Everyone looked like a group of well-equipped fishermen fighting for their wits over an excellent fishing spot. As a result, a primary school student came nearby. He took a mineral water bottle and made a spool, hung an earthworm on it, threw it in, and then pulled it up. A giant thing...
A group of people are still here eagerly grabbing the Infinity Stones that didn't even show up, right! Until now, the Avengers have not seen the shadow of the Infinity Stones at all, so they are planning to start a fight. As for Kai, the Infinity Stones are not in their hands either... As a result, Loki casually took out a handful of colorful Infinity Stones from his trouser pocket. !
This is simply a naked mockery of them!
Why don’t you even know where the Infinity Stones are?
Let the fight begin...
"Loki... at this time, please stop playing your pranks! To be honest, I have always felt that your pranks are not only uncreative, but also very troublesome." Thor looked at himself with a headache. My younger brother... that's not right, he's my younger brother from a parallel world.
Thor also thinks so: "Yes, Loki. I know you mean well. But you..."
But at this time Iron Man stopped him, and then looked at Captain America: "Captain...will Loki lie to let us live in peace?"
Captain America thought for a while and shook his head decisively: "Impossible! He will only let us fight each other and lie."
Then everyone understood what they both meant.
yes!
Although Loki has no friendship with everyone, his bad character is basically well known due to the promotion of his 'good brother'.
He will lie, sow discord, and fan the flames just to start a fight. But lying for the sake of peace...that's not in line with Loki's style!
"Could it be..." Hawkeye murmured as if he had seen a ghost.
As a victim of Loki, Hawkeye was very vocal about how bad Loki was. So he couldn't believe it.
Loki looked helpless: "I do like to lie, but please, with my level, I will never tell such a lie that can be exposed immediately."
He said with an enigmatic expression.
However, Tony secretly muttered: It's hard to say... your performance before was really not that good.
Indeed, most of Loki's scaremongerings were easily solved, and none of them reached the level of 'conspiracy'. Basically, they were just a matter of children competing for favor. If he were to travel back in time to a Qing palace drama, he would probably be a brainless supporting character who wouldn't survive three episodes, and wouldn't even be able to join the Evil Queen's accomplices.
At best, she's just a cannon fodder-clad palace maid who wants to be in power.
Loki twitched the corner of his mouth when he heard Tony's comment... They say that a man's Achilles' heel is his former self.
As long as any man thinks of his former self, it won't take long before he wants to strangle himself to death five years ago.
A proper dark history.
Loki decided to ignore him.
Then he raised his hands and said, "If you don't believe it, you can try it."
In the end, Hawkeye couldn't help it.
Step forward and pick up an Infinity Stone.
Then he said in surprise: "It's true!!"
Although Hawkeye has not personally obtained the Infinity Stones, he was also the child of the Mind Stone, so he is very familiar with the power of the Mind Stone, so in order to verify, he specially took the Mind Stone.
The others' pupils perked up and they immediately gathered around.
But Thor asked with a look of disbelief: "Where did you get so many Infinity Stones?"
At this time Tony said: "TVA?"
"That's right! These Infinity Stones all come from TVA." Loki said with a smile.
"What is TVA?"
Iron Man interjected.
Just curious.
"A... very complex super organization, responsible for maintaining the timeline." Tony thought for a while and decided to explain: "They are responsible for maintaining a single timeline called the Holy Spirit Timeline to prevent other timelines from appearing and causing parallel time and space. Formation. Once a branch timeline is formed, they are responsible for processing... and abolishing that timeline. Any existence that may interfere with the timeline will be found by them and then 'cut off'. The Loki in front of him is A certain anomaly in the Holy God's timeline. He was supposed to be killed by Thanos along with the Asgardians in the Holy God's timeline... Well, that's what this fat version of Thor experienced, being killed. Ba snapped his neck."
The fat version of Thor snorted coldly, which made Thor make a small noise.
Thor was immediately unhappy: "Why are you laughing? At least my hands and feet are sound and I haven't become disabled!"
"What do you know? Big men are like this, look at Odin!" Thor was a little angry.
At this time, Loki also interjected: "Just to say it, the reason why I was able to break away from the original timeline was precisely because of your help."
Now the Avengers didn't understand.
Loki explained: "In the original single Holy God timeline, your adventure was successful! You traveled back to New York to fight, and then found those gems through a series of means, but something went wrong in the middle. I took the universe The Rubik's Cube escaped! This violated the Holy Spirit's timeline, and I became an anomaly, so I was caught."
"Then we succeeded, right?"
Hawkeye suddenly asked nervously.
"Yes! You succeeded, you defeated Thanos and resurrected half of all life." Loki doesn't care about spoilers. Anyway, now that Immortal Kang is dead, no one will monitor the timeline anymore, and no one will care about him. Feel free to modify the timeline process.
Hawkeye breathed a sigh of relief.
The others were similar, even Kai and the others breathed a sigh of relief. Although they were unwilling to take risks, it did not mean that they were unwilling to see a good outcome in another world.
But Loki's bad taste broke out.
"Oh. By the way, Tony Stark put on the Infinity Gauntlet and snapped his fingers in order to save the world."
"Queer!" Both Tony and Iron Man felt very happy.
"But he turned into ashes in the next second." Loki then looked at Tony and said: "By the way, you have a daughter, and you like to say to her the most, I love you three thousand times a day! Poor Morgan, after that She will never see her old father again, and by the way, Morgan, the name comes from Pepper, which is the name of her weird uncle."
Tony and Iron Man suddenly felt less cool.
Tony looked at Iron Man: "Tell me, do I really have a daughter?"
"It's not you! It's me!" Iron Man corrected.
"Oh no!!!" Tony immediately scratched his head and shouted.
Peter was curious about why Tony reacted this way: "Mr. Stark, don't you want a child?"
The next second, a voice from hell also sounded: "Are you saying that you don't want to have children with me?"
It's Pepper!
No one expected Pepper to come in too.
"Pepper! Believe me, this is the kind of person he is! Maybe you can consider me, leave this scumbag, and our girl can be named Morgan. I quite like that old black man." Kai fanned the flames.
He was quite happy for Tony.
But they often quarrel with each other, and it's almost become a habit.
"No!!!" Tony jumped up as if his butt was on fire: "Don't even think about taking Pepper away from me! Don't even think about it!"
Kai looked regretful: "What a pity. I thought you would never have children in your life. I had already planned to have my name written on your will. When you die, I will be the Stark Group." That’s it. Okay, it’s ruined now.”
"No! Pepper is mine! Stark Group is mine! Morgan is mine too!" After saying that, he kissed Pepper hard as if he was demonstrating: "We will have a baby right away, give birth now! Call her Morgan!" "
Pepper felt embarrassed now and hit Tony.
Iron Man looked at Kai and Tony with disbelief. Of course he knew it was a joke.
It's just that for Iron Man, even if it's a joke, this scale... is a bit unacceptable.
When did he, Tony Stark, have such a friend?
In the original world, his best friend was Rhodes.
However, Rhodes did not dare to speak like this.
At this time, Natasha said with a smile: "Don't be surprised, after all, this is parallel time and space, there will always be something a little different."
"What about you? How are you in this world?" Iron Man looked at Natasha and started flirting out of habit.
"Very good, I resigned from SHIELD. Nick Fury was wanted to become the most famous rapist in the world, and he also got a boyfriend." Natasha looked relaxed.
Black Widow was shocked: "Wait a minute...what happened to Nick Fury?"
"He rebelled. Collaborated with the aliens."
Natasha said looking at Black Widow.
"Impossible!!!" Hawkeye and Natasha shouted together.
"Oh, by the way, his accomplice was Captain Marvel Danvers, who was also killed by us. However, Nick Fury ran away."
"This is even more impossible!!!" This is what Iron Man shouted: "Although this woman is useless. She comes late every time something happens and is more useless than the police, but how could she and Nick..."
"This is a fact. By the way, I remind you that it is best to check the Sword Bureau. It is controlled by aliens, the Skrulls. They are trying to seize the earth, and Nick Fury and Danvers are both accomplices. ." Natasha reminded.
After all, there is already Danvers, which means that the Skrulls must also exist in that world.
In order to prevent them from getting into trouble again, Natasha reminded them.
"Wait a minute..." Captain America's face was full of shock: "In other words, we haven't solved Thanos yet, but new troubles have already appeared?"
"Then should we beware of Danvers?" Iron Man asked.
Captain America immediately said categorically: "I believe her!"
Loki also said: "It's true that you don't need to, at least you don't need to, because you are already dead, do you remember?"
Iron Man suddenly lost his mood.
But he cheered up immediately: "Don't underestimate daddy! I will change my destiny! I will also save everyone! I am super daddy Tony Stark!"
"So handsome..." Pepper said looking at Iron Man.
"Hey! Woman! Your man is here!" Tony said dissatisfied.
"Shut up, it's not all you!"
In this way, the tense atmosphere just now became much better instantly.
However, Banner discovered a blind spot. He looked at Loki and said, "You just said you escaped with the Cosmic Cube... Then how did they succeed? Where did they find the space gem?"
"Oh, it was Tony Stark who continued to travel forward, to the time when Captain America had just been salvaged, and directly stole the Infinity Stones from S.H.I.E.L.D., well, there was also a touching encounter between father and son, which relieved my heart. The knot... is so touching." He pretended to wipe his tears as he spoke.
Thor: "Don't be sad, I will take you to see Odin right now!"
A group of people looked at Thor with squinted eyes, thinking that the boy's brain might not be well.
Thor originally looked at Loki with emotion, feeling that the prodigal son had turned back.
As a result, seeing everyone's eyes, he immediately changed his stance and looked at Thor with disdain.
Loki rolled his eyes, and then continued: "You should really thank me. If I hadn't killed Immortal Kang and destroyed the Holy God's timeline, you would have definitely died if you were messing around like this, let alone saving other people. People."
"I should thank you..." Iron Man said with an unhappy face: "If you hadn't destroyed that sacred timeline, we wouldn't have traveled here..."
Loki shrugged: "Every gain must come with a loss. By the way, I forgot to mention it just now. Captain America, you don't need to worry about Danvers."
"Why?"
"Because you used Pym particles to travel back in time and stayed with Ms. Carter."
"ha?"
Loki spoilers a cool one!
It made other people a little curious about what their future would be like.
"Oh, you're dead too." Facing Black Widow's question, Loki said lightly.
"What?" Black Widow also couldn't accept it: "How did I die?"
"Like Tony, he sacrificed himself in order to save the world. In order to obtain the Soul Stone, you and Hawkeye rushed to sacrifice. In the end, you won, so you also died."
"Wait? Hawkeye and I are each other's favorites???" Before Black Widow could say anything, Natasha quit: "How is that possible?!"
Black Widow looked at her sideways: "Are we so different on this point?"
Hawkeye is indeed different to Black Widow. After all, the two have experienced so much together. This is not the love between a man and a woman, but it is purer and stronger than the love between a man and a woman.
But Natasha couldn't accept it. She did have a good relationship with Hawkeye, but when it came to her favorite... Natasha looked at Kai.
"Look at what I'm doing. I don't need the soul gem, so don't worry that I will sacrifice it to you." Kaitian said shamelessly.
"Bah! I don't have a favorite, I love myself the most!" Natasha spat without hesitation.
"Wait, is he your boyfriend? Isn't he Banner?"
Iron Man exclaimed at this time.
Natasha: "Huh?"
Banner: "Huh?"
Kai: "Huh?"
Everyone: "Huh?"
Iron Man saw the expression on the other side and said hesitantly: "On your side...Isn't Natasha in love with Banner?"
Banner immediately blushed and waved his hands: "I'm not! I didn't! Stop talking nonsense!"
By the way, he looked at Kai nervously.
Kai narrowed his eyes at Banner.
On the contrary, Iron Man was the first to react: "Oh, by the way, Nick Fury on your side has rebelled... It was Nick Fury who ordered Natasha to play with Banner's feelings, but Banner was heartbroken. , immediately became autistic, then ran away, and finally went to an alien planet to become a gladiator.”
My cough and headache are almost gone, but I am still a little tired, and my appetite has improved a lot. In the past three days, I have been reluctant to eat. Even if I eat, I only eat a little bit. I ate a big bowl of dumplings this afternoon. This is the biggest meal I have eaten in the past few days. My body is starting to recover. I will consolidate it today and start making up for it tomorrow!
(End of chapter)
