Now that he is awake, he really wants to ask, why didn't Shiba let him go back to Nangong Mansion? Could it be that his gratitude to him was all fake? Just to injure the enemy a thousand times and injure oneself eight hundred, do you want to drag him into the water this morning?
"Well, you eighteen, I'm lucky that I helped you avoid Pan Xia during the blind date! Wife, you know that I had a relationship with him before, so he wants to mess with me again this time."
Su Haobai said this to deliberately draw attention to Shiba. Maybe his wife would believe that he was framed by Shiba and spare himself!
"So you just went to bed? Or did you use your ID card yourself?" Nangong Qianyu sneered. The registration lady at the front desk just said that it was the ID card that Su Haobai took out on his own initiative!
"That's not the case, brother! If I wanted to frame you, I wouldn't put my 600,000 annual salary into it! It's because..." Seeing that Su Haobai had misunderstood him, Shiba felt aggrieved, but he didn't dare to take it easy. Tell me why.
Su Haobai thought for a while and realized that Shiba was right. He had no motive for committing the crime. At this time, Su Haobai's head was spinning rapidly. He had to find a way to get rid of the suspicion, otherwise his father's company would not be safe!
"Honey, I have a way to prove my innocence!"
Su Haobai threw some clothes to Shiba and motioned for him to put them on, giving him a "don't worry" look.
"Actually, we are not naked here. We still have a pair of underwear!" Su Haobai was the first to argue.
"You can put it on again after you're done!" a policeman said suspiciously.
"It was too hot last night, and the hotel didn't have air conditioning, so maybe we both took off our clothes." Su Haobai began to argue for the second time.
"This possibility is also possible, but it is not absolute evidence." The police continued to analyze.
"Then we can only test what we have." Su Haobai began his third wave of arguments.
"What?" Nangong Qianyu asked curiously.
"That's what... harm! Police uncle, please explain!" Su Haobai was a little embarrassed.
"Well... how can I explain it! Aren't you two married? It would be better for you to explain." The policeman declined.
"Weren't you willing to analyze just now?" Su Haobai's face turned red as he spoke.
"I don't want to analyze it now!" The police immediately blocked the road.
"Okay! It's no big deal if it's harmful. We have to analyze the case from a scientific perspective, don't you think so, wife?"
"Don't beat around the bush and tell me quickly!" Nangong Qianyu was anxious.
"Okay, that's it...every boy will have physiological phenomena such as morning breast cancer and dream aunt, ahem..." Su Haobai sheepishly whispered to Nangong Qianyu to educate Nangong Qianyu, "So, my wife, during the sperm test class, As long as there are no eighteenth-year-olds in my elite class, the suspicion will be cleared! You have to understand this!"
"I understand this!" Nangong Qianyu originally planned to call him for a semen test, "but if you two didn't compromise, why would there be a semen test? Wouldn't it be enough to just check whether there is a semen test on the underwear?
"What if it belongs to Aunt Meng? Then we will be wronged!"
"Then what is Aunt Meng?"
"Aunt Meng is..." Su Haobai hesitated, he couldn't tell her that Aunt Meng was the product of his dream last night that he had sex with an illusory woman, and he was left behind on the sheets!
"Well, Aunt Meng is like your eldest aunt to girls. Boys also always have a few special days every month."
"Oh, I understand, that is to say, what if you happened to come to my aunt last night, are you afraid of confusion?"
"Well, it can be understood that way." Su Haobai thought for a while and felt that something was wrong, "You can't say that we boys are aunts!"
"Then come uncle?"
"Yeah, it's okay to call it that, hahaha..."
"Send it to the institute for examination immediately!"
Su Haobai felt uneasy. He saw a white mass on Shiba's pants. He thought to himself, could this guy be dreaming of Auntie with him? Or is it that after being drunk last night, I just pretended to be a woman by changing my surname? !
He was unsure because he had stopped drinking last night.
Soon, the test results came out, and it turned out that the two elite classes were mixed together! In other words, Su Haobai's underwear is mixed with Shiba's fine class, and Shiba's underwear is mixed with Su Haobai's fine class!
Su Haobai couldn't accept this result! How could he be raped by a man in a daze? ! His father's company may have to return to pre-liberation overnight.
Shiba couldn't accept it even more. How could he rape a man in a daze? My career may be back to what it was before liberation overnight.
Nangong Qianyu has exploded! How could I order this blind box son-in-law in such a daze? It hasn't even been used for a few times, and I have to go back to the "pre-liberation" period where I continued business marriages and blind dates!
And it was ordered with a handle! And you put such a green hat on yourself! What evil has been done? 2 billion to buy back this thing that is not a thing? ! It's a shame that I felt a little compassionate before.
"Okay, get out!"
After giving the order, the assistant immediately called the house and asked my uncle to pack up and leave. Contact the staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau immediately and get divorced on the spot!
"No! Wife... Wife... you have to believe in my innocence! My orientation is very normal!" Su Haobai didn't believe this result. Although he couldn't remember what happened last night, it was clear that he had no Feel a little pain!
"I know, could it be that it was too hot last night and we all took off our pants, and then when we got up this morning to go to the toilet, we put on the wrong underwear in a daze... Yes, that must be the case!"
"This is also possible, but it cannot be used as absolute evidence." The police continued to explain.
"Su Haobai! Do you think I will still believe you?" Nangong Qianyu's face turned red with anger, and a tear flashed in her eyes. She did not dare to look at Su Haobai, she was afraid that he would see her broken heart. dignity.
Because in her heart, his status was rising step by step, and now he suddenly fell from the altar. This little white rabbit, she also knew that he was not as innocent as she thought.
She felt guilty and ashamed for the little good feeling she had for him before!
"Uncle, oh no, Mr. Su, please come!" The assistant next to him began to chase people away. A melon cow is a melon cow. After all, he is not worthy of Phoenix. "Oh, and you are eighteen, the eldest lady, get out of here." "Including you!"
Shiba also stood up, hugged Su Haobai, and said sincerely: "Brother, although I can't get rid of the charge of adultery, it at least proves that I didn't frame you!!! From now on, you will still be my Shiba's brother. !”
"Oh! You're still hugging me!" Su Haobai couldn't understand this guy. At this point, why did he say such sensational words?
