"I pinned the corn leaves to her handlebars." Lin Yixuan said proudly.
"???"
Jin Shu was stunned, was he...showing off his cards? !
You don’t even pretend to be a pretense, just tell people bluntly, yes, I did it just because I don’t like you!
"Isn't it a little too... arrogant?"
"Why are you so arrogant? When she wanted to splash you with hot water, she was much more arrogant than this. If she had the guts, she would tell her superiors that it was me who tore the tires."
Lin Yixuan is upright and aboveboard. He doesn't do such obscene things incognito. If he bullies his wife, he can't just let it go.
"She definitely doesn't have the courage. If she tells people that we did it, wouldn't it be exposed that she was trying to strike up a conversation...she was trying to jump in line."
Jin Shu sympathized with Shen Jiani for a second.
This girl was jumping up and down for Lin Yixuan, but Lin Yixuan thought from beginning to end that she was jumping in line and was retaliating.
"Oh... why do you think you look like this?" Jin Shu stretched out his hand to pinch his handsome face.
As soon as I saw Yixuan, I would miss him for life. He would look so crooked that no one would notice him.
"What do I look like? I'm just an ordinary person, nothing different."
Lin Yixuan doesn't feel that he is any different from others. After seeing this face for more than 20 years, he has long been used to it.
Just as Jin Shu was about to say something, he saw him hesitantly, looking down at something, talking to himself.
"If there's any difference, I think it might be that it's very big."
"???" Where is the big one? Make it clear!
"What do you think of your eyes? When I was doing my physical examination when I joined the army, the doctor even let out a cry when he saw it." So proud~
"Male doctor or female doctor?" Jin Shu sat up straight, she only cared about this.
"It's an old man."
Jin Shu breathed a sigh of relief, lazily sat back in his chair, and pretended to be magnanimous and said:
"It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl, I'll just say it casually."
"Oh, but there is another examination next, and I need to take off my clothes. The doctor-" Lin Yixuan paused.
Jin Shu sat up straight again, looking straight at him with eyes that were not as free and easy as before.
"It's the same old man, hahaha." Lin Yixuan successfully made Jin Shu laugh.
Jin Shu turned his head out of the car angrily, despising himself for not having seen the world, but as he pictured the physical examination in his mind, his curiosity was aroused again.
"So, during your physical examination, do you have a row of handsome young men standing in a row, all naked? I heard that the doctor even had to pull and pull... Is that such a thing?"
Lin Yixuan couldn't laugh anymore.
What's with her interested expression?
Jin Shu wanted to ask again, after all, it involved a blind spot in her knowledge, but being curious about everything ended up hurting her, and Captain Lin became angry with embarrassment.
He directly pressed her down on the seat and kissed her until she didn't know what to make of it.
...
"So, is there a row of handsome guys with no clothes on?"
Turning around, Zheng Xin listened curiously to Jin Shu's narration of this paragraph.
Captain Lin, who was having breakfast, twitched his ears.
The two women didn't know it yet, but their conversation had been overheard.
"I asked, but he didn't say anything and became angry -" Jin Shu subconsciously touched the corner of his mouth.
When Lin Erha got interested, she gnawed at it randomly and almost broke it.
"But I found out that the special operations will have physical examinations every once in a while, and they are all tall guys. Think about it, there are a lot of big guys over 1.8 meters tall!"
Lin Yixuan's ears moved again, oh, big boy? Still 1.8 meters?
Haha, it’s like no one is 1.8 meters tall! He is 1.86 meters tall, is he proud?
Isn’t this tall, well-dressed and handsome man full of masculinity enough for his wife to like?
Zheng Xin's blood boiled when she heard Jin Shu's description.
"Then will they be shirtless? They just come out of the examination room with clothes in hand, shirtless, showing their abdominal muscles, and then put on a random set of clothes!"
"It's not just the abdominal muscles. I've studied their training pants. The waistbands are very low. Maybe the mermaid lines can be seen."
Lin Yixuan slammed the soy milk bowl on the dining table with a dark face, and the soy milk burst out and landed on Sun Ying's hand.
Sun Ying picked up the fried dough sticks and swiped it at Lin Yixuan's hand.
"Hey! Old lady, are you going too far? Didn't you hear that she was about to go to the hospital to see what the mermaid line was like?"
"When you were a kid, you urinated in mud and made it look like a spaceship. You also said that you wanted to go up to heaven and become an astronaut. Didn't you also go up? It was just talk, but it's not true."
Sun Ying stood by her daughter-in-law without any principle, ignored her son's dark expression, and said to Jin Shu.
"The next time they conduct a physical examination, they will notify you in advance."
"Mom, why didn't I know you still had the potential to be a royal wife?!" Lin Yixuan was greatly shocked.
"Who is Mrs. Wang?" Sun Ying didn't understand.
"In Water Margin, the old lady who introduced Pan Jinlian to be with the high official Ximen."
As a result of being mean-mouthed, I was spanked again by my own mother.
"I'll give you the dough sticks to make you Wu Dalang. I'm so tall and you'll hate me every day."
Lin Yixuan stood up, very good, there is no love in this family, he has become black.
He looked at the plate of fried dough sticks with a sinister look, and he was ready to spit on it a few times, hoping that if he had a hard time, everyone else would not have a hard time.
Jin Shu grabbed the plate with quick hands and eyes, and Sun Ying also tacitly closed the soy milk bucket with the lid.
We have been together for a long time, and we all have a tacit understanding.
"When I said the notice, I wanted to help the single female employees in the factory solve their personal problems. On the day of your physical examination, we will gather the single female employees from several factories together and we will also do the physical examination and let the girls and boys look at each other. , is there anything suitable?”
Sun Ying has been studying in the factory these days and has developed some leadership thinking.
Jin Shu and Zheng Xin immediately clapped their hands and agreed, this is possible.
"Married women and those in a relationship are not allowed to go." Lin Yixuan looked at Jinshu, wanting to see the mermaid thread. He went back to the house and closed the door, but he let her see as much as she could.
The landline at home rang at the right time, and Lin Yixuan went to answer the phone.
It was a cross-border call from Yu Ruiyan.
"Your wife——?" Lin Yixuan snorted, "She is discussing with my wife about seeing a man without clothes."
"Damn!!!" Yu Ruiyan suddenly felt a green cloud covering his head.
He had only been out for a few days, what happened!
"Go aside, stop talking nonsense!" Jin Shu pushed Lin Yixuan away and took the phone.
On the other end of the phone, Yu Ruiyan kept roaring.
"Where's Zheng Xin! Call her over! Tell her clearly what's going on without clothes!"
"Just listen to his nonsense. How is the situation over there?"
"There is good news and there is bad news, which one do you want to hear?"
"OK."
"The good news is that our family got back the equity from Yu Hongwu, the company's funds were unfrozen in advance, and you are the rich second generation again."
"What's the bad news?"
