwined around him and them.
When x·Drake returned to consciousness, he saw this extremely fragrant scene.
Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
Last night, last night...what happened.
Looking at this scene, x·Drake patted his forehead, feeling extremely confused and melancholy:
"What did I do?"
Oh my God, he was a marine, and he actually visited prostitutes, three of them.
At this time, a dancer woke up. When she heard this, she touched his chest with eight-pack abs and said with a sweet smile:
"You didn't do anything, you just did it...cough, oh, handsome boy, you are as strong as an animal. You don't know how wild you were last night. None of our sisters could restrain themselves. From this point of view, you You have surpassed your big brother."
x·Drake: "..."
ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ
Beyond Wenxi, what is there to be proud of? He doesn't want to surpass him at all...
He covered his face, feeling sad.
(╥﹏╥), a lifetime of fame has been ruined, I want to die.
………
On the west side of Hongye Island, the laboratory building.
Time goes back to 5 hours ago, at two o'clock in the morning.
There was a transparent crystal ball placed on the workbench, with many runes glowing blue at the bottom. The scene it presented was clearly the scene in Drake's room.
"Stop, Ren, don't do this."
The woman's slightly trembling voice sounded.
She was holding the table with both hands, her face was reddish, and she was wearing a tight-fitting black leather jacket and short leather pants. The deep scenery inside the deep neckline of the V-shirt was difficult to peek into. A section of her tender thighs was exposed under the skirt, and underneath were fishnet stockings and Boots.
She has a great figure, and her tight leather jacket is forcibly supported by her domineering figure, highlighting her seductive undulating S-shaped curves.
The beauty's hair was swaying, and Ren hugged the devil's waist tightly from behind, half-pressing her on the table.
His two hands were very dishonest, moving up and down, and bit her earlobe, and breathed:
"You ran back here, and you still wanted me to accompany you to watch the rear admiral's exciting 1v3 action show at night. You even dared to tease me afterwards... Miss Robin, do you really think I'm not angry?"
"I...was wrong, don't...I...come."
Robin bit her red lips, her face getting redder and redder, and her long legs wearing fishnet stockings that supported her delicate body were trembling slightly.
Well, she did go a little too far before and shouldn't have teased him like that.
After staying at the Revolutionary Army headquarters, Bardigo on the White Earth Island, for more than a month, she felt bored and followed the Revolutionary Army's ship transporting trophies to Red Leaf Island.
After all, they were acquaintances, so Renn stopped his experiments and took the time to receive Robin.
She was curious about what he was studying, so she followed him to the laboratory and saw the surveillance crystal ball on the table.
Not long after, the scene came to x. Drake was drunk by Wen Xi with evil intentions, and was helped into the hotel room by three dancers.
Ren originally wanted to cut off the scene. He was very lustful, but he was not very interested in watching other people's live erotica.
My girlfriend is not around at all, so I'd better take it easy. It will be difficult to handle when the anger arises.
But Robin wants to see it.
Not only that, she watched it for two hours. Not only did she watch the whole process of how X. Drake had drunken sex, but she also commented on it.
For such a sinister old Si Ji, Ren called him an expert.
He initially ignored her and conducted experiments alone, leaving her to entertain herself.
But later, Robin, the old Siji, didn't know whether it was out of some bad taste or some other intention, but he actually pulled him over to watch together, and even teased him a few words from time to time...
Damn it, after watching Drake's live PK live broadcast for half an hour, Ren really couldn't help it.
He is a normal man and cannot stand this kind of torture.
At this time, at the edge of the experimental table, Ren hugged the black-bellied sister's elastic and tender waist tightly with his hands, leaned forward to half-press her, and began to kiss her smooth face inch by inch with his lips.
Finally, he kissed her seductive red lips, making her unable to even speak.
Robin's face turned red, she couldn't break free, her breathing rhythm gradually became disordered, and her beautiful blue-black eyes were filled with mist.
Her rationality was gradually being deprived of her, and she felt a little regretful. She really had no intention of seducing him.
Maybe it was because she saw that he was a great swordsman, a martial artist, seriously studying Devil Fruits, and his face seemed a bit pure, and his childhood memories, with vague and clear impressions and good feelings from the past and present, she couldn't help teasing him. few times.
Soon, Robin's legs shook and she became unsteady. Under his control, she gradually turned around, hugged the man's strong body with both hands, and instinctively began to respond to his passionate kiss...
Ren kissed her passionately, sliding his palms and watching the leather of Robin's black coat fall to the ground softly, but she didn't react at all.
If there are no accidents, a man and a woman who are gradually falling in love will inevitably have a relationship.
However, there was an accident.
"Boss, you are sexually harassing me."
Kalifa pushed the door open and walked in. When she saw this scene, she knocked hard on the iron door several times with her palms, causing a loud clang!
Ren was awakened, and as soon as his hand loosened, Robin, who was also awakened, hurriedly took a few steps back, panting, and distanced himself from him.
He glared at Kalifa fiercely and said:
"When you see this situation, you should quietly close the door and exit, instead of deliberately disturbing the boss's affair."
"terribly sorry."
Kalifa apologized without sincerity, threw a stack of information on the table, and added with a cold face, "This is the precious research information on Devil Fruit sent by Vinsmoke Gaji. You ordered me to get it." Delivered as soon as possible.
I thought you would praise me a few words, but instead you complained that I delayed you from sleeping with you. Haha, do men only think with their lower bodies? "
Renn: "..."
This is not my horse. I can't ride it normally. That was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm not his pawn."
Robin snorted, her face flushed. She picked up the black leather jacket on the ground and put it on to cover the exposed spring sunshine.
Then she folded her arms, stood aside, and turned her head away.
Seeing this, Kalifa sneered: "Aren't the Son of the Devil and the King of Demons a good match? Nico Robin, don't be embarrassed, I won't mock you for eating young grass."
Hearing her sarcasm, Robin was also a scheming woman. She glanced at the cold and charming female secretary in uniform and stockings and said:
"Are you jealous? After all, he doesn't want anyone to be his wife."
"Hmph, I'm not jealous, I just regret a little bit that I didn't kill you on Judiciary Island." Khalifa sneered.
Robin spread his hands: "Really? I thought you CP9s had been bombarded by the artillery fire of the Demon-Slaying Order, and there were no traces left."
"Bichi!"
"Be lucky, I don't have the same experience as mentally retarded children."
"..."
Renn: "..."
Alas, what a bad luck, the cooked duck flew away, and I could only watch the two women fight.
His luck didn't seem to be very good, and so did Taotu that time. He almost reached her third base... but he had an accident midway and didn't succeed.
This time too... I feel like I've been cursed.
After missing this opportunity, Robin left him alone.
In the following days, she still stayed with Ren, but she did not give him any advantage. Unless he promised to marry her, there was no need to discuss anything.
In this way, a week passed quickly.
On the day of the ceremony, there were a large number of guests including the red-haired pirate group, "Foil" Bista, the white group's representative, Charlotte Perospero, the bigmom pirate group's representative, Diamanti, the Don Quixote family representative... Come to Hongye Island together and prepare to witness this historic moment.
At the same time, news about the Navy's "World Recruitment Plan" also spread throughout the sea.
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