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However, after Song Zhenzong made such a big deal, he asked the officials in charge of the money how they were doing and how much money was left?
The person in charge of the money replied, "There is more than enough plan."
It means there are still more, let’s build them!
Emperor Zhenzong of the Song Dynasty couldn't help being overjoyed. He led a team from Kyoto in October and dispersed wealth in various places along the way. Please invite this and offer sacrifices to that. Many so-called "auspicious" signs were added along the way. , it is difficult to say whether it is true auspiciousness or artificial auspiciousness.
When we arrived at the foot of Mount Tai, a group of demons and monsters who defended the emperor had a lot of trouble after you sang and I came on stage. When it came time to sing about their achievements, they couldn't help but be speechless.
You can tell me about this merit. It seems to be there, but it seems not to be there.
There are a lot of overwhelming "auspicious things", but can this be regarded as merit?
But let’s not talk about it, it seems that all this huge effort for so long can be in vain! !
Fortunately, the great genius Song Zhenzong Zhao Heng stepped forward in person at this time, with his hands on his hips proudly and his head raised as high as the sky! !
"My imperial commander went on a personal expedition and reached an alliance with the Liao Dynasty in Chanyuan. We agreed that from then on we only have to pay three hundred thousand protection fees every year, and the Liao Dynasty will not attack us!! For this achievement, if I don't confer a Zen title, who will?"
The deafening words echoed in the empty valley, and the lingering sound lingered.
Only three hundred thousand protection fee...
Three hundred thousand protection fees...
Protection fees……
fee……
In front of the canopy.
After Zhao Heng said one word, all the dynasties were swept away by deathly silence!
Countless people's brains were emptied at that moment, falling into a suffocating void! !
It was clearly not difficult to understand, but it suddenly became incomprehensible! !
There are even many people who are wondering in the blank, is this human language? Or did you hear it wrong? It’s actually bullshit? ?
Why don't you understand it? ! !
During the reign of Emperor Taizu of the Song Dynasty.
Zhao Kuangyin's figure swayed and he felt a little shaky.
"What kind of stuff is he talking about???"
Then Zhao Kuangyin murmured dizzily.
"Am I not in good health? Why do I always feel like there are stars surrounding my eyes? I must have heard wrongly..."
Before he finished speaking, Zhao Kuangyin rolled his eyes and fainted! !
During the Zhenguan period.
Li Shimin crushed the jade string in his hand, his face was shattered and distorted, his eyes were as wide as bells! ! !
"I belong to his ancestors!! What nonsense is this grandson talking about?! I thought he was some kind of prosperous emperor in the world, and that arrogant and arrogant person was even bigger than me, but in the end he said this to me ?!!"
Is it something worth being proud of to protect Fenima? ! ! Just because of this, you go to Mount Tai to pray in such a big way? ! ! ! !
All the officials of Zhenguan turned green, and they felt as if their three senses had been beaten to the ground several times! !
Li Shimin, a man of martial arts and martial arts, wanted to go to Mount Tai several times to be enshrined in Zen, but in the end he hesitated and did not go. As a result, this thing appeared on the sky! !
absurd! ! Ridiculous! ! !
During the reign of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.
As a man who personally went to Mount Tai to receive a Zen ceremony, and who had been a little bit sour because of Zhao Heng's generosity before, Emperor Liu Che's face at this time could not be simply described as green! !
He jumped up from the dragon chair as if his butt was on fire, and spat several times in succession.
"My mother's eyes have really opened!! Come on, come on, all the preparations for my future Taishan Zen ceremony have been cancelled! If I go there again, my surname will not be Liu!!!"
Liu Che actually liked to go to Mount Tai to pray for Zen. Among all the kings who went to Mount Tai to pray for Zen, he was the only one who went back and forth six or seven times!
Every time I come back from beating the Huns, I happily go there, and I will go back next time after I come back from beating them! !
The main thing is just a toy! !
Of course, Liu Che's trip to Mount Tai to enshrine Zen was definitely not as complicated as Zhao Heng's, and it was often just a symbolic trip.
But Liu Che doesn't want to go at all now. Even if the Huns are wiped out, he still won't go! !
During the reign of the First Emperor.
"What kind of level do you want to go to Mount Tai to become a Buddhist monk like me?!!"
Ying Zheng, with a dark expression on his face, kicked over the table and said angrily while waving his sleeves.
"The ones in front of me are all people with outstanding achievements, and they are barely worthy of the standards I left behind. They are qualified to go to Mount Tai. What does this thing mean?!!!"
Ying Zheng was simply ashamed of those words, and it was even more unimaginable why a dignified emperor could say such words so shamelessly! ! !
With such a shameful "accomplishment", he should have covered his face and walked faster when passing by Mount Tai. How dare he use this as a raft to go to Mount Tai for the Zen ceremony? ! !
What a shame! ! !
Not only the First Emperor, but also Li Si couldn't help but marvel at him. He really had to admire him.
Hongwu period.
Zhu Yuanzhang touched Zhu Di's head with a calm expression and said calmly.
"Good boy, be obedient. We won't go there in the future."
Zhu Di shook his little head like a hot wheel, his face full of determination.
Don’t go! ! Even if the sword of the King of Hell is placed on his neck, he won't move! ! ! I can't afford that shame even if I die! !
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On the canopy.
The ministers of the Song Dynasty seemed to be silenced by their majesty's deafening words. After half a second, they slowly extended their thumbs.
wonderful!
How wonderful! !
It has to be their Majesty! ! !
That’s alright, now that you’ve accomplished your feats, let’s continue playing music and dancing! ! !