Happy marriage and wishing you a happy marriage for a hundred years. The wedding ceremony is undoubtedly the greatest joyous event in life. Unfortunately, too many people turn happy events into tragedies.
Zheng Keshuang never thought that the greatest pain in life would have to be experienced twice: once when his beloved was snatched away on the wedding night, and once when he was snatched away by a disgusting village woman to get married.
Before the auspicious time came, Zheng Keshuang, who was wearing heavy makeup, was locked in a strange room. His internal strength was blocked and his limbs were tied. He couldn't commit suicide even if he wanted to. The smell of decay filled his nostrils and made him feel nauseous.
Zheng Keshuang is not stupid. When these peasants took action, he noticed that something was wrong: they were all practitioners. He couldn't help but think that the other party might be acting like this in disguise because he was interested in his identity. Or maybe, she really coveted his appearance and forced him to make a meal out of him. Not only is he relying on the big tree of his Zheng family, but he is also married to a husband who is both talented and beautiful, so he really has the best of both worlds.
When the body is imprisoned, the mind is often hyperactive. Zheng Keshuang also thought of other possibilities at this time, such as Ning Ke's frame-up. This is completely justified. He and Ning Ke already had conflicts. After entering the city, he even spread the word about the dirty things between the Ninth Prince and Princess Anning, and this was his family's territory. Princess Anning became angry and planned this incident.
Of course, no matter how many possibilities he came up with, Zheng Keshuang still had no intention of worrying at all. He believed that his subordinates and the strong family member Feng Xifan would definitely rescue him. Even if they are not rescued, it is just a wedding without a matchmaker and a concubine, and you can deny it afterwards.
Soon Zheng Keshuang will know that he was too optimistic.
When Chen and Mu arrived at the farmyard, the hastily arranged venue was crowded with guests. Most of them were sergeants brought by Wei Xiaobao to make a temporary guest appearance as relatives and friends to witness Zheng Keshuang's wedding.
As for Wei Xiaobao himself, after learning that Ning Ke was coming, he quickly hid his whereabouts and formulated a plan. He immediately made up his mind and sneaked into the bride's room with a sneer.
"Brother Wei, what are you... oh, I'm going to worship, you're making things too difficult for me."
Seeing that it was Wei Xiaobao entering the door, Sister You's face lit up with joy, and she covered her mouth with her webbed hands to look shy.
"I really didn't expect it! Sister You looks so beautiful in her trousseau. She looks like a fairy. She gives that boy an advantage."
"Haha! That's right. Time is limited. Brother Wei wants to do whatever he wants to do quickly. I will try my best to cooperate with you."
"Sister You is so considerate and considerate. Little brother, I really have something to ask for when I come here."
"What are you waiting for?"
"Okay, let me get straight to the point. My partner is also here, but I have some conflicts with her, and I would like to ask Sister You to be a mediator."
Sister You was stunned: It turns out that that's not what the other party said.
"Brother Wei is referring to Anning County?"
"Exactly. No matter what she says, she doesn't want to see me now. I see that Sister You had a good conversation with her before, and I would like to ask you to invite her here so that I can have a chance to beg for forgiveness in person."
"Haha. Brother Wei is too kind-hearted. This woman needs to be trained more. You said she is here too?"
"It's right in the yard."
"Okay, just wait, I'll invite her here now."
"Sister You's kindness will never be forgotten, little brother. By the way, when the time comes, get her drunk first. She has a small capacity for alcohol and will get drunk in one gulp."
"Haha! I understand, as a young couple, they had a quarrel at the head of the bed and settled down at the end of the bed."
Sister You smiled and left the room, while Wei Xiaobao pretended to be joking. As soon as Sister You left, he immediately took out the medicine bag.
"Hmph! No matter how hot and cold you are, if you drink a piece of my flesh, you will become my Wei family's wife."
Thinking in his mind, Wei Xiaobao put Mo Yue's fingertip's worth of powder into the flask. Feeling that it was not enough, he added another finger's worth. Thinking that it would not be foolproof just to double the amount, he added two more fingertips. Finally, the whole package of powder was ready. All used up.
When everything was ready, Wei Xiaobao hid under the bed, with a lewd smile on his face, as if he had seen the scene of success.
In the courtyard, Jiang Nan sat next to Chen Mu and looked around, looking forward to this elegant and handsome wedding. Suddenly, she saw a fat and dark village woman approaching with a smile, and she immediately thought of something.
"Master, the situation is not good. We seem to have mistakenly entered the tiger's den. These people are all Wei Xiaobao's accomplices."
Chen Mu frowned slightly and said in a clear voice, "Shouldn't you have known this earlier?"
"I was careless and forgot."
Jiang Nan looked pitiful and begged: "I suspect this fat woman has evil intentions. Master, please watch me closely."
Before Chen Mu could answer, Sister You's laughter came: "Oh, isn't this my little sister? You are really here, sister, I am so happy."
"I said I would give you a red envelope, how could I go back on my promise? But Sister You, why are you here?"
"Haha, ordinary people's homes don't have so many rules. My sister is the same. It's good when people come, what gifts should I give?"
"It's necessary. Just a little thought and wish my sister a happy wedding."
"Okay. I accept my sister's offer. Look around here, it's a bit messy. How can my beautiful beauty be polluted in a place like this? Please come in."
"this……"
Jiang Nan was embarrassed and looked back at Chen Mu.
"My sister also saw it. This place is full of men, and the inner courtyard is full of female relatives. I'm afraid it's not suitable for this young master to enter."
"I see. Well, let's go."
Jiang Nan went happily, and when Sister You wasn't paying attention, he turned around and winked at Chen Mu crazily.
This is a courtyard-style farmhouse, and it does have front and back yards, but there are only a handful of female dependents. As soon as she left everyone's sight, Sister You immediately made an excuse and forced Jiang Nan to go to the new house. Jiang Nan was wary and agreed on the surface.
The location of the new house is really remote, and there are so many people today that Jiang Nan is worried that even if he calls for help, he won't be heard in the front yard.
As soon as they entered the room, Sister You warmly invited Jiang Nan to sit down, poured two full glasses of wine, saying it was to quench Jiang Nan's thirst, and drank one glass herself.
"Tsk tsk. The home-brewed wine is mellow. Why don't you try it, sister?"
Jiang Nan's eyes flashed with meaning, thinking that the problem might be in the wine. She looked around the room, guessing where someone might be hiding. Beds, tables, chairs, and cabinets are placed around the room, with the beams hanging in the air clearly visible, and some debris piled in the corners. Overall, the room is surprisingly bright, and people can be hidden under the bed, behind the bed, in the cupboard, or under the table.
After thanking her, Jiang Nan covered the cup and poured the wine into her sleeves. A chill spread down her arms, making her body tremble slightly.
"It's indeed a good wine, but why is it a little high?"
Jiang Nan pretended to be drunk, worried that one drink would be too exaggerated, so he drank three glasses in succession, changed his sleeves, and ended up getting wet down to his calves.
Sister You was dumbfounded: This girl has a good capacity for drinking, who said she drank half a glass?
When he felt that the performance was almost over, Jiang Nan threw himself down on the table. Sister You called several times but there was no response.
"Haha. Brother Wei, I have completed what you told me. The next step is up to you."
As she spoke, Sister You took another sip, and now she admired Jiang Nan even more. After just one cup, she already felt hot all over, and her consciousness was drifting.
Wei Xiaobao crawled out from under the bed, feeling extremely excited and nervous, his body shaking with every step he took.
"Sister You's great kindness, I can't repay you. From now on, in the sea of swords and fire, as long as it is used, I will never hesitate to die."
"Really? I just have something I need your help with now."
Sister You's voice suddenly became like a wolf and a tiger. Wei Xiaobao was shocked and secretly thought something was wrong. He instinctively turned around and a strong body wrapped around him.
"Oops, I forgot about this."
Wei Xiaobao shouted that something was wrong, and while pushing Sister You away, he shouted: "Sister You, we are friends, Zheng Keshuang is next door, please be patient, I will help you find him."
Sister You was already unconscious, hugging Wei Xiaobao tightly and stretching her neck. Wei Xiaobao was so disgusted that he held the woman's greasy chin with both hands to prevent her from being kissed, and the woman's ugly tongue inevitably invaded between his fingers.
"Don't move"
During the stalemate between the two, a loud shout rang out in the room. Hearing this, Wei Xiaobao stopped where he was and his heart beat wildly: there was a weapon pressed against his vest.
"Ning Ke? Are you okay?"
"Walking around in the world, I still have some vigilance. Stop talking nonsense and drink all the wine, or I will poke a hole in your back."
Wei Xiaobao didn't know that the weapon in Jiang Nan's hand was actually just a broken branch picked up casually. When he saw the wine glass handed to him, he secretly exclaimed that something was wrong, and his mind was racing to think of countermeasures.
"Isn't it too early to have a drink? Look, my hands are not empty either. Why don't you feed me?"
"Oh, you are very brave. Now you dare to tease me. Raise your head and open your mouth."
Of course Wei Xiaobao would not obey obediently, and Jiang Nan did not expect him to cooperate, so he immediately kicked the opponent in the crook of the leg. Wei Xiaobao felt his legs weaken, his fat body pressed against him, and they both fell to the ground with a thud. Then came the oncoming drink, invading his nostrils and mouth.
This wasn't the end yet. Worried that Wei Xiaobao didn't drink enough, Jiang Nan directly stuffed the opening of the wine bottle into his mouth while he was hiding from Sister You. Wei Xiaobao was caught off guard and drank half the pot in one go.
"You will not be able to survive for your own misfortune. Today I am punishing you for being such a scumbag for all women. The medicine is yours, and Sister You loves you. Cherish it."
The plan succeeded, Jiang Nan laughed wildly several times, until Wei Xiaobao's eyes turned red and he turned to resistance, then he put down the wine bottle and left the room.
"what are you playing?"
He carefully closed the door. The sound behind him made Jiang Nan's heart tremble. He hurriedly turned around and blocked the door to cover up: "No, it's nothing."
"What's the sound inside?"
"It's Sister You. She's exercising."
Afraid that Chen Mu would dig deeper or hear the next inappropriate noise, Jiang Nan quickly hugged the man's arm and said coquettishly: "Boss, let's go quickly, this is a place of right and wrong. Wei Xiaobao hasn't shown up yet, that treacherous little People may be hiding in the dark and preparing to shoot cold arrows. Leave as soon as possible and you will be safe."
Chen Mu is a visitor, so the situation in the house cannot be concealed from him. But seeing that Jiang Nan was fine, he didn't ask any more questions, took out his arm and turned around to leave.
However, just as the two took steps, another voice came from around the corner.
"Sister You has found a handsome man. I'm so excited just looking at him."
"Xiao Nizi, don't miss Chun. Go and help the groom while I go to accompany Sister You. It's time to worship."
"Master, hide first."
Jiang Nan felt guilty when he heard this and pulled Chen Mu into the next room without saying a word. After closing the door and turning around, she was dumbfounded again: the strapped-up Zheng Keshuang was sitting motionless in the room.
