"Boss, please restrain yourself, your smile is too evil, it will scare the children."
"Yeah, look at Miss Robin, her face is turning green."
Hearing the captain's maniacal laughter, Wen Xi, Marcel and others couldn't help but complain.
This laughter is so brainwashing.
If Renn usually gives people the impression of a harmless pretty boy, then when he smiles, he will suddenly transform into an evil old man and a tyrant, which makes people feel numb.
"Okay, stop giggling."
Robin was suddenly attacked by the "strange sound". He looked disgusted and rolled his eyes at Cannon King.
She was still not used to his devilish laughter. She felt like she had suddenly changed into a different person. She even suspected that Ren was somewhat neurotic.
But this is not a problem. Pirates are a profession with a promising future, and there are many weird things in it.
For example, there are few normal people in the Straw Hat Pirates. Luffy is a big eater, Franky is an exhibitionist, Brooke likes to look at women's underwear, and Sanji can't walk when he sees beautiful women...
Everyone has some special hobbies, and a pirate like Ren is considered to be in a very healthy mental state.
"Ahem, I was so happy for a moment."
Ren stopped laughing and changed his character from a shady old man to a sunny boy for a second.
Don't get too carried away. Just because you have the chips, it doesn't necessarily mean that you will be able to achieve your goal. You will have to continue to do things next.
He used the Armed Fruit, a blue swirling space door appeared in his hand, and threw the Phantom Beast Fruit into it.
"Take these treasures away as well." Renn glanced at the gold ornaments and jewelry on the ground and ordered everyone.
No matter how few mosquito legs are, they are still meat, not to mention, these miscellaneous things add up to 2 to 3 Baileys, which is not a small amount.
"Of course, won't the money for cigarettes and alcohol come now?"
The members of the Lionheart Pirates happily accepted the order, and excitedly loaded the gold coins and jewelry piled on the ground into the space door opened by the captain.
"There is still time for prostitution. Next time I visit the brothel, I will ask for ten beautiful girls to accompany me!" Wen Xi smiled very obscenely.
"Hehehehe... Wen Xi, beware of your exhaustion and death. Have you forgotten that I helped you out of the nightclub in Dressrosa last time?"
Wen Xi said with a nostalgic look on his face: "When you say that, I really miss Tianyaksha a little bit. He is a gift of money and VIP-level hospitality. He is such a good person...
The girls in Dressrosa are not only enthusiastic and proactive, but also live well..."
Robin: "..."
This kind of topic is very unfriendly to women.
But she couldn't say anything. It was very common for men to visit brothels, let alone a group of pirates.
Along the way, the members of the Lionheart Pirates did not harass or rape decent women, but chose to pay money to visit the brothels. They were already considered a breath of fresh air among pirates... ahem.
The rules set by the bloodthirsty swordsman for the crew seemed quite humane to Robin. She could at most despise them, but she couldn't accuse them of anything.
In short, at least the scumbag has a bottom line and principles.
Driven by the prostitute, Wen Xi worked very hard and carefully searched the scattered gold coins on the ground:
"You all should keep your eyes open, don't let go of a single gold coin."
"I know, this wave of blood profit is just as the captain said, the tomb robbing business will last three years if it doesn't open, and it will last three years if it opens."
I don't know who said these shocking words. Robin couldn't calm down anymore. Her pretty face darkened and she retorted in a very unhappy tone:
"Don't talk nonsense, this is archeology, not tomb robbing!"
It makes no sense, she is an archaeologist, how can she be equated with a tomb robber?
It's really unbearable. Pirates are okay, but tomb robbers are too much of a slap in the face for an archaeologist.
Ren En saw that the evil sister was showing signs of going crazy, so he quickly came over to try to persuade her: "Don't be angry, you are on the government's blacklist anyway, how can you say that you have the status of a scholar?
Isn’t our illegal archeology just tomb robbing? "
Robin: "..."
Σ(っ°Д°;)っ, are you sure this is comfort?
This was such a slap in the face, and it also revealed scars. Robin's face turned red and black with anger, and she turned her head away, not even bothering to look at him.
Do you still want to pick her up like this?
She seriously doubted whether the Pao Wang could find a truly happy wife in this life with such a vicious tongue.
On the other hand, she didn't have any choice. She would never find such a graceless man.
"Don't be angry. You have been a big help this time. I will give you 50 million Baileys."
Renn generously said that he would allocate a batch of underworld weapons to her and treat them as handed over to the country... ahem.
"..."
Robin's face turned darker and he snorted coldly, "No need, it's just a favor."
"real?"
Ren shrugged and reminded, "What about your living expenses next? Are you free to take the boat, buy clothes, perfume, lipstick and those precious archaeological materials for free?
Robin: "..."
She then remembered that all her teammates had been separated and were penniless.
For some reasons, Robin will no longer travel with the Lionheart Pirates after the fight.
On the one hand, she wants to find the Straw Hats.
On the other hand, the Lionheart Pirates will no longer be a small group. They are engaged in terrorist activities. Each of them involves death and is also very dangerous.
Ren looked at the somewhat embarrassed dark-faced lady and raised his eyebrows:
"Hey, do you want to share the spoils? Let me know. Are you planning to continue betraying the boss, or imitating Nami in stealing?"
"Then give it to me...a little bit."
Facing his teasing gaze, Robin blushed and chose to share the loot with the tomb robber.
After saying this, her heart felt cold, and she felt that her last integrity as an archaeologist had been shattered to pieces.
However, she is really not suitable to hang out with the gun king anymore, and she needs Bailey to move around more easily.
After packing up the treasure, everyone returned to the dock area of Sleeping Ancient Town an hour later.
There are not many ships moored in the shabby dock area. Apart from the Lion, there are only a few small passenger ships and cargo ships.
Because of fear of pirates, all the few workers in the dock area ran away at this time.
It was noon, the sky was high and the clouds were clear, the sun was bright, the waves were sparkling on the slightly rippling sea, and the gentle wind was caressing people's cheeks like a lover's bare hands.
All banquets in the world have come to an end, and it’s time to say goodbye.
"Sister Robin, think about it again. Are you really not going with us?"
Wen Xi handed her a black backpack and said reluctantly.
The rest of the Lion Heart Pirates also had a little regret on their faces.
In just a few days, Robin, a beautiful, mature, intellectual and talented female archaeologist, conquered them.
They even thought for a time that she would become the captain's wife.
"No."
Robin smiled, then shook his head, "What you are going to do is too much... forget it."
She roughly knew the artillery king's next plan, which was to attack the Impel Down City, the deep sea prison, and attack the navy's headquarters, Marinefando.
It’s so exciting, there’s no limit to the ways you can commit suicide.
Robin felt that with her little fighting power and small body, it would be better for her to be less involved. Let alone a vase, she was not qualified to be cannon fodder.
She used to think that the Straw Hats were very noisy.
As a result, now when compared with the Lionheart Pirates, she realized that the Straw Hat Pirates were already considered "law-abiding and good people".
Gun King, that is the perfect explanation of what seeking death is.
"You guys get on the boat first."
Ren put his hands in the pockets of his black windbreaker and ordered.
"Tsk tsk..."
Wen Xi immediately booed, and Marcel and others also looked at the man and woman with ambiguous eyes.
It seemed like there was adultery... but they knew what was going on and hurriedly boarded the Lion first, leaving space for them.
In the dock area, the blue waves are rippling.
Renn walked up to the dark lady. She was wearing a black leather jacket, short skirt and boots. She had a hot figure but a cool temperament. She was also carrying a backpack.
He stretched out his hand and lifted her smooth chin almost teasingly:
"Beauty, don't you have anything to say to me? For example, to pledge yourself to me or something like that."
He actually didn't covet her beauty much.
He doesn't mind if it's a transactional thing, but he can't have a relationship with another woman anymore, after all, he has a fiancée.
"..."
Robin seemed speechless, then slapped his hands off with a look of disgust, and spoke rudely.
"You're not so narcissistic that you think I'll fall in love with you after just a few days together, are you?"
"It's hard to say, after all, I'm so handsome."
Robin: "..."
There is no way to communicate with this person.
At the moment of farewell, instead of saying something serious, don’t forget to be cute.
She was too lazy to pay attention to this treasure, and turned around to return to Sleeping Ancient Town with her travel bag on her back.
Yesterday was just a tomb robbing treasure hunt. It passed by in a hurry. She hasn't finished studying the ancient ruins here yet, so she will stay here for a while.
"There's no need to rush out to find Luffy and Zoro. After a month of quiet archeology here, you might get the news from the newspapers." Ren reminded him with a slight smile.
"I understand, it's very secluded here, and I will definitely stay in seclusion for a while."
Robin looked back and smiled, indicating that he understood.
She is not stupid, and of course she knows that the outside world is currently experiencing an intensifying storm. This ancient sleepy town, which is so remote that it is not even marked on the map, is a good place to take shelter from the storm.
She is only weak compared to the Gun King.
After all, she is a Devil Fruit user. At least on this indifferent island, no one can threaten her.
She also knew exactly what dangers there were in the forest, as long as she was not stupid, she wouldn't lose herself.
The two said goodbye without much ambiguity.
We are all adults originally, and have experienced a lot of beatings and ups and downs from society, so we will not stage a third-rate romantic drama.
Robin definitely has a good impression of Cannon King, and even has a good impression of him.
However, she has not settled down at all, has not fulfilled her ideals, and has no thoughts of falling in love or getting married.
The same is true for Renn. Kesha and the Queen of Shadow Kingdom are not fuel-efficient lamps. They are in two worlds and he is a little unable to control them. If there is one more, they will explode immediately.
You can still give py trading a try. Anyway, you don’t have to be responsible, and it’s impossible to talk about relationships.
Regarding Robin, he could only yell a few words, but he didn't dare to really harm her. After all, he couldn't take her away, and he couldn't bear the responsibility.
If he really needed it, he would sleep with the Pirate Queen.
bass!
Renn jumped up and jumped onto the Lion. As soon as he landed on the deck, he was surrounded by everyone.
"Sister-in-law didn't come with you? Captain, you are too incompetent. Do you want me to teach you some techniques for picking up girls..."
"The cooked duck actually flew away? Captain, don't worry so much, just knock her out and carry her away."
Wen Xi came over with a lewd smile:
"Boss, isn't the time too short? Why do you only last three minutes when we have a parting shot?"
Renn: "..."
(;一_一), what are these living treasures thinking about?
His face turned dark and he knocked Wen Xi on the head: "Stop talking nonsense and let's go! It's time to do business."
Put aside the love between children for now, everything is ready, all we need is the east wind.
"Going to Impel Down?"
Hearing this, Wen Xi stopped laughing and his face straightened.
Women, etc., once you become a Yonko, there will be a lot of people coming to you even when you are sitting there.
Ren's eyes narrowed and he smiled playfully, "No, there are still a few days before the public execution. Attacking Impel City now will only alert the enemy and give the navy time and energy to send warships and generals back to defend..."
The attack on Impel Down City had to be delayed, at least not allowing Marinefando to send reinforcements.
Otherwise, once he enters, he will be attacked from both sides by Director Magellan and the Navy Admiral. Even if he is fine, the others will hardly survive.
This time, Ren wasn't sure whether Straw Hat Luffy could sneak into Impel Down and cause trouble without the help of Empress Hancock.
He didn't even know where Luffy was.
However, the "protagonist halo" is very evil. He always feels that he can still reunite with Luffy and Blackbeard in Impel Down...
"Boss, where are we going now?"
"Go to Judiciary Island. There is a group of abandoned men and women waiting for us to rescue them." Renn smiled mysteriously.
In the past few days, he was very satisfied with Nicole Robin, his female secretary and right-hand assistant. She was very capable in doing things, was pretty and eye-catching, and was able to serve others. She was a must-have for the boss.
It's a pity that she is a member of the Straw Hat Pirates after all.
He was still a little unaccustomed to not having a female secretary to serve him, so he planned to try another one.
Anyway, it’s a convenient way, there is no need to waste time returning to the Shampoo Islands. From Judiciary Island, you can take the current through the Gate of Justice and go directly to Impel Down City Prison!
A fatal blow would be needed to strike, and the World Government and Navy Headquarters would not be given much time to react.
After all, his invasion of Impel Down City received completely different attention than Luffy and Blackbeard's invasion of Impel Down City.
Having defeated Kizaru, he is now definitely the target of attack and defense by the world government and navy.
To put it bluntly, as long as nothing unexpected happens, the terrifying strength of "Poison Man" Magellan is enough to deal with Luffy and even Blackbeard, and the World Government will not panic.
However, if he goes...then the government and the navy will probably jump and scold him.
In this way, under Robin's gaze, the Lion sailed away from the town's port in the wind and waves, heading towards Judiciary Island.
"Judiciary Island is finished. Now Impel Down Prison and Marine Fando are probably in danger. What a crazy man..."
She sighed a little, shook her head, and looked back.
Regardless of whether Lane's crazy plan succeeds or not, it is destined to shock the world.
It's okay if he fails. If he succeeds, then Impel Down City, Navy Headquarters, Judiciary Island, and the three government centers connected by the Gate of Justice will all be destroyed... The era will be completely violent.
She couldn't tell whether he was a madman or a hero, but the world had not been in such chaos for 800 years.
“The sea is watching, the beginning of this world.
The sea also knows the end of this world.
So what it invites is the way forward..."
On the Lion, the sailors sang songs, as if to announce the coming of a new era.
Once you go, there is no turning back.