"You're stupid, didn't you ever use diapers when you were a child?"
Wu Di complained about Ma Xiaoshuai.
"Can diapers be the same as this thing?" Ma Xiaoshuai retorted.
"What's the difference? Aren't they all stuck on the buttocks?"
"One catches urine and one catches blood."
Wu Di was stunned, and finally gave Ma Xiaoshuai a thumbs up, resigned to defeat.
Luo Wenjie took a piece of sanitary napkin and studied it carefully.
"It's actually the largest size. It seems that my senior's butt is not small."
"As good as a buttocks."
Wu Di laughed and cursed.
"You can see this? You're really strong."
Luo Wenjie shook his head with regret.
"Oh, I thought I would find the underwear and stockings left by my senior sister. I'm so excited."
"Depend on!"
"Grass!"
"day!"
"This guy is a gangster. Stay away from him."
All right.
It only took Luo Wenjie half a day to instantly ruin the handsome and sunny image he had when they first met.
"Here's a note."
Han Xu pulled out a note from the box.
There is a line of words written on it in Juanxiu font.
"Dear junior, welcome to this dormitory. Senior sister has prepared this meeting gift for you. I hope you will use it happily."
After reading the note, Luo Wenjie gritted his teeth.
"It must be intentional."
"Knowing that we are junior students, you still told us to use it as we please."
"This is clearly a deliberate attempt to mock us."
"Pull him down, you misunderstood what he meant."
Chen Fan couldn't bear it any longer, so he stood up and gently pushed Ma Xiaoshuai away.
He reached into the box and picked up a few sanitary napkins.
"What are you doing?"
Chen Fan didn't say anything. He took out the military boots he had just issued tonight and stuffed the sanitary napkin inside.
Seeing this scene, the eyes of several big boys suddenly lit up.
"Damn. So there is another trick."
Wu Di was the first to react and pounced directly on the box.
"What's mine, don't take it from me."
"Damn, it's so shameless. I discovered it first."
"Distribute equally, no one can take more..."
After finally dividing up the sanitary napkins, Luo Wenjie sighed regretfully while stuffing them into his shoes.
"What a nice senior, it would be great if you could leave me your contact information."
Ma Xiaoshuai on the side deliberately hit him.
"Don't forget that he is a graduate student, at least four years older than you."
"And I don't know how many boyfriends I've had in four years of college."
"Can your 0.1 refill satisfy other people's 1.0 pen barrel?"
Luo Wenjie's expression was slightly stunned, and finally he couldn't help but cursed at Ma Xiaoshuai.
"Damn, you're cruel!"
Finally I packed up and turned off the lights and lay on the bed.
On the first night of college life, everyone was so excited that they couldn't sleep at all.
So Wu Di proposed to launch a new traditional project.
The six people in the dormitory are arranged according to their birth date.
After some discussion, in the end, Wu Di was the boss, Luo Wenjie was the second child, Sun Hao, the son of Sichuan Wa, was the third child, and Chen Fan became the fourth child.
The simple Han Xu was the fifth child, and Ma Xiaoshuai became the youngest.
the next day.
Military training officially begins.
All freshmen are divided into areas according to the college and line up on the playground.
Chen Fan and a few buddies in the dormitory stood in the queue chatting, but his eyes kept searching back and forth in the class queue.
By the time the team began to enter the playground, Chen Fan had already scanned every student in the class back and forth three times.
His mood suddenly became very depressed.
There is no Su Ruochu.
The two were not assigned to the same class.
Chen Fan's eyes began to search among the other classes around him.
However, as a large campus of Yunhai University, the School of Economics and Management has too many students.
And they all wore the same military training uniform. It was really a technical job to find Su Ruochu among one or two thousand people.
Chen Fan didn't find Su Ruochu until he entered the playground and started lining up.
I can only give up temporarily and think about looking for it again during my lunch break.
The instructors entered the venue in neat lines.
Soon, a short-cut instructor who was only about 1.7 meters tall ran towards Chen Fan and his class.
The girls let out an exclamation of surprise.
Luo Wenjie, who was standing next to Chen Fan, was unhappy.
"What's the matter with his eyes? Is this a handsome guy?"
Line up, familiarize yourself with military training commands, and then stand in military posture.
On the first day of military training, I did nothing all morning and just practiced standing in a military posture.
When the instructor announced that the training was over, the team immediately burst into mourning.
My waist is almost broken.
"Fourth brother, hurry up! Hold me up. My old waist is going to break."
Luo Wenjie hugged Chen Fan's shoulders and let out a painful howl like a killing pig.
Chen Fan and Wu Di brought this guy and Ma Xiaoshuai together, and they all walked towards the cafeteria.
Generally speaking, this kind of scene of six people in the dormitory moving together is only possible when freshmen first enter school.
Because after the military training is over, everyone gradually adapts to the rhythm of college, and buddies in the same dormitory will also have different activities due to habits, love, or close relationships.
By that time, it would be basically impossible to meet six people in the same dormitory and go to the restaurant to eat together.
Seeing Luo Wenjie limping while walking, holding his waist, Ma Xiaoshuai couldn't help but complain.
"I'm talking about second brother, are you concerned?"
"Everyone practices the same subjects as you, why are you the only one doing this?"
"This is only the first day."
Luo Wenjie waved his hands with a look of pain on his face.
"It was a mistake. It was a mistake."
"Brothers, yesterday was the last day of college reporting. My high school girlfriend and I had our last breakup."
"MD, I didn't catch it accidentally. There were too many tricks."
"The result is that my waist can't bear it today..."
Wu Di threw this guy away directly.
"Damn, are you showing off? Are you showing off on purpose?"
Luo Wenjie smiled bitterly.
"It's really not about showing off. I was thinking about breaking up at the time. I had to give it my best performance so that she would never forget me."
"Go away. I'm a fool if I believe you."
During the sleep talk last night, Chen Fan basically got to know the five roommates in the dormitory.
Among the five people, only the second eldest Luo Wenjie and the third eldest Sun Hao have girlfriends.
But now Chen Fan remains skeptical about Luo Wenjie's words.
On the contrary, the girlfriend of the third child Sun Hao is the real deal.
The two were in a long-distance relationship and made their first long-distance phone call before going to bed.
After eating in the cafeteria, Chen Fan said goodbye to several people.
"You guys go back to the dormitory first, I'll go out for something."
"Why are you going?"
Wu Di asked curiously, "It's best not to run around during the military training, so that the students will catch those who can easily deduct points."
"I'm going to the girls' dormitory building."
After saying that, Chen Fan ran away quickly.
Five people were left staring with big eyes.
"Where did the fourth child just say he was going?"
"It seems... the girls' dormitory building?"
Luo Wenjie asked curiously: "The fourth child has a girlfriend?"
These words made several people confused again.
"When we finished the lying-down meeting, the fourth child didn't seem to have said anything about this."
Wu Di guessed: "Could it be that the fourth child already has a target?"
Luo Wenjie suddenly clenched his fist in excitement.
"Hey, I remembered that during the military training just now, the fourth child was dishonest and kept looking back and forth at the other girls' teams."
"That look, my eyes almost popped out of my head."
Now everyone is more curious.
"Does Fourth really have a goal?"
"I didn't see it. The fourth child behaved the most low-key yesterday and rarely spoke. I thought he was the most honest. I didn't expect him to be very arrogant."
Wu Di looked admiring.
"Comrades, even the most honest-looking fourth child already has a target."
"A sense of urgency, a sense of urgency..."
