"Fortunately, I didn't eat much when I was killing monsters today. I'm hungry now. Thank you!" Zhong Kui laughed loudly. He hugged Xue Mei Niang and kissed her a few times. He opened his mouth, stuck out his big tongue, and snorted. I want to lick Xue Mei Niang’s face.
"Wait!" Lin Shan pointed her sword at Zhong Kui's mouth.
Zhong Kui shouted: "What are you doing? Didn't you say you gave it to me?"
"I just gave it to you to see." Lin Shan shook her head and said, "I didn't say I would give it to you."
"What-what!" Zhong Kui was furious: "You are playing tricks on me!"
Lin Shan said with a smile: "I want to ask her something. If she answers slowly, I will let you lick her; if she doesn't answer, I will let you bite her."
"Fuck!" Zhong Kui scratched his head: "You gods don't have much, but you have the most tricks. You can play this boring game. Why don't you let me eat her in one bite?"
"We want to extract a confession and find out the weaknesses of the three demon kings. How can we let you just eat what you say?" Lin Shan said.
"It's your grandma's! I'm not a dog. How uncomfortable would it be to take a lick?" Zhong Kui said angrily.
"Don't worry, we have already prepared fine wine and meat for you, Ghost King. You have won a great victory, so you might as well stay and eat and drink." Lin Shan said.
When Zhong Kui heard that there was meat and wine, his eyes lit up and he nodded and said, "It's not bad to eat and drink..."
Duke Shui gave an order, and several spirits immediately went to the main room to bring out boxes of fine wine, and another spirit carried out tables and chairs. The two spirits also pulled out a long red flag and placed it next to the table. The flag read: Congratulations to Grandpa Zhong Kui on his heroic victory.
Zhong Kui was overjoyed when he saw it. He laughed and cursed: "Your grandma has no way to please me!"
The spirits jumped into the white stone pagoda, took out baskets of food, and piled them all over the floor.
Lin Shan wanted to recruit Zhong Kui and Yi Min Ye, so of course these things were already prepared. Originally, there was a piece of red cloth with the words "Brave and righteous citizen, eliminate harm for the people, and be remembered forever", but at this time only Zhong Kui came, and the cloth was not taken out.
Zhong Kui laughed loudly, sat on a chair and ate wine and meat, and called his soldiers over to eat and drink together.
The spirits were sitting on the ground in a corner of the open space, drooling and eyes widening as they watched Zhong Kui eating and drinking as the wild ghosts went along. Zhong Kui was free and easy in nature, and he liked soft things rather than hard things. Although he didn't like the righteous gods, seeing the spirits being so respectful to him and knowing that they were also the victims in this mess, he softened his heart, so he waved to the spirits and shouted Said: "I can't eat so much, come over here and help me eat together!"
After hearing this, the spirits all looked at Lin Shan with bright eyes. Lin Shan nodded, and the spirits swarmed up and started eating and drinking. The spirits have always lived in the mountains and forests, and they are no strangers to the wild ghosts. Some of them were recruited by Lin Shan during her campaign in the central and southern regions, so they naturally became one with them.
"King of Black Ghosts, be careful!" Xuemei Niang hummed: "This little kid is very powerful. Don't you know that she is buying the morale of your men?"
"Really?" Zhong Kui chewed the chicken leg and looked at Lin Shan.
"The female devil stirs up dissension, and the ghost king can take a lick." Lin Shan smiled.
Zhong Kui laughed loudly, flew over, hugged Xue Mei Niang, opened his mouth wide, stuck out his thick tongue, and turned a big circle on Xue Mei Niang's face.
"Oh my god! It's so disgusting──" Aguan was stunned.
"Fuck! You can flick your tongue!" Artest couldn't help but scream.
"..." Xue Mei Niang shouted angrily. She wanted to bite back, but she was afraid that Zhong Kui would stick his tongue into her mouth, so she had to close her mouth tightly, and her eyes were so angry that they were about to spit out fire.
"You licked too much." Lin Shan laughed and pulled away from Zhong Kui.
Zhong Kui shrugged, turned and walked back.
"Tell me! Are there any other bigger demon kings backing the five of you this time when you go to the human world?" Lin Shan looked at Xue Mei Niang.
Xue Mei Niang was shaking with anger. She was stunned for a moment before she came back to her senses. She retched a few times before she was about to speak. Zhong Kui jumped over again and said, "You bitch is so slow to answer, I have to teach you a lesson for the fairy!" He said As he spoke, he stuck out his big tongue and rolled it on Xue Mei Niang's face three times before being pushed away by Lin Shan.
"I've already said it!" Xue Mei Niang shouted, shaking her face, trying to get rid of the saliva on her face.
"Say it quickly." Lin Shan said with a smile.
Artai and the ghosts and ghosts were shouting: "Too slow!" "Lick her!" "Bite her!"
Xue Meiniang said anxiously: "As soon as we learned about the chaos in the heaven, we planned to go to the mortal world to cause a big fuss. We all raised these soldiers and horses individually, and there is no bigger devil behind it. The five of us How can a king who dominates the world underground take orders from other demon kings?"
Lin Shan thought for a while, nodded, and then asked: "Who among the five demon kings proposed to go to the human world to cause chaos?"
Before Lin Shan finished speaking, Atai had already yelled: "Too slow, too slow──" Sixth Po walked over, hit Atai on the head hard, and scolded: "The gods are asking questions, you are making noise." What?"
"It's not new news that the demon king wants to invade the human world. We have always had this idea, but this time the five demon kings cooperated, it was the Pot King who suggested it..." Xue Mei Niang replied.
"If the Pot King has an agreement with other demon kings, you may not know about it." Lin Shan suspected.
"Of course... Of course I don't trust that damn fat man, but we heard about the fate of Killing the World, and we know that it is more advantageous to work together to go to the human world than to go to the human world alone..." Xue Mei Niang replied.
"Yes." Lin Shan nodded and asked some questions about the other three-way demon kings' characteristics, weaknesses, etc. Xue Mei Niang also answered truthfully. Sometimes she hesitated a little, and then let Zhong Kui hold her and give her a good lick. .
The general on the side took notes and sent this information back to the main camp one by one.
Finally, Lin Shan summoned the general to give some instructions. The general went into the main room, brought out a towel, wiped it on Xue Mei Niang's face, and wiped the saliva from her face.
"Thank you for your hard work!" Lin Shan smiled at Xue Mei Niang and said, "We are going to attack the three demon armies tomorrow, and we need your help..."
Xue Mei Niang was so angry that she bared her teeth, but she didn't dare to say anything.
Late at night, campfires were still burning in the open space. The spirits and ghost soldiers were divided into several groups and took turns guarding the demon soldiers in the circle.
Xuemei Niang was still guarded by the Heavenly General and the City God, while Turnip was imprisoned in a cell in the white stone pagoda. Zhong Kui, who was very drunk, entered the bedroom specially decorated for him and fell asleep.
The generals of the Sui Xing tribe gathered in a corner of the wall and took turns watching to prevent Xue Mei Niang from making any move.
"When can we return to the cave?" said the toad, looking at the stars.
The colorful leaves that the old tree spirit picked from the Flame Tree in the Cave Sky had all fallen off during the battle. He moved the sparse yellow leaves on his head: "If I go back to the Cave Sky again, I don't want to come back to the mortal world again... ⋯”
The spirits echoed in unison: "Me too..." "Me too!"
The stars in the night sky twinkled, and the spirits prayed to the stars in the night sky. The joy of victory had faded and gradually turned into silence.
Aguan leaned against the corner in a daze, looking at the circle of demon soldiers in the distance who had been hungry for a long time. He suddenly felt a little sad and wondered why the three realms were fighting like this? Isn’t it nice to live in peace?
Lin Shan came over, patted Aguan on the shoulder and asked, "Do you want to go back to the room?"
Aguan shook his head and said, "I want to be here with everyone."
Lin Shan smiled and said nothing. She went into the room and brought out a blanket, covered Aguan with it, and sat down next to him.
After a long time, Aguan gradually became tired and finally closed his eyes.
In the dream, I was groggy, and ghostly faces floated in front of my eyes.
I was running in an alleyway, with sweat dripping from my forehead. I looked back from time to time, and saw more and more grimaces following behind me, both men and women.
There was a ghost face that was so ugly that it was completely rotten. The eyes were brown and black, but the pupil was a small blood-red dot, and blood was dripping from it. The ghost's face was open, his tongue was stretched out, and it was waving in the air.
He kept running, tripped, and spun around in the air. When he fell to the ground, the grimace behind him was about to pounce on him...
Suddenly, a spot of light slowly expanded in front of me, and warm white light shot in from the light hole. Although I didn't turn my head, I felt that the demons and monsters behind me were scared away by the white light.
There are always a few fierce ghost faces who are still not afraid of the white light, chasing them desperately, getting closer and closer. The long, sticky tongue almost reached the neck. I reached out to pluck it, but couldn't pluck it away.
