Lin Yun wanted to answer him, but didn't know how to start.
After all, they haven't watched Journey to the West or watched the video of Tang Monk driving a car, so they can't get the laughs out of it.
She wiped away her tears, took a few deep breaths and said, "Forgive me for my shitty smile. The scene of Buddha running around is more funny than I imagined. It would be better if I wore a hat."
"Buddha, do you have a Vairocana hat? It's the kind with two straps hanging from your ears. If so, put it on and let me see."
Wuchen resisted the urge to roll his eyes: "Are you sick?"
Why did Hao Duanduan ask him to wear the hat? It was the dharma hat he wore when he was crowned as a Buddhist disciple. How could he take it out casually?
"Does mental illness count?" Lin Yun blurted out.
"Get in the car!" He gritted his teeth and said. He really didn't want to say another word to her. He was afraid that he would slap her to death.
"Oh, the Buddhists of this generation are a bit evil." Lin Yun stepped on the pedal and climbed onto the roof of the car neatly.
Su Zichen glanced at Fozi, whose face was as dark as a pig's liver, and then turned over it while suppressing a smile.
Wuchen's suppressed anger slowly dissipated as he drove.
This off-road vehicle is much more interesting than riding a flying boat.
On the roof of the car, Lin Yun took out a bag of melon seeds and started eating them with Su Zichen.
Shangguan Qianyao, who had sensitive ears, heard the sound of cracking melon seeds, her eyes lit up, she got out of the car window, stepped on the window sill and climbed onto the roof of the car.
"Why are you up here?" Lin Yun reached out and gave her a hand.
"I also want to eat melon seeds. You provide the melon seeds and I provide the gossip."
"Oh?" She suddenly became interested: "Tell me about it."
Shangguan Qianyao's little mouth opened like endless silk, and more and more were drawn out.
Together with Lin Yun, the two of them chattered like starlings in a cage.
Su Zichen opened his big clear eyes and listened to gossip while eating melon seeds.
The pleasant scene does not look like participating in a competition, but more like a group of like-minded young people going on a trip.
In this way, they drove all the way to find the monster. The drivers in the driving seat changed one after another, and they all experienced the fun of driving.
It would be perfect if we ignore that Yun Chan takes everyone into the valley.
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Night falls.
After running around for a long time, just when everyone was about to find a place to rest, the sound of pipa was heard in the distance, and the sound of pipa was also mixed with other sounds of fighting.
The people in the car looked at each other. Which sect was the Qingyin Sect fighting with?
Lin Yun closed his eyes and released his consciousness, and carefully explored the source of the sound. After a while, he opened his eyes, took off the illuminated night pearl stuck on the windshield, and returned it to Shangguan Qianyao.
"The ghost bone has appeared again. Let's go and see what's going on."
Putting the off-road vehicle back into space, the group put on the invisibility charm and moved over there.
"Give up, don't struggle anymore, it's better to crush the identity card to stay safe." Shen Yu crossed his arms and looked at the two direct disciples of the Qingyin Sect and the three direct disciples of the Xingyue Sect who were surrounded by ghost bones.
"Resistance is futile, it's better to reunite with others as soon as possible."
"If my senior brother takes action, his sword is too fast and he accidentally scratches your beautiful faces, leaving scars that will not look good."
Lan Qiuling suddenly swept the strings with her fingers, and the arc-shaped light blade cut off the ghost bone that came towards her.
"Using ghost bones to help you kill monsters and besiege us is cheating!"
Meng Qianlu hooked a strand of hair on her chest with her fingers and said with a sweet smile: "The rules of the competition do not say that you cannot borrow external force. If this is considered cheating, Xingyue Sect is also considered cheating."
Mu Hua panted and said, "We are weapon cultivators and we don't have magical weapons. What can we do with you? We fight you with bare hands?"
"No need to say more to them," Lu Wenshan said, standing between the two of them with a cold face.
He raised his left hand, holding a white spar in his palm. Inside the spar, there was a green to black flame beating.
I saw him using his spiritual power to activate the crystal, and a cyclone appeared in front of him. A group of ghost bones came out of the cyclone in a short while.
In addition, there are at least more than two hundred ghost bones besieging them.
This is undoubtedly adding insult to injury for them.
Lou Xingyue's spiritual power was exhausted, and she stumbled and fell to the ground. Lan Qiuling quickly pulled her up with quick eyes and hands.
She bit her lip, with unwillingness and helplessness in her eyes: "Mu Hua, I don't have much spiritual power left. Although I am unwilling, I can only crush the identity card."
"There are still three secret realm competitions, and it won't be too late to settle the score with them then."
Mu Hua looked at the two junior brothers who were blocking the way to deal with the ghost bones. Their uniforms were stained with blood, and their sword hands were shaking.
The thin lips that were pressed open slightly, and he said calmly: "Second junior brother, third junior brother, crush the identity card."
After hearing this, the two of them fought off the ghost bones and retreated, their identity cards appearing in their hands.
Shen Yu said proudly: "It would have been better if we had done this earlier. It was a waste of time."
Mu Hua glared at him: "Don't be too proud, there will always be someone to take care of you."
"It's a joke. With the Ghost Stone in hand, we can control the ghost bones in the entire secret realm. Even if the Taixu Sect's people come, we won't need to take action. We will kill them just by using the ghost bones."
Lin Yun and others happened to hear these words when they arrived, and immediately saw the direct disciples of Qingyin Sect and Xingyue Sect who were surrounded by ghost bones, crushed their identity cards and were teleported out.
Meng Qianlu shook Lu Wenshan's hand happily: "Senior Brother, we are so lucky to be able to find a treasure like the Ghost Stone in the secret realm. With it, the first place in this competition belongs to our Xuanfeng Sect."
"Who is our next target?"
Lu Wenshan's lips curled into a sneer: "Lianhua Sect."
Speaking of Lianhua Sect Shen Yu got angry: "I didn't expect that one Qi refining period would be so powerful. If it weren't for the excessive consumption of spiritual power that night, I couldn't summon the ghost bones at once, otherwise I would have to make them look good!"
"Maybe the second, third, and fourth brothers were eliminated by them."
"Ah, you really got it right." Lin Yun walked out of the darkness with his hands behind his back, a sly smile on his lips: "Do you need me to tell you the process in detail?"
"Lin Yun!" Shen Yu clenched his fists. Seeing her reminded him of the ugliness that happened in Cangyun Mountain a year ago, and that ugly sound.
"If there is a road to heaven, you don't take it. If there is no door to hell, you just go through it. That's fine. This will save us the trouble of going to settle accounts with you!"
"You dare to say that you grew up eating awesome food." Her eyes swept over his face: "My cultivation level has risen to a higher level, but my appearance has not improved at all, and I am still as ugly as ever. "
After saying that, he clicked his tongue in disgust.
Today I learned from Shangguan Qianyao that this guy pays most attention to appearance and looks in the mirror eight hundred times a day.
Shen Yu pointed at her and said angrily: "I am ranked twenty-fifth on the list of handsome men. If I am ugly, it is obviously because you are blind!"
"Yes, yes, I was blinded by your ugliness."
"..." His mind was so angry that he couldn't think of a retort.
Lu Wenshan glanced at Ye Ling, and it turned out that she was the one who made the breakthrough that day.
He raised the ghost stone and turned his gaze to Lin Yun: "I hope your mouth will be as hard as it is now."
Lin Yun blinked: "Huh? Can't you get hard?"
As soon as she finished speaking, a trumpet appeared in her hand, and she shouted into the trumpet at the highest pitch: "Female cultivators from all sects, please listen carefully. The senior brother of Xuanfeng Sect cannot be strong!"
