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Amidst the maddening demeanor of the monarchs and ministers of the Song Dynasty, the camera slowly pulled up, as if they could no longer bear to look directly at this ridiculous farce! !
The golden dragons around the sky also let out shrill screams, and the screen shook violently!
【Ding! Detected violent mood swings in later generations, triggering questions! 】
[Question: After Song Zhenzong Zhao Heng, which of the following emperors went to Mount Tai to enshrine Zen? 】
[Option 1: Yuan Shizu. 】
[Option 2: Ming Taizu. 】
[Option 3: Ming Chengzu. 】
[Option 4: Emperor Gaozong of the Qing Dynasty (Qianlong). 】
[Option 5: Even the dogs won’t go. 】
As the screen turned, the barrage passed by laughing and laughing from behind.
[Hahahahahaha, stop humiliating the dog! ! Whoever caused the damage problem is going to laugh to death, so I’ll keep my money, right? ! 】
[It can only be said that Zhao Heng is also an awesome person. He single-handedly made the emperor no longer willing to go to Mount Tai to enshrine Zen from now on! Hahahaha! ! 】
[Fortunately, Erfeng has never been there, otherwise it would be on the same level as this thing (dog head)]
Li Shimin suddenly realized, and he made a fist with one hand and hit the palm of the other.
"Yeah!! Fortunately, I haven't been there! Hurry up, cancel the trip, cancel the trip, Taishan Fengchan is really too laborious and wastes money. Whoever wants to go can go, anyway, I am absolutely! That's right! I won't go again!! !”
[Qin Shihuang, Han Wu Emperor, Han Guangwu Emperor, Tang Gaozong, Tang Xuanzong:? ? ? What do you mean, please explain clearly before leaving! ! 】
The emperors whose names were called all had veins on their foreheads and their blood pressure soared. They immediately considered killing Zhao Heng and cutting him into pieces! !
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ! 】
[Taishan: Is it true that no one speaks for me? 】
【Taishan! awful! It’s so miserable! ! 】
[It’s also thanks to Zhao Heng’s saucy operation that he can be called the terminator of Taishan’s Fengchan. From then on, the emperor was ashamed to be associated with him, and no one was happy to go there hahahaha! ! 】
[Don't say it, you really don't say it. In terms of merit, which of these emperors is not qualified to go to Mount Tai to receive a Zen title, but they all act as if they don't know about it, and there are no signs of going there at all. You Tell me why this is (dog head)]
[It’s not good. Even Qianlong, the travel madman, didn’t go to Mount Tai to undergo Zen practice. The most he could do was go for a walk and play twice, and then uttered two bad luck words (dog head)]
[It’s all thanks to him, otherwise the top of Mount Tai might be covered with Qianlong’s seals (Huangdou lights up cigarettes)]
[There is also the cultivator in Jiajing. Other emperors can explain that they don’t like to go there because they don’t have time. If he doesn’t go there, it goes without saying what the ingredients are (dog head), everyone understands! ! 】
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! They are all talents hahahaha! ! 】
Finally, option five: No dogs will go. This one is undoubtedly ranked at the top! !
Not to mention how the expressions of the relevant emperors in the past dynasties changed wonderfully amidst the barrage of unbridled ridicule, let’s just talk about Song Taizu’s dynasty.
Zhao Kuangyin finally woke up under the anxious rescue efforts of the imperial doctor, and his eyes were filled with scarlet bloodshot eyes! !
He tore open the collar of the restraint like crazy, and the loose sleeves were torn to pieces by him! !
The complicated dragon robe was transformed into a simple bunt, and the exposed muscles were flexing every inch! ! !
Like a bloody devil, Zhao Kuangyin looked coldly at Zhao Guangyi, who was shivering in the corner, walked over step by step, pinched his neck and lifted him up! ! !
"Zhao Heng—Zhao Heng!! If I remember correctly, this is your son, right?!!"
"How old are you this year? Six or seven?!!"
Zhao Guangyi was almost scared out of his mind. He was a civil servant, and in the hands of Zhao Kuangyin, who had been fighting all year round, he was no different than a chicken! ! He grabbed Zhao Kuangyin's hand and said tremblingly with tears streaming down his face.
"No, no, no, don't kill me, brother, second brother, I know I was wrong!! Zhao Heng is my son, my son, I will find someone to send him here to vent your anger!!"
The veins on Zhao Kuangyin's forehead popped out inch by inch, blood and tears almost flowed from his eyes, and he let out a hoarse roar from his throat!
"You two, father and son, are so good! So good!! Haha, hahahahaha!!"
"I think we, the Song Dynasty, have not been embarrassed enough. A god of war with donkeys and carts in the Gaoliang River will make future generations laugh at me in the Song Dynasty!! A terminator of the Taishan Conferment of Zen, the Chanyuan Alliance will not be ashamed but proud of it, so that future generations will live to conquer the Song Dynasty." Song was nailed to the pillar of shame!!!"
"Are you, father and son, not willing to be pushed to the face at all?! How can you be so damn capable of doing such a thing?!"
Zhao Kuangyin's hands were trembling.
"I don't even dare to think, I don't even dare to think... How on earth are all the dynasties laughing at my Song Dynasty at this time!! How are all the dynasties mocking my Song Dynasty!!!"
Zhao Guangyi also tried to plead for mercy for himself.
"These, these are all accidents. Second brother, think about it. Tianmu only mentioned his faults but did not comment on his merits. Which emperor would not make any mistakes... Yes, yes, yes! Tianmu did not say that I am infamy!! This It shows that I still paid for the dynasty..."
Before Zhao Guangyi could finish his sentence, Zhao Kuangyin suddenly seemed to be struck by a thunderbolt from the clear sky, and his whole body froze in place.
He murmured as if he was lost in his soul: Yes, yes, it will be infamy for eternity...
Think about the previous inventory.
Zhu Di, the first emperor of the Ming Dynasty and the founder of the Ming Dynasty - Zhu Qizhen, the God of War of the Ming Dynasty who has been infamy for thousands of years
Emperor Taizong Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty - Li Longji, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty
One Emperor (?) Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin——...
Zhao Kuangyin suddenly realized that the true infamy of his Song family had not yet appeared! ! !
Haha, I didn’t comment on the “achievements” of the Gaoliang River Car God! !
The "merit" of Taishan Fengchan's Terminator, haha, is not even rated! ! !
For the first time, the wise and martial Song Taizu felt that standing alone in the hall was really helpless at times.
He twitched the corners of his mouth, as if he wanted to show a cry-like expression, but in the end he just shook his body again.
In the blurred vision, the imperial doctor's expression seemed to change drastically again and he rushed towards him, still shouting "Your Majesty" in his mouth.
Zhao Kuangyin, Emperor Taizu of the Song Dynasty, rolled his eyes again and fainted within ten minutes after waking up.
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modern.
Chen Yuan accidentally caught a glimpse of the tragic scene of Zhao Kuangyin fainting again in countless time and space scenes, and couldn't help but feel pity. He put a hand to his lips and muttered for a long time.
"This guy is too impatient...is he so angry now?"
"What can we do? In Zhao Gou's video, I put the shame of Jingkang at the beginning..."
If Zhao Kuangyin was finally rescued by the imperial doctor, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that Emperors Qin and Hui, along with the prince, grandson, queen, and concubines had been captured and taken away, he would be very angry...
Chen Yuan suddenly licked his hands sadly.
