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When Chen Yuan saw Liu Xiu's reaction on the system screen, he couldn't help holding his belly in his hands and laughing.
"Ouch, hahaha, I can't laugh, it makes my stomach hurt!!"
After enjoying himself for a while, a look of embarrassment flashed across his face.
"That's right! How can I edit Xiu'er's video without including my Leziren Danmu friends!!"
He held the keyboard and clicked it, with a mean smile on his face.
…
On the other side, Liu Xiu, who fell into deep self-doubt, didn't know what was about to happen.
Under the unprecedented eager gazes of the courtiers, Liu Xiu felt a little numb on his scalp and goosebumps all over his body! !
He opened his mouth to explain, but for a while he felt sad and angry again! !
Damn it, other emperors have tried their best to put those immortal names on their heads, so why did the opposite happen when it was his turn? ! !
But Liu Xiu comforted himself.
That's all, it's just a momentary misunderstanding. When the video continues to be released, everyone will definitely understand that their Majesty is not a god at all! !
Other misunderstandings are difficult to expose, but this misunderstanding was easily exposed! !
Doesn’t he himself know whether he is truly a god or not?
On the sky screen, the picture slowly turned.
The sun is shining brightly, the grass is growing, orioles are flying, and kingfishers are flying merrily by the breeze.
Looking at the extremely normal scene, Liu Xiu slowly showed a satisfied smile.
As the screen moves, the camera slowly freezes in a small house.
[Liu Xiu was born in Jiyang County in 5 BC. 】
The crisp cry of a baby pierced the sky, followed by a scorching red light that illuminated the entire room! !
Outside the window, the rice ears were growing wildly as if they were sensing something, and nine ears actually grew on one stem! !
The people rushed out of the house one after another, looking at the wonderful sight in front of them and talking about it in amazement! !
The camera quickly zoomed in, giving a close-up of the baby wrapped in a blanket with its eyebrows stretched out.
Two big characters stuck on his face for fear that others would not notice - Liu Xiu.
"The wood is called beauty, the grass is called glory, and the one who is not honorable but practical is called beauty... My child, since you are a god-given son, then call yourself Liu Xiu."
Before the people in front of the curtain slowly opened their mouths, the familiar yet unfamiliar barrage suddenly exploded across the screen!
【Good guy! See what I found? ! Isn’t this our Xiuer’s video? Which Up owner is so discerning! ! 】
[Good guy, I’m really a good guy, this one is even more of a heavyweight! ! 】
[Dangdangdang, let us welcome the birth of the Great Magister! ! 】
【ah! Such strong spiritual pressure! I can't stand it anymore! ! 】
[If it were another emperor, I would have said a few words that were outrageous, but this is Liu Xiu, so it’s okay (dog head)]
[Since it’s Xiu’er, it must be true! ! (A dog’s head holds flowers in its mouth)]
【What? Do you think it's possible that the miracles were made up? impossible! ! Absolutely impossible! ! (dog head)]
【that is! What's wrong with the birth of our dignified son? Can this be false? ! (dog head)]
[It is said that Liu Bang killed a white dragon with his bare hands...]
【whispering sound! ! If you can really make it up, a three-year-old kid won’t believe it, right? Kuniko is so shameless (disdains nose-picking) (dislikes)]
[That is, Bangzi, please stop putting gold on your face, the public’s eyes are sharp, okay? ! ! 】
[Hahahahahahahaha you two-standard dogs! Liu Bang is going to cry, hahahaha! ! 】
In front of the canopy.
Liu Bang:………………
Lu Zhi couldn't help but covered his mouth and burst into laughter.
Liu Bang pursed his lips, feeling aggrieved and dissatisfied.
"How can these future generations talk! They are really no big or small!! I am the ancestor of the Han people!! This is how they talk to their ancestors..."
Besides, that can’t be called editing, it’s just a little bit of artistic processing! ! !
During the reign of Emperor Guangwu of Han Dynasty.
Liu Xiu took a step back and stared at the sky, his expression blank again.
"...??"
I don't know who in the court was the first to swallow a mouthful of saliva.
Following the sounds of frantic swallowing of saliva from all directions, countless fanatical gazes focused on Liu Xiu again! !
Feng Yi pressed his fists excitedly, his tone rising! !
"Your Majesty!! Don't worry, we will definitely keep this secret for you, and we will never let others know your true identity!!!"
Liu Xiu twisted his neck with a click: ...? ? What is my true identity? ! !
Are you kidding me? ! I am just an ordinary farmer, what real identity can I have? ! !
He tried hard to argue.
"You really misunderstood. We were fighting together back then? Have you forgotten..."
Cen Peng sniffed his nose hard with tears in his eyes, feeling ashamed.
"Your Majesty, please stop talking! It's because we, as ministers, are so useless that your Majesty has repeatedly used his magic power. In the future, ministers and others must work harder and never bother Your Majesty to do it himself!!!"
The other ministers nodded more vigorously.
Liu Xiu's eyes darkened.
Damn it, you just open your mouth to spread rumors, and you will lose your legs if you refute them! ! !
…
On the sky screen, the picture slowly turned.
The little baby soon ballooned up like a balloon. He gradually became able to run and jump, running around in the fields.
Unlike his brother Liu Yan, who has endless ambitions for troubled times, he is a very law-abiding person.
The young boy was sitting in the field with his legs shaking, looking at the golden waves of wheat swaying in the wind, with longing in his eyes.
He said: "When you are an official, you should be like Zhi Jinwu, and when you want to be a wife, you should be like Yin Lihua!!"
This was the simplest and purest wish of the young Liu Xiu at that time.
The barrage passed by full of love.
[Ouch, look at that little face, I really want to pinch it! ! 】
[Hahahaha, don’t tell me, Xiu’er is a really honest child. She is completely different from a ruffian like Liu Bang. I really don’t know if this is a descendant of their old Liu family (dog head)]
Liu Bang, who was dying in front of the curtain, sat up in shock, slapped the table in an incompetent and furious manner, and shouted loudly.
"Who are you calling a gangster?! Who are you calling a gangster?! Fart! I was a good citizen back then!!"
Lu Zhi glanced at him with a sneer, "Really? You're really embarrassed to say it."
Liu Bang: ...Daughter-in-law, please save some face.
[But it’s not that good. Unlike the romantic Liu Che, Xiu’er is very innocent about feelings! ! If it hadn't been for the accidental incident with Guo Shengtong, I doubt he could have lived a monogamous life with Yin Lihua! ! 】
[Even if we include Guo Shengtong, the first and last Xiu'er is Yin Lihua and Guo Shengtong's two wives, and at most we can count the nameless Xu Meiren. This is not at the same level as those emperors who have three thousand beauties in their harem, okay? ! 】
【hiss! This is the first time I know about this. I am just playing Xiu'er's jokes. I don't even know Xiu'er's wives. I reflect on it! ! 】
[Nowadays men also have to talk about their ex-girlfriends. Xiuer, an ancient emperor, can be called the God of Pure Love in this regard! 】
【that is! ! Tell me, how did the Liu family get so lucky that they picked up such an honest kid like Xiu'er? ! ! Is there a genetic mutation? ! ! 】
A time and space where Liu Xiu had not yet made his fortune.
In the Yin family's mansion, a beautiful woman with an extremely beautiful face pursed her red lips in embarrassment, covering her face and quietly looking up at the sky with curiosity.
She thought, did he later become the emperor who ruled the world?
But why would such a powerful person like me? Where have I seen her?
