For dinner, Yu Ruiyan wanted to invite the whole family out for dinner.
Because I'm not sure if my brother-in-law has finished "teaching him a lesson".
But Lin Yixuan called and invited the whole family, including Zheng Xin, to come to his house for dinner and he would cook.
When everyone came over to take a look, there were four large iron helmets from the army on the table, filled with overflowing noodles.
"... Lin Yixuan, are you going to treat us to this thing?" Yu Ruiyan complained in disgust.
"The noodles are a bit plain, but we have all the dishes." Lin Yixuan came out with the plate.
On the plate are neatly arranged cucumber shreds, radish shreds, bean sprouts, green garlic, minced celery, edamame, and peas, authentic Beijing dishes.
"I'll go! What happened to your face?" Yu Ruiyan exclaimed when he saw Lin Yixuan's face.
"Fight the cat and let the cat scratch you."
"Mom and Dad! Come and see the peep show! Your good son-in-law is disfigured!"
Everyone on the sofa looked over.
I saw Lin Yixuan's angular face, with a piece of medical tape on the left and right sides, and one on his tall nose.
"Why don't you cover your whole face? By then, Hollywood's "The Mummy" will have to ask you to star in it. They asked me to invest in it at the beginning of the year, but I didn't agree."
"It's not like we don't have our own culture, so when we're full, we can invest in making mummies in country A for Old M?" Yu Hongwen stared at his son-in-law's face.
His son-in-law's looks and strength are more than enough to play a mummy with explosive fighting prowess.
It’s not that conditions don’t allow it, it’s that we have the heart of a Chinese dragon!
"Who has scratched the other between you and my sister? You wouldn't let her hold her down and beat you, right?" Yu Ruiyan felt more and more suspicious the more he looked at her.
Where did the cat come from in the family home?
How high is the martial arts level for a cat to scratch Lin Yixuan's face like this?
"Where is my sister?" Yu Ruiyan suddenly thought that he had not seen his sister since he entered the door.
The three elders on the sofa straightened up in unison and looked over.
"You're a scumbag, you're not going to beat my sister until she can't get out of bed, are you?"
"That's not the case." Lin Yixuan was calm and collected.
The punishment with a stick was "100 million points", but he couldn't get out of bed, which is really an exaggeration.
The bedroom door opened, and everyone looked over.
Jin Shu's face was flushed, and her complexion looked good, but she was covering her face a bit tightly.
"Aren't you hot in wearing so much?" Yu Ruiyan stared at his sister's turtleneck sweater. Is this the case in the house?
"I'm happy." Jin Shu replied in a hoarse voice.
This voice gave her a reasonable explanation for her dress. The elders looked at it and thought, oh, you have a cold?
Yu Ruiyan touched his chin, looked at his brother-in-law, whose face was covered with medical tape, and then at his sister, who had gone through the winter early. Could it be that these two were biting each other?
Jin Shu walked to the table and Lin Yixuan pulled out a chair for her. She sat down slowly without even looking at Lin Erha.
It's not like she was biting at her, Lin Yixuan used dirty tricks to force her to write a self-criticism. After finishing the brochure, the more she thought about it, the angrier she became.
When he wasn't paying attention, he pounced on him and bit him hard several times.
Her teeth marks were all over his face.
Not to be outdone, Lin Yixuan pinned the man down and sucked strawberry marks all over his body.
No one should have an easy time if he plays the main role. Different paths lead to the same goal.
With such a fuss, time has passed.
Lin Yixuan originally wanted to make a table of dishes but it was too late, so he made a quick wit and made Beijing fried noodles, euphemistically called "Missing Hometown".
"Are you okay?" Zheng Xin looked at Jin Shu worriedly.
"What can I do? It's not a big deal." Jin Shuben wanted to show off and crossed his legs.
But whenever I move, a certain overused part will ache.
He glared at Lin Yixuan calmly, why didn't this shameless guy show his skin to him!
"Here, let me pick one up." Lin Yixuan stood up and replaced the wine with a drink.
"Today, Comrade Yu Jinshu bravely fought against the gangsters. Before reinforcements arrived, he ignored his own safety and played Maoist roulette with the gangsters. This behavior is worthy of reflection and should be taught as a negative teaching material to the next generation and serve as a warning. of."
Lin Yixuan's opening remarks made Zheng Xin confused.
"Captain Lin, are you praising my boss, or are you criticizing my boss?"
"You have to look at the problem dialectically. This kind of behavior is too dangerous. Children must not imitate her."
"Ha." Jin Shu crossed his arms and watched him pretend quietly.
"Now, please give Comrade Yu Jinshu a few words." After Lin Yixuan finished speaking, he wanted to sit down.
Jin Shu had quick hands and quick eyes and quickly removed his chair.
Fortunately, Lin Yixuan has practiced, but anyone else would have fallen flat on his face.
Captain Lin was so angry that his Dantian was filled with anger, and he made a strong horse stance, as steady as a mountain.
That's it, I didn't forget to give Jin Shu a look. That expression seemed to say, your core strength is very stable, right?
Jinshu rolled his eyes at him and spoke reluctantly.
"I was wrong."
"Do you dare next time?" Lin Yixuan was obviously dissatisfied with her perfunctory words.
"I dare you next time."
"Comrade Yu Jinshu, pay attention to your attitude!"
Jin Shu started sucking the noodles and deliberately made a loud noise in order to anger Lin Yixuan.
"Shall I add two spoons of mustard to your noodles?" Lin Yixuan threatened fiercely.
Sun Ying lowered her voice and bit her ear with the dumbfounded Chen Chen.
"Does it look like he's a coward who knows how to beat his wife?"
After holding back so much energy, he came up with the "torture" of adding two spoons of mustard. He was really "cruel".
"Old lady, do you want to remain silent, or do you want to add two more spoons?" Lin Yixuan looked at his mother.
Sun Ying picked up a green onion and whipped him.
"You're done, aren't you? My daughter-in-law hasn't complained about you being too slow to save people, but you're in high spirits!"
Jinshu nodded vigorously while sucking the noodles, yes, yes.
"Our speed is already fast enough. If I were to go slower, she would have finished firing a round of bullets at someone!"
"That's a bit dangerous..." Sun Yingguang felt scared even thinking about that scene, "Little Shu, don't play like that next time, it's too dangerous."
"You took away Yixuan's work, what is he doing?" Yu Hongwen also advised.
"Your dad was so scared that he took antihypertensive medicine when he went home. We really can't play like this anymore." Chen Chen also joined the crusade.
Amidst the caring scoldings of everyone, Jin Shu finished the bowl of noodles with soybean paste.
"Have another bowl." Jin Shu handed the empty bowl to Lin Yixuan and ordered him grandly.
"How about a statement?" Lin Yixuan looked very backbone. He did not have any bottom line in doting on his wife.
"Okay, isn't this all just to tie me up? From now on... I'll just handle it as appropriate."
Jin Shu knew that he had brought the whole family here just to fill the fear in her heart.
How can a person with ties easily fall into the abyss?
She will never become someone like Li He. Even without Lin Yixuan, she still has many family members who care about her.
Although his method was a bit cliché and verbose, Jin Shu admitted that it was indeed effective.
Lin Yixuan accepted it as soon as he could. Knowing that this was the biggest promise Jin Shu could make, he stopped mentioning it. After all, he didn't really want to sleep on the floor.
He stood up and served her noodles, and then diligently prepared the noodles for her.
Yu Ruiyan clicked his tongue a few times and complained loudly to Zheng Xin.
