"Something that shocks the soul?" Jiang Linxian fell into deep thought.
What could it be that could shake the soul of a chicken?
[It’s music, music that shakes the soul]
[In addition to eyes, a chicken has ears. Only these two senses can shock it. Music is something that can easily arouse the emotions of creatures]
The system prompted.
Jiang Linxian suddenly realized that it would be difficult to guess this without prompts.
Jiang Linxian took out his mobile phone and started searching for music that could shock a chicken, and found a lot of recommendations.
[The first one is, Ji Taimi]
Jiang Linxian clicked on the music, and exciting music came from the phone. He turned the music volume to the maximum.
This piece of music was truly soul-shaking, and Jiang Linxian felt as if his scalp was about to escape.
Nosebleeds flowed out involuntarily.
The big rooster standing in the white circle suddenly waved its big wings and started clucking.
It spins in circles for a while and shakes its head for a while, which looks very weird.
Immediately afterwards, it jumped onto the rice mountain behind it and started pecking. Its movements were very rhythmic to the music on Jiang Linxian's mobile phone.
That huge mountain of rice was wiped out by it at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The little paper guy on the side blew out smoke rings and was surprised: "Boy, you actually found a solution."
"You should have known it from the beginning, right?" Jiang Linxian did not respond to the little paper man's words, but asked instead.
"Of course!" said the little paper man: "But although we know it, we can't say it, otherwise I will be obliterated by the rules."
"It's a credit to your ability that you were able to find it so quickly." The little paper man smoked, opened the curtain, and walked out: "After you catch the chicken, remember to look for me."
Jiang Linxian stared at the rice mountain, and the rooster gradually picked up the rice.
And the strange thing is that the rooster has eaten half of the rice, and its belly has not grown at all. Jiang Linxian understands that this must be the rule.
When the rooster eats all the rice, the white circle around the rooster disappears instantly.
Jiang Linxian stepped forward, rushed towards the rooster, and instantly caught it in his hands.
The rooster struggled hard, but couldn't break free from Jiang Linxian's hand.
Taking the rooster, Jiang Linxian returned to the stall.
The little paper man held the knife and said: "Give me the rooster and I will help you deal with it."
Jiang Linxian handed the rooster to him, and the big knife in the hand of the little paper man waved quickly.
This big cock turned directly into a ball of meat.
"That's it." The little paper man held the cigarette in his mouth and took back the big knife: "This much chicken is enough for you to use for a long time."
"Don't you want money?" Jiang Linxian asked.
"This chicken is special. It doesn't cost money." The little paper man responded, then turned around and stopped talking to Jiang Linxian.
Jiang Linxian collected the chicken and left. He came to the stall selling dog meat.
The little paper man at the dog meat stall was engrossed in writing something without looking up.
"Excuse me, are there any dog lickers who like to lick their faces?" Jiang Linxian asked.
This kind of dog surprised him. Where can any dog like to lick its noodles?
But when you think about this being a world of chaos, it’s not surprising.
When the little paper man heard the dog licking his face, he immediately raised his head and asked in surprise: "You want to lick the dog's meat?"
"Yes, I am going to make a dumpling that your master likes to eat. One of the ingredients is dog licking dog meat."
"Yes, come with me." After listening to Jiang Linxian's introduction, the little paper man opened the curtain behind him and walked in.
Jiang Linxian followed and walked in.
A fat dog with white fur was lying on the ground, constantly licking a hill-like pile of flour with its tongue.
Looking at this scene, Jiang Linxian seemed to be in the same condition as the chicken, except that there was no white circle around the dog.
"Can you sell this dog to me?" Jiang Linxian asked.
The little paper man nodded and said, "Yes, I can, but you have to help me complete something."
"Say." Jiang Linxian said.
The little paper man took out the paper he was writing on and said, "I have liked Widow Wang next door, codenamed 38, for many years, but he has always refused to accept me."
"Although I am very happy every time she asks me to help, it seems that I still can't get her love, which makes me very sad."
"I don't know how long she will reject me?"
"Can you write a love letter for me?" the little paper man said, "I want to send it to her personally to express my feelings."
"Okay, keep it with me." Jiang Linxian thought for a while and started to help him write.
Fifteen minutes passed and Jiang Linxian finished writing his love letter.
He wrote a letter called "The Farthest Distance in the World"
This love poem is lyrical enough and should help him woo Widow No. 38.
The little paper man took the love poem written by Jiang Linxian, took a look at it, and suddenly became angry.
"No, this won't work!"
"It didn't express my true emotions. Please rewrite it."
Jiang Linxian frowned, very puzzled.
[Write about how he behaves like a licking dog]
The system reminded.
Jiang Linxian thought for a moment and started writing again.
do you know? When you called my name, my heart almost jumped out of my chest. When you said the word "get out", I knew you were testing me. After all, distance creates beauty.
The last time I gave you dog meat, you smiled at me. This was the first time you smiled at me. I know this is a good start. I will continue to work hard and keep sending you dog meat every day.
On your birthday, I gave you a necklace. You liked it very much and said that I am a good person. I am very happy and hope that I can always be the best person for you.
Every time you reject my love, it makes me very moved. I find that I can no longer extricate myself...
Jiang Linxian resisted the urge to curse, finished the love letter, and handed it to the little paper man again.
The little paper man glanced at it, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
"Very good, I just want this kind of love letter!" The little paper man raised his head and said to Jiang Linxian: "Thank you, you helped me a lot!"
"You're welcome, this is what I should do." Jiang Linxian shook his arms slightly, pointed at the dog and asked, "Can I have that licking dog now?"
"Of course!" said the little paper man: "But you'd better wait until he finishes licking the noodles, otherwise you won't be able to catch him."
"Do you still need to finish licking the noodles?" Jiang Linxian suddenly wondered: "Why didn't you tell me earlier? It will take a long time for your dog to finish licking the noodles."
"No." The little paper man gestured to Jiang Linxian to take a closer look: "Look, the speed at which it licks its face is ridiculously fast. It's the first time I've seen it so fast."
Jiang Linxian looked up and found that the licking dog was indeed licking the flour very quickly. Half of the small mountain of flour had already been licked.
"After the dog licks his face, you come out to me. I'll go and send a love letter to the Widow Wang next door."
"Okay." Jiang Linxian watched the little paper man leave and couldn't help but sigh: He is really the ultimate dog licker.
Half an hour later, the white-haired dog quickly licked all the flour clean. Jiang Linxian immediately took action, grabbed it and walked out.
The little paper man had come back at this moment, still humming some strange tune. When he saw Jiang Linxian grabbing the dog and coming out, he suddenly said excitedly: "Widow Wang actually smiled after reading my love letter today. Thank you for your help." , I feel like I’m about to get her!”
"Keep working hard." Jiang Linxian comforted him, and then handed the dog to the little paper man.
