Unsheath the knife and return it only when there is blood!
I took the dagger and returned to the kitchen in a daze, squeezing my brains out. I didn’t think that I could do anything. Could it be that I was asked to drive hundreds of pigs to crowd the five or six thousand people in this group? Can't we go to the Daling River?
"Bang!"
Just as I was thinking about it, I got a hard chestnut blow on my head. When I looked up, I saw Liu Junsheng's lackey soldiers with their arms around each other, looking up at me, and said with great arrogance, "Li Erniu, you bitch Bones, is your brain flooded? Why hasn't General Liu's food been delivered for a long time? Huh! Don't think that if you can chat with General Deng every now and then, you're on a high branch. In General Liu's one-third-acre land , the king of heaven is here, and I almost didn’t mean it. Let me tell you, the general has a big event tonight. If your meal is late and delays the general’s career, do you believe that the general will skin you alive when he returns from victory? "
After being beaten like this by the lackey soldier, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in my mind, but it was still vaguely visible. I had to smile for a while and said calmly, "Hey, brother, you must have misunderstood me. Thinking of General Liu's hard training today, the young man went to the back mountain to catch a wild pheasant in the afternoon, thinking of replenishing it for the general. The meat of this wild animal is not easy to burn. No, it was loaded just after the fire. Just when I was about to take a breath, big brother, you came."
"Bang!" There was another chestnut sound. The soldier scolded me, "Breathe? Breathe! I tell you, if the general doesn't eat this pheasant within a cup of tea, I will stew you so that you can no longer breathe. Do you hear me?" ?”
I agreed again and again, and the soldiers showed off their power in the kitchen and asked for a bowl of chicken soup. After drinking it with sweat, I turned around and left with satisfaction.
I didn't have time to get angry, so I calmed down and calmed down. The ray of spiritual light just now broke through the liver and gallbladder, penetrated the heaven and spirit, and suddenly understood the mountains and seas.
I couldn't help but cover my mouth and laugh, that's it! So that’s it!
It turned out that General Deng had activated me since the first day I entered the military camp. The general first placed me in the kitchen of Liu Junsheng's tent. There were many people in the kitchen and it was difficult to be discovered, which allowed me to spy on the news as much as I wanted. General Deng came here every once in a while. During casual chats, I asked him again. All the information I got was informed to General Deng. In this way, I completed the transmission and conversion of the information inadvertently and quietly.
I thought of the dagger the general gave me again, and my heart suddenly became enlightened again.
Although Liu Junsheng is a playboy and is very arrogant in his daily life, he cherishes his life extremely and always wraps himself in the center of his confidants, making it impossible for anyone to get close to him easily. Apart from Liu Junsheng's personal guards, the only people who could get close to him on weekdays were military doctors and cooks.
And I am precisely the cook responsible for delivering meals to Liu Junsheng.
It seems that General Deng will let me serve as Zhuanzhu and Jingke!
For a child like me who was born in a civilian family, if he wants to join the military, he must make great contributions. Liu Junsheng is cruel and cruel. Being able to cut off his head, kill the Huaxing elders, and help General Deng eradicate the traitors is really impressive. It is a great achievement. I firmly believe that as long as I kill Liu Junsheng, my military career will be smooth sailing.
But there are pros and cons. Doing this is extremely risky. If you fail, not only will you die at the hands of Xiaoxiao, but you will also implicate General Deng and the entire people of Lingyuan City. The price is too high!
My heart is shaking and I can't control myself.
In the end, I clenched my fists, success comes from the small, wealth comes from the danger, since I can only get close to Liu Junsheng, so let's do it!
After thinking about it, I immediately sneaked into the military doctor's tent. I wanted to get a dose of poison, but I didn't know the pharmacology, so I grabbed a lot of drunken grass commonly used by farmers for pain relief, mashed it into juice, and poured it into Liu Junsheng's private kitchen. After thoroughly stirring the rice wine, he took an ordinary roast chicken and the wine mixed with herbs, calmed down, and went straight to Liu Junsheng's tent.
Liu Junsheng was addicted to alcohol and would die when he saw the yellow soup. When he saw me coming with wine, he hesitated at first and refused to raise his glass. I pretended to be stupid and said, "How can half a jar of yellow soup stop the general from drinking a lot of wine?"
Liu Junsheng thought about it, scolded me a few times, and then kicked me out.
When I came out of the tent, I deliberately yelled loudly and flatteringly into the tent, "General, please take it easy. I will send you pig trotters later! You are full and can work hard."
After saying that, I quickly ran back to the kitchen, closed the door neatly, took a deep breath, and was already sweating profusely.
Huangfu Lu once said to me: The Drunken God Grass has a dry nature. Pound the juice with hot wine and mix it with three qian. After a while, you will feel drunk and no longer feel any pain.
I think what Huangfu Lu said is right, but just to be on the safe side, I put about 9 cents worth of Drunken God Grass in a jar of wine. Hehe, I'm really bad.
A quarter of an hour later, Higurashi had closed the door.
I guessed that the time was up, so I tied two boning knives to my legs, carried a vegetable basket in my hand, and walked out of the kitchen again. Along the way, I talked and laughed like a normal person. To outsiders, my face was calm, but my heart was already racing.
With the foreshadowing just now, Liu Junsheng's soldiers in front of the tent let me enter the tent without any obstruction.
After entering the tent and seeing no movement, he asked softly, "General, are you there?"
There was no reply from the tent, so I took a deep breath and ventured into the tent. I saw Liu Junsheng lying on the bed like a dead fish, breathing heavily but not moving. Looking around, I saw that there were only two of us in the tent.
I was so excited that I tremblingly took out a bone-opening knife and walked towards it. You carelessly lost Jingzhou, Liu Junsheng, Liu Junsheng, you indulge the soldiers and do many evil things, like the owl in the north mountain, its wings are unclean.
Today, if I kill you, I will eliminate harm for the people and leave your name in the annals of history!
As I thought about it, I was so excited that I couldn't help but speed up my pace. I silently recited "kill people like butchering pigs, kill people like butchering pigs" over and over again. However, my whole body was cold, unconscious, and I was trembling. I walked towards the bed with only a sense of bravery.
After all, this is my first time killing someone!
Suddenly, things started to get complicated. When they reached the sand table in the center of the tent, the undrawn bone-opening knife on his left leg hit the edge of the table. With a "clang", the bone-opening knife between his legs fell to the ground, and Liu Junsheng moved with the sound.
I was horrified, no, this kid is awake!
When he turned over and sat up, I hurriedly put the knife in my right hand behind my waist, picked up the knife that had fallen to the ground with my left hand, faced Liu Junsheng, opened the vegetable basket, and started chopping with a clang.
Liu Junsheng sat on the couch, rubbing his head, his eyes looking sinister, "What are you doing?"
"Back to General, I was in a hurry. I forgot to remove the head, tail and cut the roasted chicken. General, I will atone for my sins." My heart was already in my throat, I was sweating profusely, my expression was uncontrollable, my body was shaking, so I simply lowered my head and handed over my hand. .
Liu Junsheng's stern voice came, "Oh? Didn't you just say you were sending pig's trotters? Why did you send another roasted chicken? Didn't you already send a roasted chicken just now?"
I secretly thought that Liu Junsheng was 'knowing something', but he smiled and said, "Back to General, I originally planned to give you pig's trotters, but the pig's trotters were cold, so I was afraid that you would have a bad stomach, so I gave you a roast chicken." Come here. General, please don't think that I'm just doing it perfunctory. The roasted chicken just now is a domestic chicken, and this roasted chicken is a pheasant. The two chickens taste different?"
Liu Junsheng still sat motionless and asked me, "What's the difference?"
I carefully replied, "General, the meat of pheasant meat is very firm and chewy. It also has much less water than domestic chicken, so it tastes very chewy."
Liu Junsheng was sitting on the couch, moving his upper body casually, and his bones creaked, which made my scalp numb.
A voice as cold as winter snow came again, "Since it's such a good thing, why didn't you send it earlier? Do you want to keep it all to yourself?"
I hurriedly said, "You're wronged, General. Pheasant meat is thick and hard, and needs to be stewed slowly over high fire to taste. I heard that the General had a big job tonight, so I rummaged through the mountains all afternoon before catching it, so I Just now, the pheasant had just been stewed and was ready to be taken out of the pot, and the little man rushed over without stopping. Besides..."
I deliberately pretended to be submissive, which aroused Liu Junsheng's interest. He spat out, "If you have anything to say, it doesn't matter."
I raised my head slightly and said, "General, you grew up in fine clothes and fine food. I was afraid that you would not be used to eating pheasant meat, so I didn't bring it with you just now."
Liu Junsheng's voice became much softer, "Yes. It's done."
I felt reassured, and it seemed that what General Deng said was right. His dual identity as a young man and a cook, coupled with the anesthetic power of the Drunken God Grass, made this Armor-Removal Level Lieutenant Commander slightly relax his vigilance, and he almost believed it.
"Back to General, I just finished chopping! I can serve you some food." I started to borrow the donkey from Poxia.
"Oh? Such a coincidence?" Liu Junsheng lowered his voice, "How do I, the general, remember that a flood flooded the Lingyuan Mountains, and the entire mountain range was surrounded by ice and snow. Where can I find game?"
I cursed secretly in my heart: What a straight mother-in-law, you actually set a trap for me. He immediately said, "Hey, what a coincidence! General, a chicken is a phoenix in the human world. If this thing suddenly appears in the wilderness, doesn't it mean that the general will succeed tonight?"
"Oh, I'd like to lend you some good words!" Liu Junsheng's voice was low again, cold and lonely, "Put down the knife, take out the chicken, hold it flat with both hands, and present it. If you dare to make any move, I will immediately tell you that you have a strange head. Place!"
I felt something was wrong in my heart, but I still obeyed and obeyed. I knelt down on my knees, bent my back and lowered my head. I knelt down in front of the couch, raised my hands above my head, and said respectfully, "General, please use it slowly."
Liu Junsheng's voice was close at hand, as cold as ice, "On weekdays, I am not drunk at all. But today I only drank four bowls of rice wine, and I feel drowsy and my whole body is soft. Did you kiddo something? Hehehe ! You are so courageous! Say, who sent you here? What do you want?"
Before I could answer, a cold light flashed across my lowered eyes, and I felt a thump in my heart.
Liu Junsheng's knife was gently unsheathed. It seemed that the thief was already murderous. I was sweating heavily on the ground, but I held on to my hands without shaking and thought quickly about countermeasures.
Liu Junsheng's words were cold, mixed with a hint of frivolity, "I have known for a long time that you and Deng are flirting with each other. There are only so many people in the world, and there are no secrets. Old dog Deng Yan must have known that our general was going to attack the city tonight, so he naturally expected him." I will send people to do something, but this general never expected that Deng Yan would be blinded by lard and send a useless thing like you to kill me. Hahaha, God help me!"
In the face of ridicule, I gritted my teeth. Life or death depends on me. Today, I will fight with you!
I raised my head and looked at Liu Junsheng indifferently.
Liu Junsheng slowly raised his sword, looking at me like a rotten dog, "Tonight, I, the general, have something big to do, and I am short of gifts to sacrifice the flag. I would like to lend you your head, you..."
Before I finished the word 'you', I seized the opportunity, and I held a plate full of roasted chicken in one hand in my left hand. I pushed it forward, and the full plate of chicken came out. Liu Junsheng instinctively leaned back slightly. Taking advantage of this opportunity, I put my right hand on my back and drew the knife. I used all my strength to move from right to left, lowered my body and swept the knife across the room. Then I stepped on the couch with my feet and rolled away.
I stood up and hid most of my body behind the sand table, leaving only my head in Liu Junsheng's sight, glaring directly at Liu Junsheng.
"Haha! This man surnamed Deng really looks down on me, and even if he wants to assassinate, he will not send a clever assassin. Today, I will use your boy's blood to sacrifice the flag. Tomorrow morning, the army will kill Lingyuan, and then cook your parents alive. I will personally eat the heart and liver of the two elders and make your family happy together." Liu Junsheng sat upright on the bed and looked at me with a sneer, "Don't worry, Lord Jiang's order will come soon, and I will kill a hundred people. , will be safe and sound. You have to know that a bad life is a bad life, it is destined at birth and no one can change it."
Liu Junsheng stood up and was about to attack me, but he fell to the ground.
In shock, Liu Junsheng lowered his head and saw that everything from the base of his feet had been cut off by the knife I had just struck. The effects of the drunken medicine had not expired, so he felt no pain. At this moment, Liu Junsheng was sitting on the ground, his tibia was exposed, blood was flowing, his eyes were empty, and he still felt no pain.
"Mr. Da once taught: The way to deal with thieves is to reward them without persuading them, and without fear of killing them, you will gradually get rid of them." I was still hiding behind the sand table, but I spoke passionately. The purpose was naturally to delay time, "You thief, Born in a peaceful and prosperous age, relying on family background, bullying the villagers, you deserve to die! Today I want your leg first, and I will count it as interest."
Liu Junsheng, who has always been arrogant, could not bear such humiliation. After hearing this, he was instantly furious. He stood up with his sword and swayed towards me. The sound of the friction between his tibia and the ground was breathtaking. There were bloodstains everywhere, but Liu Junsheng was seen with disheveled hair, like an immortal Shura.
As Liu Junsheng walked, he bared his teeth and said, "Ah ha! It still hurts a little. Boy, today I will eat your heart and liver, and then lead the armor to attack the city. No, I have thought about it, I want you to stay alive until we attack." Lingyuan City captured your parents alive, and this general will kill you alive in front of your parents!"
The terrifying figure swayed from side to side, swaying faster and faster. Although I succeeded in the sneak attack, I was no match for a warrior in the armor-removing realm. Even if Liu Junsheng was seriously injured and turned in half, I still couldn't beat him.
Thinking of this, I hurriedly ran outside the tent. Liu Junsheng called his personal guards, but no one responded.
I opened the tent, and a tall horse blocked my way. Immediately, General Deng, with a beautiful beard and a long face, wearing armor and holding a gun, was looking at me with a smile. A ray of breeze blew through her beautiful beard, showing her heroic spirit.
General Deng was like a clear spring to me who was on the verge of despair.
Suddenly, there was a roaring sound in my ears. When I looked up, I saw smoke and dust rolling up all over the sky in the distance, pressing towards the north like rolling thunder on the soothing terrain.
In a short while, red flags were fluttering around the tent, armor was densely covered, and golden drums were beating.
On the ground, a group of Liu thief's cronies and those who wielded swords and robes, including Qiao Wuliu, had been executed. The soldiers who surrendered voluntarily knelt on the ground, and they all obeyed. The soldiers who were led as internal responders all had their arms wrapped in red cloth and were in high spirits.
I stood there blankly, not knowing what to do for a moment.
Everything was within the general's expectations, but not within my expectations.
"Little friend, today, you used your own life, loyalty and wisdom to hold back the rebel general, so that the bandit order was forced to be used, and you captured time for me to quell the chaos." General Deng smiled, with a spring light on his face, and said loudly, "From today onwards , you are my little Sima of the Central Army. Soldiers, do you have any objections?"
The word "nuo" fell to the ground with an earth-shattering sound, and my eyes were left with "urine soup".
Brother, as you can see, we did not embarrass the "Zigui Fifth Primary School". I am a junior Sima of the Chinese Army!
While sighing, General Deng drew his bow and arrow and shot at Liu Junsheng's Chinese army tent. Rice wine from all directions also flew over, and in an instant it was filled with red fire. Liu Junsheng's screams were covered up by the cheers of the sergeants.
After a few calls, Liu Jun's hatred for life and death disappeared.
I looked at the raging fire and said with disdain, "Go down and drink slowly! You thief!"
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Little Sima is the assistant of Sima of the Chinese Army. He assists Sima of the Chinese Army in mobilizing money, food and equipment. This is a required lesson for a good general. After I took office, I was busy studying all day, and I forgot to go back to see my parents and brothers. Time flies. Three months have passed.
I was extremely excited when I heard that my eldest brother had been ordered to command the Pingtian Order of the Five Counties.
I also heard that my eldest brother was going to join Ying Cheng and Huangfu Lu in the world, and I couldn't sit still.
Those two guys, one has a good mouth and the other has a good pen, how can they protect the elder brother?
I immediately went to General Deng to ask for orders. General Deng seemed to have expected it, and said to me with a smile, "A young man is like the early spring, like the morning sun, like the sprouting of hundreds of flowers, like the new hair of a sharp blade, it is the most precious period in life. Also. Go, go, don’t waste the good time!”
Five days after my eldest brother set out, I picked up my halberd, mounted my horse, and led two hundred fine cavalry to leave the camp and run south.
Brother, I'm here!
Some people died, but not completely...
