"You won't be able to go back in a short time."
Thor scratched his hair, then sat down, then grabbed the wine bottle in front of him, and drank it.
"Ha~" Then he slammed the wine bottle in his hand to the ground.
The little spider Peter thought Thor was drinking to drown his sorrows, so he quickly comforted him: "Don't worry, that Heimdall will definitely repair the Rainbow Bridge as soon as possible."
Thor nodded: "I know."
"That's the custom of Asgard. When drinking, you have to throw the glass." Kai glanced at Peter and continued to play with Thor's hammer in his hand.
Little Spider Peter looked at Thor in astonishment.
Thor nodded: "Although I am worried now, the Rainbow Bridge is broken and there is nothing I can do. Instead of shouting, it is better to sit down and rest and recharge my batteries. Next time I meet Hela, I will definitely... …You won’t lose!”
He habitually brags, and men who like to drink generally like to brag. If you can't brag in an Asgardian tavern, you might as well go home and drink milk from your mother. But he immediately thought of Hela's terrifying fighting power, and felt that it would be better to rein in the beast a little.
Asgardians brag just like Earthlings, they just talk nonsense and are not afraid of being exposed, as long as they have a thick skin.
Not losing... is already a big boast.
"I'm not worried about that... I'm thinking that every time you drink a glass of wine, you break a glass. Then... aren't you going to waste a lot of glasses?"
Thor's eyes widened, and for a moment he didn't know how to reply.
God, what a waste of cups!
But... speaking of it, it seems like this is really the case. Thor thought about the cups he had dropped over the years. Although a cup was not worth much, he thought about the cups he had dropped over the past thousands of years.
hiss!
If you add up a little, that's a very scary number. And this is just me, what if I add other people from Asgard?
That is simply an astronomical number.
Thor suddenly thought of something. At that time, he and Jane were still in love on Earth. One time they went shopping and took a fancy to a diamond ring. Diamonds are not popular in Asgard... After all, this thing has no function at all except cutting glass. Flashy, Asgard prefers colored gems.
As a result, it was that time that he learned that the reason why diamonds are so expensive actually stems from a scam. In fact, its value is not high.
So is drinking and throwing glasses a scam? After all, if you are drinking well, why should you drop the glass?
Is this all a conspiracy of the cup merchant?
Thinking of this, Thor remembered again that the most profitable shop in Asgard is not the weapon shop or tavern, but the cup shop!
Why have I never thought about this problem?
Thor rubbed his chin and really thought about how many cups he had wasted.
Well, when I become king in the future, I will ban this wasteful behavior!
Thor was so determined.
Here Thor was still enjoying the scene after becoming king, when suddenly there was a shouting sound.
Thor then looked up and found that Kai was wielding his own hammer... that was once his own?
Of course this is nothing, Thor knows that Kai can wield Mjolnir.
What really made a group of people scream was that he discovered that the fragments of Mjolnir actually flew around like bullets as Kai waved.
Well, to put it into perspective: Thousand Blades of the Demon Sword.
Yes, very similar to that.
Those fragments can be controlled to fly very far, and then fly back to be reassembled into the complete hammer!
Kai found that this thing was easier to use than before!
If nothing else, throwing this thing out will definitely scare the enemy!
Kai also developed new ways to play, such as using lightning to connect the hammer handle to those fragments, and it turned into a whip!
I still remember that Tony once had an enemy, what his name was, Kai has forgotten all about it, the nickname the police gave him was very interesting, Kai remembers it, it was called Death Whip. At first glance, I thought it was a Hong Kong society setting up a stick in the United States. Sangbian - Sangbiao, it looks very similar.
This guy's weapons are two electrified titanium alloy whips. They are so powerful that they can split a car into two pieces with just one whip.
Of course, it doesn’t matter whether you’re awesome or not, the key is that you’re handsome!
Unfortunately, Kai doesn't know how to play with a whip.
A whip is such a strange weapon that most people can't handle it. It must be done through special training. It just so happens that Kai can't...
But there is no need to worry now. Thor's hammer is a high-end product and does not require special training. It will operate according to the user's wishes.
Thor opened his mouth and felt a sudden pain in his heart.
You were never like this before!
To be played like this by others!
He looks like a victim of a little yellow-haired tauren.
It was obviously me first!
It's a pity that Quake doesn't care about him now.
Seeing Peter clamoring for a try, Thor's heart clenched again.
One is not enough?
However, Peter was not recognized by Quake.
This made Thor sigh in relief.
…
On the other side, in the dwarf country.
In front of Tony, a new mecha was placed in front of Tony.
"Finally I feel comfortable!" Tony looked at the painting of the new mecha and felt instantly comfortable.
"Why do you have the same taste as the Asgardians and like gold and red so much?" Dwarf King Eitri looked at the repainted anti-Thor mecha and asked with a frown.
For dwarves, painting other colors on metal is itself a kind of blasphemy against metal. The color of metal should be whatever it is. Even if you really like a certain color, you can also use alloy technology to make metal become that color.
Painting... is heresy!
The armor and weapons of the dwarves, including various vehicles, are all in original colors. There can be patterns on it, but absolutely no painting is allowed.
Asgardians like gold very much, and they like to paint everything gold.
The same is true for the Earthling in front of him. He is very obsessed with gold and red.
"And why is this thing called the Anti-Thor Armor? Do you have any grudge against Thor?" The other thing is that the name of this armor, Anti-Thor... really shouldn't be too obvious.
"No! I quite like Thor."
Thor is quite simple. The more complex a person is, the more he likes simple people, so Tony quite likes Thor, although they don't interact much.
"But I'm an Earthling, and he's an Asgardian. Be prepared."
Dwarf King Eitri didn't understand what Tony meant at all.
Thor didn't want the dwarf king to understand that the dwarves even handed over all their defenses to Asgard. This kind of Canadian behavior was unacceptable to Tony no matter what.
The shape of this anti-Thor armor is based on the shape of the Asgard Guardian-Destroyer. It has many spikes on its limbs and body, and its limbs are exactly the same as those of the Destroyer. The energy source in the chest was given to Tony by the Dwarf King. It is a power crystal from the Asgard. It contains very powerful energy. Tony spent some time transforming it to make it a fourth-generation Ark Reactor. .
As for why the Dwarf King doesn't use the Destroyer's energy supply system... Come on, the Destroyer is an artifact, and the Dwarf King has no intention of giving Tony a set of artifacts.
"Whatever you want, now my job is done, you need to complete the deal!"
"Of course! I will pay you the vibranium through Asgard soon!"
Dwarf King Eitri is a guy who is as solid as steel, well, literally, his face seems to be unable to express any expression, after getting Tony's promise.
He nodded.
"That's good, you can leave now. Our spaceship is waiting for you outside the nebula, and they will take you to Asgard!"
Then he turned around, grabbed the metal, and hammered it again.
Tony curled his lips, these dwarves were really difficult to get along with.
There was almost no sound in the entire star ring except for the sound of steel clashing. If he hadn't seen these dwarves still moving, he would have thought he was in no man's land. These dwarves do nothing but make iron and don't talk much.
I spend most of my time doing my own thing in silence.
This made Tony feel weird.
Even if you take the initiative to talk to them, they will just look at you impatiently, as if you have done something sinful.
Grimm didn't know until Tony asked.
The dwarves here are all forging masters in various dwarf fortress cities. At this age, they only have dwarven skills in their lives. They have no interest in other things and have no interest in them. For them, forging in the star ring To produce their own artifact is their last wish in this life.
They are already very old, so their time is limited and they will not waste it on unimportant things.
Tony's behavior of spying on their technology is undoubtedly a waste of time in their eyes.
In fact, this is indeed the case. Tony wants to secretly learn some dwarf skills.
It turns out... I can't learn this thing at all.
You can imagine, they just take a piece of metal and beat it, and then it turns into what they want... It's so metaphysical!
He couldn't understand the skills of those dwarves at all.
So I can only give up.
Soon, Tony and his two friends arrived on a huge spaceship.
This spaceship has no science fiction elements at all, but is a huge Viking ship with sculptures of dwarves holding weapons carved on the bow. It even has a sail-like device, but the magical thing is that the sail is shining with a dazzling light like the sun.
Wait until a trumpet blows...don't ask why the trumpet sound can be heard in the universe! Asking is science!
After the horn sounded, the ancient-looking sailboat actually sailed quickly through the universe.
This gave Tony and the three of them the illusion of traveling through time.
But thinking about Asgard's dragon-headed battleship, there seems to be no problem.
It seems that they all like the retro style.
It's obviously a spaceship, but it's designed like this. But after thinking about it again, Tony felt that there was nothing wrong with it. After all, there is no resistance in the universe. Let alone designing the spaceship to be in the shape of an ancient wooden ship. As long as you can ensure that the spacecraft does not fall apart, you can design the spaceship to be like Peppa Pig.
Thinking of this, Tony wondered if he should also design a spaceship with full personality.
In what form?
An enlarged version of Iron Man?
Statue of Liberty?
Or a pyramid?
Otherwise, just use the A-shaped shape of Stark Tower!
…
Vanahem.
Countless spaceships took off and left this world.
The civilians of the Warner Protoss came to the edge of the spacecraft and looked at their burning hometown with tears.
They were defeated.
"Roar!!!!" A giant dragon appeared in the sky.
Extraordinary dragon.
Although there is the word "dragon" in its name, Feilong is actually an alien from the planet Maklu 4. The specific image is a monster with a "horse face" and a soft body that combines the characteristics of an Eastern dragon and a Western dragon.
Its body was huge and extremely hard. In order to ensure the retreat of civilians, many soldiers from Vanaheim attacked him risklessly, but none of those attacks could really harm it.
The only thing stopping it from picking up the civilian evacuation ship is Frey and his golden boar Gurindist!
Frey held the sword of victory and kept emitting dazzling golden light, knocking back the extraordinary dragon time and time again!
On the other side, Frey's sister Freya, wearing a falcon feather flying cloak, was riding in a chariot pulled by more than a dozen kittens, shedding tears that would turn into gold while chatting with a giant yellow monster battle.
In her hands she holds a golden spear and a golden shield.
The name of the spear is Falkfanger, which means Field of Warriors.
The name of the shield is Sokvabek, which means Sunken Shore.
Every time the spear is swung, a golden spear of light will be shot out. The spear of light will pierce into Mangogo's body and explode immediately. But Mangogo doesn't care at all and still smashes it with his palm composed of three sharp claws. Freya.
Most of the time, Freya will use the mobility of the Cat Chariot to dodge attacks. If she really can't dodge, she will raise her shield to block the attack.
During the battle, teardrop-shaped gold kept falling from her face... Freya's tears would turn into gold. She was crying. She was crying for her people and her husband. .
Her husband's name is Odell, a general of Vanaheim. Just now, he was smashed into a meat pie by the huge yellow monster.
"Mangogo!!! You monster! You will pay the price!"
Which monster in the universe gives Asgard the most headache?
That's it without a doubt.
Mangogo.
The existence of Mangogo itself is an irrational existence. It was formed from the strong resentment of a mysterious race after being defeated and imprisoned by Odin and the sacrifice of its own race, forming a monster so powerful that it gave Odin a headache!
In this case, the initial Mangogo almost ignored conventional physical and energy attacks, and once tore Odin's Destroyer Armor apart.
After Odin defeated it, he painfully discovered that he could not kill it at all. Mangogo had the power of "billions of lives". Every time Odin killed it, it would immediately resurrect. Odin had no idea how many times he had to kill it before he could completely destroy it.
There is no choice but to seal it in the bottomless pit under Asgard's prison.
Then the Asgardian Dark Elves attack Asgard and this guy is released.
No one expected that such a monster would be persuaded by Hela, because before that, many people thought that this thing had no intelligence at all and could not communicate at all.
And in the center of the battlefield.
The troll king Yurik is commanding an army of trolls and frost giants to rush into the ship city.
They destroyed everything, pushed statues and buildings, grabbed civilians and soldiers before they could escape and tore them into pieces!
And above the sky, the roar of Poseidon Niord resounded throughout the sky.
"Hela! You despicable thief! You actually colluded with these evil creatures. Your actions bring shame to our ancestors!!"
"I am the real Lord of the Nine Realms! They are all my people! They should fight for me! Including you, Niord! What you should do now is kneel down in front of me and swear allegiance to me !”
"Don't even think about it!!!"
