"People inside, listen, I am Yu Jinshu, do you want to see me?"
Jinshu took the loudspeaker and shouted inside.
Lin Yixuan stood next to her, observing the situation in the villa with a telescope.
Old lady Yu was tied to a chair. Behind the chair, a man squatted half-crouched behind old lady Yu.
After confirming that it was Jin Shu himself who followed Mrs. Yu, she started shouting.
"You come in!"
"I am a wild girl who you recognized halfway, are you sure that I am worth more than the glittering old lady in your hand?"
Jin Shu's words made the gangster shaken.
"Let her in! My son likes her the most, and he wants to give her shares and money. My son bought this house for her!" Mrs. Yu shouted at the top of her lungs.
"One is my biological mother, and the other is my daughter whom I recognized halfway. Which one is more valuable?" Jin Shu continued to shout with a loudspeaker.
"Taking a step back, my dad is indeed okay with me, but how much money will he give to a married daughter? The water thrown out by a married daughter is even thrown away by me!"
After Jin Shu shouted, the gangster raised his hand and slapped Mrs. Yu.
"Smelly old woman, you lied to me!"
Mrs. Yu was scared, angry and in pain.
A married daughter throws away the water. The daughter cannot inherit the family property, and the grandson is the real heir apparent.
These rubbish thoughts were all what Old Madam Yu had said to Hongwen before.
Jinshu is used to silence the gangsters, and there is a hint of rationality in the irony.
"Brother robber, do you still want me to go in? I'm not as valuable as her!" Jin Shu added, fearing that the world would not be in chaos, "My second uncle said, if you let me go, he will give your family 1 million." , dollars!”
"Who is your second uncle?" The gangster was moved when he heard the $1 million.
They committed crimes in a gang, robbed and killed so many drivers, robbed cars and robbed money, which was only a few hundred thousand, or RMB.
"My second uncle is Mr. Yu Hongwu, a well-known entrepreneur. He is a bit cheap, but he is rich! I will call him now. Can you tell him?"
"You hit me in front of me, don't try to do any tricks!"
Jinshu took the big brother from Yu Hongwen. Yu Hongwen was a little anxious when he saw her talking to the gangster like a funny cat or dog.
"what are you doing?"
Jin Shu made a shushing gesture. The matter has been left to her to handle. Anyone else waiting should shut up automatically.
The call was connected quickly, Jin Shu pressed the speakerphone and revealed his home.
"I am Yu Jinshu, your... second uncle."
The corner of Lin Yixuan's mouth twitched, this sentence was too awesome.
There was silence on the other end of the phone, and he probably didn't respond.
"Your beloved old mother has been kidnapped by robbers. You only need to pay 1 million US dollars to save her. Do you want to pay for it?"
"...Are you sick?" Yu Hongwu was about to hang up the phone after cursing.
"Whoever hangs up the phone will give birth to a son without anus! You hang up, you have the ability to hang up! After you hang up, your anus will start talking, and you will spit shit out when you talk."
There was no movement on the other end of the phone.
The criminal police captain next to Lin Yixuan was amazed.
"Captain Lin, what does the English sentence my sister-in-law said mean?"
"Well, usually wicked people are blessed with missing organs in the next generation?" Lin Yixuan originally wanted to say Pi Yanzi, but considering the impact on his wife's image, he beautified it a little.
Are there human organs used for excretion? Except Yu Hongwu and his son, they don’t have them. Everyone has them. My wife, tell me what they can do!
"What are you going to do?" Yu Hongwu's voice betrayed his emotions, and he was very angry.
"I told you, your mother was kidnapped by robbers. Let's collect some money to get her. How much do you think your mother is worth? She just told me that not only did your son not have anus, but you yourself also have two Anus, if you don’t save her, she will print 1,000 small cards and hand them out to everyone. Second uncle, please save your mother!"
"Save your father and let her die!"
Yu Hongwu had experience this time and hung up the phone without waiting for Jin Shu to scold him.
It is estimated that from answering the phone to hanging up, the brain cannot react.
Lin Yixuan can even imagine Yu Hongwu's psychological activities on the other side of the ocean at this moment: What a dirty business war!
Jin Shu hung up the phone. Showing regret at the villa.
"Sorry, Mr. Robber~ As you heard, this old woman's little son thinks she's not worth a penny."
"Asshole! Unfilial son! I hurt him for nothing!" Mrs. Yu collapsed and started crying inside.
Jinshu just wants to drive a wedge between the mother and son and disgust them with all his strength.
When the old lady Yu cried, the robber slapped her again. The old lady stopped moving. I don't know whether she fainted from fright or was knocked unconscious.
"Her son doesn't take money, you take money! Give money to my family, I want to see you give money!"
"One million US dollars... This old lady is not worth it. Otherwise, 100 yuan, okay?"
"You bitch, are you kidding me?" The robber was angered by Jin Shu. He felt that this woman was not following the rules.
During the police negotiations, they all coaxed him not to hurt the hostages and asked him to make any demands.
This woman came up and used a loudspeaker to provoke him, lest he could not kill the hostage.
"I'm not kidding you, brother, I'm very sincere. Look at that old lady, she has thick skin and wrinkles all over her face, and Goubuli's buns are not as round as her head~" Jin Shu sang Allegro with a trumpet.
This operation can be said to be smooth and invincible. Not to mention that the robbers have never seen it before, even the well-trained rescuers are confused.
The more she acted unconventionally, the less the robbers inside dared to kill the old lady, and they even began to suspect that Yu Jinshu might be a lunatic - would a normal person talk like this?
The robber leaned out half of his body, wanting to take a closer look. Wasn't she really a girl dragged over from a mental hospital?
"Captain Lin, is your wife so naughty at home?" the criminal police captain asked.
"I'm more stable at home, but now it's... pregnancy reaction." Lin Yixuan gave his wife a reason.
The sniper reported that the gangster, who was confused by Jin Shuzheng, had entered the shooting range.
Through the intercom, he signaled Lin Yixuan to ask his sister-in-law to stabilize the output, and the robber would be fine if he straightened his waist a little more.
Lin Yixuan faced her silent mouth and made a quick decision!
Jin Shu was done playing, so he cleared his throat and enlarged his moves.
"You are so anxious to ask us to send money to your family. Why, your child was born to your wife and Lao Wang next door, and you are anxious to raise a son for Lao Wang? No, no, no, I can't humiliate Mrs. Ling like this. I am the most particular person. Men and women have equal rights. You are guilty of a heinous crime but your wife is innocent. Captain, what do you think we should do in this situation?"
Jin Shu said that the cross talk was boring, so he dragged Lin Yixuan up and had a cross talk.
Lin Shanren did not disappoint her and played steadily.
"Instead of humiliating his wife, let's humiliate him - is it possible that the one inside likes a man, and he loves Lao Wang? Okay, next I will sing a special love song for you, the special you, dedicated to Lao Wang next door."
"Fuck you, you two are insane!" The robber stood up and pulled the trigger regardless of the range.
At that moment, snipers from two directions fired at the same time.
Jin Shu saw the robber falling, curiously poked his head in, and muttered to himself.
"Have you hit the head? Is there a scene of brains bursting? Lin Yixuan, why are you blocking me? I want to see it!"
"Daughter-in-law, please stop looking at scenes that are not conducive to prenatal education."
