Early Han Dynasty.
Liu Bang grinned and wanted to laugh too.
The next second, Lu Fei grabbed his ears and gave him a stern look.
"Others can laugh, but you can laugh?"
Lu Pheasant sarcastically said, "If you hadn't relied on Xiang Yu's stupid brain, you would have died eight hundred times, and would you still be here today?"
Liu Bang showed his aggrieved eyes, covered his ears and muttered angrily.
"Then, that's not necessarily the case! I'll fight with him at worst!! Well, E-sun, you know how powerful and brave my husband is!!"
Lu Pheasant rolled his eyes without any dignity at all.
…
The picture turned slowly.
The fire crackled and flickered in the tent, and beauties serving wine came in.
[King Xiang and Xiang Bo sit facing east; Yafu sits facing south, - Yafu, Fan Zengye; Duke Pei sits facing north; Zhang Liang serves as his attendant to the west. 】
Everyone is sitting in the same posture as above.
Liu Bang saw that everyone was here, wiped his tears and howled.
"General, I joined forces with you to attack Qin, but we just happened to arrive in Xianyang first. I just went in to clear the obstacles for you to welcome you. Why did you attack me!!"
"No, now that you are here, Xianyang City will be well organized for you. You can take over at any time!!"
[The minister and the general fought hard to attack Qin. The general fought in Hebei, and the minister fought in Henan. However, I did not expect that I could enter the pass first and defeat Qin, and I saw the general here again. Today, there is a villain's words, so that the general and his ministers have to give up. 】
Xiang Yu frowned and said awkwardly.
"...This matter is a misunderstanding. If it weren't for the villain's instigation, I wouldn't be like this."
【This is Pei Gongzuo Sima Cao Wushen. Otherwise, why would we be here? 】
As for Liu Bang, it’s hard to say anything else. In terms of making people happy during the warm-up, no one can compare with him.
In addition, there was a pleasing beauty (Zhang Liang) sitting directly opposite, and she would look at him with a gentle smile from time to time.
As soon as the two sang and harmonized, they coaxed Xiang Yu into drinking heavily with his eyebrows relaxed.
He was enjoying the drink here, but Fan Zeng on his left was extremely anxious.
He winked at Xiang Yu for a while, then raised the jade in his hand, and in the end his eyes were filled with anger.
But Xiang Yu didn't know whether he was attracted by Liu Bang, who was talking eloquently on his right, or by the beauty Zhang Liang opposite, so he never met Fan Zeng once.
[Fan Zeng counted the kings of Xiang and held up the jade ornaments he wore to show the three kings. King Xiang responded silently. 】
The barrage laughed.
[Pfft hahahaha tell me, Fan Zeng is so miserable! ! 】
[Who the hell arranged this seat? I’m really laughing to death. Wonderful, wonderful, hahahahaha! ! 】
[The ovary is specially made to sit opposite Xiang Yu so that he can rest his eyes, right (dog head)]
[I'm kidding, is there any point in comparing Fan Zeng's old cabbage boy and his beautiful and lovely ovary? Leave me alone and I’ll watch it too (dog head)]
[Don’t be so fucking funny hahahaha! Zhang Hao, a good strategist, actually became famous for his beauty (laughing and crying at Huangdou)]
On the canopy.
Fan Zeng finally couldn't bear it anymore and suddenly stood up and left the table.
Xiang Yu gave him a strange look, "Where are you going?"
Fan Zeng gritted his teeth and spoke carefully.
"I have an urgent need to urinate."
Xiang Yu: "...it's not like I won't let you go."
As soon as Fan Zeng opened the curtain and went out, he tried to take several deep breaths to calm down.
After a while, he held his head and called Xiang Zhuang, giving instructions in a low voice.
"You go in later, and in the name of sword dancing, first do this...and then do that..."
Fan Qiang emphasized, "Kill him as much as you can, if you can't kill him, just pin him to the ground!!"
Xiang Zhuang promised.
There was a heavy drum beat in the background, followed by two gongs and drums one after another! !
As if the transition was coming to an end, the scene slowly changed!
[Xiang Zhuang draws his sword and dances. 】
Fan Zeng smiled brightly, stroking his palms and exclaiming, "My lord, look at how well he dances!"
Xiang Yu said noncommittally, "Huh, just so-so."
Fan Zeng's eyelids twitched for a moment, and he suppressed himself from rolling his eyes.
Zhang Liang and Liu Bang frowned, feeling bad.
The first person to react was Xiang Bo, a boy in his mid-20s.
He laughed loudly and raised his sword, "I'm here to cheer you on too!"
[Xiang Bo also drew his sword and danced. 】
Xiang Zhuang wanted to find an opportunity to kill Liu Bang.
Xiang Bo wanted to see the opportunity to protect Liu Bang.
Xiang Zhuang poked.
Xiang Bo blocked block.
[He often covers Pei Gong with his wings, so that he cannot attack him. 】
The two of them poked and blocked each other, and soon they were sweating profusely and panting.
Xiang Yu was actually happy to see it now, smiling and applauding in admiration.
Fan Zeng's eyes are about to burst! ! !
The barrage burst into laughter.
【Hahahahahaha! ! 】
[Fan Zeng, if you want me to tell you, let’s stop doing this, hahahaha! ! 】
[It’s not easy. It’s better to deal with such a boss! ! 】
[Fan Zeng: Money is hard to make and shit is hard to eat! ! ! 】
[Xiang Yu is a really special girl. He is sitting there like a melon. Now he draws his sword and kills Liu Bang. Even the big daddy can't save him! ! ! 】
[It’s hard to persuade that damn ghost, just listen to me. Just glance at this idiot and run away before it’s too late! ! 】
In front of the sky, Xiang Yu jumped into a rage as if he had stepped on his tail, pointed at the sky and roared with a gloomy face! !
"Presumptuous! Presumptuous!!"
Yu Ji quickly hugged his waist and persuaded him softly, "Your Majesty, calm down. Those descendants are just joking. Didn't you see that Tang Taizong, Qin Shihuang and others were also joked about before..."
Xiang Yu crossed his arms and sneered, "That's them! I'm different!!"
Yu Ji: ...How are you doing?
Xiang Yu raised a boulder as tall as a man with a bang, raised his head to the sky with a ferocious look, and let out a long roar! !
Then the boulder was smashed directly upward like an anti-aircraft shell! ! !
The boulder hit the word 'idiot' on the barrage, then passed through and fell in a parabola shape.
The sky seemed to be annoyed by him unbearably, it flickered slightly, and another thunder struck from the sky! ! !
Fan Zeng and others were about to come back, but when they saw this, they retreated silently.
They squatted in the corner holding their heads in pain and sighed.
"...Unlucky, so damn unlucky!!"
…
The screen continues to play.
As the picture progresses, large golden characters slowly appear on the side as annotations.
For Fan Zeng, the best opportunity has been missed.
Zhang Liang reacted quickly and dragged Fan Kuai in, who was guarding the door when he went out, and asked him to guard Liu Bang with a shield.
After Liu Bang realized that his life was in danger, he basically couldn't sit still.
After enduring it for a while, he found an excuse to urinate and escape.
When the time was long enough to finish the matter, let alone just take a shit, Xiang Yu finally remembered to ask and learned that Liu Bang had already rushed back to his army.
Since Liu Bang thoughtfully asked Zhang Liang to keep the gift and the etiquette was very thoughtful, Xiang Yu was not even angry.
The Hongmen Banquet ended peacefully.
If anyone was hurt by this, it was only one person.
The great injustice has increased.
