Classes are now taking place in the Batcave’s World-Class Gunslingers Club!
“So we have to listen to this head teach us lessons in this place?
Are all demons like this? Can you still speak without your head or body? "
Deadshot looked at the little head placed on the table and said helplessly.
Balza's head was placed on the table and he was blinking at Luke.
“So what is this head going to say?
Why do I only see him ogling me?
Are all demons like this? "
Bloodsport looked at Balza who was blinking wildly and said with some dissatisfaction.
“Is this thing broken?
Why didn't you say anything for a long time? "
Jason Todd rolled his eyes and said, his eyes looked like dead fish eyes.
Apparently he is not very interested in the so-called demon science courses.
"Pop!"
Luke patted Balza's head so hard that cracks appeared on the table where the head was placed.
"There seems to be something wrong with this thing. I want to find a way to fix it."
Luke said somewhat puzzled.
This thing seemed to have not spoken for a long time, and Luke felt a little embarrassed when it failed at this time.
At this moment, a pair of fat hands stretched out and directly lifted Balza's head.
Then put it directly into your mouth!
King Shark!
A series of chewing sounds came from the mouth of Shark King Nanase. Balza was still blinking wildly, but still did not speak.
"Hey, shark! Spit that head out first!"
Luke reached out one hand to choke King Shark, but soon he reached out his other hand.
It's not a problem of lack of strength, it's that the shark seems to have no neck, or the neck is too thick.
Luke couldn't complete the chokehold with one hand.
Even the little gangster's usual gesture of grabbing the other person's collar couldn't be done.
Because King Shark is shirtless.
"Crack!"
Luke's hand exerted force up and down, successfully making King Shark open his mouth.
Then Luke stuck his head into King Shark's mouth, trying to find the swallowed head in the black space.
King Shark's throat is thick enough that he can swallow a person without any problem.
Although the current posture seems weird to Death Shooter and the others.
"Hey, are you in there?
If you are here, just talk to me! "
Luke shouted angrily.
"If you don't tell me, I can't open my mouth!"
Balza's shouts rang out from King Shark's belly.
At this moment, he looked like his own golden retriever that had swallowed a Bluetooth speaker, making noises in his stomach.
The sound can get louder if you open your mouth!
Luke forgot that the demon head couldn't speak until he gave the instruction for Balza to speak.
The current environment has become this mess.
"Can this shark spit something out?"
Luke's hands were still stretching King Shark's upper and lower jaws, but fortunately he took his head out of King Shark's mouth.
Obviously King Shark wouldn't feel very good in this position. He was stretching out his fat hand to pat Luke's body.
It was like the sound of a seal patting its belly.
The sound made a lot of noise, but unfortunately Luke didn't react at all.
Forehead……
Luke has the highest defense among the current barbarian warriors. It's not that King Shark can't hurt him, but that he can't hurt him in this posture.
When he could only use his hands and had no weapons, King Shark really couldn't break through Luke's defense.
“If he chokes, he will still spit it out.
But from what I heard, the teacher you found for us doesn't seem to have choked his throat at all. "
Bloodsport said with a helpless expression.
"Fuck! He can't digest that stuff either!"
"So you'll probably find him in the toilet tomorrow."
Deadshot was holding a grenade gun in his hand and looking at it carefully.
It seems that he is considering how to modify this gun to suit himself.
The feeling of powerlessness in shooting King Shark before still made him feel uncomfortable.
"I don't want to dig into the hole at all!"
Luke's eyes widened!
Then the hands that opened King Shark's mouth suddenly exerted force!
The previous blow had already opened King Shark's jaw to an abnormal angle, but now it reached 180 degrees.
Then Luke directly got half of his body into King Shark's mouth and started groping in King Shark's belly.
"Balza, you bastard! Make some noise for me!"
"Luke! The most unlucky thing in my life is meeting you!"
Luke followed the sound and touched a round thing that looked like a head, and took it out.
"Fuck! Whose head is this!"
Then he threw someone's head on the ground.
Jason Todd watched the farce and took out his cell phone to operate it.
I don’t know if I’m here or texting someone.
"Kaba!"
"Is this thing so resilient?
I don’t need any strength in this position! "
A cry of surprise from Luke.
King Shark's jaw has recovered, and the sound just now was the sound of several broken teeth.
Most of Luke's body was still inside King Shark's belly, and his hands really couldn't use any strength in this position.
The feeling of being bitten on the waist wasn't very good either. Although it didn't cause any injuries, the feeling was terrible.
It's like ordinary people stepping on Lego bricks with bare feet.
"Batman is indeed no ordinary person. Nanase's teeth can chew steel without any problem.
The bite on this person didn't even break the skin!
To be able to meet this kind of guy and still look so familiar, Batman is definitely not an ordinary person! "
Bloodsport said this as he looked at Luke who was scolding Balza in King Shark's belly.
“Don’t make trouble, Wayne is just an ordinary person.
I used to be his assistant. Apart from his great fighting skills, his physical fitness is almost the same as mine now. "
Jason Todd looked away from his phone when he heard this and said.
Batman's Pride In the eyes of fanatical bat chefs like them, being an ordinary person is definitely a plus.
"Wayne used to be a regular guy, but not anymore."
Luke climbed out from the innermost part of the Shark King as he spoke, holding Balza's head in one hand.
After the other hand left Nana Sai's mouth, he pulled away an iron rod.
"Hopefully when I go to see Madoc, he won't beat me up for using his weapon as a jack."
Luke said helplessly.
He directly stuffed a sap into Nana's hand.
"This thing is definitely not a good thing! But fortunately, barbarians are tolerant enough when they treat animals!"
Luke said with anger.
Bloodsport looked a little uncomfortable at Luke's movements.
"Hungry~"
Nanase rubbed the area where her head was hit, and then looked at the mostly digested head on the ground.
"I said Nanase, don't eat the vomited food!"
Bloodsport said anxiously.
The so-called three-second rule means that if something falls on the ground and is picked up within three seconds, it can still be eaten. This is because it is placed on food that has not been eaten yet.
This is more than half digested!
"Okay, Balza! Give them some knowledge about demons!"
Luke put Balza's head back on the table.
"Devil, most people in the world know about this thing, but not many people have actually seen it.
Even the names of devils are different in many places, but it doesn’t matter, I will take good care of it..."
Before Balza could finish his words, Luke thrust the iron rod directly into his mouth.
"Let's get to the point! Are you crazy because you haven't spoken for so long?"
"Woooooo~"
Luke withdrew the iron rod.
"I……"
Luke stuffed it back in again.
“You have to know that only humans can say dirty words in this world!
Now if you understand, just speak nicely.
Otherwise I will stuff you into the toilet! "
Luke said while glaring at Balza's head.
"Devils come from the Burning Hell, they are invasive alien species!
I am the local devil!
In addition to being powerful, those guys also have all kinds of weird abilities.
But this ability is generally related to their race!
It’s not like the local demons can do magic! "
Balza shouted hurriedly.
He has lost the qualification to reject Luke after becoming a device.
But the description of invasive alien species seems a bit weird?
Luke felt a little bit of malice, but couldn't put his finger on why.
"So, if you actually want to stuff him into the toilet, why do you need to take him out of Nana Sai's belly?
Anyway, let Nanase stand there and let him speak and we can hear him. "
Bloodsport asked with a strange expression.
"Because this is my equipment, it can provide fire resistance.
At least ordinary flames can't hurt me. "
Luke said after taking a look at Bloodsport.
Then Bloodsport nodded, as if he had memorized some knowledge.
"Can ordinary flames hurt you without equipment?"
Deadshot turned his head and glanced at Bloodsport, or to be precise, at the corkscrew-like weapon.
Not only can that thing fire bullets, it can also breathe fire.
“It can get hurt, but I’m also recovering when I’m injured.
Ordinary fire can't kill me. "
Luke said with deep meaning in his eyes.
It's just that he felt like his height had changed, and he was getting taller as he spoke.
Is this a high status as a teacher?
What a fart!
He was lifted up by Nanase!
King Shark plans to try to eat Luke again!
"My annoying fool! This thing is stupider than the bear on the holy mountain!"
Luke punched Nana directly, and there were a few more shark teeth on the ground.
But don't worry about King Shark having no teeth and being unable to eat. No matter what species of shark it is, teeth can be regenerated.
“So you are fighting against demonic beings?
Is it like what is said in the story books, when the devil does not appear in the world, you cannot appear either? "
Jason Todd asked Luke while holding the phone screen in front of him.
There seems to be some kind of religion on the phone screen.
“No, there were demons in this world before me.
But that is what some mages deal with, although we are also very professional when facing demons. "
Luke pinned King Shark to the ground and used a guillotine target to strangle his neck.
This trick is very effective when used on humans.
Recently, several ancestors on the Holy Mountain have become very interested in this.
It was the infinitely powerful Kotur, and the one who was trained was Cassius.
These two loved all things wrestling and fighting.
"How many kinds of demons are there?"
Deadshot finally found his attention, looking at Luke who was more of a comedian than a warrior.
Anyway, he has no plans to fight Luke for the time being, at least until he comes up with a weapon that can penetrate King Shark's skin, he will not target Luke.
Luke looks tougher than King Shark.
“Anyway, if you divide them according to race, there must be dozens of them.
If you count the ranks of demons based on attributes and the like, there are countless ways to do it. To be honest, I'm not very good at math. "
Luke said casually.
But he seems a little excited now.
King Shark was stunned. It seemed interesting to be a playmate?
Moreover, this guy wants to eat people, so he doesn't feel guilty at all when he's playing hard.
"What kind of level are these demons?"
Death Shooter asked, pointing to the picture of the Sinking Demon on the monitor.
"This? It's considered rubbish in the Burning Hell.
Of course, it would be different if there was a Sinking Demon Wizard.
As long as the fallen magician is alive, these garbage can be resurrected indefinitely.
This is when the role of you gunners comes into play.
Although this is for ordinary people. "
When Luke said this, his expression became visibly depressed.
This group of fallen demons is just part of the demons that appeared.
Being able to meet a demon of this level can be said to be lucky or unlucky.
It is misfortune to see the devil!
"So who is the ultimate enemy?"
Bloodsport said very seriously.
These gunmen don't like to catch and kill whom when fighting, they like more important enemies.
Solving the biggest threats is their habit.
"The ultimate enemy?"
Luke himself hesitated a little when he heard this question.
Are you talking about the Seven Demon Kings of Hell?
Now the seven demon kings have become eight, and only two can still be found.
The others either disappeared temporarily or were taken care of by Bulqueso.
The remaining two are still fighting with each other in the burning hell.
Said Malthael?
In this case, it would be even more troublesome to explain.
"You know that if there are demons, there will be angels, right?
The final enemy may be an archangel. "
Luke gave such an answer after organizing the language for a long time.
It was always true that Malthael was an archangel.
"So the devil is really a monster raised by angels?
Let the devil destroy mankind, and then come out as a savior to promote faith? "
Deadshot said very unhappy, with murderous intent on his body.
If Gabriel were still around, he might have something in common with Deadshot...
"As much as I want to nod, it's a pity that these demons and angels were born long before humans."
Luke was speechless.
"Are you trying to say they ruled the world when humans were still monkeys?"
Bloodsport couldn't help but say.
"Fuck! I don't read much, but I also know that humans are not transformed from monkeys.
That's called an ancient ape!
besides! The Nephalem are not a product of evolution! "
Something about Luke is fucked up…
