A serious magician would cover something with a red cloth and lift it up, and the thing inside would either disappear or turn into something else.
An unscrupulous magician with a dirty mind would cover things with red cloth and threaten to break the contents into pieces if they didn't satisfy him.
Although Jinshu despised his shameless behavior, she still compromised in order to protect her porcelain.
"You put on your clothes."
"What clothes?" Lin Yixuan could only think about taking off his clothes now. If he wasn't allowed to do it, he could just take a look.
If you don't take off your clothes, what clothes should you change into?
"Military uniforms, I want military uniforms, complete sets!" Jinshu said with starry eyes.
He wears training clothes most of the time and rarely wears regular clothes.
"Why?" It's so late at night, why are you wearing formal clothes?
"Why are you one hundred thousand? Do you still want the reward? Hurry up and change it!"
Jin Shu opened the closet, took out his regular clothes and stuffed them into his arms, then pushed him to the bathroom, "Let's go!"
After putting away the porcelain, Lin Yixuan also came out of the bathroom.
Brown-green autumn and winter casual clothes, stand-up lapels, single-breasted. The epaulettes with two silver stars on a yellow background and red stripes, and his two long legs wrapped in straight military trousers, filled his face with a majestic air.
Jin Shu's eyes lit up and he handed over the hat.
"It's late at night, so it's not that big of a deal..."
Lin Yixuan couldn't figure out what his wife was doing. She was wearing leather shoes and a hat at home, which was too much.
"Comrade Lin Yixuan, come out!" Jin Shu said with a serious expression.
"Daughter-in-law, what are you doing-"
Jin Shu frowned angrily, put his hands on his waist, and showed off his non-existent belly, pretending to be official.
"I am now the officer who is giving you the award. Do you understand that you have to show a formal attitude toward me?"
"I got it - yes, sir!" Under his wife's sharp glance, Lin Yixuan resisted the urge to complain and cooperated with her acting.
Jin Shu nodded with satisfaction and looked around him. He became more and more satisfied with this tall man, his figure, and his momentum.
What unreliable officer would wander around people? Lin Yixuan complained in his heart, but kept his expression serious. He would be scratched if he ruined his wife's elegance, although this elegance was a bit strange.
"Is that okay?" Lin Yixuan wanted to take off his hat, but Jin Shu glared at him.
"I haven't awarded the award yet! Take a break!"
He sighed helplessly in his heart and did as she asked. Jin Shu looked left and right and felt that something was missing.
"That one, with your hands behind your back, how can you shout a slogan?"
"Stand astride!" He showed her.
He shouted commands so domineeringly, Jin Shuxingxingxing was made handsome by the rush of hormones.
With such a tough husband by your side, why should you chase stars? It feels so good to see your husband up close.
"Stand astride!" Jin Shu imitated his command, and he followed her movements with her slogan.
Lin Yixuan's movements are standard and can be used as a model. His posture is upright and his momentum is strong.
Jin Shu just looked at it and felt it was not enough. He touched his chest with his hand and patted his chest muscles. He was so happy.
Lin Yixuan remained standing, staring directly at the ceiling, standing straighter than a sculpture, and allowed the "chief" wearing cartoon slippers to move his hands up and down.
"In recognition of your heroic performance in catching thieves during the day, this commander has decided to award you a Hero Medal!"
Jin Shu rummaged around in his pocket and took out a piece of White Rabbit toffee.
"This medal is too shabby..." Lin Yixuan couldn't laugh or cry.
"You should salute! And say the award speech!" she corrected seriously.
"An award speech?!"
"Just say..." Jin Shu tilted his head and thought for a moment, "Subjugate thieves for the people, win in special battles, and then snap and give a military salute."
She remembered that there seemed to be a section on TV where awards were given to soldiers.
"Catching two little thieves won't lead to such a mess, it's all such a mess..."
The sound disappeared in Jin Shu's raised hand.
"Should I beat your daughter?" Jin Shu gestured to her belly with her hand. She had a "hostage" in her belly, so she was still worried about not having a strong man to perform for her?
Lin Yixuan, be honest, okay, as long as you are happy as a pregnant woman.
He read the award speech as she requested, then raised his hand and gave a standard military salute.
Damn, he's so damn handsome, Jin Shu roared in his heart, but he still maintained the majesty of "sir" on his face and nodded pretendingly.
"Are you satisfied?" he asked with fond eyes.
"Well, it's not bad." She decided to take a look at it every now and then to satisfy her eye cravings.
"What about my reward? It won't be just a piece of candy, right?"
"That's the reward when you turn on the light." Jin Shu put his hand on the switch, twitching the corner of his mouth, and the room fell into darkness.
The man who stood upright was pushed onto the bed by her, and the soft mattress sank deeply.
Then she pounced.
"Next, is the reward after the lights are turned off."
"No, wife, please restrain yourself. It's not yet three months old. Although I want to do it too, but -"
His incoherent voice disappeared under her soft fingers.
"Shhh! From now on, don't let me hear any disappointing words. With your charming thin lips, just be responsible and scream."
She said the last sentence against his lips.
"???" Shouldn't this line belong to him?
Lin Yixuan didn't dare to move. His wife was like a bully possessed. She took off his clothes when she came up. It was the military uniform that was missing, but it was probably something else. She was going to tear it apart.
"Child, child..." Lin Yixuan's eyes suddenly widened. What were her hands doing? ! ! !
"Don't worry, I know better than you. I'll just kiss and touch you. I won't do anything else."
"..."
Reward time, don’t disturb me.
The next day, Lin Yixuan went out in a dashing and heroic manner, and when he met Chen Chen, he broke into a big smile.
"Mom, good morning."
"Uh, okay." Chen Chen was shaken by the too bright smile. When he came to his senses, Lin Yixuan had already gone downstairs refreshed.
"What aroused Yixuan?" Chen Chen entered the room and asked Jin Shu.
"It's nothing, he may be in a good mood."
As for why she was in a good mood...she couldn't tell her mother, it was too satisfying to be "praised" by her after turning off the lights.
Fortunately, Chen Chen didn't continue to ask questions, and just assumed that Lin Yixuan was in a good mood because he was going to attend the city's commendation meeting in the evening.
The sequelae of the commendation are not small. Jinshu's mouth and hands are sore now, but she is in a good mood.
In the evening, there was a commendation ceremony held in the auditorium in the city, and she was able to watch Lin Yixuan take the stage from the front row.
Although I already watched it once last night, I can’t watch it too many times as it is a happy and eye-catching activity that stimulates dopamine secretion.
After Chen Chen collected the antiques yesterday, he felt a little better and planned to continue selling the stall today.
Jin Shu had nothing to do and followed his mother out of the stall. Just after sitting there for a while, the phone he brought with him rang.
"Hey, Uncle Chu, what's the matter? What? Granny Xiaoye came to the team to make trouble with you, and she complained about me?"
