"You are a spell caster, and you still ask me? Are you provoking?"
Thinking of the place he was teleported to that day, Qin Yuyan burst into anger: "Lin Yun, you did it on purpose. You wanted us to tell you and let everyone laugh."
"Anyway, I won't tell you that we fell into a monster's den and were covered in feces."
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When she realized what she had said, she immediately pursed her lips and glared at Lin Yun angrily.
"Ah~ so we fell into a shit pit." Lin Yun suppressed a smile and said: "Look how good I am to you. If you want to eliminate us, I will give you monsters."
"Half of the credit belongs to me, so...should the points be divided equally?"
She rolled her eyes: "Your face is much thicker than that of a monster!"
"It's good to be thick-skinned. Keep warm in winter."
"You..." Qin Yu gritted his teeth in anger.
Wuchen and others looked at the road under their feet and were stunned for a moment, then their expressions returned to normal in the blink of an eye.
During this part of the journey, Lin Yun kept talking to them, and after another insult, he took out his trumpet and said, "It would be a pity not to sing a song in this situation. I will sing a song for you for free."
Except for the direct disciples of Taixu Sect, all of them looked like they wanted to die.
The familiar "fairy sound" came.
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Ah, hiss, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh..."
"Lin Yun, what are you talking about? Shut up!" Baili Shaoheng said with a dark face.
As soon as the World-Destroying Fairy Sound came out, they trembled in fright, and the transmission of spiritual power was cut off. The shield dissipated and they were drenched in the rain. When they recovered, they hurriedly re-condensed the shield.
Lin Yun ignored him. Seeing that there was no movement yet, he deliberately raised his voice to give him a boost.
"Ah~ah~ah~ah, ahhhhh, ahhhhhhh!"
The last note soared into the sky, and she worked so hard that the veins on her neck were exposed.
Li Xizhou couldn't bear it anymore and drew his sword: "Sing it again if you have the ability!"
"I can't sing it. I can't guarantee that the words will be exactly the same as before when I sing it again." When she was about to sing the next song, the mountain suddenly shook.
It's coming, it's coming.
Lin Yun stood on tiptoe excitedly, looking at the man-eating flower king that was extremely beautiful in her eyes at the moment.
"Old fans, we meet again, do you like the new song?
"By the way, I brought a very, very good friend to see you this time."
As he spoke, he moved towards the position where the Taixu Sect's relatives were standing and made an introduction: "Dangdang, it's them."
In the heavy rain, the King of Flowers shook his flower body angrily. It was okay for the damn humans to disturb its purity. Now it brought so many people with it. Was it to take revenge?
Okay, okay, this time pierce their bodies and pick out the meridians in their bodies one by one.
If Lin Yun knew about it, he would definitely reply: You are picking the shrimp thread.
The wet ground broke through vines as thick as arms all over the sky, attacking everyone.
Lin Yun, who was well prepared, threw out a lot of colorful pills with his backhand.
Thick green and yellow fog mixed together and quickly enveloped a large area around it. The fog was so thick that people and animals could not be distinguished.
Explosions and thunder and lightning sounded one after another.
Taking advantage of the chaos, Lin Yun and others used teleportation talismans to teleport a hundred meters away.
Lin Yun raised her hand and a simple off-road vehicle appeared on the ground. She opened the door and signaled them to get in.
"Get in the car quickly!"
Everyone bent down and sat in with their eyes full of novelty. Seven seats were simply not enough space to sit in. In addition, all Buddhist monks were tall and powerful, so the carriage was extremely crowded.
Gui Cheng, who had the largest muscles, had half of his body stuck, and Wu Chen was still standing outside.
"It's okay to have such a good figure. Who are you trying to seduce?" Lin Yun held the car door with his left hand and stepped on his big ass with his right foot.
"Get the fuck in!"
He kicked him in hard, and Wuchen frowned at this scene.
"Buddha, there's no room to sit inside. Choose one, the roof, the bottom of the car, or the trunk. Hurry up." She said very quickly: "There is another option, sit on my lap."
"Trunk." This sounded more reliable, and Wuchen silently cursed the slut in his heart.
After stuffing him into the trunk, Lin Yun quickly got into the driver's seat. Before driving away, Lin Qingxue's angry voice came.
"Sister, we are on the right path, when will you learn to use these vile things! Ugh~"
Lin Yun half-lowered the car window and replied: "Don't talk nonsense about any obscene things. They are all my treasures. If the situation hadn't forced me to do so, I wouldn't be willing to let you smell my incomparable elixir."
"Now you are lucky enough to be able to smell it, enjoy it secretly."
"You are just a pervert, who wants to smell shit with you!" Qin Yuyan's words broke.
With poor vision, Baili Shaoheng was dodging the attacks of the vines while enduring the indescribable stench. His mentality suddenly collapsed.
"Lin Yun, if you do all the immoral things, you will definitely be punished!"
Lin Yun chuckled softly: "My five elements are immoral, and what I am doing now is just to make up for my shortcomings. How can I get retribution?"
"Okay, my recovery skills are cooling down. If you have any questions, I will reply next time."
After that, he closed the car window, activated the spirit storage array on the steering wheel, and drove away with a car full of children.
The black car body shuttles through the secret realm as nimbly as a dragon swimming.
Lin Yun held the steering wheel with one hand and sat in a ruthless posture.
The co-pilot, Shangguan Qianyao, sat on Ye Ling's lap. She stretched out her hand to touch the car body curiously.
"Lin Yun, what kind of magic weapon is this? I have never seen it in the world of cultivation."
"This is called an off-road vehicle. It can protect you from wind, rain and sun. Do you want it?"
She nodded heavily: "Yes!"
"Friendly price, one hundred thousand high-grade spiritual stones."
"Hiss~" Hearing the price, he gasped: "It's too expensive, I can't afford it!"
In fact, she could afford it, but she had saved 100,000 high-grade spiritual stones over the years, and she was penniless after buying it.
"It's okay. If you have money, buy it again. My door will always be open for little beauties." Lin Yun looked back at them and just missed a big pit in front of them. The car drove quickly over the pit.
"Clang!"
The car body was shaken and flew one meter high, then fell heavily. The male repairman behind hit his head on the roof of the car and let out a cry of pain.
The worst thing was Wuchen, who was sitting in the trunk with his body curled up, his body directly pressed against the wall of the car.
"Lin Yun, what are you doing!"
"Oops, I'm very sorry. I didn't look at the road for a moment. My car must have been in great pain." Lin Yun was really distressed. This was an off-road vehicle that she and Master Ding made after countless discussions.
And it was a simplified version. After all, she was just a painter and could only draw shapes. She only learned a little bit about the precise things by recalling her second-hand broken car.
However, Master Ding is extremely talented in this area. He understands every time he explains it. The title of being able to do anything is really not for nothing.
Su Zichen, who was trapped, struggled to pull out from between the two Buddhist cultivators, lay down behind Lin Yun's chair, rubbed his hands and said: "Little junior sister, you are already far away from them, can you drive for me?"
"Okay," she agreed readily.
"The operation is similar to that of the Dark Night. If you want to slow down, you can cut off the spiritual storage array. If you want to speed up, you can activate it. If you want to go faster, you can inject your own spiritual power into it."
"What about the brakes?"
