Wei Jiusi came out of her mother's womb.
In the first month, she couldn't resist her instincts and ate and slept. She couldn't see clearly, let alone what kind of life she was living. That day she opened her eyes and was surprised to find that she could see clearly!
Quickly, let her see what kind of good family this great immortal will be reincarnated into this time. It is best that she can still eat, sleep, and spend money for entertainment!
Turning her dark eyes, she saw the gorgeous roof of the carriage. She should be lying in the carriage, with a thick mattress underneath her, very comfortable. Surrounded by a gorgeously dressed woman, she looked majestic. Gorgeous, so beautiful, she must be her mother. Look at her head full of jewels, she must be rich!
Wei Jiusi was very satisfied.
There were two maids beside the woman, and one of them said: "Miss, how could Miss Ruyunbiao do such a shameless thing? You are about to get married to your uncle while you are confinement in the village, and you even sent the wedding invitation. In your hands, miss, you are the real wife, what does it mean that she bypassed you and got married directly?"
"Miss, you treat Cousin Ruyun like a sister, and she actually does such a thing!" After saying this, another maid, Yunxiang, turned to the driver driving the car outside and said, "Why don't you hurry up and delay the time? All the etiquette over there will be over. Doesn’t this mean to humiliate the young lady to death?”
Wait, why does this plot look familiar?
Wei Jiusi was stunned. She lived two lives. In her first life, she was a powerful figure in the Immortal Sect. She could make soldiers by spreading beans and call for wind and rain. Because her cultivation reached its peak, no one could match her. In her second life, Heaven sent her to become a 21st century author with billions of dollars. The rich daughter, she usually spends money traveling around the world and reading novels, comics and TV series to pass the time. But how come the current plot is so similar to the plot in the fairy tale "The Peerless Demon Concubine Defies the Heavenly Adorable Treasure"?
What's more, Ruyun is the heroine of this book, and her mother Su Qingyuan is a cannon fodder control group, used to compare with the heroine and was stepped on by the heroine, and she is even more Tragic, he died just one month after he was born. Wait, are they on a carriage now?
Ouch, she remembered that she seemed to have died on the carriage home one month after she was born!
What is the original plot? Liu Ruyun and Prince Qi got married. In order to let her cousin make way for her marriage, Liu Ruyun deliberately asked someone to hand the wedding invitation to Su Qingyuan, taking the opportunity to let Su Qingyuan, who had just given birth, Hurrying back, Liu Ruyun secretly stuffed demon tokens into Su Qingyuan's car and revealed the matter to the three major sects in Yingchuan. The three sects thought that Su Qingyuan was a demon spy and was ambushing her in the car. There was an assassination attack on the road, and she died at this time!
No, she was just born, she hasn’t enjoyed the good life yet, she doesn’t want to die!
[Mother, mother, I don’t want to die! ! 】
Su Qingyuan was startled and subconsciously looked at the little dumpling wrapped in the quilt.
The carriage stopped abruptly. Before Yunxiang could ask, a strong wind hit, and the fine ebony roof was split open, revealing the sky above. At this moment, the sky was filled with monks, densely packed, and some stepped on flying swords. Someone was riding a mount, and a huge colorful fire phoenix pressed down behind everyone, bringing great power and force, forcing the two uncultivated girls Yun Xiang and Xi Xiang to lower their heads.
Wei Jiusi's eyes widened, staring at the people holding magic weapons with murderous expressions on their faces, and just wanted to say something.
【Stimulate! 】
In order to kill them, they even brought out the rare colorful fire phoenix in the world, and they couldn't help but die.
However, this is only limited to her former self. Now, don’t these people know what her old line of work is?
Haha~~
Su Qingyuan was very shocked. She suppressed her doubts and did not look at her daughter. Instead, she looked up at the sky: "I, Princess Qi, Su Qingyuan, what's going on with all the immortals?"
What's the matter? Of course something big happened!
An old man at the head yelled angrily: "Su Qingyuan, you are a spy of the demon clan. Today our three major sects join forces to kill demons and protect the right path!"
"Taoist Priest, I don't understand what you mean..."
"Master Qingyang, don't talk nonsense to her. The demon token is in her car. When I find it, I will let her die in peace!" Holding Fuchen, the Virgin of the Pond Lotus made a one-handed seal and immediately activated it. Wei Jiusi felt that he There was something underneath him that was trying to push outward.
"..."
After being convinced, he actually hid it under his body?
She subconsciously stretched out her hand to grab it, but her arms were too short to catch it. The thing emerged slowly, and the jade medal revealed a black section, filled with long black energy.
Su Qingyuan's face changed drastically. She never thought that there would be a demon token in her car, and it was still under her daughter's body. Who did it? !
She was frightened and angry, wishing she could tear the person who had put the blame into pieces, but the people in the Immortal Sect above her all smiled, as if this was indeed the case.
"Mother of the Pond Lotus, this person is indeed a demon spy. You and I must kill her carefully and don't let her escape..."
Before she finished speaking, she saw the baby's breasts squirming and finally grasping the exposed dark corner. She rubbed her tender hands slightly, and the black jade that was not fully exposed was rubbed in the palm of her hand. Turned into ashes and scattered in the wind.
Everyone:…
The demonic token that could not be broken was crushed into ashes by a milk dumpling, and it floated... it floated... it floated...
The ferocious crusade army was instantly stunned, and many people even felt a little pain in their balls.
What the hell is going on!
Our Lady of Chilian was confused, and Master Qingyang was even more confused. What happened just now? Do you want to kill the people in this carriage?
[Tsk, that’s it? 】
Wei Jiusi curled his lips and looked at the people above him.
[I’m afraid this demon token is not a fake. Is this how young people practice nowadays? You can't tell the difference between real and fake, so you start beating and killing them. Isn't it embarrassing? ! 】
A voice came from somewhere, and everyone's faces turned red.
Our Lady of Chilian was shocked and ashamed. She turned to look at Master Qingyang: "Master Qingyang, what should I do now?"
"The demons are so cunning and cunning. They would rather kill a hundred by mistake than let one go. Kill!"
[I’ll go, you’re sick, why should I kill you? Kill me, by the way, you, you old man, your name is Qingyang Zhenren, right? ! 】
Old, old man?
Qingyang Zhenren was so angry that he raised his sword and wanted to kill him first, then the voice sounded again.
[Don’t think I don’t know, you old man likes to make holes in paper. All the books in your Qixingtang library are made of holes by you. Not only that, you also make holes in toilet paper, causing everyone to go to the latrine to wipe their butts, and the toilet paper is full of holes. It's a hole, it's full of leaks! ! Smelly, vomit vomit vomit...]
The entire sky became strangely silent, and even people from other sects silently stayed away from the people in Qixingtang. After all, no one knew whether these people had feces on their hands... ugh!
Master Qingyang:...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! Someone lend him a hole to drill!
