Aguan's mind was confused and he nodded.
The monk smiled and took out a big golden bowl: "Master preaches and works hard, you two might as well show some kindness and form a good relationship. You will get good results and good rewards..."
"I'll marry you grandma!" Artest screamed strangely, punching the monk in the face, knocking him upside down.
Before the other monks could react, Aguan pulled Atai and escaped from the hall.
Ignoring the monks chasing after them, the two ran as fast as they could until they reached the stone fire wheel and the motorcycle, jumped on the car and drove away.
After returning home, Aguan spent a day in a daze, and the next day was the same. It was not until the morning of the third day that he received a call from Artest.
Artest on the other end of the phone sounded very excited, shouting: "Hey! What are you doing? We are going on an expedition, let's go on an expedition!"
"Going on an expedition?" Aguan was wearing pajamas and scratching his head.
Before he could finish speaking, the doorbell rang. Aguan went out to open the door, and Atai was standing outside the door.
Artai looked at Aguan's face that was still awake, slapped his face vigorously and said, "Wake up, you are like this, we are going on an expedition!"
"⋯⋯" Aguan turned sideways and let Artest enter the house. Behind Artest were three spirits: the green-eyed fox, the old tree spirit, and the toad. It turned out that the vacation for the spirits had ended yesterday, and most of them were assigned to Taibai Star in the south. Under the tent, return to the White Stone Pagoda and wait.
Although the spirits were reluctant to leave, under the encouragement of the tree god, they still returned to the mortal world in high spirits to continue this long battle.
The old tree spirit, toad, green-eyed fox, etc. were assigned to the Third Stronghold of the Sixth Po to assist the Sixth Po. Aguan was a little surprised. He didn't have a single mission or a single general in his second stronghold. Only Liao Cai came to report some trivial matters every day and then left.
"Have you forgotten that today is a good day for that bullshit master?" Artest said enthusiastically: "Let's go and make trouble for him right now!"
Aguan was eating the breakfast bought by Atai while listening to Atai's words.
It turned out that Artai was not idle when he returned. Under the guidance of Xiao Baicai, the land god of the Third Stronghold, he thoroughly investigated the details of the Nine Heavens Supreme God.
It turns out that the real name of this Nine Heavens Master is Chen Fugui. When he was young, he was a gangster with no skills. He was imprisoned for theft. In prison, he had nothing to do. He read a few religious books and periodicals, which actually inspired him. After being released from prison, he first claimed to be the reincarnation of a god and used some dirty tricks to deceive some believers. At first, he did not dare to speak out and deceived silently.
Many years later, he discovered that the stupidity of ordinary people was far beyond his imagination. If he changed his tricks a little and made it extravagant, even a piece of dog shit could be said to be a sacred object, and many people would rush to eat it.
He deceived more and more, founded the True Immortal Sect, and called himself the Supreme Master of the Nine Heavens. All of a sudden, his followers multiplied, making this ruffian become the Supreme Master of the Nine Heavens who united nature and man.
Today is one of the big preaching days of the True Immortal Sect, and the program arranged is a debate meeting with other sects. The Nine Heavens Supreme Master will fight with the heroes, refute the representatives of each religion one by one, and promote the greatness of the True Immortal Sect.
However, the representatives of various religions were naturally bought in advance. Some were paid, and some were arranged by Master Jiutian himself. On the surface, they were debating, but in fact they were performing a double act with Master Jiutian, singing together.
The highlight of the missionary meeting is that after defeating the representatives of all parties, some of the sects will act as villains and use witchcraft. The Nine Heavens Master will use his boundless power to defeat the witchcraft, raising the atmosphere of the dojo to the highest climax.
Artai waved the yellow book cover script he held. It was stolen by Xiao Baicai after sneaking into the Zhenxian Sect's main hall. It was the script for the entire missionary meeting. Not only did it contain the lists of personnel from each religion, but the content of the debates had also been prepared in advance. .
"Wow, I really belong to you!" Aguan couldn't help but admire Artai, and also felt guilty for his depression these days.
"Let's go!" Artest laughed.
Aguan and Atai each rode a stone fire wheel and a motorcycle, and the three spirits followed behind the vehicle formation. Along with them were the two earth gods Xiao Baicai and Lik, and they headed towards the True Immortal Lord Hall.
The landlady Xiao Baicai blew his beard and looked very expectant; the landlady Liaicai was less interested, as if she didn't want to get involved in this dispute between mortals.
After more than an hour's drive, the group finally saw the main hall of the True Immortal Cult.
The True Immortal Palace is located on the side of a mountain. From a distance, it looks like a royal palace. It is truly magnificent.
"Fuck, that's an exaggeration!" Artest couldn't help shouting.
"Those are all built by thousands of imbeciles who contributed their hard-earned money bit by bit." Aguan shook his head repeatedly, feeling nauseous and wanting to step on Master Jiutian's face.
After walking through the long slope, we arrived at the golden arch in the main square in front of the temple. There were several expensive cars parked in the parking lot nearby, all used by higher-level personnel in the temple.
There was a management office next to the Golden Arch. When several monks saw Atai and his party, they stepped forward to investigate.
At this time, Artest was wearing a gray monk's robe, two fake beards, and a pair of small, round sunglasses, which gave him a very strange look. Artai casually took out an identification card with "Taishan Taoist Master of Taishan Gate" written on it.
Several monks inspected it and then let Aguan and Atai pass.
It turns out that Xiao Baicai sneaked into the Jiutian Temple, secretly changed the list of villains in the script, and infiltrated the "Taishan Gate". This Taishan Sect is composed of Artest and his team. Artest plays the role of the Taishan Sect Priest, and Aguan plays the role of the Taishan Sect’s young disciple.
In the script conceived by Artest himself, Taishanmen will be performed without script at the end of the plot where "the villain attacks Master Jiutian with evil methods, but Master Jiutian subdues him", and teaches this pretentious Jiutian Master a lesson. One meal.
The Zhenxian Palace Square extends in all directions. Gorgeous buildings stand around the square. There are monks' dining halls, dormitories, and halls for guests. The other side leads to a beautiful garden filled with vertical trees. The golden statue of Master Jiutian.
Many monks wearing colorful robes saw the two masters and disciples from Taishan Sect arriving, and they all stepped forward to greet them with smiles.
A monk said to Artest with a sly expression: "Do you know what you are going to do later?"
Artest cleared his throat and replied: "I know, I've been ready for it!"
Aguan and Atai were taken into a building, and the signboard on the building said "Quarter Hall". This is the reception building where the True Immortal Palace entertains distinguished guests. Many underworld dignitaries have stepped on this signboard and had harmonious talks with the Master inside.
Aguan and Atai entered the square hall, followed by Xiaobaicai, Leek, the old tree spirit, the toad spirit, and the green-eyed fox. Naturally, no one could see them.
The monk led the Taishanmen master and apprentice to one of the VIP rooms in the Sifang Hall. Aguan and Atai were groping around in this small VIP room. There were many portraits hanging on the walls of the VIP room and they were decorated magnificently.
The toad was squawking and discussing with the green-eyed fox how to punish the Nine Heavens Master later. The old tree spirit looked in the mirror and saw the fallen leaves of the flame tree stuck to his body, with a smile on his lips.
"You're still looking in the mirror!" the manicured toad croaked and pushed the old tree spirit.
Even the green-eyed fox couldn't stand it: "Old tree, come back to your soul!"
Xiao Baicai and Liao Cai were a little uneasy. They had never done anything evil to mortals. If other gods knew about it, they didn't know how they would react.
The sounds outside became more and more lively, representatives from various factions arrived one after another, and more and more believers gathered. Looking towards the square from the window of the VIP room on the second floor, there were at least four to five thousand people gathered, far more than the thousand-person Dharma gathering held by Emperor Shunde.
"It's too outrageous..." Aguan looked down and felt that the happy faces of the believers looked very sad.
A monk opened the door of the VIP room and said inside: "The conference is about to begin. Please prepare to go downstairs."
The monk led Aguan and Atai downstairs, out of the quadrangle hall and towards the main hall.
The main hall was gleaming with golden light. From the large lamps hanging from the high ceiling to the floor, everything was glowing with dazzling golden light.
After passing a long corridor, the lights in the corridor were yellow and reflected the golden floor, making it look very beautiful.
There are many pictures of the manifestations of the Nine Heavenly Masters hanging on the corridor, each with its own uniqueness.
The monk led the procession and introduced each frame of the Nine Heavens Manifestation pictures from time to time.
