"The succubus's transformation is that of a coquettish one. She wears scantily clad clothes and shows no moral integrity at all. Fortunately, he came out to create a body this time, otherwise you would have had needle eyes at such a young age!"
Jiang Qingyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said obediently: "Maybe, they have a tendency to expose themselves."
Chaos White Jade Mushroom nodded in agreement, "Well, you're right, I think so too!"
The Gods regard conservatism as their beauty, and their clothes are mostly simple and elegant in light colors. They are full of fairy spirit and give people a cool and earthly feeling. You can tell that they are extraordinary at a glance.
On the contrary, the demons' clothes are either bright red or purple, or they are all black and gray.
The woman covers her key parts with a piece of cloth, leaving a piece of gauze that is faintly visible, or she ties some gold and silver decorations on her hands, feet, and waist, making a tinkling sound that captures the heart and soul.
Most men don't wear shirts, exposing their strong muscles. The nobles in the devil will be a little restrained, but they always don't like to button up their clothes.
It's better if you take off your clothes and have some flesh, at least eight pieces.
It's hard to comment on those who are one piece. They are all fat and have fat heads and big ears, and they have to be shown off.
It’s a sin to look at it once, to prick your eyes after looking at it twice, and to look at it three times: Mom, don’t put oil in cooking today, I’m tired of it already.
Overall, three words, eye-catching!
This is a review from Chaos White Jade Mushroom.
Chaos White Jade Mushroom frowned, "You are leaving the secret realm tomorrow. Do you want to come and say goodbye?"
Jiang Qingyu was silent, "Yeah."
Although there is not much communication, one person and one mushroom on the same channel have established a deep friendship.
It's nothing more than a close friendship.
For Jiang Qingyu, the demon god Chaos White Jade Mushroom is a senior and a friend.
Chaos White Jade Mushroom:...
"You won't become the second little peach blossom, will you?"
He was really scared, Xiao Taohua's appearance before her death left a shadow on him.
Chaos White Jade Mushroom wrinkled his nose, humans are too fragile.
"Of course I won't!" Jiang Qingyu didn't like this sad atmosphere and bluntly rejected it: "I will work hard to stay alive until I complete the mission left by the Moon God!"
Chaos White Jade Mushroom immediately answered: "Then don't break your promise!"
He didn't want to see the second little peach blossom.
The topic was heavy, Jiang Qingyu laughed and changed the subject: "By the way, you succeeded in transforming, do you, the seniors, know?"
Chaos White Jade Mushroom immediately blushed and hesitated for a long time, unable to say a word.
Jiang Qingyu took a look: Yes, it's obvious, I don't know.
"Why! Isn't it just for the sake of your senior husbands that you transformed?" Jiang Qingyu's tone was filled with hatred, confusion, and curiosity.
Chaos White Jade Mushroom's blood suddenly surged up, her baby face turned red, and she pursed her lips for a long time: "...How do you know that I transformed for Fu Zhu..."
"You can barely show your thoughts on your face, but you still need me to guess?" Jiang Qing raised her eyebrows slightly, half-smiling: "I have never seen a mushroom spirit with an inexplicable red umbrella cover. You He is the first one, worthy of being a demon god."
Hearing the joking in Jiang Qingyu's tone, the Chaos White Jade Mushroom turned even redder, connecting to his neck and ears, like cooked shrimps.
"Is it that obvious..."
"Isn't it that obvious?"
"You are actually making fun of me. I want to unilaterally announce that I will never have a cup of tea with you again!!"
Jiang Qingyu blinked and spoke clearly, "I'll pour another cup of tea, and you'll change back to your original shape. Show me how the umbrella cover turns red!"
"Ahhhhhh——! The mushroom exploded!!! Jiang Xiaoyu! You hate it!!"
The Chaos White Jade Mushroom was so angry that it turned into its original shape, rolling around on the spot, without any trace of the aura of a demon god.
Jiang Qingyu silently took out a picture stone.
If the child is quiet, he must be acting like a monster!
"What are you doing!" Chaos White Jade Mushroom, who smelled something amiss, returned to his human form and narrowed his eyes.
"It's nothing, just a souvenir."
! ! ! !
Chaos White Jade Mushroom Pupil Earthquake!
The corners of Jiang Qing's lips curled up slightly, and he smiled evilly: "By the way, I'll show it to my senior husbands."
Chaos White Jade Mushroom's pupils trembled again and again! !
He stretched out the mycelium and grabbed the photo stone in his hand. As soon as he saw it, his red face turned white and then turned black.
Jiang Qingyu was amazed!
This is the inheritance of intangible cultural heritage transformed into facial makeup! .
Before Chaos White Jade Mushroom got angry, Jiang Qingyu struck preemptively: "The little girl already knows her mistake, the demon god senior is so proud of her!!"
"Puff!" Chaos White Jade Mushroom broke through in one second.
God raised up Guisi so much.
Jiang Qingyu smiled and expressed his confidence.
He raised his little hand at the Chaos White Jade Mushroom and said, "Don't you just want to chase after my husband and seniors? Good 'sister', come here and let me explain slowly!"
"You are still a cub, are you sure you can make suggestions for me?" Chaos White Jade Mushroom expressed disbelief and doubt.
Jiang Qingyu patted her chest, "Good 'sisters', you can't say that. As human beings, we have a kind of book called Huaben, which mainly describes love. Although I have never experienced it, I have never eaten pork and have never seen a pig run away. ?”
"I've read the book of that story, if not a hundred, but maybe eighty, and I've already memorized the routines in it!"
"Good 'sister', I'm very reliable!!"
Seeing Jiang Qingyu's vow, Chaos White Jade Gu cursed: "What a good 'sister', they are obviously good brothers!"
Jiang Qingyu rubbed his chin and looked at the demon god whose body was a mushroom. He said it sounded ugly, but his body was very honest.
Ah bah bah bah!
No, no!
When did such greasy words get remembered in my brain!
Jiang Qingyu quickly shook her head, shaking these boss-like remarks out of her intelligent brain.
Chaos White Jade Mushroom stopped five steps away from Jiang Qingyu and frowned, "Why are you so crazy!"
Jiang Qingyu smiled politely: "You don't have to say it if you don't know it. There is nothing I like to hear."
"It's nothing, I'm sick."
Chaos White Jade Mushroom: (○Д○)
"Teacher Xiaoyu's emotional class has started. In view of the poor foundation of Senior Demon God, I would like to remind you that every next sentence is a key point. It is recommended that it is better to read it once by hand than by hearing it a thousand times. A good memory is not as good as a bad pen. Come on! Old man!"
Chaos White Jade Mushroom: (ω｀) Silently took out the writing brush and jade slips.
"Okay! Lesson 1! Recognize your own advantages and use them to attract the other party!"
…
one day one Night.
A little knowledge about Chaos White Jade Mushroom's evil pursuit of his wife. Finally, he achieved some success before the secret realm opened!
The notes scattered all over the place and the ink flying everywhere made the white mist flowers that bloomed silently last night miserable.
Chaos White Jade Mushroom waved his sleeves and put away the mess on the floor. His face was full of reluctance: "You do have two brushes. This time when you go out, don't be like Little Peach Blossom and make yourself miserable!"
"Don't worry, it won't happen!" Jiang Qing comforted with a smile.
"...Little Taohua said the same thing last time."
Jiang Qingyu:......
Knowing that Chaos White Jade Mushroom was worried about him, Jiang Qingyu did not say harsh words or play tricks, and replied patiently:
"Didn't you help me change the monk's memory of this experience? When I go out this time, no one knows my identity except the owner of Peach Blossom Island and a few sect elders!"
