"I was too harsh on myself before, so I decided to draw less...one talisman every day from now on!"
I'm so dizzy, it's better not to say anything like this.
After Lin Yun woke up, everyone immediately went out to look for monsters. After half a day's delay, the points of other sects increased a lot, especially Xuanfeng Sect.
Pei Zhi frowned and said, "Last night I saw them in last place, and one night later they were ranked fourth! They were only ten minutes away from catching up with us. How did they do it?"
"Did they break into the monster's den today?"
Shen Que held Yu Jian's hand tightly: "I always feel something is wrong. Find them as soon as possible. Now there are only three of them left. Even if Lu Wenshan is Nascent Soul, he can't beat four hands with one fist."
Lin Yun didn't have a good impression of the people of Xuanfeng Sect, so he immediately clenched his fist and said, "I'm going to blow their butts into eight pieces!"
Ye Ling nodded heavily: "Cut off their third leg again!"
The three male cultivators from the Ziyun Sect took a breath when they heard this and silently took a few steps back away from Ye Ling.
One is crazy, the other is cruel, the female cultivator of Lianhua Sect is terrifying!
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The group of people chose a direction to head towards the depths of the secret realm. Occasionally they encountered a few monsters on the way, and they were divided equally between the two sects.
Lin Yun looked at the towering tree not far ahead that required ten people to surround it, and couldn't help but exclaimed: "There are so many pits."
Everyone suspected that their ears had heard wrongly.
Mu Yuan couldn't help but raise his voice: "Little junior sister, what did you just say?"
"I said, there are a lot of pits. If you look at the dense leaves, even if you are naked, you may not be seen. And it is so high that there will definitely be no flies to disturb you."
Seeing everyone's shocked expressions, she asked: "Have you never solved the problem of grain reincarnation on the tree?"
Everyone shook their heads in unison, which normal monk would relieve himself in a tree!
Anyway, they can’t show off their face!
During the conversation, he walked under the tree, and suddenly a small branch fell from it and hit Lin Yun on the head.
She looked up and met a pair of pity-filled eyes. The good guy was hiding his aura!
Wuchen stood on the tree with his hands clasped together, with a faint smile on his lips: "Fellow Daoist Lin, we have bumped into each other again. It seems that you and I are destined."
As soon as he finished speaking, five figures appeared on the branches beside him. They stared at Lin Yun one by one, as if she were some sworn enemy.
Lin Yun's scalp was numb at the sight, and his heart suddenly moved. A trumpet appeared in his hand, and he used his spiritual power to shout:
"A direct disciple of the Buddhist sect defecated on a tree. He was struck by lightning for not being civilized!"
A personal biography from the Buddhist sect: ...It is shameful to spread rumors, and even more so, you will be struck by lightning!
The sound was mixed with mental attacks. For a moment when they were stunned, everyone ran away in perfect agreement.
Shen Que ran after them and said without knowing why, "We have more people than them, why do we run?"
"Although Buddha is in the middle stage of Nascent Soul, Ye Ling and I can work together to hold him back and let others deal with the remaining five direct disciples."
Lin Yun, who was running at the front, stepped forward with his right foot, braked with his foot, and pushed back the hair that was thrown to his chest: "Habit is a terrible thing."
Seeing her stop, the others also stopped.
Wuchen, who was catching up, snorted: "Aren't you going to run away?"
Lin Yun chuckled: "It was a misunderstanding last time. I was blind and took the wrong pill. I sincerely apologize to you all here."
"I am the compassionate Buddha. You will definitely not care about me, right?"
When their attention was focused on each other, dense vines clinging to the ground approached them unknowingly.
Wuchen's forehead twitched a few times. This woman's face was thicker than the fourth junior brother's indestructible body. It was simply unprecedented!
"There is no point in delaying time. You must be eliminated today, especially you, Lin Yun!"
Lin Yun, who has sharp eyes, saw the vines behind him: "Fozi, there is something that wants to use SM on you!"
wrong! There can't be just one vine.
"Everyone, be careful, there are perverts who like forced sex!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the discovered vines no longer hid and flew up to attack everyone.
The camouflaged piranha flowers around them revealed their true colors. The huge petals swayed violently, and the stamens opened and closed like the saw teeth of a shark. These vines protruded from the stamens.
Chen Qian said: "It's a piranha!"
Wuchen shattered the vines wrapped around his ankle with a palm, trying to drag him away.
Because of the addition of piranha, the battle situation has become complicated. On the one hand, we have to deal with the difficult piranha, and on the other hand, we have to guard against the opponent's sneak attack.
No, Lin Yungang used a talisman to blow up the perverted piranha trying to attack his chest. A Buddhist cultivator recited a string of mantras, and golden Sanskrit words that he could neither read nor understand floated out of his mouth.
Lin Yun suddenly felt like he was Sun Wukong with a tightening curse, and he had a severe headache.
Another fucking mental attack!
Okay, okay, it’s just a spell, who can’t do it!
The trumpet returned to his hand, and the mouth of the trumpet pointed at the handsome Buddhist cultivator and shouted Mai: "Recite sutras to me, I am not Sun Wukong. If you can rap, I can too!"
“I’m always cramming, cramming, this rap is cramming, cramming,
Why are you just cramming, cramming..."
Each word was spoken in an angry voice against the sacred golden Sanskrit.
A piranha stretched out its waist and wanted to wrap her up in its stamens. Lin Yun, who was screaming at the top, made a big backhand move.
The petals of the beaten piranha flower split, and they retracted and closed the "door" tightly.
Yun Chan froze on the spot, his mind filled with her roar. He wanted to use another spell to counterattack, but he opened his mouth and said: "I always improvise..."
After realizing what he said, Yun Chan immediately covered his mouth with horror in his eyes.
What kind of curse is this? So powerful that he can control the consciousness of others!
Wu Chen was fighting against Ye Ling and Shen Que. Fu Xiu's talisman was already annoying, and Lin Yun's heart-rending voice kept ringing in his ears.
Momentarily disturbed by her voice, his moves slowly became disorganized.
Another impromptu sentence came at me, and he couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "My Buddha's feet are right here, come and hug me!"
Yun Chan, who was standing opposite Lin Yun, lifted up his clothes and stretched out his right foot: "You can hug me if you are close to me."
"Lin...uh..." Lin Yun stopped his voice like a goose suddenly grabbed by the neck.
Mu Yuan, who was closest to her, said: "Junior sister, it's okay. If you keep shouting, I will no longer be a music cultivator."
"Okay, I'll sing one last line to end it perfectly." She opened her mouth and cleared her throat.
"Be a good monk~
Hot blood, hot intestines~
More than the sun..."
Before the last word was sung, the ground shook suddenly and the trees shook violently.
The piranhas that attacked them all put away their vines and lowered their "heads" in the same direction.
