Sun Ying looked at Lin Yixuan, who was fully armed, in disbelief. What is this? !
He was holding an AK, wearing a military watch and a military coat, and had a toothpick in his mouth - he originally wanted to hold a cigarette, but his wife wouldn't let him.
"Is this the 'small commodity' you exchanged for? What is this!" Sun Ying was dumbfounded.
"Scrap steel!" Jin Shu answered more implicitly.
If these things are brought back to the country, they are called weapons and equipment.
But if here, it is collectively called "scrap steel", this is not a name invented by her, it is called that by the locals.
"Scrap steel recyclers" from all over the world gather together, all for scrap steel.
Sun Ying's nose moved. What did it smell like?
Lin Yixuan, who was fully armed, was still posing, Jin Shu pointed at him, and here, it smells like him!
Sun Ying leaned forward, pinched his nose and took two steps back.
"Did he fall into the wine vat? How much did he drink?"
Lin Yixuan's steps were steady and not swaying, his face did not change color, neither red nor white, he looked just like usual, but he smelled of alcohol.
"I blew two bottles of vodka with the scrap metal seller at the scrap steel market, and blew another bottle with someone from the freight company. I didn't sleep all night, and I was very excited... "Jinshu explained briefly.
"Master Tianma, do you no longer want to live?" Sun Ying was startled.
Blowing vodka into the bottle, does this mean you live longer?
Jin Shu recalled the scene last night with lingering fear.
She was afraid that something might happen if she drank, so she brought anti-alcohol and liver-protecting medicine from China and gave it to Lin Yixuan in advance.
But when you really drink it, this battle is still frightening.
"I didn't expect people here to drink so much..."
As soon as Jin Shu finished speaking, he was hugged by Lin Yixuan.
The strong smell of alcohol sprayed on her face, and Lin Yixuan's eyes were as deep as ink.
"Woman, you praise other men for their fierceness in front of me, huh?"
He pinched her chin and said the last word "um".
From a loyal dog to a domineering boss, all it takes is three bottles of vodka.
Sun Ying was dumbfounded.
Is this still her son?
Jin Shu was too embarrassed to tell her mother-in-law.
Lin Yixuan came back last night, stood on the chariot, and sang military songs to her for half the night.
That's right, it's the forward, forward, forward one.
He was so arrogant on the territory of a fighting nation. If he hadn't been given a lot of guns and ammunition when he bought a tank, and he was fully armed, I think a few people would have attacked him in the morning.
"He drank too much..." He hasn't sobered up yet.
"Huh? Woman, don't challenge my bottom line. Where's the wine? Bring it! Brother, let me show you what it means to not get drunk after a thousand cups."
Lin Yixuan's deep and hoarse voice is a bit sexy in it.
If you don't analyze this silly line, it's really a bit charming.
"Yes, yes, you didn't drink too much. The Great Wall will never fall. Yixuan has a great drinking capacity!" Jinshu patted her a few times in comfort, and Lin Yixuan nodded with satisfaction.
Sun Ying pointed to her nose and asked, "Do you know me?"
Lin Yixuan looked at her sharply and tugged at her thin lips, which made Jin Shu's heart tremble.
This guy wouldn't go and lift his mother's chin up, stare at the boss, and say "huh?" to someone who deserves a beating, right?
"You are my respected mother, the great working class, and a simple screw in the process of national rejuvenation."
This is like the award speech at the model worker commendation conference at the end of the year. It is said in such a domineering tone, and the comedy effect is full.
Sun Ying babbled twice. Although he was praised by his son, why couldn't he be happy...
Lin Yixuan seemed to feel that this description was not accurate enough. He looked at Sun Ying up and down with a leering attitude and added:
"Mom, you are just a rusty screw. You are not active at work. You drink tea and read newspapers. You are not doing your job well, huh?"
Jin Shu pursed his lips and turned around in pain.
No, she couldn't hold it in anymore, she really wanted to laugh.
Sun Ying picked up a pillow and threw it at it.
"Whether I work well or not is none of your business!"
Jin Shu also didn't expect that Lin Yixuan would be like this after drinking too much.
It is said that alcohol is a magic mirror. Alcohol will reveal your true colors.
The benevolent are more benevolent, and the evil are more hateful.
I have seen men who look like dogs in ordinary times, who drink too much, act crazy, and beat their wives.
This one of hers turned into a domineering boss after drinking it. He hugged her and gnawed it all over. After gnawing it, he even swore how much he cared about her and howled a military song to her for half the night.
After singing, praise her all the time, from beginning to end until she is indescribable, and even smile evilly after finishing the praise.
Woman, my love for you is as pure as my love for my faith. Are you moved?
Jin Shu: She didn’t dare to “move”. She really didn’t dare to move.
If the answer to any of these sentences is not correct, the man who drank too much may have something wrong with him...
Jin Shu and his mother-in-law fooled together and finally coaxed Lin Yixuan to lie down and sleep for a while. He had to take the train back at night. If he didn't sleep for a while, he might not be able to survive.
"Why do you drink so much? The chariot has been replaced?" Sun Ying asked.
She had never seen her son drink too much, but now that she saw him, it turned out to be this way.
How to describe it... magnifying his love?
"The replacement was completed, and it went more smoothly than I expected."
Jin Shu is fighting against Lin Yixuan's equipment. She has to take off these guys.
As soon as she touched the gun, Lin Yixuan immediately opened his eyes, and Jin Shu smiled awkwardly at him:
"Seeing a dragon removes its armor, I am a dragon."
"Oh, woman, I like your straightforwardness and initiative!" Lin Yixuan closed his eyes with satisfaction and let her take it off.
Sun Ying's mouth twitched, but she had to admire her daughter-in-law's intelligence.
Only she can make such colorful slogans with her second-rate son, right?
Jin Shu finally removed all the dangerous items on his body, and he was sweating from exhaustion.
Then I told my mother-in-law what happened last night.
Last night, she and Lin Yixuan left the hotel and went straight to the local "container market", which is an underground trading market composed of various materials shipped in containers.
Jin Shu has never been here before. She heard from someone in her previous life that this kind of container market is very popular and you can buy everything in it.
Because he was so short of money, all kinds of military supplies could be purchased there. Jin Shu thought it would take a little effort to find the seller.
It turned out that she had thought too much.
Some soldiers exchanged AK for cans, one for each can, and a piece of compressed biscuit can be exchanged for a military telescope.
When they arrived, they happened to catch up with the local station selling "scrap steel". There were dedicated people in charge of publicity, which was similar to the big sales in shopping malls in later generations.
The matter of Jin Shuhui and Mao Yu could no longer be hidden. She communicated with him familiarly in front of Lin Yixuan, and then was led to the weapons warehouse.
Lin Yixuan exchanged two bottles of vodka with others, and exchanged them for a car of cans and US$5,000 in exchange for three of the latest tanks, plus a bunch of "gifts."
Jin Shu’s original plan was to replace two cars, and the extra car was bought by Lin Yixuan.
With his extraordinary drinking capacity, he drank down the most capable fighting nation.
Jin Shu overfulfilled the task and Sun Ying was stunned.
"That...easy?"
How come it sounds like her going to the market to buy cabbage?
Jin Shu patted her on the shoulder and said something sincere.
