Before the crowd in front of the curtain could spray water and stare, the barrage had already passed by with arrogant laughter! !
[Hahahahahahahaha I'm going to throw up from laughing. Help me! 】
[Wang Jian and Li Si are so dazzled, hahaha, and Meng Tian’s little expression makes me laugh so hard hahahaha! ! 】
[What's going on, Your Majesty, the majestic Qin Shi Huangdi, he is no longer 24, he is still an old virgin who has never tasted the taste of a woman (dog head holding flowers in his mouth)]
[I don’t believe in others, but Ying Zheng, a desperate workaholic, does have some credibility (Yun Bei) (Yun Bei)]
[That’s not good. Your Majesty, don’t you think it’s a waste of time to sleep with a woman at night? (Gotou) (Gotou)]
[Shit hahahahahahahahahaha I believe it! ! 】
[Hey, I pity the beautiful and delicate wife in the harem of your majesty, why not wait for the thief Cao... (hehehe laughs) (hehe laughs)]
[Brother, you’re going to die on your own, don’t drag your buddies along (light up a cigarette)]
In front of the canopy.
Liu Che held his belly and burst into laughter, almost turning over from the dragon chair with joy! !
"Is that okay, Brother Zheng? You're twenty-four and you haven't tasted the taste of a woman yet? In a word, I'll pick out some beautiful ones from the harem for you today. They must be very happy!!"
Wei Qing took two steps back with his head full of black lines, "Your Majesty, does the First Emperor want any beautiful women? You don't need to worry."
Liu Che lazily crossed his legs and said leisurely.
"That's different, this is my intention!"
After saying that, Liu Che hugged Huo Qubing with a smile.
"It reminds me that my harem is filled with the most beautiful women in the world. I'll take it to you someday to take a good look!!"
Huo Qubing was stunned for a moment, then his face turned red and he jumped in anger!
"Your Majesty is talking nonsense again!!"
Wei Qing pulled Huo Qubing away with all his strength, his veins bulging in anger! !
"What do you think your majesty said?! Is it nice for the concubine and the emperor to say it out loud?!"
Liu Che was cruelly aggrieved.
"...I'm serious, I don't care anyway, as long as I like it, no one dares to say anything."
(Liu Che: What? Are you saying that all the people outside are listening to Sima Qian?! Oh, if he dares to talk nonsense, I will cut his balls off!!)
During the Zhenguan period.
Li Shimin spit out a mouthful of water and coughed desperately for a while before he managed to calm down.
Immediately afterwards, he showed a strange expression towards the sky that was filled with gloating and a hint of pride.
"Hmph, I married Guanyin when I was 16 years old. The majestic First Emperor didn't even have a woman at the age of 24. Tsk, tsk, tsk, pathetic, pathetic..."
Li Shimin: Won! ! (make a fist)
During the reign of Qin Shihuang.
The ruling and opposition parties once again fell into the familiar dead silence! !
But last time I was too excited, this time I was scared! !
There were countless people who had excused themselves to go out to repair the memorial, and the entire hall was more than half empty in an instant! !
Li Si, Meng Tian and other parties involved stood bravely in the main hall, their whole bodies numb with embarrassment, and they didn't even dare to fart.
You said the same goes for Tianmu...
It's enough for just a few people to know about this kind of thing, so why do they talk about it openly? ! !
Now, everyone knows that His Majesty Qin Shihuang is still an old virgin at the age of 24. They are very happy, but we are finished! !
While Li Si and the others were waiting with bated breath, a sneer suddenly came from the throne!
I saw the aloof Xuanpao Emperor twitching the corners of his lips with a sullen expression and said solemnly.
"Things like women only consume my energy and waste my time. If it were not for the purpose of giving birth to children, I would not even bother to set foot in the harem! I never think there is anything wrong with it. It is better to say that people who indulge in women and do not do their jobs are You should reflect on yourself!!”
Meng Tian:......
Because he was so angry, he actually often "wasted time" and indulged in women and "not doing his job". General Meng swallowed his saliva.
…
The sky slowly turned.
The camera continues to follow the young king leisurely and step by step towards the long road to heaven.
As the water mirror circulates, the picture gradually unfolds, buzzing with golden light.
The little golden dragon passing by with its tail wagging seemed to have discovered something interesting. It circled around the water mirror a few times, and a narrow look flashed in its round eyes.
A line of large characters appeared directly above.
[The King of Qin’s name is moving—the world’s talents are in his arms! 】
Then, the sky began to buzz, and dots of white light converged into several human figures with only outlines but unclear appearances.
The little golden dragon playfully moved along their sides, leaving a line of provocative comments on each of them.
[Baby, don’t run away: I become Lan Yan in anger, and the domineering president loves me fiercely]——? ?
[If you don’t come to worship the king, the king will go to worship you]——? ?
[Kao’s money goes to a concubine, so the king has to thank me]——? ?
[The king opens the door and I get in the car, the king picks up the food and I turn the tables]——? ?
[The domineering king VS the iceberg prince, so what if you use the country as a job? ? 】
The sky curtain then buzzed, and a familiar line of large characters appeared.
[Ding dong! Congratulations to the Qin Dynasty for triggering a special prize-winning quiz. This question is an objective fill-in-the-blank question. If you answer it correctly, you will receive an exquisite prize from Tianmu~~]
[Don’t miss this opportunity. Once someone successfully answers the question, Tianmu will immediately announce the corresponding options~~]
In front of the canopy.
The officials of the Qin Dynasty looked at the golden paper gradually falling in front of them with blank faces, unable to laugh at all! !
Am I inferior? ! !
What does this mean? ! !
Who knows who they are? !
Li Si and Meng Tian smacked the gold paper, looking a little confused and resisting, "This, this, this, there must be no ministers here, right?!!"
In a deep courtyard somewhere, Wei Liao, who was bedridden due to toxins and had white hair, his eyes twisted and fell on the first line, and the corners of his eyes twitched faintly.
...Although I’m not a girl, I really want to admit it, but if you peel off the shell of this barrage, you will find that the person described in the first line looks familiar. ! !
After all, Wei Liao is the only one who can be described as a great talent of the Qin State with the word "escape", right? !
He took a deep breath and thought to himself, forget it, it would be a good thing if it is right. I can earn a reward for His Majesty, it will be worth it! !
He gritted his teeth and wrote his name heavily after the first option, and his ears were bleeding from shame! !
These damn descendants are really not serious at all! According to the Qin method, one person has to play twenty big boards! !
When Wei Liao put down the last stroke, the gold paper in his hand suddenly burst into light, and then turned into starlight and roared into the sky!
The sky began to buzz, and the two question marks at the end of the first line suddenly shattered, gradually forming two regular and strong characters! !
[Baby, don’t run away: I become Lan Yan in anger, and the domineering president loves me fiercely]——Wei Liao
[Congratulations to the answerer Wei Liao! Get the reward - Tianmu's improved version of "The Book of Shang Jun"! ! 】
The little golden dragon spun around happily, whizzing down the mountain with a thick book that shone with golden light in its mouth, handing out rewards! !
At the same time, the civil and military officials of the Qin Dynasty's main hall, who were still looking twisted and tangled, suddenly stood up with huge changes in their expressions, and looked at the sky in shock! ! !
Li Si immediately lost his composure and let out a sharp cry: "What?! - Tianmu's improved version of "The Book of Shang Jun"?!!!"
