Volume 2: Upstarts from Saibei Pingtian Chapter 176 Water River River Water, He Shui Shui He (1)

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After the matter of "Seven Secrets of Eagle Yang" was properly resolved, the three of them laughed.

Only Xia Qing, who was watching quietly from the side, remained silent.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Liu Yi gently handed over to Li Yanfeng and said, "Brother Li, let's say goodbye. If my younger brother can benefit the five counties, I will return the guest to the egret and come to visit again." 33

"Killing evil and counterfeiting, sorting out ghost spirits, and serving the country and educating the people for three days, I am truly a young hero." Li Yanfeng returned the gift and said with a warm spring breeze, "Wait a moment, brother, when I call that old friend, Let’s give you a ride!”

The solemn look between Xia Qing's brows deepened.

As soon as the word 'Cheng' was written, Li Yanfeng was about to leave the house. The wooden house trembled slightly. In an instant, mallow leaves with thin petioles and sparsely hairy petioles penetrated into the wooden house from all directions, and the house was instantly filled with lush greenery.

When several people were shocked, violent tremors came. The wooden house seemed to collapse but not collapse. The four people staggered around. Within two or three breaths, they calmed down again.

"Kids in the house, come out!"

The old Qiu Jin's voice came, and all the sunflower leaves in the house were scattered.

With the lessons learned from Wanfo Mountain and outside Zhangwu City, Liu Yi knew that the person outside the house must be a master of martial arts who came to see him. He did not want to cause others to suffer, so he opened the door and walked out, but was stopped by Xia Qing beside him.

Xia Qing said in a deep voice, "Whenever big things happen, you need to be calm. Why are you so irritable!"

Liu Yi said hurriedly, "We are facing a powerful enemy, and we are worried about life and death. No matter how calm I am, I will never let others suffer on my behalf!"

Xia Qing, who rarely got angry with Liu Yi, sternly reprimanded him, "Nonsense! The way of a king is the way of making decisions and employing people! If you are the one who takes the lead in everything, how much more do you have to do as a brother?" ? Why do you need soldiers and armor?"

Liu Yi was not afraid at all, and opened his mouth to retort, "Boss Xia's words are wrong. Now I am broke and have no one to help me. If I don't charge into battle and boost morale at this time, who will sincerely surrender to you in the future, and who will join you?" Are we going to live and die together?"

Xia Qing regarded Liu Yi like a son. In desperation, she pushed Liu Yi back and wanted to go out first, but Liu Yi was there.

While the two were in a stalemate, Li Yanfeng was the first to rush out. As soon as he opened the wooden door, he stood in shock at the door.

In addition to Xia Qing, Liu Yi and Ying Cheng were also a little stunned after they walked out. The small wooden house was moved under the statue of Lao Jun in an instant. Not far away from them, an old man with white hair, a sunflower leaf in his head, a hoe in his hand, short brown hair, and dark skin was staring at Liu Yi intently.

Ying Cheng tugged at the corner of Liu Yi's clothes and asked mysteriously, "Brother, what kind of god is this?"

Liu Yi thought for a while and understood, and said in a low voice, "If what my uncle said is true, taro old man is matched with taro leaves. This person has sunflower leaves on his temples. He should be the current leader of the farm, Kui Lao."

The old man heard what Liu Yi said, picked his nose and said, "Uh-huh! You're not that stupid, I am Mr. Kui! The current leader of the farm, Mr. Kui of the Heavenly Movement Realm!"

After saying that, Old Kui slammed the hoe on the ground. The fierce force used the hoe as a guide and spread out. The entire floor tiles in the courtyard were shattered in an instant. Dots of green were scattered from the cracks. The buds are as green as the grass.

Seeing that the newly renovated courtyard was destroyed by Kui Lao, Li Yanfeng almost cried.

"What about the Heavenly Movement Realm? My master is still in the Yushu Realm!" When Li Yanfeng said this, he was miraculously calm and said with a grin, "Old Kui, first of all, you have to move the house back to me, and then Then you have to pay for the renovation of the floor tiles in the path, and finally, you have to set up a few banquets to keep me calm. I won’t argue with you."

When Liu Yi heard what Li Yanfeng said, everyone went numb!

He is the leader among the nine schools of thought, and he is still in the realm of Tiandong. You, Li Yanfeng, dare to talk to him so arrogantly. You are really a stupid boy who is hanging himself. He is impatient to live.

Kui Lao was not angry, but muttered in a low voice, "Isn't Master Wucai dead? Where can a dead person come from?"

Then Mr. Kui said loudly, "No money!"

"Hey! You don't pay for food, you don't pay for your life by killing, this is the first time I've seen such a shameless person." Ying Cheng spoke sharply and started chatting, "We respect old age, but you, old man, have already grown up, so why are you so disrespectful? , If you don’t have money, get out of here, and I won’t let you lose anything, just think of us as giving alms to the poor.”

Needless to say, Mr. Kui did not use his power to bully others, because he was a little short of words and was speechless for a moment, unable to say anything in reply. After holding it in for a long time, the old man picked up the hoe and ran towards Ying Cheng at full speed. As he ran, he shouted over and over again, "Old farmer, teach your father an unfilial son like you."

This should frighten all three souls.

A hoe from a god in the Tiandong realm can't he beat himself into a meat pie?

A good man doesn't want to suffer the immediate consequences. This kid ran away. His speed was a few minutes faster than that of a frightened rabbit. Although Kui Lao was old, he was extremely fast. The two of them were getting closer and closer. Yingcheng As if he was about to cry, he ran and shouted, "Boss, call someone, hurry up, call someone quickly!"

Liu Yi felt helpless. In front of Mr. Kui, even if he called all the people from the mountain, including your father and my father, today, brother, you will have to receive this beating!

I saw the old man baring his big yellow teeth, chasing after him, turning left and right around the old man's statue. After more than ten circles, Ying Cheng gradually lost his strength. Mr. Kui saw the opportunity and used the root of his hoe to The old man hit Ying Cheng's anus and fell upside down. The old man's hands were very fast and he hit Ying Cheng's butt twice. The pain made Ying Cheng lie on the ground and quickly begged for mercy.

Kui Lao stopped his hand, and Ying Cheng stood up and rubbed the flesh of his buttocks. It looked like he was fine.

Ying Cheng knew in his heart that this was Mr. Kui showing mercy, but he still didn't want to show mercy. He pouted and said, "You old man, you bully the young with your big one!"

Kui Lao pretended to fight again, and a taro leaf suddenly appeared in front of Kui Lao. Kui Lao slowly lowered his hand.

At this moment, Liu Yi was holding a taro leaf, sandwiched between Mr. Kui and Ying Cheng, his eyes narrowed into crescent moons, with a smile on his face, he looked at Mr. Kui sincerely and said, "Old Kui, this junior accidentally came to Lingyuan." I picked up a taro leaf in the mountains! I present it to you, how is its quality?"

Kui Lao looked at Ye Zi, then at Liu Yi, and then leaned against the statue of Lao Jun angrily, lowering his head and thinking.

"You! The Kung Fu of your mouth is better than the Kung Fu of your hands!" Liu Yi patted Ying Cheng, who was still in shock, and said with a smile to Ying Cheng, "Brother, after you go back, you can become a Confucian scholar. A mouthful of surprise is not bad! Hahaha.”

Ying Cheng said stubbornly, "I don't want to do that. I want to be a swordsman who can shock the world with one strike. Thirty years from now, the swordsmen in the world will respect me."

Liu Yi smiled and patted Ying Cheng's butt, "Okay! Thirty years from now, if you become the God of Swords, you can eat and drink at Wangnan Tower's wine and meat for free."

The quarrel between Liu Yi and Ying Cheng called back Mr. Kui who was deep in thought. Mr. Kui looked at the two young men in front of him and began to ask, "Xiao Liu Yi, let me ask you, my fifth brother has told you What?"

Liu Yi stopped joking with Ying Cheng, straightened his clothes, and said politely, "Returning to the seniors, Mr. Yu was upright and upright. He asked some juniors about their views on the "Five Grains and Civil Orders". The juniors are not very talented and knowledgeable, and gave superficial answers, although they were not satisfactory. , Mr. Taro still gave me taro leaves as a souvenir.”

"Funny words!" Mr. Kui leaned against the statue of Laojun, sat cross-legged on the ground, picked up a dead branch at random, and said with yellow teeth, "We farmers don't like the red tape of Confucian poetry and book etiquette. Then They are all things that avoid the truth and make false claims. The "Five Grains and Civil Orders" changed the basic tenets of agricultural science. Since I am the contemporary leader of the peasant family, I need to debate with you on the "Five Grains and Civil Orders". If you are right about the old farmer's Appetite, the old farmer has his own concerns! But if you dare to whitewash it, then you can stay in Shuiheguan to make fertilizer!"

It seems that Mr. Kui is still angry with the emperor for repairing mulberry trees without going through the farmers!

Liu Yi pursed his lips and asked, "Senior, are you talking about the peasant leader? Or the peasant leader?"

Mr. Kui didn't understand the meaning of Liu Yi's words and asked, "Huh? What do you mean?"

"If the senior talks to the junior as the leader of the peasant school, the junior should be respectful and obedient; if you want to express the wishes of tens of millions of farmers, tie me up and down, the junior thinks, in this world, there is no one who can represent tens of thousands of farmers. You should be the one who has the aspirations of thousands of farmers!" Liu Yi's words unceremoniously made it clear that Mr. Kui was responsible for his status during this trip, and also implicitly expressed that Mr. Kui was not qualified to comment on this "Five Grains and Civil Orders" that gathered countless efforts of the Tian family. .

What a coincidence! This time, Mr. Kui still didn't understand the meaning of Liu Yi's words. He was confused and finally said carelessly, "Pedantic, really pedantic. You kid, you are nothing like your father, that Confucian idiot." Virtue, grinding and whining, over and over again, going around and around, in the end, don't you still eat from the fields, pull you in the fields, and be buried in the fields after death, how can you pretend to be elegant with me?"

Liu Yi was stunned. He did not expect that the leader of the farm family did not understand the meaning of his language. In desperation, he could only stand there and listen to Mr. Kui talking to himself.

"Bah, those rotten scholars from Xianda Academy are all so sanctimonious there, and they even shamelessly say, 'If you don't study for a day, the food will taste tasteless.' Bah! You want them to try it without eating for a day?" Kui Lao bah. He shouted, "Starve these poor and rotten scholars to death."

Older people always have an indescribable stubbornness in their character. The more Mr. Kui spoke, the angrier he became. He suddenly glared at Liu Yi, grabbed Liu Yi and Ying Cheng with his left and right hands, and kicked their butts a few more times. He kicked and said, "There is no such thing as 'food is never tired of fine food, food is never tired of fine food'. Is it easy for farmers to grow some land? They have ruined all the good food. They should be beaten! They should be beaten!"

In this way, Liu Yi and Ying Cheng became the punching bag for Mr. Kui's long-standing grudges.

"You deserve to be killed!" The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and Kui Lao became increasingly murderous.

Li Yanfeng, who was watching the show, laughed, went back to the house and closed the door!

Just when Liu and Ying were about to cry without tears, less than three breaths later, the door opened again, and Li Yanfeng was holding a wooden sword in his hand. That's the attitude of a real person.

Before Li Yanfeng could get into his stance, Mr. Kui clicked his sour yellow teeth and hooked his right index finger, and a sunflower stem sprang out from his sleeve. Li Yanfeng was immediately hooked to Mr. Kui's hand.

As expected, Li Yanfeng was also beaten, the kind that covered his head and face!

While Liu Yi was covering his butt pitifully, he thought to himself: After being beaten by this old man, the unknown anger has subsided, so forget it!

Some people died, but not completely...