When Sun Pingxin called Xu Kai out, Xu Kai followed him uneasily. Huang Tu followed him to cheer him up, and the others followed him as if they were watching the fun.
Sun Pingxin stood in the middle of the open space and said to Xu Kai: "That poem you wrote... no, that kind of bad and shabby thing doesn't even deserve to be called poetry! I invite you here today because I want to teach you about arts and science. Don’t be like that when you write poems in the future.”
"Hey." Xu Kai was a little surprised. He didn't want to retaliate against himself. "You are quite a nice person."
Huang Tu hurriedly whispered in Xu Kai's ear: "What a good thing! He is trying to break your ambition with his literary style and make you realize the gap between your poetic theory, so that it will be difficult for you to make further progress in your life!"
Xu Kai was shocked: "So vicious? Forget it, for the sake of him treating me to a steamed bun, I'd better show some mercy."
Huang Tuxin said that you were composing poems like that, so how could you show mercy?
I saw Sun Pingxin clearing his throat and said: "Your foundation in poetry is too weak. Today we can start with the couplets. I will write the first couplet, and you can answer the second couplet. Let's start with a simple one: A line of levy geese heading south fly."
Xu Kaixin said that this is really simple, and this is the first couplet used to test for the top prize. So he also imitated the answer of the top scholar and said the second line: "Two roast ducks are going north."
There was dead silence.
Huang Tu covered his face.
Others didn't know what to say. Although this second line was extremely weird, it seemed inexplicably neat. From this perspective, there was really nothing to find fault with.
Sun Pingxin had veins popping out on his forehead, and with a swipe of his pen, he wrote down his own couplet: "This Zhengyan is the expedition for the expedition!"
Xu Kai innocently picked up the pen and wrote his own couplet like a dog crawling, changing "roast" to "reward" and said: "This reward duck is a reward for hard work. It is not very reasonable to reward the duck to go to the north to reward the army. "
Sun Pingxin covered his heart, feeling as if an old injury was about to relapse.
There were actually a few people who praised it. Now that the war in the north of the human race is tense, Xu Kai's second line is still somewhat in line with the current situation.
Xu Kai waved his hand and secretly thought that this brush was really difficult to write with, not as good as a ballpoint pen.
Sun Pingxin covered her chest, and it took her a long time to catch her breath: "You only know these obscene things, right?!"
Xu Kai corrected the other party's misconception: "I, Dali, have always had the custom of eating roast duck in Western Capital. This custom existed even before the founding of Dali. How can it be said to be obscene?"
"You admit that you were talking about roast duck!"
"The roast duck as a treat is a double entendre." Xu Kai didn't blush and was out of breath.
Sun Pingxin could no longer hold on, and a mouthful of blood spurted out into the sky.
Wang Xing just came back and saw this scene.
He looked at Xu Kai in shock, could this kid really hurt people with his poetry?
Xu Kai was thinking, did this count as fulfilling his promise?
"Quickly, take Sun Pingxin to the doctor in the backyard!" The shouts of several classmates interrupted Wang Xin's thinking. With a wave of his hand, Sun Pingxin's stiff body floated to the backyard.
"Ahem. What happened just now?" Wang Xin asked.
Soon someone explained everything to Wang Xin.
Wang Xin was speechless. He used to think that Sun Ping had a good heart and was an upright and peaceful person, but Xu Kai was so angry that he became like this.
He picked up the words written by Xu Kai and twitched the corner of his mouth.
too ugly.
Wang Xinyu said earnestly: "Xu Kai, you need to practice calligraphy more. You must know that once you practice calligraphy, the power of pen and ink to hurt people and poetry to attack people will be enhanced."
Xu Kai didn't know what to say. His handwriting is actually quite good, but only if he uses a ballpoint pen. From birth to death in his previous life, he never even touched a calligraphy brush, so how could he write calligraphy with calligraphy? He could only nod his head.
He coughed twice and started the second class.
"The last class continued what I said before. Now that we have Xu Kai and Huang Tu, two children who have only attended private schools before, I will teach them the basic knowledge of spiritual practice and reading."
The two of them nodded. The private school teacher only teaches. After all, the people he teaches are a group of people who have not even passed the entrance examination. Naturally, there is no need to teach these knowledge.
"In ancient times, demons were rampant and the human race was weak. In order to gain a foothold between heaven and earth, the sages imitated the demons and introduced the energy of heaven and earth into their bodies to practice. However, the bodies of demons were naturally powerful, while the human race's body was weak during cultivation, so the path of human cultivation was extremely dangerous and dangerous. Slowly, even those with high talents will be reduced to a useless person or even dead due to some small mistakes. Therefore, the living area of the human race in ancient times was not even one percent of what it is now."
"It was also at this time that Confucius came into the world and established the great way to use his own literary Qi to induce the Qi of heaven and earth, thereby establishing the foundation of contemporary practice. This method of practice does not require the introduction of Qi into the body, so it is more suitable for humans with weak bodies. , but it is not suitable for the two races of demons and demons who are relatively simple-minded. After that, the Six Classics were compiled to prove the Tao and become saints, sweeping away the demons and eradicating evil things, and the human race rose. After that, the world was suppressed for 30,000 years, and even disasters did not appear, so the human race Respecting Confucius as the most sage teacher, there is a saying that 'if heaven does not give birth to a master, eternity will be like a long night'."
Wang Xin paused and continued: "The ancient practice methods of distinguishing the heart, refining the spirit, fixing the stars, listing the stars, flattening the sky, and entering the six realms of the saints correspond to the six realms of our human race's cultural spirit: Tongsheng, Xiucai, Juren, Jinshi, official or holy way, becoming a saint, demons and monsters are still divided by the previous set of cultivation realms. Our human race is influenced by ancient times and sometimes calls them this way. As for the subdivision of these realms, I will not talk about it here for the time being, so as not to give up. Your ambition may have the adverse effect of putting your eyes above your head."
"Read and write to cultivate your literary spirit. When you have cultivated your spirit to a certain level, you can take part in the imperial examination. If you pass the exam, you can use the spirit of the dynasty to break through the realm. You can also continue to study and use your own spirit to break through the realm. The latter is more popular. People respect them. As for becoming an official and becoming a saint, they are different choices between becoming an official or studying literature and art after passing the Jinshi examination. There is no distinction between being superior and inferior."
Huang Tu's blood boiled when he heard this, and he was gearing up to conquer his own world.
Xu Kai looked at the green energy on his hands and felt that he had been reading for several days. Why didn't he feel that his literary energy had become stronger?
After introducing the basic knowledge of spiritual practice, Wang Xin continued his lecture.
"Let's take a look at a Jinshi question written in the 13th year of Longqing's reign, 'On how to be loyal and honest in punishment and reward'. This question is derived from Kong Anguo's annotation in "Shangshu": "Pay light punishment to doubtful people, follow the crowd when rewarding doubtful people, and how to be loyal and honest." , please pay attention when answering questions..."
Xu Kai suddenly felt like he was dreaming about going back to high school.
But Xu Kai still listened carefully and took notes. Only he could barely recognize the crooked calligraphy.
"I have to find a way to get a ballpoint pen... or at least a pencil. But will it be too uncomfortable to write on rice paper with a pencil... Ah, trouble." Xu Kai was so worried that he simply gave up taking notes because writing with a brush was not suitable for it. It was too time-consuming for him.
Fortunately, Wang Xin's lecture skills are really good, and his own memory is also very strong, so there are no omissions.
School is finally over. Due to being disturbed by Sun Pingxin, other students did not have the opportunity to interact with the new classmates. Now that school was finally over, many people suddenly surrounded Xu Kai and the two.
"I've seen Mr. Xu. When I was admitted to the Tongsheng Examination, I couldn't even do two A-level questions. Mr. Xu was able to do two A-level questions. He is really a role model for our generation." Someone complimented.
"It's the top grade A." Xu Kai corrected persistently.
The people around him suddenly fell silent, not knowing what to say.
Huang Tu suspected that even if Emperor Li came, he would insist on correcting him.
The man didn't seem to care about anything and continued: "My Excellency Chen Shuiran, we are all talents from Hui Wen Mansion."
He introduced the people around him one by one, Wang Yuan, Gu Shansheng, Ming Zhixing, Song Yanming, Zhang Pu...
Finally, he held up his hands and asked: "Xu Anshou is the highest-ranking boy in the Dali Dynasty who has never had a double-A class in a hundred years. We have all read Xu Anshou's questions about the way of enlightenment. Some people think that every word is a pearl, while others think that It's nonsense, and it's really just gossip, vulgar language that doesn't even use classical Chinese. I wonder if Mr. Xu can clear up our confusion?"
When Xu Kai heard this, he knew that it was the second wave of troublemakers coming.
If you really understood the Three Laws of Mechanics he wrote, you wouldn't use the word "every word is precious" to describe it, not to mention that there are so many more derogatory contents than praises.
He looked at the people around him with disdain, sarcasm, and disdain; but also with anger and resentment. Those were the looks that suspected him of cheating.
Huang Tu suddenly said: "Aren't you looking for me to drink?"
The people around looked at each other, not knowing how to answer.
Chen Shuiran was the first in the college examination in Huiwen Mansion and had a high academic reputation in Class Five. He now made it clear that he was looking for trouble with Xu Kai. Naturally, those who had previously wanted to invite Huang Tu, who was good friends with Xu Kai, to drink. Weigh it up.
Xu Kai waved his hand towards Huang Tu, knowing that the other person wanted to help him fool him. But it didn't work.
After a hundred thousand years of imperial examination, everyone regards the way of Confucius and Saints as the supreme holy way. If you want to accept modern knowledge, there is indeed a big threshold.
If Xu Kai, who had not inspired literary spirit with Newton's Three Laws, might have agreed with them under the influence of this bizarre world of practice, but when Newton's Three Laws could also arouse literary spirit, Xu Kai believed that this would never be the so-called The strange skills and tricks.
So he walked back to the classroom.
The people around were suddenly at a loss and looked at each other.
Seeing this, Chen Shuiran said: "Go in and take a look. I don't believe that he can do anything wrong in the important place of the National Academy of Sciences."
After that, he walked into the classroom first.
The others saw this and followed in.
Huang Tu also went in quickly, fearing that something might happen to Xu Kai.
However, everyone was stunned.
I saw that Xu Kai had already stood on the podium, picked up the ruler that Wang Xin had used, and patted it in his hand, quite like a teacher.
"Since everyone has asked me this question, please sit down. Now in this class, let us explain the basics of mechanics, the three laws."
Why are you still teaching? !
