Wade got into trouble and now the guy is being surrounded by police.
When Kai heard the news, he immediately warned Wade that even if he was cut into pieces, the police would not be touched! Wade... this person was really difficult to control. He was afraid that his grandson would get excited and chop all the police officers surrounding him to death.
When Kai felt the crime scene, he didn't know that there was an even bigger surprise waiting for him.
"So... you are surrounded because of this Asan?" Kai pointed at an Indian guy next to him with an expression on his face. The guy was squatting on the ground with handcuffs at the moment. Not far from him, he stood upright. A yellow taxi, the trunk of the taxi was opened, and there was an ambulance not far away. Next to the ambulance, another handsome man, obviously of Indian descent, was lying on a stretcher excitedly. The policeman said something loudly.
Wade was now wearing tights and handcuffs, sitting on the lawn by the roadside. Kai was beside him.
"That was just an accident!" Wade shouted loudly: "I only asked him to face his love rival bravely and use strong methods to regain his love! But I didn't let him kidnap him! Really, I was scared. !”
"Do you think I believe it or not?" Kai said expressionlessly.
Wade…
"Well, I did... probably say something, but I can guarantee that the kidnapping was not my idea! In addition, there is also the next step of disemboweling Bandu like a grilled fish, and then dumping the body in It was not my idea to show up in front of Jita's house, kidnap that woman or anything like that! I just asked him not to restrain himself and be more open-minded! Girls like that kind of guy, right?"
Kai was silent for a while, then immediately waved his hand behind him. A policeman came over.
"Sir."
This is not Kai's jurisdiction, but Kai's prestige among the New York police is very high, even greater than that of the chief. So he chose to intervene, and the other police officers didn't think there was any problem. You must know that Kai has obtained a lot of benefits for the New York police, both covertly and covertly.
"That Indian... is a pervert. Be careful. By the way, help me nail him to death. Send him to prison if you have the chance. Don't let him come out for the rest of your life."
What is this kind of person doing out here? Harmful?
"Yes!" Although the policeman leading the team didn't understand what happened, but... Kai was right.
"Then this person..." As he said that, the policeman tentatively pointed at Wade.
"A transvestite psycho?" Kai said with a raised eyebrow.
"Well...he was holding a knife..."
"Oh, that's plastic. He's going to a COS party." Kai said expressionlessly.
"Understood!" The policeman has also seen many transvestites, but this one is definitely not it. His knife is real, and... with his rich experience, he can guarantee that this man is definitely extraordinary. But also because of this, he had nothing to say.
All the police in New York know that Kai turns a blind eye to vigilantes and superheroes. In fact, the lower-level police officers all think this way, but sometimes they have to obey orders from their superiors. Kai is one of the few people who doesn't need to take orders.
Basically everyone in New York knows that several vigilantes live in the Clinton District. But no one dared to go there to cause trouble for them, and the reason was because of Kai in front of them.
The cop has decided that the guy in the ridiculous tights is a vigilante.
Although he didn't understand why those vigilantes liked tights so much.
"Poor Du Pende, I quite like him." Wade said with a little regret as he watched his driver being taken away.
But the Indian guy didn't know what he was going to face, and he said goodbye to Wade happily.
Kai rubbed his forehead: "In that case, why do you want to instigate him to commit a crime?"
"Well... God is my witness, I really only told him to be brave, and I didn't let him do that. Who knew he was so fierce."
"You don't believe in God, do you think I don't know?"
Kai didn't want to continue this topic. So he said bluntly: "Why did you run out this time?"
"how do you know……"
"Fake! You're wearing your tights!" Kai said irritably.
Wade has this ability. He can make you upset and angry with just three sentences. I don’t know if this is a superpower.
"Well, I found a guy..."
…
Half an hour later, in a scrap car processing plant in the suburbs.
The war had just ended, and the fragments and parts of various vehicles were everywhere, and various bullet casings and blood could be seen everywhere.
Kai stood in the shadow of a pile of abandoned cars, watching everything happen quietly.
And that guy Wade is like an ADHD patient, either covering his head with his hands or jumping with his feet on his hips, cursing in his mouth: "Damn, damn. Why, why is this. I actually let Mr. Toilet Cleaner escape, God, You must be kidding me..."
After a while, he grabbed an unfortunate guy. Throwing away his hand is like a big slap in the face: "Tell me where that Ajax is! Otherwise I'll beat you to death."
The unlucky guy's face was turned ninety degrees by the fan, and then hung limply on his chest, without saying a word.
When Wade didn't say anything, Wade got angry and slapped him a few more times.
On the contrary, Kai couldn't stand it: "Even if you want to ask... you still want the other person to wake up, right? Besides, if you keep fighting, he probably won't be able to wake up at all."
Kai watched the entire Wade fight, what should I say? There are techniques. Wade's super reaction speed is very scary. It's no exaggeration to use a knife to chop bullets. If he really uses his two knives to dance, a group of people can't be penetrated by a machine gun!
This guy can clearly see the trajectory of each bullet!
Of course, Wade also has shortcomings, that is, he is extremely inattentive. He always deserts for some inexplicable reasons. He is the type who is only handsome for three seconds. It is obvious that the double sword can be a good defense, but he is When fighting, he likes to say some risqué words, and also likes to lose focus for no apparent reason. As a result, he has nearly a hundred bullet holes in his body.
However, this guy has an even more exaggerated regeneration ability than Wolverine. All those bullet holes healed in less than three seconds, and even the bullets inside were ejected. In this way, the problem of him being easily distracted becomes a minor problem, and he can't be killed anyway.
Wade was reminded, oh, stopped and scratched his head: "Yes, I should wake him up first. How to wake up a comatose person? Let me think about it... By the way, use water! Where is the water? ?"
He looked left and right, and finally glanced down.
Then he opened the zipper decisively.
"Fake!" Kai immediately turned his head. Looking at someone else's brother and looking at his own brother are absolutely two different things. My own brother looks cute no matter how I look at it, but when I look at someone else's... I feel like my eyes are going blind, let alone Wade's... that thing is the same as Wade's face.
I don't think any woman would like this, wait...that's not right, maybe she would like it more. After all, friction has increased... Girls may not understand, but female drivers must.
But for men, that scene... is simply a nightmare! No one wants their brother to become like that.
Kai really wants to beat this bastard!
This thought floated through his mind, but he suppressed it immediately. What he is wearing today is a custom-made new suit, which costs more than 100,000 US dollars! I wore this outfit and got it wrinkled just to beat this crazy guy. Isn’t that a waste?
But think about the scene I just saw... Hey, forget it, if the clothes are broken, they are broken, and I will spend 100,000 to beat him!
So Kai really got started, of course after he zipped it up.
…
Wade feels that he has been unlucky recently. He originally thought that his life was on the right track and that he could be with his lover for the rest of his life, but he didn't expect that God would play a joke on him. He suddenly got cancer, and it was in the late stage and there was no way to save him.
I gave it a try and received treatment from a medical institution, only to realize that the other party was not treating illnesses, but creating people with super powers to sell. When he found a chance to break free from the cage, he was skewered by Ajax in the experimental factory. The fire he caused turned him into a barbecue, and he was even burnt.
Relying on the super cure obtained through the experiment, he finally transformed from a barbecue back into an avocado form, but he did not dare to see his girlfriend again.
He finally came up with a perfect plan. It took him more than a month to finally catch Mr. Ajax, the toilet cleaner, but at the critical moment, he still let the guy run away. It's all that cuckold idiot!
Now, he finally caught that guy's tail again. He just wanted to slowly think about the method of torture, but someone actually beat him.
This can't be tolerated!
So Wade planned to fight back. Even his boss couldn't hit him. Isn't it disrespectful to hit a worker?
But soon...
"I'm sorry, boss. I was wrong. My mother shouldn't have given birth to me."
Beat the dignity of workers? What the hell is that? Does Uncle Wade have it?
And...it really can't be beaten.
It's no use saying anything if you can't beat him. A rich man can hack his own account, but he can't defeat it, so why don't he just wait to be punished?
No, it's already been tidied up.
After Wade admitted his mistake with a bruised nose and face, Kai didn't care anymore. No matter what, the injury on this guy's body had already healed while he was talking. Unless he really killed him, there was no way he could really be hurt no matter what.
The unfortunate guy was woken up by a splash of urine. When he opened his eyes, he saw Kai beating Wade.
The moment he saw Kai, the whole body and mind of that unlucky guy was filled with joy! He is saved!
Who doesn’t know that Kai is the evil nemesis and hates evil as much as he hates it?
Deadpool has killed so many people, and it will definitely not be easy for him to fall into Kai's hands!
But not long after I was happy, I heard Wade calling Kai "Boss"
…
Farke!
The two of them are in the same group!
These are completely hopeless.
So when Wade walked towards him aggressively, the unlucky man immediately shouted: "I will confess! I will confess!"
Even Te Kai is in his group, and he's still playing tricks.
Wade was stunned, hey, this guy...has his own style.
"Surrendering so hastily?" Wade asked tentatively.
"I just use money to do things. I don't have to put my life on the line." This guy is in the same class as Wade, only a bit more high-end, but he is also a mercenary. Although this industry does pay attention to reputation, it depends on what it is compared with. Compared with one's own life, everyone will know how to choose. After all, they are mercenaries who are paid to do things. How can they really have any moral integrity?
"Say! Where is Ajax!!!" Feeling the scent of his colleagues, Wade immediately believed it. But the gesture was still necessary, so he immediately put on the posture of torture to extract a confession. Although it made no sense, Wade thought so, so he did it without much reason.
"Going to find your girlfriend."
"Fake! You're kidding me!" Wade immediately became angry when he heard this! This guy talks about giving an explanation in front of him, but he says it in the back. This is not to make fun of him. Unexpectedly, there was such a tough guy among the mercenaries. Wade respected him and at the same time thought of a way to torture him.
I have no other intention, I just want to try it.
"Hey! Don't be impulsive! Don't be impulsive! I'm serious! He found out your identity and plans to arrest your girlfriend and threaten you!"
Wade was stunned.
"How is it possible! I dress up so perfectly! How could he recognize me!"
"Ahem..." Kai coughed twice and said, "Well... I think everyone who has met you is unlikely to forget you."
After all, it is indeed rare for him to be as talkative as he is.
Wade stared at Kai with wide eyes, a look of disbelief on his face!
To be honest, there is no one who can express such rich emotions while wearing a mask... Don't even know how to do it.
By the way, isn't the focus now on his girlfriend? Why is this bastard so surprised that his true identity is revealed?
"Hey, you don't care about Vanessa?"
Wade immediately woke up from a dream, right!
"Yes! Yes! My Vanessa!"
Then the guy ran away.
The unfortunate guy and Kai were left looking at each other.
The unfortunate guy blinked and looked at Kai.
He was afraid of being silenced.
Kai did think so, but he was not a good person anyway.
After thinking about it, I decided to forget it.
"Where is Ajax's lair?"
…
"Oops!! Boss!! My wife was kidnapped and I need your help."
"Port Elizabeth, south of Newark," Kay said into the intercom.
"What?" Wade didn't respond.
"Are you a pig? Where is your wife now?"
"Oh oh oh! Port Elizabeth, south of Newark! I'll be there right away!"
Kai is now in Port Elizabeth, but when he arrives, there are already a lot of people ambushing here. This is a trap. But the person who laid the trap knew very well how important Vanessa was to Wade and didn't mean to hide it at all.
But thinking about Wade's virtue, it seems that others don't need to cover it up. This guy doesn't care about anything because of his immortality.
Of course, maybe it's just because of neurosis.
Kai had no intention of waiting for Wade. If he found where Vanessa was being held, he would definitely rescue her as soon as possible. Kai wasn't really worried about Wade's life or death, but that Vanessa was a completely ordinary person, and being involved was a completely unintentional disaster.