When the emperor dies, there must be someone to take over.
Huo Guang picked among the children and grandchildren of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, but still couldn't help falling silent among the pile of crooked melons and cracked dates.
Not only is there no one who can fight, there is simply no one who is normal! ! !
Are these the genes of your generation, the old Liu family? !
Liu Che in front of the curtain changed his posture awkwardly.
He scratched his nose and pouted dissatisfiedly.
"Hey, your Huo family has given birth to a daughter. I guarantee that she will be brought into the palace immediately and risk her life to have a baby with her..."
As soon as he finished half of his casual sentence, Liu Che's eyes suddenly lit up and he clapped his hands! !
"Yes! Yes, yes! Why didn't I think of that?! Qu Bing, does your father really not have another daughter or something?!"
Then Liu Che sighed with great regret.
"Hey! It's a pity that your father is a man! Although I am not taboo about men and women, there is no way a man can give birth to a child for me!!"
Huo Qubing:…………
He took a deep breath and reminded Liu Che, "Your Majesty, you already have a prince!!"
Liu Che snorted, "How funny, if I could give birth to someone like Ying Zheng and Li Shimin, all princes would have to step aside!!"
Manchao:…………
What are you dreaming about?
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Huo Guang picked around and picked Liu He.
It's not because of how powerful he is, it's just because the dwarf can barely pull out an onion and can't do much else.
But after all, Huo Guang had never seen a real person, so he still misjudged him.
He didn't expect that Liu He was an idiot.
The late emperor was newly mourned, and just when he took office, another person would have to hold it in desperately to hold in his urine, but he was incredible, his lower body was ready to move and he couldn't hold it in any longer.
Just halfway through, he couldn't help but sent someone to find a woman to relieve him.
This Xiang made a big mistake. When the envoy found out, he went crazy and questioned him fiercely.
After all the hard talk and push and shove, the matter was managed to get over.
As a result, when this man walked under the city gate, he was told to prepare to start mourning.
He said: No, my throat hurts and I can't cry.
The messenger was so surprised that he didn't slap him.
After forcing him three or four more times, the man managed to squeeze out a few drops of cat urine.
There are so many stupid things.
Well, I don’t know how lucky I was to get hit by a pie from the sky. As a result, this idiot not only didn’t know good and bad, but also picked up Joe! !
Moreover, this person also brought his own team, all of whom were without exception idiots who overestimated their abilities and were mentally ill.
They are all quite complacent. They feel that there is no boss in Chang'an City now. If their boss comes to take over, we will be the ministers of the dragon. Who dares not to give us face! !
What is the actual situation in Chang'an City now?
Just kidding, all the officials in the court and central government were led by Huo Guang. A complete and regular system has long been formed. Everyone does their own thing step by step and works under Huo Guang. Who is not an official official who is as stable as an old dog? son?
Watching those idiots is really no different from watching Two Hundred and Five, it's just a little hard to describe.
One after another, secret lawsuits against Liu He and his subordinates were silently handed to Huo Guang's desk. He held back and observed these people coldly.
In the end, I came up with three words - inappropriate.
That's right, Liu He is greedy for pleasure, has no ambition, and is mentally ill. He is not suitable to be an emperor at all.
And because he is so trouble-making, he is not qualified to be a puppet mascot.
Throughout the ages, the most likely cause of disaster is a mismatch of virtue.
If this person is placed on the throne, something will happen sooner or later.
In order to avoid complications that would affect the Han Dynasty, some decisions had to be made.
One day, when Liu He returned to the palace after going out for fun and traveling, the door suddenly closed with a bang.
The man with wide sleeves, who looked calm and calm, walked over and bowed politely.
"Your Majesty, the Queen Mother has an edict."
Liu He was shocked and a little scared.
"What mistake did I make? Why does the Queen Mother want to see me?!"
After Huo Guang pressed his shoulders and half dragged and half pushed him to the Queen Mother's palace, all the civil and military officials were already waiting for him.
Prime Minister Yang Chang reported.
"First, the king of Changyi (referring to Liu He) had no etiquette and human ethics. During his mourning period, he ate meat, had sex with women, played music, and played with chickens."
"Second, fornicating with Emperor Xiaozhao's maid."
"Third, he attracted more than 200 people from Changyi to rape him, and he was forbidden to live in the palace and have fun."
"Fourth, he violated the regulations on the mausoleum temple dedicated to his father, King Ai of Changyi, and called himself the "heir apparent emperor."
"Fifth, they tried to take the ribbons given by the imperial court to the princes, princes, and officials of two thousand stones and brought them to the Changyi Kingdom."
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"One thousand one hundred and twenty-seven,..."
[Liu He only reigned for 27 days, and Huo Guang listed 1127 crimes. He was eventually abandoned and became the emperor of the Han Dynasty. 】
You said it's not good for you to offend anyone, but you offend Huo Guang, the big devil.
It's not humiliating enough to be publicly executed after being crippled.
In front of the canopy.
Liu Che and others couldn't help but were speechless and choked.
For Liu He, they really had nothing to say and nothing to give except a thumbs up.
Piggy sighed.
What's going on...it seems like my genes are really bad.
It's a good thing it's such a shameful thing, otherwise it would really make people bleed! ! !
As for the matter of Huo Guang deposing the emperor, Liu Che behaved very casually.
So what if I don’t waste it? Should we let that stupid pig harm the dynasty?
If that were the case, he would be so angry that he would vomit blood.
As for worrying about Huo Guang having too much power and great achievements at this time, it is really because he is mentally ill and has to hold an umbrella without rain.
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The sky screen also quickly came to an end.
[Later, after countless twists and turns, the Han Dynasty finally ushered in an emperor worthy of the reputation of his ancestors - Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty Liu Bingji. 】
After Emperor Wu, Huo Guang finally found another majesty who was worthy of shouldering the responsibility of the empire together with him, and he could finally breathe a sigh of relief.
The prosperous age created by the two of them was later called the Zhaoxuan prosperous age.
There were many ups and downs in the process, but the big man's ability to walk through them smoothly could be said to depend on this loyal and hard-working minister.
The contributions he made to the Han Dynasty were countless, none of which made people sigh and admire him.
However, before everyone in front of the canopy could sigh over the shitty luck of the Han Dynasty, the color of the picture suddenly changed.
The calm old man with gray hair but still meticulous and his face was as pale as snow. In front of him was an old woman with mean eyebrows wiping away her tears and crying.
"I just wanted to make our daughter the queen! What's wrong with me!! Anyway, I did it. Now, old man, you have to find a way!!"
The old man's lips trembled for a long time, and he raised his palm again and again, and finally put it down with restraint.
He gritted his teeth and said: "Get out of here and don't let me see you again in the near future!!"
[Huo Guang's wife Huo Xian was so domineering that she poisoned Emperor Xuan Liu Bingji's queen behind Huo Guang's back, just to let her youngest daughter Huo Chengjun take the position of queen. 】
Later, Huo Guang sat quietly in the study for a long time with his ink pen in hand.
This matter was finally pressed.
After decades of hard work, one wrong step can ruin everything.
[Two years after Huo Guang's death, the entire Huo family was executed. 】
In front of the canopy.
Countless dynasties could not help but widen their eyes and burst out a well-spoken national curse! !
What the hell? ! !
Many people rubbed their arms and got goosebumps, and their scalps felt numb!
"Nima, isn't this too tragic?!!"
"Marry a virtuous wife, marry a virtuous wife, my ancestors will not deceive me! If I am not careful, I will not be safe!!"
"The great achievements that were originally well-known and well-known in history were all over in one fell swoop!!"
There are also many dynasties where Huo Guang belongs.
His friend who had a better relationship with him jumped three feet high and rushed towards Huo's house! !
"My brother!! Get rid of your wife as soon as possible!!"
“I must, I must!!!”
During the reign of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.
Liu Che showed a sour expression.
"A woman should have noticed that he is doing bad things a long time ago!! If she could do this, I would kill her on the spot!!"
Then he grabbed Huo Qubing, who seemed to be startled, and blinked his eyes sincerely.
"Go away! You believe me. When you get married, I will often go to your house to make sure that no woman can hide from my eyes!!"
