Although Eggsy has been with Kingsman for several years and has taken over the title of 'Galahad', he is still essentially an out-of-touch teenager. He was only eighteen when he was selected as a candidate for Kingsman's agent. age. He has flexibility that traditional Kingsman does not have, he does things unconventionally, he is clever, he can take advantage of anything around him to his advantage, and most importantly, he is shameless.
Well, this is indeed an advantage.
From the beginning of its creation, the members of Kingsman Agent were all nobles. At the beginning, the selection qualifications were more stringent, and they would only be selected from the thirteen founding families. Later, it was developed to open to all nobles. Aristocrats are aristocrats. Apart from anything else, they can't change the fact that they insist on saving face.
Every Kingsman agent is a perfect gentleman, tall and strong, elegant and polite, and can basically be regarded as a template for men.
But let’s be honest, agents don’t need that. Does being handsome have any special bonus for the secret agent profession?
No!
Gentleman, will it be helpful to the agent's work?
still none.
However, due to Kingsman's standards for recruiting agents, all the agents in the organization looked dead. It was nothing at first, but now, it has become a tradition. Even Harry Hart, Kingsman's reformist, There is no way to escape this shackles.
But Eggsy was different. He was born on the streets and was naturally indifferent to the aristocracy. What's even better is that, precisely because he was born on the streets, he was very familiar with adapting to circumstances. In order to do well on the streets, As long as he lives, he is proficient in deception and abduction. It is not too much to say that he pretends to be what he wants.
Even though he is wearing suits and ties and behaves well now, that is not his original appearance. He is just a gangster, and he still is. If there is any change, I can only describe it in one sentence: "I'm afraid." Gangsters have culture."
An agent who can abandon face at any time is a good agent. After all, the most important responsibility of an agent is to complete the task, and nothing else is important.
Of course, this is not all good, there are also disadvantages. His jumping out also shows from the side that he is not cautious enough.
For example, right now, when Eggsy and Catherine entered the art exhibition together, he didn't notice that someone was following them behind them.
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After Catherine entered the venue, she was immediately attracted by the artwork on site.
Unlike Eggsy, although Catherine was also born as an orphan, she was adopted by the Holy Church from an early age and received the top elite education. Eggsy was indifferent to the artwork on site, but Catherine did.
To be honest, art appreciation requires a certain amount of accumulation. Do you think an illiterate person can appreciate art? Yes, of course it can, after all, the original purpose of art is to arouse people's empathy. Maybe they just looked at each other and aroused empathy. But in terms of probability, only people who have accumulated enough relevant knowledge are more likely to appreciate the art. People who don't know enough about artworks really can't appreciate those artworks.
Especially those modern works of art, which are all stream of consciousness. Most people's heads will hurt when they look at them, let alone see anything from them.
In short, Eggsy here is anxious to see the legendary Wonder Woman, but Catherine is leisurely admiring the artwork and is not in a hurry at all.
Moreover, Eggsy didn't have the guts to rush Catherine.
There was no way he could do it, he was really scared by this demonic nun. He still remembered that when he first saw this nun, he just couldn't hold it back and made a fuss, and then he made a fuss in front of the public. Then, he took off his clothes and hugged the road sign, trembling wildly, just like Teddy in heat.
Now whenever I think about the scene at that time, Eggsy wants to find a cesspool and bury himself alive. It's so shameful...
To be honest, it was said before that this nun has lived for hundreds of years. Who would have thought that she still looks like a nightclub queen? It is understandable to admit her mistake, right?
Just when Eggsy was madly slandering Catherine in his heart, a beautiful woman with a beautiful figure and a good temperament walked over from the side and stood directly next to Sister Catherine.
"When were you released?"
The woman stood next to Catherine, looked at the painting in front of them with her, and then said something inexplicable.
Eggsy didn't react at first, thinking he was meeting an acquaintance.
But then I think about it, Sister Catherine has been living in seclusion in the monastery for almost eighty years! Even if there is an acquaintance, they are either waiting to die in a nursing home or have met God long ago. How could there be such a young and beautiful acquaintance?
Thinking of this, Eggsy suddenly remembered the information he had received when he arrived.
It's that person!
Eggsy was shaking with excitement. He now really wants to sign a copy of Wonder Woman's storybook for himself.
Well, the existence of Wonder Woman has been covered up by official guidance, and finally turned into a folk legend similar to Grimm's Fairy Tales. Wonder Woman, like King Arthur, is loved by many children in Europe, especially little girls. Who doesn't admire it? Become Wonder Woman yourself?
Eggsy... Anyway, when he was a child, he wanted to be Wonder Woman. It wasn't until he was eight years old that he knew that he was a boy and could not become Wonder Woman. He was sad for a long time.
By the way, his girlfriend also liked this fairy tale very much.
By the way, I forgot to mention that the girlfriend of this little gangster Eggsy is Princess Tilde, the princess of the Kingdom of Sweden.
The real version of 'Cinderella Cool'.
However, Eggsy could only think about it. It's not that I can't, I'm just a little too nervous and don't know what to say. Should I tell her that I also wanted to be Wonder Woman? What a shame.
So he is a little confused now and wants to organize words, but he is too excited and doesn't know what to say.
"Aren't you the same?" Catherine didn't look back. Of course Catherine had noticed Diana coming to her. But unlike Eggsy, to Eggsy, Diana is a legendary mythical figure, but to Catherine, Diana is just an acquaintance whom she hasn't seen for a long time.
Well, as I said before, the relationship between the two is not very good.
In fact, this tendency started when we first formed a team to take adventures together. As for the reason, it is really simple and complicated. Women dislike each other, which sometimes makes no sense.
Diana frowned, this man was still as annoying as before.
After Catherine disappeared in Kai, no one could suppress her terrifying charm. Not only that, as her strength became stronger and stronger, her charm became more terrifying, so the Holy Church could only let her live in seclusion in the monastery. Otherwise something big will happen sooner or later.
It was in these years that Catherine's strength was finally able to temporarily suppress her terrible charm, and then she could come out to act again. Otherwise, Afu would not dare to take Harry Hart to see Catherine. You know, Catherine's charm is enough to make two men become her captives in an instant, and she is the kind of licking dog who has no self-esteem.
"What are you doing here?" Seeing Catherine being so calm, Diana guessed that she definitely didn't know Kai was here. Thinking of this, Diana wanted to send her away immediately, now!
Diana was still a little shy, and her tone revealed a hint of urgency.
Catherine turned to look at Diana, feeling a little strange, but she didn't think much about it. After all, in her opinion, since Kai came back but did not show up, it meant that Kai was unwilling to appear. In this case, Diana naturally did not know where Kai was. So she didn't think about it at all.
In fact, he was really wrong. The biggest reason why Kai didn't return to England was that he thought that everyone he knew before was dead, and it would be meaningless if he couldn't go back. How did he know that Afu and Catherine were still alive and well?
As for meeting Diana, it was purely accidental, and he didn't expect to meet Diana.
"Of course it's the same as your purpose. The statue of Ares, the God of War, is of great importance. We can't turn a blind eye."
It was okay not to mention this, but as soon as it was mentioned, Diana became furious.
"How dare you say it! Where were you when the statue of Ares was taken away by the French? Then when the statue of Ares was stolen, where were you? Are you worried now?"
Diana thought, when she left, Kingsman, the Holy Church, and even the British government were all fine, so why didn't they fulfill their responsibilities? Now that the statue has been lost for so many years, you want to get it back?
"Hmph! Don't make it sound like you have no responsibility! Don't forget, that's your half-brother! That's your housework! We're just helping you clean up your mess! Guarding Ares is what he should have done in the first place You are responsible, but what about you? You actually abandoned your responsibilities and disappeared without any sense of responsibility!"
Catherine would not coddle her and directly fought back.
"You!" Diana was speechless. Before World War II broke out, Diana became frustrated because she realized that she could not prevent the war from coming again. At that time, she was completely desperate for human beings.
It is obvious that less than 20 years have passed since the last war that killed tens of millions of people. It is obvious that the people who experienced that terrible war are still alive. They know clearly what the war will bring, but those people still provoke it without hesitation. war.
At that moment, she felt more confused than ever.
So she left and returned to Paradise Island.
After enduring it, Diana still endured it. Firstly, she was not being unreasonable. Secondly, she thought it would be better to let this hateful woman leave quickly. She was not sure whether she would do anything after seeing Kai now. Recognize it, Diana wasn't going to gamble anyway.
"Since it is my responsibility, leave the matter of Ares to me. You can leave!"
Catherine snorted, it was strange that she would be so obedient. After finally getting out, she must have fun. Now she realizes that modern society is much more interesting than they were back then. By the way, she really wants to try nightclubs now.
Even though Eggsy strongly objects to it, that's it, isn't it more interesting?
"This time, we must recover the statue of Ares. We don't want someone to be willful again and drop everything and run away again."
"you!"
Eggsy stood behind him, looking so excited. Who has ever seen a goddess quarrel?
But at this moment, something suddenly fell next to Eggsy. It looked like a lighter. When Eggsy saw it, he thought it looked familiar.
"Why does this thing look so much like our...Fake!!!"
Eggsy then remembered that Agent Kingsman's equipment included such a thing, a grenade that could be used as a lighter!
In an instant, Eggsy's long-trained conditioned reflex was activated. He kicked the bomb away, and then rushed towards Catherine and Diana desperately, hoping to use his body to block the explosion. But he forgot that these two women, even if they were given his hands and feet, could beat him to the ground without any need for his protection.
Instead, Eggsy suddenly pounced on him, making Diana think that this guy was planning to do something evil! So I turned around and kicked him away...
boom!
The huge explosion caused the glass in the exhibition area to burst, and also caused the crowd watching the exhibition to explode.
After all, just a few years have passed since 911...
Kai was hiding in a corner drinking lemon juice, the kind with alcohol, it tasted good. Then the explosion happened.
Out of helplessness, Kai immediately pulled out his gun.
As a result, his move caused the originally shocked crowd to become confused again. After all, in this situation, when you see someone holding a gun, you will subconsciously think of terrorists...
Kai was also helpless. I had no choice but to take out my police badge and shout loudly: "CPD!!! Everyone, don’t panic! Don’t panic! Lower your head and leave from the safe exit!"
At this time, the security in the venue was also dispatched.
"Follow the staff and leave in an orderly manner! Don't panic! Don't be chaotic! Follow the instructions!"
Kai held up his police badge as he ran toward where the explosion occurred.
As a result, as soon as he got there, he realized that he didn't seem to be needed anymore.
He saw Diana and a nun beating up a guy with a mechanical arm.
Diana and the nun didn't use any special abilities. They just punched the man violently. The man never dreamed that he would be beaten up by two women.
Kai looked around and found that some masked armed men were lying on the ground. A young man in a suit and black-rimmed glasses brought down the gangsters at an extremely fast speed. The way he fights is a bit like Jack's, juggling and knocking down his enemies.
The most amazing thing is that the guy can also use an umbrella to block bullets.
What Kai wants to ask most is: Where did you buy this umbrella? So strong.
After looking around, Kai realized that he didn't seem to have anything wrong with him.
At this time, the guy in the suit also finished dealing with the masked gangsters. Just in time to see Kai standing on the edge with a gun.
This guy's first reaction was to turn the umbrella and point it at him.
Kai looked confused. What's the situation? Are you shady?
But before he could speak, he heard a bang!
A rubber bullet was shot at him.
Kai immediately lowered his head and dodged the rubber bullet.
Hey, I'm an ally!
But the guy opposite didn't wait for Kai to speak and rushed over. I saw him, his whole body stretched out, and he used a very beautiful white crane to spread his wings, and a blade emerged from the leather shoes on his feet. It seemed that he was planning to hit the vital point.
Kai couldn't laugh or cry. Damn it, do I look like a bad guy?
Also, when fighting, flying and kicking...Who are you looking down on?
Anyone who practices martial arts knows that when fighting someone, it's best to keep your feet on the ground. Once the force starts from the ground, it is difficult to exert force after it is in the air. Secondly, after flying into the air, there is no place to draw strength, so it is difficult to make movements. It is not easy to attack or defend. There are flaws all over the body.
So Kai decided to teach him to be good.
He grabbed the British boy's ankle, followed his strength, and threw him against the wall of the exhibition area.
bump!
Then the guy passed out gorgeously...
