Jin Shu opened the package and revealed the urn inside.
A small wooden box, square, with a line of large characters engraved on it: The soul flies away on a crane, and righteousness comes on the wind.
The appearance of this thing at home was already very scary, but Jin Shu thought it was not effective enough, so he opened the lid of the box, became angry and said loudly:
"Taitai, please give me justice!"
After saying that, he stretched out his hand, grabbed a handful of white unknown gray matter, and waved it towards Lin Meili and Lin Luo.
"Those who bully my family, accept the judgment of Tai Nai! Let me, Tai Nai, destroy you on behalf of the moon!"
"Poof!" The watermelon Sun Ying had just eaten squirted out, and her nose was choked with watermelon juice. She coughed violently and it was so painful.
Jin Shu reached out to Sun Ying with her white hands, wanting to pat her.
Sun Ying jumped so high, swooped to the corner, shook her head like a rattle, "Don't come over!"
Lin Meili and Lin Luo were caught off guard by Jinshu. Their faces were stained by this thing. They were so frightened that they screamed and ran away without caring about their image.
They ran in front, Jin Shu chased behind, shaking his white hands and mumbling:
"Didn't you say you need the elders to speak? The elders are here~Don't leave~~"
Those two people didn't walk, they ran.
One of Lin Meili's shoes ran away and she didn't dare to pick it up.
Jin Shu scared people away and went back to the house laughing.
"Master Tianma, what are you doing?" Sun Ying kept her posture close to the wall, not caring about maintaining the image of a mother-in-law in front of her daughter-in-law.
Jinshu put his hand into the urn again, trying to grab it again, and said in a vague voice: "Mom, please promise me in front of my mother-in-law that you won't be angry with me. Let's make peace."
Sun Ying was so frightened that her hair stood on end, and she nodded repeatedly.
"I'm not angry with you anymore, please stop playing with this thing - wait a minute, how come you are so cute?"
Sun Ying reacted.
Jin Shu took out his hand from the box with a smile, shook it from side to side, and showed it to his mother-in-law.
"It's flour, Fuqiang flour."
Sun Ying was silent.
As soon as Zhang Shuiling entered the house, a shoe flew towards her, but she narrowly dodged it.
I saw Aunt Ying, who was usually serious, with bare feet and one slipper in her right hand. The other slipper fell next to Shuiling.
"Little bastard! Stop!" Sun Ying chased Jin Shu with his slippers.
Shui Ling couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear.
Sun Ying loves Jin Shu so much on weekdays. It is not an exaggeration to say that he regards her as his own daughter. Why did he suddenly take action?
Conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are very common, and this is normal behavior.
Not many people do it in person.
Looking at Jin Shu again, he was not afraid of being chased by his mother-in-law with slippers. He hid with a smile and muttered:
"Mom, why are you regretting it in front of my grandma? You said you were reconciled with me."
"How dare you talk about your daughter-in-law!" Sun Ying rushed to her daughter-in-law's side and tapped her butt twice moderately with her slippers. After the tapping, Sun Ying was happy and so was Jin Shu.
"You should follow Lin Yixuan's example. You are such a good girl, but you have lost all appearance." Sun Ying was angry and funny. She looked at Jin Shu's white hands and burst out laughing.
This is really not a quarrel with Jinshu.
"I learned everything from him, can't I be self-taught? Maybe I have a special talent for pranks?" Jinshu wanted to hold Sun Ying's arm, but Sun Ying pushed her away in disgust.
"Wash your hands quickly and don't touch me with your dirty little paws."
Zhang Shuiling couldn't understand the situation in front of him. What was going on with the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law?
Why does she think that Aunt Ying and her sister-in-law became closer after she trained her?
Although he was nice to Jin Shu before, he always treated her a bit like a guest. With Jin Shu's move of "calling me too titty", the distance suddenly got closer.
This is how family members get along with each other, politely and always a little off-putting.
Sun Ying sat there, getting more and more amused as she thought about it.
It's been a long time since anyone joked with her like this, Xiao Shu is really...
However, Sun Ying quickly thought that Jin Shu was not a fool, and she could not buy an urn just for a prank.
This box is probably useful.
But what's the use? Sun Ying couldn't think of it for a moment.
Shui Ling came over to report today's work to Jin Shu. An inspection team came to the food factory today, and the leader was a majestic old handsome guy. Chen Guodong was walking around, flattering like a pug.
"As old as you are, how can you still be handsome?" Sun Ying interjected.
"He's really handsome. Have you seen Shanghai Beach? He's like Xu Wenqiang, with his hair slicked back. People say he wears tens of thousands watches and smells like money. By the way, he also told Yu Tingmei After a few words, I leaned over to listen, and Yu Tingmei said bad things about you."
"Me?" Jin Shu pointed to himself, why does she still have a role in the scene?
The handsome old man Shui Ling was talking about was probably Mr. Yu, a distant relative of the Yu family.
"Well, I heard him claim to be your distant relative and asked how you were doing. Yu Tingmei was full of farts and said that you had a square face, were unruly, and had gynecological diseases. I wanted to speak for you. Chen Guodong was squeezed away by me."
They really squeezed people away with their butts. Can you imagine an old man in his forties twisting the waist of a bucket to squeeze people away?
The more Zhang Shuiling thought about it, the angrier she became, but soon she started laughing proudly again.
"If you don't let me say it, I have a way to prove it. Sister-in-law, don't worry, I took it out on you!"
"Why are you so angry?" Jin Shu was curious.
"I stuffed your photo into his briefcase, and after the photo, I wrote a limerick!"
"???Where did you get my photo?"
"You were not at home in the morning, but Brother Wei from the photo studio came. He developed all the photos you took when you were catching the thugs. There were photos of you and Brother Lin, and photos of you alone. I picked one of you and Brother Lin. Brother Lin’s photo, with a poem written on the back!”
"What...?" Jin Shuxin said, isn't this nonsense? How expensive is it to develop a photo? Isn't it enough to feed a stranger?
"Who said that Yaomei has a square face, a colorful oval face, a harmonious husband and wife, a good reputation, and a reputation for being filial to her mother-in-law. If you want to ask who has gynecological disease, Yu Tingmei is in the food factory, Yu Tingmei!"
Shui Ling finished reading the poem she had written, feeling very satisfied.
The corners of Jin Shu's mouth twitched again and again.
Not only does this poem have no rhyme, it is of varying lengths, and its literary style is unclear... What is the purpose of this poem? !
"The content expressed is accurate. It's better to give me a picture to save Yu Tingmei from talking bad about my little book - show me the photo." Sun Ying couldn't wait to see the photo.
Shui Ling took out a brown paper bag, which contained dozens of photos taken by Lin Yixuan's comrades when they came to help.
"By the way, sister-in-law, the raw pork was delivered to the factory in the afternoon, a total of thirty tons. Chen Guodong sent Mr. Yu away to the warehouse to worry about the pork. I guess it hasn't come out yet. These thirty tons of meat can be processed for a lot of things. How are you going to deal with it?"
While admiring the beautiful photos of her and Lin Yixuan, Jin Shu pointed to the urn on the table.
"Here, let's use it to deal with it."
"It—oh my god! An urn?!"
My sister-in-law wants to use an urn to dispose of dozens of tons of cooked food?
