Cao thief is a kind of spirit,
Everyone wants to be a thief,
But not everyone can become a Cao thief.
Chen Luo felt that one day he might be able to touch that spiritual realm.
But all this is impossible...
squatting on the ground,
Bend your head,
Look down,
Every time I watch it,
Chen Luo felt like he had to take another twitch.
It still stings and hurts.
He had to accept the fact that
Not to mention becoming a Cao thief.
Nowadays, there is no chance to become a craftsman.
You can't shake anymore.
There's no toilet paper, either.
Then give it a try!
Fortunately, in the past month, Chen Luo has become more and more proficient.
He still remembers that when he first started, he wet his shoes every time.
There is no way to urinate into a pit.
I'm feeling better now,
The shoes are no longer wet.
Hey……
This pit has become a trap!
It's small enough to raise fish.
There is just one small shortcoming.
Maybe...because of side leakage?
Therefore, even if I wash myself every day, I always feel that the smell is still there.
Could it be...that this is a common problem among eunuchs?
…
Chen Luo is a time traveler.
Forget about traveling through time.
He also traveled through time and became a eunuch.
This is a place called the Great Zhou Dynasty. The place where he is located is where the palace and harem of the Great Zhou Dynasty are located.
The name of this body is also called Chen Luo.
There is no background.
Just a simple poor child.
The kind that can't survive.
I heard that being a eunuch can provide you with enough food.
So as soon as I knew that the palace was going to accept eunuchs, I signed up.
After all...if you die, you have nothing.
To live, at least to have a chance.
Isn't it just the two taels of meat?
If you give it up, let it go!
It's just that it's not easy to be a eunuch.
When we first recruited people, there were at least hundreds of them...
There's no way, if I wait until the predecessor, I'm afraid I won't be able to wait.
So this kid became cruel.
I found a pair of scissors and stabbed myself.
I remember that scene... I was so bloody.
The old eunuch in the cleansing room trembled when he saw this scene.
I decided on this predecessor right then and there.
The reason is: straightforward, neat, and ruthless!
This kind of person will definitely be able to get along in the harem.
If this is not included, it will be a waste of talent.
then……
This guy came in.
When Chen Luo received this memory, he couldn't help but give the child a thumbs up.
This is such a special talent!
Only talented people can be so cruel to themselves!
Anyway, I don’t have the courage.
that is……
I don’t have the courage, it’s my fault, I still want to make it worse for myself.
As for this big week...
In my memory, the Great Zhou Dynasty was very ordinary, no different from all dynasties, but the rise of the Emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty was quite interesting.
Originally, this throne did not belong to the current Emperor of Zhou Dynasty.
But he felt that the throne should be his.
It was his nephew [the emperor at that time] who tampered with the edict and usurped his throne.
So an event called the Battle of Apocalypse was launched.
They reached the imperial city in three days.
His nephew was so frightened that he ran away overnight.
I heard that no one has been found yet.
Chen Luo thought about it, isn't this plot exactly the same as that of Emperor Yongle?
Could it be that this Emperor of the Zhou Dynasty is called Zhu Di?
It turned out that Chen Luo thought too much,
The emperor of Zhou Dynasty was named Xiao...
right!
It's Xiao who has the most protagonists.
This is not a good thing.
Because this means that this world is no longer the world that I am familiar with.
There's no need to do anything like show off and slap someone in the face.
Of course.
You are a eunuch now, why are you pretending?
What kind of cool can you pretend to be?
Work hard and become a big landowner?
sorry,
You are a eunuch,
It’s useless!
Are you not afraid of hardships and hardships, have made great contributions to the Zhou Dynasty, and have been granted the title of Marquis and General?
sorry,
You are a eunuch,
It’s useless!
With your wisdom and vision beyond this era, you rebelled and became the Emperor of the Zhou Dynasty?
Sorry, this is really not possible!
Not to mention his past life, he was just an ordinary person.
That means he really became the Emperor of Zhou Dynasty.
That……
Sorry, you are still a eunuch,
You are still useless!
It's useless anyway, so what's there to struggle for?
Show it off.
The old eunuch Fu Zhong, who originally admired Chen Luo very much, wanted to send Chen Luo to Concubine Yang.
Concubine Yang is an incredible master.
It is said that he was particularly favored by the emperor and stayed at her place for a month in a row.
It is now the most popular juicer in the harem.
If Chen Luo was with her, this look would be better, at least he would be able to save a few years of struggle!
But Chen Luo didn't want to.
Although he is disabled.
What a heart-warming thing!
Now that Yang Guifei is so favored by the emperor, she will always encounter that kind of affectionate love, right?
Of course it's hard to say whether it's for love or not.
Or maybe you just want to calm down,
But as a eunuch...it's inevitable to serve, right?
yes!
It’s true that he is a eunuch!
But eunuchs also have dignity.
They can't beat themselves up like this over and over again, right?
Aren't you miserable?
Of course.
There is a more important reason.
This harem is not a safe place.
Chen Luo is also interested in The Legend of Zhen Huan.
How deep is the water?
There is no such thing as an evil spirit.
Can you survive?
Now Yang Guifei is favored.
But the people vying for favor are still there.
She is not just a concubine in such a huge harem.
If she accidentally gets cold one day, she, the little eunuch, will probably suffer a terrible disaster.
He is already a eunuch anyway.
Nothing matters anymore.
This is how it will be in this life.
Then show it off!
Just spend this life peacefully and strive to be a man in the next life!
The old eunuch Fu Zhong couldn't understand Chen Luo's choice.
I even think he wasted his talent.
Chen Luo wanted to tell him...he didn't even have eggs, so how could he have any talent?
But the old eunuch was kind to him.
Then... just be mute.
Fortunately, Fu Zhong still has some connections.
I feel that Chen Luo was brought in by himself after all, so I really can’t care less.
Finally, Chen Luo was sent to the Royal Library and became a cleaning eunuch, out of sight and out of mind.
Of course, it also means giving up on this guy.
But as soon as he heard that he was sent to the Library Pavilion, Chen Luo's eyes lit up on the spot.
This is a great place!
It has always been said in Zangshu Pavilion that dogs don’t even come.
You may not even see a single living person here for the rest of your life.
This is not a safe place to be.
A great place to spend the rest of your life?
Some emperors in the past would ask people to come over from time to time to find some books and bring them to read, but later there were fewer.
It seemed like reading a book would kill him.
Today's emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty is an emperor on horseback.
Reading a book is even more impossible...
This is better.
Emperor Zhou didn't like reading, so no one would come here, not even eunuchs.
This person comes less and less.
The better you can show off yourself.
The safer it is.
"Well, I have just turned eighteen now. According to the average age here, I am sixty years old.
I still have 42 years left,
After 42 years, I will be able to die! "
"fine!"
"Come on, Chen Luo! You can do it!"
Chen Luo took the broom and swept the palm-sized yard in front of him carelessly.
Ha~
He clapped his mouth.
He let out a deep yawn.
very nice!
Today is another lazy day.
He has decided!
Now go back and take a nap,
Wait until the yard is cleaned tomorrow...forget it, let's do it within a week.
After all, the yard is quite big!
[You yawned very comfortably, but it didn't do anything. Instead, you felt even sleepier...]
Chen Luo:? ? ?
what?
Why is there a line of words in front of me? ? ?
Father-in-law, am I hallucinating?
