Chapter 1,491: It’s not my fault (please give me a monthly ticket!!! Please subscribe!! Please recommend!!)

Style: Science Author: RamrexaWords: 4433Update Time: 24/01/18 09:49:57
King's Treasure House is a skill that Kai has a high appearance rate, but has little sense of presence.

This was thousands of years ago. When Kai was traveling around, he gained the ability when he met Gilgamesh, the Lord of Uruk, in the Mesopotamia.

Gilgamesh, a demigod who transcends gods (two-thirds is a god, one-third is a human, has the power of a god, but does not have the lifespan of a god), Gilgamesh is a very difficult guy , arrogant, self-righteous, always doing things with himself as the center. He is obviously just a demigod, but he arrogantly declares that he is the king who rules all, and both mortals and gods must bow to him.

Of course, what's more important is that no one dares to object after he said this.

This guy is ten million times harder to deal with than Tony!

When Kai passed through Uruk, he had no intention of having anything to do with this guy. He was just passing by, intending to enter East Asia through the Mesopotamia and return to his hometown.

Unfortunately, as luck would have it, he happened to meet Gilgamesh traveling.

As a result, the appearance that was different from the Sumerians immediately attracted Gilgamesh's attention, and then... this bastard announced very arrogantly that Kai was his slave.

Just kidding, can Kai, who has been educated in socialism, tolerate this?

His ancestors sacrificed their lives and blood just to stop being slaves. They fought hard and sacrificed so much that their generation no longer had to be slaves. As a result, here we end up being treated as slaves. How is that possible!

So he started having sex with Gilgamesh.

Well, I was beaten very badly.

This guy has a bad personality and even worse behavior, but he is really strong! Otherwise, he would have been killed long ago.

When Kai was bound by Gilgamesh's heavenly chains, this tyrant with a bad character forced Kai to obey.

But not Kai.

Whether it was coercion, inducement or torture, Kai endured it all.

Refuse to obey even to the death.

Gilgamesh was actually unable to do anything against Kai for a while. Perhaps because he had never seen a proletarian warrior, Gilgamesh actually began to slowly appreciate Kai. Although he still did not let Kai go, he no longer tortured him and instead kept him by his side.

He plans to rely on his kingly charm to conquer Kai.

Kai naturally ignored him.

Until one day, a barbarian entered the city of Uruk.

Enkidu.

It's funny to say that when Enkidu and Gilgamesh fought, many people believed that Enkidu was the savior sent by the gods to end Gilgamesh's rule.

But this is not the case.

This strong man with a clear smile told Kai the truth very calmly afterwards.

He actually came to... the ticket warehouse!

Yes, that's the kind of transaction that costs money.

Enkidu is not a savior. On the contrary, he is just a barbarian living in the forest. He does not know who his parents are or where he came from. He was raised by the animals in the forest. Well, a bit like Tarzan.

He also thought he was a beast at first, until one day he met a hunter.

The hunter caught him, only to find that he had captured a human.

So the hunter adopted Enkidu.

And taught Enkidu everything about being human.

The hunter is a good person, but... definitely not a serious person.

As Enkidu grows older, instinctive impulses inevitably arise in him.

When Enkidu was curious about what happened to him and asked the hunter for help, the hunter laughed and patted Enkidu on the shoulder and gave him a sum of money to find the best temple in the city to complete his coming of age ceremony.

Why a temple.

Because, in ancient times. Such skilled women are organized!

And respected.

They are called divine prostitutes or holy prostitutes.

Sacrifice for money, itself originally a religious act, was performed in a temple, and the money earned initially went to the temple treasury. But they are essentially different from prostitute women in the modern sense: in addition to religious and folk custom reasons, the society at that time generally respected these "goddess" who were more or less like priestesses (witches). After all, they are "sacrifice" for God, and many of the women who engage in this kind of career are "rich" and "high-status" women.

In short, going to the temple ticket office was not a dirty act in those days. Instead, it is another kind of donation to the temple.

Even many young boys are considered to be blessed if they go there. Well, you don’t think that those rich and noble women go to the temple just to have sex with those poor and ugly losers, do you? Although others do it for God, it does not violate the rules to satisfy themselves by the way.

Therefore, it is natural that young people are more popular, so it is not surprising that such remarks appear.

According to the social customs at that time, many young boys' coming-of-age ceremonies would be completed in this way.

Enkidu didn't think there was anything wrong with it. In fact, most people at the time didn't think there was anything wrong either. Then he came to Uruk with the money, and happened to see Gilgamesh bullying men and women. Well... maybe he was bullying women and men. Yes, this grandson was not afraid of meat and vegetables, and he had a lot of fun. .

Fortunately, Kai's appearance doesn't suit his taste. He likes pretty boys.

How could Enkidu, a man who was not polluted by the worldly world, endure an evil person like Gilgamesh?

So the two started fighting.

The two fought for seven days and seven nights, but Enkidu was finally defeated.

But Gilgamesh admired Enkidu very much and became good friends with Enkidu.

Under Enkidu's persuasion, Gilgamesh slowly became a wise king.

Kai was also released at that time, and with Enkidu's help, he became friends with the evildoer Gilgamesh.

Later they learn that Kai wants to find a way to the East.

The two of them wanted to help without hesitation. Because Gilgamesh has been searching for the elixir of immortality. He is a demigod with more power than gods, but he cannot live forever like gods. This has always been his knot. He has always hoped to become a real god and rule his kingdom forever.

As a result... of the three people who went there, only two returned to Uruk scarred.

Enkidu died in the east.

After that, Kai also decided to leave Uruk. Gilgamesh taught Kai his signature ability - King's Treasure before Kai left.

Maybe he was afraid that he would lose his last friend.

How do you describe this ability?

Kai has been using it as a space warehouse. Kai also learned the King's Treasure... but that thing had no power at all, at least not in Kai's hands.

There is no way, Gilgamesh's treasure house is full of artifacts.

Kai is a poor guy... he can't bring out the power of this move at all.

The King's Treasure House, to put it bluntly, is a special space where you can place the inanimate objects you collect.

No one is allowed to spy on the king's treasure house.

But any treasure placed there belongs to the king. No one can take anything out of it without the king's permission!

So when the Great Sword of Twilight was taken into the King's Treasure House by Kai, Surtur lost it!

His great sword... is gone! !

Surtur thought for a moment with his boiling brain and realized that all of this was Kai's fault.

"Where did you hide my Sword of Twilight?!!"

Ordinary adjectives really can't describe Surtur's current mood.

He has been disabled for many years.

He, the Great Sword of Twilight, and the Eternal Fire are themselves a trinity. The three are indispensable. The absence of any one will make him incomplete.

It was so easy to finally find the eternal flame.

Then I turned around and found...the big sword was gone!

Co-author, he worked so hard with Ebony Maw... but in the end, he ended up with no loss or gain?

No, for him, it was a pure loss!

After working together for a long time, he got nothing, and was busy.

Surtur became even angrier when he thought of this. Without waiting for Kai to reply, he shouted: "Give me back the Twilight Sword!"

Kai quietly retreated and came behind Odin and Hela.

"He is a big shot after all, so stop talking like a child."

Just give it as you say?

You have such a powerful mouth, why should you give me a haircut here?

Odin and Hela were both a little stunned. They didn't expect Kai to have such a skill.

Odin nodded with satisfaction.

In this way, Surtur will be much easier to deal with.

At least he didn't need to worry, Asgard could die suddenly at any time.

"If you don't give it to me, I will kill you and take it for myself!!" How could Surtur with his temper endure being mocked like this by a mortal.

"Well, I think it's better for you to pray that I survive and live younger. Because once I die, you will never get your big sword." Kai didn't care about this threat at all, but continued to talk. Hi output.

"I'm not lying to you. Now in the entire universe, I am the only one who can get the Twilight Sword. If I burp, you will have to say goodbye to the Twilight Sword."

There is no basis for saying so.

At least until Surtur finds Gilgamesh, no one can open Kai's King's Treasure House. If Kai dies, who knows what will happen to the King's Treasure House, and Gilgamesh probably won't be able to do anything by then. Bar.

So Kai didn't lie.

But Surtur doesn’t believe it!

Nonsense, who would easily believe what the enemy says, unless they are a fool!

"Die!" Surtur raised his hand directly, and a ball of flame ignited from his palm, and was then thrown towards Kai.

It seems to be the kind of spell exclusive to novice mages - fireball.

But considering Surtur's current size, not to mention that Surtur himself is the incarnation of a certain natural phenomenon in the universe itself. The flames he throws are ridiculously powerful.

Fortunately, Kai didn't need to spend time blocking.

Odin and Hela worked in perfect harmony to help Kai block the attack.

Well, neither of them believed what Kai said, it was absolutely nonsense. But this is enough. As long as Surtur cannot get the Twilight Sword, it will be victory.

"Go back to hell! Devil!"

Odin raised the Eternal Spear and shot a ray of destruction, and several huge flying swords flew out from Hela's feet.

boom! ! !

The three collided and eventually turned into a gorgeous fireworks.

The law of smoke and no harm is activated.

Nothing exploded.

Surtur suddenly wakes up when he sees Odin and Hela.

There was no need for him to target that mortal boy.

"As long as I destroy the entire Asgard, that kid will have nowhere to escape!" Surtur thought of this and immediately roared: "Destroy the entire Asgard for me!!!"

Roar! ! !

Nidhogg, who had been staying in the magic circle, heard his master's roar.

Immediately use all his strength to climb out of the magic circle.

Nidhogg's name is the World-Eating Dragon. A guy with such a title cannot be small in size.

So it was very difficult for it to pass through the teleportation circle, which was why it didn't come over in the first place.

Now that the boss has spoken, Nidhogg can only let his huge body squeeze out of the magic circle!

boom! !

Nidhogg was so huge that the ground shook with every movement he made.

"Don't let that big guy escape! Stop it!" Odin ordered to the Valkyries. Then, Odin turned to Kai and shouted: "Give Mjolnir to Brynhildr! She can use it!"

Without any hesitation, Brünnhilde immediately galloped towards the giant beast.

Kai was stunned for a while when he arrived, but even though he was a little reluctant, he also knew that this was not the time to be stingy.

So he threw Mjolnir at Brynhildr!

Brynhild didn't even look back, she just stretched out her hand, and Mjolnir fell into her hands!

Thor was dumbfounded below.

"Why? Why? Mjolnir! Why can you do anything but not let me touch you?"

Just like a licking dog whose dreams were shattered when he learned that the goddess was a bus.

Anyone can get in, but I won’t let you touch... I just ask if you are angry.

Behind Thor, Heimdall's eyes were fixed on the divine sword Boltsteel, which was being wielded like a sledgehammer in Thor's hand.

It looked like a cat that was attracted by the cat teaser, and its whole head moved with the divine sword.

Looks silly.

Naturally, Brünnhilde wouldn't care about a little guy she didn't know (Thor:???). When she got Mjolnir, she immediately felt a long-lost touch.

She picked up Mjolnir, but in the end, Mjolnir was handed over to Hela.

Because Hela is the crown prince.

Now the hammer is back in her hands.

I have to sigh, fate is so wonderful.

"Old man...what's wrong with you? Why are you like this?"

But when Brynhild saw Mjolnir's current situation clearly, she could no longer keep the smile on her face.

What did she see?

Mjolnir is broken! ! !

She could even feel Mjolnir's grievance and sadness! She is just a hammer, why should she be treated like this?

Brünnhilde looked at Kai instinctively.

After all, it was Kai who handed Mjolnir to her, who else to look for if not him?

Kai could feel the girl glaring at him from a distance.

"It's not my fault, it was Thor and Hela who broke Mjolnir!"

(End of chapter)