"Flute?" The female ghosts sitting opposite Jiang Linxian had never heard of this instrument.
When Jiang Linxian took it out today, everyone was a little confused.
The female ghost next to HR suppressed the confusion in her heart and said with a smile: "Then...Mr. Jiang, please start the flute performance."
"..."
Jiang Linxian took the flute and started to play.
The tune he played was "Along the River During Qingming Festival".
This is based on the freehand painting "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" by the Song Dynasty painter Zhang Zeduan.
The Dongxiao song "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" is clear and melodious, fully reflecting the majesty of the scroll, with graceful and smooth melody and profound artistic conception, allowing the listener to quietly enjoy the beauty of its music in a classical atmosphere.
Moreover, playing this piece of music requires the use of many skills. It does not mean that you can play it well if you want to.
It took him a lot of time and energy to learn this Dongxiao song.
Eventually it becomes perfect.
After this Dongxiao music was played, several interviewers in the conference room were shocked.
The deep and deep feeling that an instrument like Xiao brings to them cannot be reflected at all in instruments such as violin and piano.
To put it bluntly, this was the first time they heard such a sound.
After listening to Jiang Linxian's playing, the interviewers were all affected by Xiao Sheng and have not yet recovered.
After ten minutes of relief, they returned to normal.
"Mr. Jiang, the piece you played just now... is very good." The female ghost next to HR couldn't help but praise.
She is the head of the music department and has a very high understanding of music.
It is no exaggeration to say that she has listened to thousands of pieces of music.
She could tell which music was good and which was bad after listening to it for a while.
The piece of music Jiang Linxian played just now gave her a very shocking feeling.
In addition to the musical instrument Xiao, the pictures displayed in its music also make her yearn for it.
"It's embarrassing." Jiang Linxian put down the instrument in his hand and replied calmly.
"I wonder, Mr. Jiang, can you teach the music teachers in our music department how to use this instrument?" The female ghost invited Jiang Linxian.
She didn't look very formal and rigid like a formal recruitment.
She felt that talents like Jiang Linxian who knew music needed enough respect.
Even if he is just a human being, he still needs such respect.
After all, music knows no difference between humans and ghosts.
"Ahem..." When the head of the music department suddenly issued an invitation, the HR at the side suddenly coughed, as if to remind her of something.
Realizing that she had lost her temper, the female director of the music department smiled awkwardly. Her eyes suddenly averted and she said helplessly, "Sorry, I was abrupt."
At this time, another female ghost said to Jiang Linxian: "Mr. Jiang, I just heard you talk about playing games. I want to ask, do you have any unique insights into games?"
"I think a good game can be called the ninth art." Jiang Linxian replied seriously.
"The ninth art?" The female ghost frowned slightly: "As far as I understand, games are just a way of entertainment and relaxation, and they have nothing to do with art, right?"
Jiang Linxian couldn't help but glance at the female ghost, and replied calmly: "That's because you have never played a game that can be called art."
"The games you make are all small entertainment games. In my opinion, they are like chaff and not worth mentioning."
Jiang Linxian once downloaded the number one game on the Pineapple mobile phone of Chaos World. The picture was good, but when it was actually played, it was just a piece of shit.
Even the gameplay of 4399 is more fun than the game of Chaos World.
I don’t know why the ghosts in the chaotic world like it.
After Jiang Linxian said this, the game
The female ghost director of the department suddenly became unhappy: "According to you, have you ever played a game that can be called art?"
"Of course." Jiang Linxian said, "Not only have I played with it, I can also make it myself."
In the real world, he not only plays games, but also teaches himself various game production software and the use of various codes.
I have worked part-time to help many game companies develop games.
So he is quite good at the game production process.
"Mr. Jiang, I would like to invite you to our game department. I would like to see what games you can make."
"The interview is not over yet." HR turned around and reminded.
The female supervisor of the game department was silent when she heard HR's reminder.
At this time, HR took a look at the resume and continued to ask: "Mr. Jiang, it is written in your profile that you are a perfectionist. How can this be reflected?"
Jiang Linxian clasped his hands together and sat upright.
She looked at the beautiful female HR ghost for a few times and asked calmly: "What I say below may offend everyone. I hope all the interviewers here will not be angry."
"Please tell me." HR was very curious about what nasty things he would say.
Jiang Linxian nodded, looked at HR and asked, "What do you call me?"
"The last name is Li." The female HR ghost said.
"Miss Li, you must be in a hurry when you go out today." Jiang Linxian said calmly, "Your clothes and collar are not neatly arranged, and your lipstick is not evenly applied."
"Of course, this lipstick color is not suitable for you, you can change it."
"And the makeup on your face is not very even."
"Speak more professionally, you have powder stuck on your face."
When HR heard Jiang Linxian's comment, his face suddenly became a little embarrassed.
"Your earrings are too big for a head like yours." Jiang Linxian continued without giving any face: "Let's talk about your outfit."
"The color of the high heels doesn't match your clothes very well. You shouldn't choose pants with small feet because your legs are a little thick and not straight enough."
Jiang Linxian made many unreasonable points and put forward his opinions.
After talking about the HR female ghost, Jiang Linxian pointed the finger at another female ghost and continued to scold her.
"Your hairstyle doesn't suit the shape of your face."
"I don't know if you chose it yourself or if the barber chose it for you. In short, you have poor taste and it doesn't match well."
"You're relatively old, maybe over fifty, right?"
"My suggestion is to wear more mature clothes so that they match your overall temperament."
...
After Jiang Linxian scolded the remaining female ghost supervisors, he said to the HR female ghost supervisor: "If you make a slight change according to the method I just mentioned, you might have unexpected effects."
[In view of the general environment,
"So to prove my perfection, you will know after you revise it." After Jiang Linxian finished speaking, he looked at the group of female ghosts.
He used this method to help Mrs. Angelina and Mrs. Qinglian choose the jewelry that best suited them, so he was very good at it.
These female ghosts were not too angry after being scolded by Jiang Linxian.
After all, Jiang Linxian said at the beginning that he would offend them.
It's not easy for them to get angry.
However, they also memorized the correction method Jiang Linxian just mentioned. If they have time, they will try it to see if this human being really cares about perfection, or if he said it on purpose.
After recording the method in her notebook, the female supervisor of the film and television department, who had not spoken before, suddenly said: "Mr. Jiang, to be honest, we have never seen a man with such a handsome face like you in the film and television department."
"I wonder if you are interested in joining our film and television department. We will make you famous."
"you
With such appearance and temperament, even if she doesn't speak, she can attract countless female fans just by being on camera. "
"It's just your acting skills, I don't know how..."
"Ahem...ahem...that's too far off topic." HR reminded him with a few dry coughs.
She looked at Jiang Linxian and said with a smile: "Mr. Jiang, your interview is over. Please wait outside."
"I need to discuss with the heads of each department to see which department you will be assigned to."
Jiang Linxian stood up and walked out of the conference room.
Other people's interviews are over in a few minutes.
Give yourself an interview and make it look like you're interrogating a prisoner.
Isn't this a bit exaggerated?
After he walked out of the conference room, the female HR ghost put Jiang Linxian's resume on the table.
She sighed and said a little speechlessly: "The general manager called you department heads here to insult and belittle this human being. Just say as ugly words as you want. He is not here to poach him and go to your department." .”
"Why did the interview change in person?"
"The general manager is still watching from the surveillance camera."
After hearing HR's reminder, several female supervisors were helpless.
The female supervisor of the music department said helplessly: "Originally, I wanted to ask him about music, but the instrument he just played had a very melodious melody. How do you want me to criticize him?"
HR looked at her and said, "Don't you know how to point out some shortcomings?"
"He played it perfectly, I couldn't even put my finger on it."
"You can't let me blame a deer for a horse, can you? I can't do such a thing. This is blasphemy to music!"
At this point, the head of the music department became tougher: "Also, our music department wants this human being."
"Because of his ability to play the flute, our music department must learn from him and strive to learn such an instrument."
The female HR ghost couldn't help frowning when she heard the head of the music department being so arrogant.
Can the general manager agree to such a blatant request?
She was about to say a few more words when she was interrupted by the female supervisor of the film and television department.
"What do you want from the music club?"
"Have our departments agreed?"
"Tang Xiaomei, do you want to show some respect? Our film and television department hasn't even spoken yet, and you've already started to make a conclusion?"
"This Mr. Jiang just now, with his good looks and outstanding temperament, will only be buried in your music club and has no future at all."
"Come to our film and television department, as long as you package him a little, he will definitely become a big hit!"
"Our film and television department must have this person!"
"Such a perfect appearance will definitely become a hit once it's put on the screen!"
"Today's female viewers are tired of watching too many fresh young men. If they were replaced by such a masculine and handsome guy, they would definitely go crazy!"
"Your music department, don't compete with me!"
HR couldn't help but swallowed, his face became a little gloomy, but he didn't know what to say.
"Hmm! I think..."
At this time, the female director of the game department wanted to express her opinion.
Before she could speak, she was scolded by the female supervisors of the music department and the film and television department.
"you shut up!"
"Your gaming department has no use for him."
"Exactly! Mr. Jiang can only play games, but he is not good at making games."
Snapped!
The female director of the game department slapped her palm on the hard wooden table and yelled, "Fart!"
"Mr. Jiang just said that he can create games that are called art!"
"In all my life, I have never heard him speak so arrogantly."
"I want to see you too!"
"What the hell kind of game!"
"It can be called art!"
HR heard the artistic words of the female director of the game department and couldn't help but frown: "Wang Yiyi, please pay attention to your words and don't be rude when you speak. Normally, forget it. The general manager is listening now."
The female supervisor known as Wang Yiyi immediately waved her hand and said in a cold voice: "I don't care! Mr. Jiang and our game department have to make a decision!"
"If he can't make a game called art, I'll eat him immediately!"
"You!" HR wanted to say more, but her cell phone suddenly rang.
The female HR ghost saw the number and immediately connected it, then turned on the speakerphone.
"The general manager is calling, please listen carefully." HR kindly reminded.
When several female supervisors heard that it was the general manager, they immediately stopped talking.
On the phone, the cold voice of the general manager came.
"I can hear your conversation clearly."
"Concerning Jiang Linxian, a human being, I originally wanted you to teach him a lesson, but I didn't expect that none of you would succeed, and you even started to quarrel over trying to get him into the department."
"It's just nonsense!"
"Did you all turn a deaf ear to what I told you?"
In the conference room, none of the female supervisors spoke, and a strange chilling atmosphere floated in the air.
Not long after, the female supervisor of the music department was the first to speak: "General Manager, you should have seen and heard that Mr. Jiang's attainments in music are extraordinary."
"Taking his flute performance skills as an example, I can guarantee that there is no music teacher in our music department who is better than him."
"How dare you guarantee that? Just based on his musical instrument performance?" A stern question came from the phone.
"Yes! Just rely on his musical instrument performance!" Tang Xiaomei said seriously: "The melody and rhythm when he plays the flute are perfect. He is a genius with an absolute sense of sound!"
"I can guarantee that his musical attainments are better than all the music teachers in our department!"
"General Manager, where would such a musical genius go if he didn't come to our music department?"
"Just because the song "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" he played today is on the music charts, it has to be number one!"
"This will bring huge profits to the group!"
"Wait a minute!" The female supervisor of the film and television department immediately interrupted the music department.
She couldn't help but look at Tang Xiaomei with contempt and said seriously: "With such a perfect appearance and figure, Mr. Jiang is the most reasonable person to come to our film and television department!"
"Even if his musical talent is amazing, our film and television department can definitely use his talent."
"But Tang Xiaomei, do you think Mr. Jiang can fully demonstrate his appearance advantages in your music club?"
Tang Xiaomei was about to retort, but the female supervisor of the film and television department didn't give him a chance at all: "In our film and television department, Mr. Jiang can not only make movies, but also produce music for movies, killing two birds with one stone."
"I think it would be most suitable to come to our film and television department."
"When he becomes famous, he can also bring huge profits to our group!"
"You don't take my game department seriously, do you?" Wang Yiyi said angrily: "My department contributes no less revenue to the group every year!"
"It sounds like your music department and film and television department are awesome!"
"When Mr. Jiang makes a game that can be called a work of art, the profit will be no less than that of your two departments!"
"Okay! Stop arguing!" The general manager on the phone said coldly: "I already know where to arrange for him to go!"
