On the canopy.
The picture turned slowly.
A long boundary was drawn between Chu and Han.
Four golden characters fell slowly and hit the center.
[Chuhe-Hanjie]
No matter how unwilling Xiang Yu was to accept it, he had to admit that now he had absolutely nothing to do with Liu Bang.
The two were in a stalemate, facing each other in formation across the Chu River and Han borders. Instead of fighting big battles, they continued to fight small battles.
For both parties, it has even barely entered a relatively stable honeymoon period.
But for the people on both sides, this is nothing short of a nightmare.
No matter how peaceful the troubled times are, they are still troubled times.
[The Chu-Han stalemate has been unresolved for a long time. The strong men are struggling in the army, and the old and the weak are no longer in power. 】
Xiang Yu has a short temper, and such a long confrontation frustrates him.
Finally, he couldn't help but jumped to his feet and cursed Liu Bang angrily.
"What's the point of hiding behind? Liu, you have the ability to come out and challenge me!!"
[Xiang Yu wants to challenge the King of Han alone. 】
joke.
Who is Xiang Yu?
Roughly estimated height is 2.26 meters and weight is 960 pounds. (rumored)
Yao Ming looked like a skinny monkey standing in front of him, and Tyson looked like a small potato standing on his chest.
The Overlord's Halberd in his hand weighs 300 kilograms. If one falls, it will kill ten little meats at random.
Unless Liu Bang's brain is well oiled, he will go crazy to fight with him.
If Xiang Yu hopes that this provocation can irritate Liu Bang, it is just a daydream.
After Liu Bang received the news, of course he had no intention of agreeing.
Just replied a letter quietly.
It lists Xiang Yu's ten deadly sins, with a line of large characters at the end.
[I used my righteous soldiers to kill the remaining thieves from the princes, and caused the remaining criminals to kill Xiang Yu. Why bother to challenge Nai Gong! 】
With the help of the righteous master, I follow the princes to kill you, a vicious person who harms the people, so that the criminals who have been punished can kill you Xiang Yu. Why bother to fight with you alone?
He was mocking Xiang Yu in a strange way both inside and outside his words.
You, big bad guy.
I am a very good person.
It's not that I'm afraid not to fight you, it's that you Xiang Yu don't deserve to fight me! !
Xiang Yu pinched the letter and trembled with anger.
He threw the letter heavily at his feet, twisted his face and stamped on it several times, his face almost bursting with fire! ! !
Xiang Yu drew his long bow with bulging veins and rushed to the city wall. He aimed it at the opponent with a ferocious expression and fired it with a bang! !
Liu Bang was caught off guard and was shot in the chest. Everyone covered their faces and screamed in horror! !
"Lord?!!!"
No, I told you not to irritate Xiang Yu, but you didn’t listen! ! !
Liu Bang's face turned green with pain. Before he fainted, he spent all his life's strength and slowly stretched out his hand...
Covered his toes.
The other hand pointed to the sky and shouted: "Oh, it's just Xiang Yu, it's nothing, he only shot my toes!!"
Ministers:………………
It turns out that the blood from your old Liu’s toes came from your chest.
[Xiang Yu was furious and shot the king of Han with his crossbow. When the King of Han wounded his Hun, he touched his feet and said, "My finger is among the captives!"]
I was immediately choked up in front of the curtain, and fell into a sea of speechless words.
The barrage made me laugh so hard! !
[Okay, okay, even if the sky falls, your Liu Bang’s mouth will hold it up! ! ! 】
【Gahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! ! 】
[Kunizi is my source of happiness today, what a genius! Hahahaha! ! ! 】
[How can you keep your shoes from getting wet when you often walk by the river? Brother Bang, you are finally so stupid, hahahahahahaha! ! 】
[I can rely on Xiang Yu’s accuracy. Can he aim accurately? 】
[Then the Overlord of Western Chu is joking with you? (dog head)]
[Xiang Yu has been a well-deserved top boss in terms of force value throughout the ages. No one who can capture him alive in a single fight has yet been born! ! 】
[Correct, pertinent, reasonable (dog head)]
[If I were to challenge Xiang Yu, he would have to kneel on the ground in the next second and beg me... not to die (dog head)]
【hahahahahahahahahahaha! ! 】
…
In front of the canopy.
The corners of Lu Pheasant's lips twitched and he slowly covered his face.
Liu Bang looked over curiously.
"E-姁, it's so exciting, why don't you watch it?"
Lu Zhi glanced at him quietly.
After a long while, he said slowly, "Some people are shameless, but that doesn't mean everyone is shameless."
Liu Bang:......
And the emperors of the old Liu family in later generations, one after another, couldn't help but hide their faces and turned their heads.
It is said that someone who can become an emperor is so thin-skinned.
However, under such impact, the emperors could not help but surrender.
The corners of Liu Che's mouth twitched for a long time before he could hold back the complaints that came to his lips.
He just glanced at the ministers and emphasized.
"Ahem, no one is allowed to praise me for my great ancestor's style in the future, do you hear me?"
Ministers:…………
Don't you think it sounds like Gao Zu's style when you say this?
During the reign of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty.
Xiao Liu Che blinked and looked at the sky with curiosity, a look of surprise slowly appeared on his face.
"Oh! Dad, is this the great grandfather you often want Cheer to learn from?"
Emperor Jing:......It doesn't have to be.
Liu Qi suffocated for a long time, and then he reluctantly resisted expelling his ancestors from their ancestral home under the pressure of ancestral etiquette.
He took a deep breath with difficulty and forced a smile.
"Che'er, we don't necessarily have to learn everything from Grandpa Gaozu. We can learn from Grandpa Gaozu's advantages..."
Liu Qi paused.
He thought for a long time, his eyes lit up, and he quickly said, "We big men govern the country with filial piety. You see, Grandpa Gaozu was very filial to his father, right, Che'er?"
Xiao Liuche was stunned and hesitated.
"Daddy, isn't this bad?"
Liu Qi smiled, "What's wrong with this? Che'er wants to be filial to dad, and dad wants to see who dares to say something bad!"
Xiao Liuche was silent for a while, and then said slowly.
"Well, although Che'er has no interest in human soup, if father insists on Che'er being like this, Che'er can only..."
Well! !
"——Little bastard, please shut up!!!"
Liu Qi's face was distorted and he covered Xiao Liu Che's mouth, with pain and collapse written all over his face! !
Damn it, am I asking you to learn this? ! !
ah? ! !
…
The sky screen slowly turned around.
The tense war drum finally got closer and closer.
Even though they experienced a confrontation that was like a joke, the general trend cannot be changed.
At that time, Peng Yue lived in Liang and cut off the Chu soldiers' food supply.
Han Xin settled on the ground and was eager to attack the Chu army.
Xiang Yu was attacked from both sides and had no choice but to seek peace.
[Xiang Yu was afraid, so he made an agreement with the king of Han to divide the world in the middle. Cutting the divide to the west would be Han, and the divide to the east would be Chu. 】
The two drew a divide at the place where the two sides faced each other, dividing the world between them, and officially established the Chu-He-Han boundary.
[King Xiang returned to the King of Han, his parents and his wife, and everyone in the army shouted long live, so he returned and said goodbye. 】
Only then did Xiang Yu finally return Liu Bang's parents and wife.
The troops cheered loudly with joy and shouted long live in excitement.
Liu Bang smiled and waved to Xiang Yu, "Goodbye, goodbye!"
Xiang Yu glared at him sinisterly and suddenly sneered.
"What's wrong? King Han's chest no longer hurts. If you go down to the ground and walk around, be careful of the wound opening and sudden death on the spot."
Liu Bang's face suddenly twisted for a moment.
Xiang Yu ignored him, silently turned around and strode away.
With his back facing thousands of troops, he looked fierce and fearless.
The unruly overlord of Western Chu.
There is no compromise in life.
When he chose to give in, it already vaguely symbolized the end of the hero.
The autumn wind blew by, leaving the ground desolate.
