Where Canduras is.
Whatever the original name of this place was, it is now called Canduras.
This is what Leoric said, and anyone who has an opinion can interview him.
"So there is a hammer in the Dream Prison?
What a surprise, this guy showed up at the wrong time. "
Leoric held a quill in his hand and kept writing something on the parchment.
He's working hard to do his job as a king, which is good.
At least Leoric is not the kind of guy who doesn't care about anything, and at this time, Leoric almost never makes a mistake.
"Of course, great King Leoric.
So can my contribution as a psychiatrist make you give up the idea of using me as a sacrifice? "
Ms. Harley Quinzel said, wearing the same business attire he hadn't worn in a long time.
Most lunatics cannot become crazy in front of Leoric, although Harley Quinzel is still the same Harley Quinn.
But at least she doesn't look like that anymore.
"This is not enough.
Your life is doomed, I promised those barbarians.
If you weren't still of some use, you would probably have become the sacrifice by now. "
Leoric said without raising his head.
The profession of psychiatrist did not exist in Sanctuary.
Although there are similar guys, most of those guys call themselves bards?
In fact, to put it bluntly, they are a group of guys who tell stories to relieve other people's psychological pressure.
There are some strong people among them. After all, the profession of bard is just a disguise.
Anyone can say that he is a bard if necessary, as long as he can tell a story.
It doesn't even matter whether the story he tells is interesting or not.
"Honestly, His Majesty King Leoric.
What do I need to do to take control of my life again?
You said sleeping with you?
No, no, no, this is impossible~
Although I like you the way you are now, I always think you are still a giant skeleton in my mind. "
Ms. Harley Quinzel said exaggeratedly.
Leoric finally raised his head.
"I know you are crazy, but your madness always appears at the right embarrassing moment.
So you are selectively crazy?
That's right, mental illness is not an intellectual disability. "
Leoric took out the Sword of the King in his hand, and his posture seemed to be that he was going to let Ms. Harley Quinzel say goodbye to the beautiful world at this time.
"Hehe~ I'm sorry, I have auditory hallucinations.
These voices are always chirping in my mind, and occasionally they make me have some strange opinions.
So, your condition is that I don’t bother you?
If this can make you give up the idea of killing me, then I can guarantee that I will never appear in front of you. "
Ms. Harley Quinzel said this.
Although she doesn't have the makeup as Harley Quinn, she is still as crazy at this time.
Unfortunately, having sex with a crazy person is also illegal.
But it seems that Canduras doesn’t have a fully mature law yet?
"I'm going to let you say goodbye to the world now.
You're so annoying, especially when you have other agendas in mind.
Want a new life?
This is a good dream, and everyone who faces a painful road ahead can pursue a new life.
If your life is all about me having the final say, I think I'll give you this chance. "
Leoric held up his crown and tilted his head to look at Harley Quinzel in front of him.
"My death was decided by those barbarians?
So what right do they have to decide a person's life and death?
I think even if I am guilty, it should be decided by the law. "
Harley Quinzel finally put aside her crazy facade.
Crazy is not determined by a disguise, it is a person's heart and mind.
Can Dr. Harley Quinzel really not be able to live like a "normal person"? of course not!
This is even true for the Joker himself!
As long as they want to, there is no pressure to be a "normal person".
It's a pity that their spirits are unwilling to let themselves become "normal", so they show their madness from the inside out.
"Are you questioning me?"
A smile appeared on Leoric's face, he was quite handsome...
Leoric is now a handsome old man.
“I have no idea what is right and reasonable about this debate.
But one thing I have to say is that I am not preaching the idea of supremacy of strength.
At least those savages never considered strength as a criterion for correctness.
When those guys face guys they can't beat, they will rush to fight for their own knowledge.
Every one of them is a stubborn bastard!
It's because they are guys like that that I and other Nephalems believe in them!
After all, in the eyes of those of us who have been dealing with demons all year round, these stubborn and rough bastards are the ones least susceptible to corruption. "
Leoric was already standing in front of Harley Quinzel as he spoke.
Most people in Sanctuary do not like the civilization and lifestyle of barbarians.
This is especially true for a so-called "noble" like Leoric.
But the role of savages in dealing with demons has never been denied.
Sometimes this rough and stubborn existence is the spark that inspires people to resist the devil.
"In other words, you will sacrifice me because the barbarians have greater power and can make greater contributions?"
Harley Quinzel was very smart and understood what Leoric meant in an instant.
"Yes, although people in our world are not despicable, they are definitely not as noble as the people in storybooks.
This is reality isn't it?
So while I'm not planning to kill you right now, you can find something to do that you like.
Whether it's fighting or fighting.
Even become a thief or commit fraud.
That's up to you.
But let me tell you in advance, you have to pay for everything you do.
There is only one rule in current Canduras and that is what I say! "
Leoric narrowed his eyes, and this action made the aura on his body become colder.
Leoric would never say he was a kind man, but he was willing to admit his despicable deeds.
"I understand what you mean, the wise king of Khanduras who never thinks of himself as noble.
Maybe if you were the first interesting guy I came into contact with, I wouldn't exist as a vassal of the Joker.
I never thought that I would be abandoned by him when I was alone, and he would immediately find a new love. "
When Harley Quinzel said this, it was obvious that she had really broken up with Xia Chou.
Even Robin, who was made up as a clown at that time, was probably just a substitute found by Harley Quinn at the time.
"I'd be happy for you to be more open-minded.
But don't forget, your destiny is death.
Perhaps after your death brings the return of Minahark, I can ask death itself to give you some preferential treatment.
Don't worry, all the barbarians want is your death. "
Leoric gave himself generous treatment.
"If so, I wonder what you can do for me?
I still like the wantonness in the madness, I have already gone crazy.
Even though my conversation with you now seems coherent. "
Harley Quinzel said this.
"No one living in this world is completely 'normal', and I don't care if my subordinates are crazy.
He doesn't even care if his subordinates are human.
As long as it's not a skeleton. "
Leoric's promise was a little vague, but it was enough.
There are two things that Skeleton King Leoric hates most. One is the warm breath of life.
Another kind is the skeletons that can be seen everywhere.
"I plan to go to Dream Prison, maybe there will be something I like in that place.
Of course, I will never leave your attention. "
Harley Quinzel exudes a different kind of charm when she talks. It's not a crazy charm, but a unique aura that belongs to the person herself.
“I’ll give you a piece of advice, there may be something wrong with that hammer.
I've seen a normal Hammer, and that big demon was very irritable.
Even in terms of irritability, they are almost the same as those savages.
But this one is really too quiet.
If I hadn't been able to feel that guy's aura in Canduras, I might have thought it was just a fantasy. "
Leoric looked deeply at Harley Quinzel.
"Perhaps you can continue to wear the clothes you like.
While in Canduras, I ask that you dress appropriately for such a formal occasion.
But when you choose the last crazy way in your life, I will give you enough freedom.
But remember, your life can only pass in my hands!
Your death must be witnessed by savages.
That's all I have to say, you're good to go! "
When Leoric finished speaking, he was already sitting at his desk and continuing his work.
No one knows why Leoric doesn't work on a computer.
Even if you don't know how to use a computer, you can still use a ballpoint pen and ordinary paper.
Instead of spending a fortune to collect these parchments.
"Of course, my life now belongs to you, or to anyone else.
But it's only now that I can have a little time to myself.
I still prefer the name Harley Quinn, Mr. Leoric, who always calls me by the name in the official information seriously.
Someone will be fascinated by you. "
Harley Quinzel, or as she prefers to call her, Harley Quinn is more appropriate.
"Get lost."
Those were the last words Leoric said before throwing Harley Quinn straight into the portal.
The next moment, Harley Quinn was in the room where all her "equipment" was placed.
If those hot outfits can be considered "equipment", then she still has quite a lot of equipment.
…
"Oh, I'm talking about fate~"①
In the Dream Prison, a timid-looking guy sang at the top of his lungs.
If that counts as singing.
"Shut up! Bastard! Where did you learn this kind of music!?"
A middle-aged and elderly man with long hair was pulling the guy next to him by the neck in a corner.
The two are hiding from the demons in Dream Prison.
This place is almost becoming a demon lair, and the superpowers on one side will die when facing the demon army...
This is a problem of insufficient strength...
"From the only survivor among the four ancient civilizations.
Don't tell me, I really like this song.
While singing this song, the person I saw was finally no longer my mother~"
The timid guy's colorful clothes are exactly the same as the home style of this song.
It's probably like taking the quilt cover apart and making it into a jacket...
"Polka Dot Man, I suggest you melt the guy who listens to that band!"
“Wise man, I love that band!
I feel free! It even reduced a lot of stress!
You'd better not point fingers at the idols I admire! "
The polka-dot man looked at the wise man with a fierce expression.
Polka Dot Man is a somewhat pitiful guy. Who knows why his mother had the idea of making her child a superhero.
But apparently she failed and created a supervillain.
Maybe the polka-dot people are not that bad, but their destructive power and lethality are very terrifying.
Especially in this guy's eyes, everyone is his mother...
"That's enough, be quiet!
If I didn't need your lethality now, I would never team up with you! "
The wise man lowered his voice and roared.
Wise Man, despite having such a nickname, this guy actually doesn't seem to be that smart.
If I have to say it, he probably has a strong learning ability?
Just like the lyrics say, "I can use any sword, gun or stick with style."
If this guy has any abilities, combat expert might be a suitable evaluation.
Decent computing power and body control are also considered good.
In this temporary team, this guy with a very smart-sounding name became the temporary captain.
"What's wrong? Did you find the devil?"
The polka-dot man tilted his head and said.
If the clown is rational madness and chaotic thoughts, these madnesses do not affect his life very much.
Those polka dot people are the unlucky ones.
The wave points must be expelled from the body twice a day, otherwise they will be completely swallowed.
He also has severe visual hallucinations, where everyone looks like his mother...
This is very fatal. He had personally solved the hateful and vain mother who had brought him pain.
As a result, all the onlookers turned around and became his mother...
He who can still maintain the ability to take care of himself during this kind of experience can be considered strong, right? ②
“Seriously, everyone you see is your mother.
So how do you tell who the other people are?
Do you want to read the legend?
This is a damn prison! Everyone is wearing the same style of clothes! "
Wise men are obviously not smart enough to ask such questions at this time.
However, their dispute was quickly interrupted, because a group of warriors came over from a distance to beat the earth demon!
