As soon as Zhao Guangyi performed this coquettish move, almost everyone in front of the curtain was stunned.
No, what is this brother doing? !
The army is still fighting there. Where does he, a coach, plan to go? ?
During the Zhenguan period.
The moment Li Shimin saw Zhao Guangyi's actions, he couldn't help but open his mouth.
"Hey, hey, hey! What is this guy planning to do?! He has reached the enemy's territory, and he still dares to run around, risking his life?!"
Even if you find that you can't fight and want to run away, you should evacuate safely under the escort of the army. How far can you run like this, and where can you go? !
As long as the well-trained cavalry comes back to their senses, they will catch up in minutes, okay? !
During the reign of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.
Liu Che wrinkled his face in disgust and clicked his tongue.
"What the hell! Just pretending to be a shitty emperor and fighting a shitty war!! If he ran away from the battle, an ordinary soldier would have been torn into pieces!!"
Just this operation will almost make people cry, okay! !
During the reign of Qin Shihuang.
Ying Zheng snorted coldly and looked at the sky lightly.
"Idiots are idiots! Apart from resorting to some underhand tactics, what else can they achieve? They are hopelessly stupid!"
It's hard to achieve great things, it's hard to be in a big position! After all, it is despicable and ridiculing! !
…
Above the sky.
As if to prove myself.
Soon, Zhao Guangyi "opened the eyes" of the emperors who looked down on him in front of the sky.
The moment when Zhao Guangyi snatches the donkey cart and escapes in the sky screen, the background music suddenly becomes ghostly.
Zhao Guangyi, who had been hit by an arrow in the butt, had strong hands and held on to the donkey cart tightly without letting go.
The donkey was stimulated, looked up to the sky and roared loudly, and then began to sprint with extremely powerful four legs! !
There was a strange sound of music in the distance.
"Give it to Lu Dayou——"
As the donkey cart started, the music suddenly changed its rhythm! ! !
It's too late to say it, but it's soon! ! Everyone in front of the marquee couldn't help but raise their hearts to their throats, and almost couldn't breathe! !
The donkey runs wildly, the wheels grind out sparks! ! !
The music also suddenly reached a climax, and the sound was as loud as an epilepsy and spread to all worlds! !
"Kaki is out of touch too~~~Mono Mono one~~~!!!"
The sky curtain shook with passion as the donkey cart sprinted! Spin! ! drift! ! !
Go! ! Little donkey! !
…
In front of the canopy.
All dynasties have fallen into endless silence in the deafening "khaki is out of the sky~~".
I don't know how long it took before the first sound of swallowing was heard.
Li Shimin originally thought that he had experienced many things during half his life, and could deal with anything calmly.
But for the first time, he actually felt that sometimes it was quite helpless to watch the sky alone.
With a numb and stiff face, he pointed at Zhao Guangyi who was still sprinting in a donkey cart on the sky screen, trying to find some strength from his ministers.
"Gentlemen... do you know what this, this is doing?"
Wei Zheng swallowed hard after hearing this, and then answered slowly.
"D-It's probably a person, riding a donkey cart...?"
I don't know where the sound came from, as if the worldview was shaking and collapsing.
"Donkey, can a donkey run so fast??? This, this music is..."
During the reign of Qin Shihuang.
Li Si's face turned pale the moment the music started blasting.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, this, this, this???"
Even though Ying Zheng was shocked, he still maintained his dignity as Qin Shihuang and sat firmly in place.
"What a show! It's just a man escaping in a donkey cart. As for this music..."
Ying Zheng endured it again and again, but still couldn't help showing an expression of disgust!
What's going on with these descendants? ! Could it be that at that time, I actually liked this kind of... I don't know what the so-called music is? ! Harsh, simply too harsh! ! !
Someone come and save my ears! ! !
During the reign of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.
Liu Che was shocked at first, but he accepted it the fastest, and as he listened, he started to feel something.
Zhuzhu touched his chin and showed a thoughtful expression.
"Not to mention, although this music is unpleasant to the ears, it does have a unique charm. Next time when the prisoners are executed, it can be played to encourage them on the road to hell..."
Northern Song Dynasty.
Zhao Kuangyin's face turned black and green, then green and red, as if he had knocked over the palette! !
In anger, he couldn't help but pick up Zhao Guangyi again, and whipped him hard with several big-eared melon seeds! !
"I, your mother is a bastard!! Isn't it embarrassing?! Isn't it embarrassing?! I, Da Song, am so embarrassed that you will be humiliated to all generations!!! How many times can you run away! Why can't you run away? Nite mother-in-law, just ride on a donkey and run away, I’ll slap you to death, slap you to death!!!”
"I told you to run!! I told you to run!!"
"I asked you to run away and you're so damn good at riding a donkey!! I don't have to guess to know how Bandai is laughing at our Song Dynasty now!!!"
"Why did you do this embarrassing thing!!!"
The faces of the courtiers of the Song Dynasty became greener one by one, and they felt that they were almost overwhelmed by the shame of being wiped out! !
Tenima is embarrassed, mainly! !
…
[After being besieged on the Gaoliang River, Zhao Guangyi abandoned his army and fled in a donkey cart. It is said that the chasing cavalry were exhausted and foaming at the mouth and failed to catch up. He fled without looking back and was separated from all the generals. , so that later the Song army sadly thought that the emperor had died in the chaos. 】
The emperors of the past dynasties couldn't help but show the expression of a subway grandpa looking at his mobile phone. He was speechless and extremely disgusted! !
It's rare for Nima to be so cowardly! ! !
Even if Zhu Qizhen was that good-for-nothing, his 200,000-strong army was destroyed and all the generals were killed, he was never cowarded into such a shameful state! !
Those who know are looking at history, and those who don’t know think they are just reading a joke! !
At this time, Zhao Kuangyin was red and smoking from his neck to his face, and his reason was instantly exhausted under the overwhelming shame. Min Lang pulled out the long knife with a sound and put it on Zhao Guangyi's neck with a ferocious expression! ! !
"You damn girl, do you want to show off your face?! Do you want to show off your face?! I'm going to kill you, you little grandson, today!!!"
This feeling is unprecedented for Zhao Kuangyin! ! It's hard to comment, but if he could choose, he would rather die than experience this moment of blackness in front of his eyes and a blank mind! ! !
Even when he knew that Zhao Guangyi had poisoned him and snatched his throne, Zhao Kuangyin had never been so filled with hatred that he wanted to die! ! !
If Zhao Kuangyin were born in later generations, he might be able to find a noun to describe his feelings at that time, and this feeling mostly occurs among people who are more shameless.
Social death - the full name is social death (it is more serious for Zhao Kuangyin, after all, it is the kind of Wanjie)
The advice of later generations when this phenomenon occurs is usually - there is no room for the earth to live, otherwise we should live on another planet.
