"The show is about to begin! Hahaha"
"Uncle, then you can only keep your clothes on!"
"What! Put it on? You asked me to wear a sling?! Did you make a mistake?" Su Haobai raised his hands and complained, "Why don't you get her some normal clothes and this kind of sling? There are so many people watching! Now I’m in a ball, if I loosen it and wear it later, who wouldn’t call me a pervert!?”
"I can't get the eldest lady's other clothes! You also know that there are millions of pieces of her coats. They are all sent to specialty stores for maintenance. How can a servant like us have the opportunity to touch them? Well!" Cuizhu said embarrassedly.
"So you just made a suspender like this for me to wear?" Ah! I'm going to die! What a sin! "
"I don't have time, uncle, I'm about to go on stage. You can't hold it up like this all the time. You just... can wear it."
"My seven-foot tall man wears a suspender belt? No!"
"If you don't wear it, you will die here! This horse is a sweat-blooded horse from Mongolia. It was given to the eldest lady by the Mongolian side. It has a very fierce temper! It even dares to humiliate the horse, and it only recognizes the eldest lady!"
"My special meow..."
With a whistle, Su Haobai had no choice but to obey, took off the sling and quickly put it on his body.
"Hahaha..." The people watching the game burst into laughter.
"Hahahahahaha... the son-in-law of the Nangong family actually wears women's clothes, hahaha!" The seventh and eighth uncles laughed even more happily.
Su Haobai's face was so hot that he really wanted to find a hole in the ground and crawl into it! Stumbling and rolling, he finally climbed onto the horse's back. Before he could hold the reins, his center of gravity became unstable and he fell to the ground again.
Fortunately, he reacted in time and pushed the ground with his hands, so he was not injured. But fortunately, the horse was not as irritable as before, and seemed to have accepted him, letting him, who was immature in his skills, toss around on his horse.
Just after sneaking around, Su Haobai's eye-catching red suspender belt was spotted by Nangong Qianyu and her assistant!
"Miss... Miss, has my uncle become a pervert?" The assistant next to him became uneasy.
"Why is this sling so familiar? It looks very similar to one of mine." Nangong Qianyu wondered.
"Miss, that dress originally belonged to you! It was an official gift when you endorsed the OPP brand last time. My uncle never behaves according to common sense!"
What the hell is the little white rabbit doing again?
"Hey! Su Haobai, I didn't expect you to have such a hobby! Hahaha..."
The sling was very elastic and clearly showed off his eight-pack abs. Seeing his funny image, Nangong Qianyu finally couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.
It didn't take long for Su Haobai to become the most handsome boy on the field, and all the focus was on him.
Su Haobai glared at Nangong Qianyu: "You're still laughing!"
"Why are you wearing my... suspenders, hahaha..."
"You should ask your good horse!"
"No need to ask, you just have this hobby! I happen to have a few maid outfits here, you can show them to me at night! Hahaha" Nangong Qianyu laughed.
Su Haobai wanted to retort, but the horse had already jumped ahead. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He thought that he was sitting on the horse's back, and the horse's eyes should not be able to see him, so he took off the suspender directly. , and threw it back towards Nangong Qianyu.
Then he ran faster and faster, getting further and further away from her...
Cuizhu panicked. She knew that once her uncle got out of this sling, he would be doomed! !
Unless the eldest lady is here, it is a pity that the eldest lady is getting further and further away from my uncle. If he is discovered by a horse at this time, my uncle's life will really be in danger!
Moss Man saw that Su Hao Bai was so comfortable, and actually rode the most difficult horse in the racecourse like a bicycle. He immediately came up with a plan, took out a slingshot, and shot a stone directly On the horse's elbow.
Good guy! The horse was in pain, and immediately knelt down and hit the ground with the speed of inertia, rolling several times. Su Haobai was also thrown off his horse. He ate a mouthful of ashes and couldn't open his eyes.
At this moment, the horse suddenly saw him clearly, and could no longer smell the familiar smell of the sling. It immediately jumped into a rage, got up and ran straight towards Su Haobai, raising its hoofs high and about to step down...
Cuizhu was far away from Su Haobai. She ran over while holding up the sling, but it was a pity that it was too late!
"No!" Nangong Qianyu was also shocked. She didn't expect that the little white rabbit would be so irritable today. She would take off her sling on the spot because of his joke. Without the smell of her body, the sweaty BMW would go crazy. !
However, she was also far away, and she couldn't reach the horse's hooves within a second.
It's over, it's over, are you going to die under the hooves of a horse today?
At this moment, a light flashed in Su Haobai's mind, and like a movie, some messy pictures began to appear:
There is a woman in the picture, dressed in red, with a sword at her waist, her face cannot be seen clearly. She rode this bloody horse and galloped freely on the grassland...
Fresh clothes and angry horses, so chic!
The screen changes:
The woman dismounted, handed the reins to him, and said to him: "You can take it with you! Don't worry about me!"
…
The scene changed again: he and the horse were lying in the vast desert, with no village in front of them, no store behind them, just yellow sand all over the ground... He and the horse were almost dying of thirst, and then he made a decision, He took out a knife from the bag on the horse's back, cut the artery in his hand, and put the blood into the horse's mouth:
"Chi Lian, I am already weak and destined to die. After you drink my blood and quench your thirst, you can walk south and get out of the desert!"
…
Su Haobai was stunned. He seriously suspected that he was hallucinating when he was extremely frightened, but those scenes were so clear.
But the next second, he was shocked. He seemed to have seen the woman in red who couldn't see clearly before!
Oh, by the way, it’s Sister Ghost! what the hell! If it can’t invade my body in reality, is it going to invade my brain? You are really haunted!
However, he soon came to his senses, and the horse's raised hooves fell down at that moment...
"Chi Lian!"
! ! !
Su Haobai yelled out these two words at the critical moment. You covered your face with your hands and could only resign yourself to fate.
However, there was no movement.
He slowly put down his hand and opened his eyes, and what he saw was a large horse face. Ma Forehead was sniffing his face with his big nose. His heart was in his throat...
"Chi... Chi Lian..." Seeing the horse's movement stopped, Su Haobai quickly called the name again.
Suddenly, the horse jumped up happily, jumped on the lawn several times, and twisted its body in joy.
